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TopicDid you know this Actor FAKED his BROKEN ENGLISH in a popular movie???
Smarkil
06/19/21 10:03:44 PM
#9
THATS RAClST

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI have one girl willing to share me...
Smarkil
06/19/21 10:02:10 PM
#2
can you like find a new gimmick or

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMan who DROVE into BLM will have ALL Charges DROPPED if he's a GOOD BOY!!!
Smarkil
06/19/21 9:57:07 PM
#2
how dare they

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIll pay you $5 if you find a more epic comeback video than this
Smarkil
06/14/21 2:24:17 AM
#7
that was le epic

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicUp at 3am for an online BTS concert
Smarkil
06/13/21 12:31:34 PM
#9
Whats the korean equivalent of a weaboo?

koreaboo?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic23 y/o Blonde had her WHOLE EYELID RIPPED OFF from a CHIHUAHUA Attack!!!
Smarkil
06/13/21 12:28:59 PM
#15
helIy posted...
Pitts were originally used as nanny dogs

Thats a myth

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you wear SHOES in the HOUSE???
Smarkil
06/12/21 1:09:24 PM
#4
i wear shoes in your moms ass

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIf only I could channel my boredom into something productive that's not my job
Smarkil
06/11/21 2:41:34 PM
#11
you could channel your energy into like, moving out of your parents house and buying a car

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTCU will no longer use 'Freshman' due to 'Gender' types
Smarkil
06/11/21 1:59:48 PM
#41
they should call them freshbitches

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicLooks like the internet is back to normal now.
Smarkil
06/08/21 7:11:06 PM
#8
Soup_or_Science posted...
Who broke it, this time?

Your moms sex tape. The file size was in the petabytes on account of your mom being a fat.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic12 Year Old N.C. Kid Graduates High School and College in the same Week!
Smarkil
06/08/21 7:09:00 PM
#6
pionear posted...
didn't effect Doogie Howser...

You're right. It did not affect the fictional TV character.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicLife As a Gamer Board Has Been Erased
Smarkil
06/08/21 7:04:58 PM
#33
literally who

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFavorite cheese for grilled cheese sammies
Smarkil
06/08/21 1:56:41 AM
#23
shredded medium cheddar and some muenster

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicEver since the phub purge....
Smarkil
06/08/21 1:52:24 AM
#7
Everybody laughed at me for downloading my favorites and now whos laughing?

It's not me. I'm not laughing.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThese are the MUGSHOTS of the 2 People who MURDERED a 6 y/o in a ROAD RAGE!!!
Smarkil
06/08/21 1:49:33 AM
#3
You literally made a topic on this 6 hours before this one.

Jesus christ duckbear

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI don't understand why your ID can't be expired to buy alcohol
Smarkil
06/05/21 3:49:34 AM
#4
because its a dumb shit letter of the law thing rather than spirit of the law and far too many people are capable of independent thoughts

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat popular trait of your preferred gender/sex do you find as undesirable?
Smarkil
06/03/21 1:02:45 PM
#47
that women always be shopping

amirite fellas?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIdaho passes laws to kill 90% of state's wolves
Smarkil
05/30/21 4:06:16 AM
#28
Why does TC only care about wolves lives but not cows lives

seems pretty specist tbh

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhich of these classic horror actors was the best?
Smarkil
05/29/21 12:58:04 AM
#16
Fred Fuchs

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMy dad's new girlfriend is only five years older than me...
Smarkil
05/27/21 6:10:57 PM
#10
Jen0125 posted...
If so, can I join

Can we all join?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMy dad's new girlfriend is only five years older than me...
Smarkil
05/27/21 5:56:26 PM
#7
Is she hot?

Is your dad hot?

Can you turn this into a porno situation?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo do people actually think 2020 was a bad year?
Smarkil
05/27/21 5:51:45 PM
#27
Gee millions dead, lots of people with permanent health conditions, not being able to spend time with family and friends for a year, millions of layoffs, the rich get richer, awful political issues, a populace where one half of the country genuinely hates the other half.

Why would anyone possibly think 2020 was a bad year?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFormer Child Actor from SCHOOL OF ROCK is KILLED after getting Hit in Chicago!!!
Smarkil
05/27/21 12:13:37 AM
#7
was he hot?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTexas Girl who fed CHEETOS to SPIDER MONKEYS is FIRED at her Job!! Is She Hot???
Smarkil
05/27/21 12:12:04 AM
#10
our thoughts go out to the spider monkeys

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIf you would be an INVOLVED business owner, what kind of business would it be?
Smarkil
05/26/21 5:49:21 PM
#6
Some form of construction/real estate. I do that on the side already and have plans for it to be my full time gig down the line - so that.

