Poll of the Day > Blitzball sucks.

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THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/01/21 11:57:59 PM
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This is not fun. They really just want you to lose this first match because they give everyone shit stats. Your only way of winning is to just go as close to the goal as possible, throw to Tidus, and then immediately get swarmed.
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Mead
07/01/21 11:59:43 PM
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Sounds like youre making excuses for being bad at it

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Metalsonic66
07/02/21 12:01:41 AM
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I wasn't crazy about it, but it does get better when you get better players

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Final Fantasy2389
07/02/21 12:02:44 AM
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Blitz Ball is a way of life and I won't have you talking smack about god's game.

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THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:10:10 AM
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Mead posted...
Sounds like youre making excuses for being bad at it
None of your players have good enough skill points to do anything. Even when you pass to Tidus, he isn't good enough to pass it to anyone else.
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BlackScythe0
07/02/21 12:21:31 AM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
This is not fun. They really just want you to lose this first match because they give everyone shit stats. Your only way of winning is to just go as close to the goal as possible, throw to Tidus, and then immediately get swarmed.

"I don't know what to do so instead I'm just going to complain because the first match is intentionally hard to win"
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Krazy_Kirby
07/02/21 12:25:22 AM
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games forcing a loss/almost forcing a loss is nothing new
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THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:27:16 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
"I don't know what to do so instead I'm just going to complain because the first match is intentionally hard to win"
Ah yes because you should be able to just know how to win a game where the opposing team has higher numbers than your team on all accounts and even your star player sucks shit
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Conner4REAL
07/02/21 12:31:48 AM
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It totally sucks cause its based on stats.

not on playing.

its like some sissy soccer for nerds. Insulting to gamers telling us we cant play real football Cassie we cant take a hit or give one. Like in Madden games.

should have made them more like an actual live action sports game.

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THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:36:09 AM
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Your team literally swims in circles on defense. They do not want you to win.
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BlackScythe0
07/02/21 12:48:16 AM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Ah yes because you should be able to just know how to win a game where the opposing team has higher numbers than your team on all accounts and even your star player sucks shit
??? All you have to do is land one sphere shot and you should win.
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THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 12:57:46 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
??? All you have to do is land one sphere shot and you should win.
LMAO how does one sphere shot stop the goers from landing four shots on you?
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BlackScythe0
07/02/21 12:59:38 AM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
LMAO how does one sphere shot stop the goers from landing four shots on you?

How are they getting 4 shots on you?
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Fierce_Deity_08
07/02/21 1:03:05 AM
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I was only able to beat it with Action Replay on PS2.

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THEGODDAMNBATMA
07/02/21 1:11:13 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
How are they getting 4 shots on you?
Because the Aurochs are dog shit and you have no control over them in defense?
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Mead
07/02/21 1:12:11 AM
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Bad at game

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Lokarin
07/02/21 1:28:05 AM
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Cheat: Get at least one goal, then just hide behind your own goalie

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Zareth
07/02/21 1:29:30 AM
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FFX is dogshit, what do you expect

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/02/21 2:29:54 AM
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Lokarin posted...
Cheat: Get at least one goal, then just hide behind your own goalie
Its what I did the first match.

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Garlands_Soul
07/02/21 2:38:34 AM
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Zareth posted...
FFX is dogshit, what do you expect
Honestly

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kopykatx
07/02/21 3:18:40 AM
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Always has
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CaptainStrong
07/02/21 3:32:20 AM
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Blitzball is the reason I'll never get all the Celestial Weapons. I could win the butterfly catching thing, dodge lighting 200 times in a row, and get a time of 0:00 in the Chocobo race. But I never could win a single fucking Blitzball game.
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Lokarin
07/02/21 3:38:39 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Blitzball is the reason I'll never get all the Celestial Weapons. I could win the butterfly catching thing, dodge lighting 200 times in a row, and get a time of 0:00 in the Chocobo race. But I never could win a single fucking Blitzball game.

I found lightning dodge to be the hardest... blitzball is very easy, it's just long

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ReggieTheReckless
07/02/21 4:40:19 AM
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Lightning is definitely the worst
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xGhostchantx
07/02/21 5:42:24 AM
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yes
and I will absolutely play it again
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mooreandrew58
07/02/21 6:18:27 AM
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Lokarin posted...
Cheat: Get at least one goal, then just hide behind your own goalie

Came to say this but i was masochist enough to insist waka made at least one goal

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TheSlinja
07/02/21 6:45:20 AM
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its actually where i stopped playing FFX lol

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ParanoidObsessive
07/02/21 6:48:30 AM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
They really just want you to lose this first match

They basically do. But if you know what you're doing, you can still win it.