I wouldn't mind owning some form of fast food franchise though - something like a Chick Fil A or an In n Out or something but it's not really in my wheelhouse.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicJust started Resident Evil 7 (spoilers?)
Smarkil
05/26/21 5:46:48 PM
#15
ParanoidObsessive posted...
What was left of the original security division of Umbrella reorganized as a new group (with the same name) that exists solely to track and and clean up the old Umbrella-related messes and BOW things in general. It's part of why their new logo is blue instead of red - to differentiate from the original but indicate that they're fixing Umbrella's mistakes.

Chris isn't actually part of the new Umbrella, but he's worked with them because they have similar goals now. Assuming the new group can actually be trusted...

Isn't that part of where RE8 comes in? RE8 spoilers.

RE8 is another situation where Chris and friends are cleaning up BOW stuff but umbrella also has a team that's sent in. They don't really go into too much detail about what the umbrella team is doing other than Chris/friends are fighting against them. One of the last scenes apparently shows a dead sodlier/BOW from umbrella that Chris' team killed.

What that means for the canon at this point - who the fuck knows.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI think self-help books for men should come with a disclaimer.
Smarkil
05/26/21 1:59:30 PM
#2
ok

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSometimes I wonder why people still give $ to certain Twitch streamers
Smarkil
05/26/21 3:59:23 AM
#9
I unironically think the majority of donated money to any twitch streamer comes from autistic people. I think it preys on people who have very few social outlets and fewer social skills. They think they're getting some sort of friendship/relationship out of being a recognizeable donater, so the more they donate the more they become recognized by the streamer (which makes them think they're 'friends').

I'm fine throwing a few ducets to content creators every once in a while, but I would guess the majority of money transacted on twitch comes from a relative few 'whales'.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicReducing mask requirements
Smarkil
05/25/21 6:09:19 PM
#47
LinkPizza posted...
No. Its fine. Id rather sneeze into the crook of my arm instead of a mask Im going to wear on my face...

You know what? You're right. You fixed covid. Good work man. I don't know why epidemiologists didn't call you first. We could have just knocked this out by sneezing into our elbows. A lot of wasted effort on our parts really. The next time I get surgery I'm just gonna tell my surgeon to just sneeze into his arm because thats how it works.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicReducing mask requirements
Smarkil
05/25/21 2:44:12 PM
#33
LinkPizza posted...
That's if you even have it. But in the crook of your arm is fine. I'd rather do it there than in my mask...

It's not fine. It's fine when you don't have a deadly pandemic rolling around.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicReducing mask requirements
Smarkil
05/25/21 3:47:44 AM
#27
Metalsonic66 posted...
No one wants to be trapped with that shit all day

So rather than do the thing that the mask is intended for is to just ignore it.

Might as well not wear a mask at all if you're just gonna spew your shit all over the place. Sneezing into your hand or your arm isn't gonna help anyone not get covid from you.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDid anybody here watch that movie "I'm thinking of ending things"
Smarkil
05/25/21 3:45:23 AM
#7
MICHALECOLE posted...
I think this is about suicide

Well thats what its about. The course of the movie is a double entendre of the dudes fantasy of a life he wanted but could never have and he constantly thinks about killing himself

the end of the movie is him, at the very least, attempting to commit suicide by freezing to death in his truck. There's some point earlier in the movie that says something to that affect like 'it'd only take x amount of minutes to freeze to death' when they find the goats in the barn. He sits in his truck, starts hallucinating, and takes his clothes off like people in extreme hypothermia do.

Whether he actually leaves his truck and actually gets warm in the school is up for debate, but given the state of his truck in the end scene it seems pretty likely that he's dead in the buried truck.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicReducing mask requirements
Smarkil
05/24/21 4:25:03 PM
#18
captpackrat posted...
I went to Menards yesterday and only about half the customers were wearing masks. Then there was one guy wearing a mask, but his nose was hanging out. WTF??? Why do you even bother???

I find it more disturbing that people pull down their masks to sneeze. I've seen it at least a few times.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicVaccinated people can still spread covid, right?
Smarkil
05/24/21 4:14:00 PM
#2
Dr. Peter Chin-Hong, an infectious disease expert at the University of California at San Francisco School of Medicine, says he thinks its very unlikely that vaccinated people can transmit the virus.
The more evidence we get, it appears its very unlikely for a vaccinated person to transfer the virus to someone else, Chin-Hong said.
The vaccines are especially effective at preventing asymptomatic disease, which Chin-Hong says is where most of the transmission appears.
Chin-Hong also cited real-world studies out of the U.K. and Israel that showed that theres very little transmission from vaccinated people.
The study out of Israel, for example, found that the Pfizer vaccine was at least 97-percent effective in preventing symptomatic disease, critical disease and death.