Once I figured out the trick I won that game like 6-0.



THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
None of your players have good enough skill points to do anything. Even when you pass to Tidus, he isn't good enough to pass it to anyone else.

That's because you're not doing it right.



CaptainStrong posted...
But I never could win a single fucking Blitzball game.

I was like 30-0 before the other teams finally started catching up to my level.

I found that FAR easier than most of the other weapon challenges. It's just time-consuming.
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Joe_Biden
07/02/21 7:01:57 AM
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blitzball is easy as hell, even if you don't cheese it by hiding in your goalbox

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reason
07/02/21 7:04:21 AM
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Joe_Biden posted...
blitzball is easy as hell, even if you don't cheese it by hiding in your goalbox

Yeah, It becomes nearly impossible to lose. You just gotta figure out exactly HOW to play?

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JOExHIGASHI
07/02/21 7:32:18 AM
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Agreed

Cards ftw

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ArvTheGreat
07/02/21 9:08:15 AM
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Rocket league is a mans sport

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hockey7318
07/02/21 9:17:50 AM
#33:


Agreed, Blitzball is stupid.
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ChaoticKnuckles
07/02/21 9:18:35 AM
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Blitzball is AMAZING. Yeah that first match is tough to win but it can be done.

First time I played the game I was hooked on Blitzball, I played it at literally every save point.

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SilentSeph
07/02/21 9:18:54 AM
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I'd rather play Blitzball than do Chocobo racing with those shithead birds

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CinderLock
07/02/21 9:21:09 AM
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FFX ruined the series so of course it has the worst minigame. Triple Triad is best. Hell I would rather collect frogs in FFIX

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ParanoidObsessive
07/02/21 11:22:49 AM
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CinderLock posted...
Triple Triad is best.

Triple Triad was mediocre at best, and it became unmitigated ass the moment they added rule spread and random as aspects of play.

Though considering every single facet of FFVIII was pretty much terrible, that's just par for the course.
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captainjeff87
07/02/21 12:09:58 PM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
I was only able to beat it with Action Replay on PS2.
Same

If I recall it gave you a score of 99 to zero so you could just set the controller down and so something else for a bit

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What_The_Chris
07/02/21 12:32:32 PM
#39:


sounds like you need to git gud at blitzball

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Dmess85
07/02/21 2:12:46 PM
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https://youtu.be/6ahtIeYL7u8

ahhh final fantasy X

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Metalsonic66
07/02/21 2:43:08 PM
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They should make a Blitzball game that actually plays in real time and isn't a number comparison simulator. Also you should be able to swim in every direction

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Mead
07/02/21 2:44:08 PM
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So can they just breathe underwater or what

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BlackScythe0
07/02/21 2:50:45 PM
#43:


ParanoidObsessive posted...
Triple Triad was mediocre at best, and it became unmitigated ass the moment they added rule spread and random as aspects of play.

Though considering every single facet of FFVIII was pretty much terrible, that's just par for the course.

lol
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captpackrat
07/02/21 7:54:40 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTmLz9B8wls

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Garlands_Soul
07/02/21 8:18:07 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Triple Triad was mediocre at best, and it became unmitigated ass the moment they added rule spread and random as aspects of play.

Though considering every single facet of FFVIII was pretty much terrible, that's just par for the course.
The extra rules thing really did ruin any remote fun to be had with it

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Mead
07/02/21 8:34:45 PM
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Mead posted...
So can they just breathe underwater or what


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ChaoticKnuckles
07/02/21 8:38:53 PM
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@Mead Im pretty sure the only thing really referencing that aspect of it in the game is that Blitzball players can hold their breath for a really long time.

So I guess theyre holding their breath and how long a game takes in real time isnt how long it actually is in their world.

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Mead
07/02/21 8:41:24 PM
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I guess its true what they say

Pixels aint gotta breathe

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zebatov
07/02/21 9:01:05 PM
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I stopped playing the game and started playing only that when I got to it.
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Blightzkrieg
07/02/21 9:10:24 PM
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Doesn't the games opening cutscene actually suggest blitzball players pop out of the sphere mid game? So they aren't actually just floating in the middle unable to breathe the whole time.

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