Similarly, the study found the vaccine to be 94-percent effective at preventing asymptomatic COVID infections, suggesting the vaccine may help stop transmission of the virus.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicJust noticed Omega Red was in Deadpool 2
Smarkil
05/23/21 9:39:38 PM
#2
apparently some nerds thought he was gonna be in falcon and winter soldier lol

he was not

instead they had...basically nothing

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicpizza doesn't need any toppings besides pepperoni and cheese tbh
Smarkil
05/23/21 9:30:34 PM
#49
Im a convert to just pepperoni after doing the NY pizza thing. If it's anything else, I tend to throw some extra shit on there. But if it's NY style or napolean style, I keep it simple.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI look so skinny tonight
Smarkil
05/23/21 12:02:18 AM
#16
oh lord it got weird real quick

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI like how the British pronounce "military"
Smarkil
05/22/21 2:37:45 AM
#22
i was talking to a brit the other day and he called aluminum 'aluminum' lol dumb bitch

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicA new 'Dog' version of COVID has been identified...
Smarkil
05/22/21 2:27:26 AM
#13
didnt they already have evidence that pets could get it?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicbro chocobo racing is so annoying
Smarkil
05/22/21 12:34:14 AM
#20
Greenfox111 posted...
i plan on acquiring all steam achievements for ff 7-12, so i expect many more blunders like this in my future

isn't 10 fucked for some of the side shit? i seem to remember the chocobo stuff in the remasters being virtually impossible for some reason

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicthey gave jack new biotic powers
Smarkil
05/22/21 12:31:32 AM
#23
helIy posted...
iirc in the 3rd game

this is a thing i was unaware of

im not sure ive ever gone forward with kaiden cause im a filthy sexist i might have to give him a shot

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDominos might be average pizza, but they really are the most convenient
Smarkil
05/21/21 5:17:59 PM
#53
Lokarin posted...
I basically just get dominos 'cuz they're the cheapest.

using the monday coupon code for 50% off an order might be about $25. Meanwhile there are places like Basil's which want $30 PER PIE

is this like a canada thing because they're the same price at least as papa johns here. A large one topping at dominos is around 15 bucks and a large one topping at papas is about 15.

but papa johns has a persistent 25% off code you can use on your shit

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAnyone else wasting away their lives in Valheim?
Smarkil
05/21/21 1:05:41 AM
#22
Sequiro posted...
Gear helps but actually I found the biggest advancement to my combat prowess and survivability was mastering block/parry timing. There are enemies that can tear you up easily if you don't have a good block/parry or dodge/kiting game going on no matter what your armor is.

That's the only other part that matters. And even then it only matters until...I think the iron shield? After that, provided you parry, you can't be harmed. Before that, even with parrying, you'll take damage from a number of mobs. But your attack damage and...defense damage is 100% dependent on your gear with a small modifier based on your skill level (that takes entirely too long to train and goes down frequently).

That doesn't even discuss the potions/gear you need for the specific areas you venture into. Poison resist, ice resist, whatever. It's all about gear.

agesboy posted...
i was actually kinda impressed by structural stability being a mechanic at first before i realized it was just a simple check of "how many pieces away is the floor" and it doesn't actually use structural mechanics

I was too. I kept wondering why my architecturally structurally sound projects weren't working until I realized you pretty much just have to have a buncha straight poles everywhere. Then you just start cramming that shit randomly into walls and presto, problem solved.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicYou Are RACIST
Smarkil
05/21/21 1:00:40 AM
#31
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'd have to hate myself terribly to judge another negatively based on skin color.

thats not how racism works dude

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicYou Are RACIST
Smarkil
05/21/21 12:29:31 AM
#19
I'm not racist. I just really fuckin hate 5ks.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe CHURCH Of Latter Day Saints made over 8 MILLION thanks to GAMESTOP!!!
Smarkil
05/21/21 12:21:03 AM
#12
LeetCheet posted...
WTF is a church investing in the stock market?

They have for-profit arms of the church that they allegedly use to reinvest in charitable/church shit. But those for-profit arms are taxed - at least on the stuff that's not donated to the non-profit church.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIf I end up buying Mass Effect Legendary Edition which class should I pick?
Smarkil
05/21/21 12:16:03 AM
#19
isnt vanguard garbage in the first game?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTexas governor photographed making "white power" sign.
Smarkil
05/20/21 2:23:16 PM
#4
Is the guy on the right that one dude who posted here that wanted to fuck his aunt?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDominos might be average pizza, but they really are the most convenient
Smarkil
05/20/21 2:19:26 PM
#7
Papa johns has this and the pizza isn't as shitty

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhats your personal "back in my day" gaming or internet memory.
Smarkil
05/20/21 2:17:25 PM
#31
Some of my fondest memories came from gaming in Ultima Online. I remember at one point I had joined a semi-random shard and was walking around doing my thing when I ran across someone on the north side of Britain that had the same handle that one of my real life friends used. So I started chatting with him and sure the fuck enough it happened to be him. It was an incredibly bizarre coincidence.

But my 'back in my day' memory would be the instruction booklets that came with games. Busting them out and reading them when I was bored, or driving home from the store with a brand new game and being so excited that I just wanted to get right into it. Looking at the incredibly cool artwork. etc.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
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