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TopicYou enter your bathroom and see DIS hiding near da sink
divot1338
05/07/21 6:07:17 PM
#7
Nope! I didnt hide your panties under the sink either.

Keep looking.

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Topic"Blow" inspiration George Jung dead at 78
divot1338
05/07/21 4:44:51 PM
#6
TopicI feel bad for laughing, but that damned donkey
divot1338
05/07/21 4:42:44 PM
#18
Such a jackass.

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TopicWill my life improve if I eat a cucumber every day?
divot1338
05/07/21 4:41:30 PM
#8
It will improve once you are able to eat the cucumber without chewing it.

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TopicSir! The enemy has set up camp on the east side of the lake!
divot1338
05/07/21 4:39:37 PM
#8
Assemble reverse scuba gear for the fish and lead them up onto the shore in a devastating suprise attack on the enemy.

It will be just like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan only instead of American soldiers its a bunch of perch.

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Topic70% of Republicans still don't believe that Biden legitimately won the election
divot1338
05/07/21 4:34:28 PM
#17
Its moments liks this I find it comforting that after Fat Donnie bailed on New York to move to Florida, he ended up stuck in New Jersey once that got boring.

Donnie Trump, the New Jersey bum.

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TopicI guess having an annoying HOA is part of the home ownership experience
divot1338
05/07/21 3:54:48 PM
#43
Our HOA is holding a raffle at the yearly meeting later on this month.

The grand prize is a Nintendo Switch.

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Topic70% of Republicans still don't believe that Biden legitimately won the election
divot1338
05/07/21 3:32:11 PM
#2
Fortunately it doesnt matter at all.

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TopicSomething's wrong here. My mom is asking for my opinion on movies.
divot1338
05/07/21 3:31:42 PM
#3
She thinks youre dying.

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TopicI guess having an annoying HOA is part of the home ownership experience
divot1338
05/07/21 3:24:51 PM
#29
Giant_Aspirin posted...
so, what is the actual rule here? like how long after trash is picked up at you required to move the cans from the curb?
When you are allowed to leave trash cans is listed in the HOA deed restrictions.

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TopicMechanic just quoted me $250 to replace a license plate bulb lmao
divot1338
05/06/21 5:36:57 PM
#12
You could skip those repairs. But I wouldnt recommend it.

It would only lead to more costly repairs later on.

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TopicTrans weightlifter Laurel Hubbard set to make history at Tokyo Olympics
divot1338
05/06/21 5:33:09 PM
#128
Someone beat her at the previous competition. Why wouldnt someone also beat her at the presumably more difficult Olympics?

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TopicI guess having an annoying HOA is part of the home ownership experience
divot1338
05/06/21 5:30:32 PM
#6
It gives the retired assholes something to do.

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TopicThis ad for a mobile chess game... o_o
divot1338
05/06/21 4:58:31 PM
#24
TeaMilk posted...
How are there 4 black knights?
And the game is over when the four black knights put the queen in check.

Check mate!

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TopicThis ad for a mobile chess game... o_o
divot1338
05/06/21 2:56:25 PM
#20
Hayame Zero posted...
It did happen because of The Queen's Gambit and the pandemic.
Thats temporary.

Seeing that picture you immediately see that this is a game that has a lot in common with people today.

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TopicThis ad for a mobile chess game... o_o
divot1338
05/06/21 2:53:52 PM
#18
You know, chess may be due for a resurgence in popularity.

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TopicIs there seriously gonna be a rocket that crashes...somewhere on Sat lol
divot1338
05/06/21 1:27:13 PM
#14
The fourth green at Mar-a-Lago.

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TopicBiden proposal to make free school lunch to 29 million children every summer
divot1338
05/05/21 4:34:29 PM
#11
Hes taken every single opportunity to provide food assistance that is available to executive branch.

Food stamps, now school lunch programs.

Brilliant. This is why its useful to know how federal government works.

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TopicWatched Dances with Wolves for the 1st time >_>
divot1338
05/05/21 2:24:01 PM
#23
*holds up open hand*

*smacks closed fisf into palm*

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TopicBuddy of mine is telling me to invest in life insurance
divot1338
05/05/21 2:18:55 PM
#16
Dead pools should make a comeback.

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TopicWhat's your opinion on Dogecoin
divot1338
05/04/21 12:40:25 PM
#15
Ushiromiya posted...
Explaining things this way isn't helpful.
Neither is buying bitcoin.

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TopicWhat's your opinion on Dogecoin
divot1338
05/04/21 12:31:24 PM
#11
Guide posted...
Worse in what sense? You're a lot more likely to make money from doge, just from buying the dip.
Lottery tickets are an idiot tax.

Bitcoin is just a less efficient version of throwing money into a fire.

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TopicFYI 2 factor authentication via sms is bad. very bad
divot1338
05/04/21 12:27:55 PM
#2
How do they know your number?

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Topicneed an anime about a hobby
divot1338
05/04/21 12:26:24 PM
#44
Is building a harem a hobby?

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TopicWhat's your opinion on Dogecoin
divot1338
05/04/21 12:21:41 PM
#5
Theyre a worse purchase than lottery tickets which at least fund state programs. And I dont buy lottery tickets.

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Topic"I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat"
divot1338
05/04/21 11:08:11 AM
#4
I heard that prom nights a bomb night
with hood rats you can hold tight

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TopicHerd immunity may be unlikely in the US due to vaccine hesitancy
divot1338
05/03/21 6:08:22 PM
#11
solosnake posted...
Also a lot of the spread is caused by children who arent allowed to get the vaccine
This is on adults. Dont blame children.

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TopicSkier teases bear chasing him and others down slope
divot1338
05/03/21 12:19:26 PM
#11
Irony posted...
$2!
lol

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Topicnever had thai before, what should i get
divot1338
05/03/21 12:17:12 PM
#7
Chinese food

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TopicIf you get hit in a parking lot and it's not your fault it may not matter
divot1338
05/03/21 12:09:22 PM
#3
Or you could get a dash cam.

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TopicWould you rather have a new mid engine c8 corvette or a c7 zo6?
divot1338
05/02/21 9:55:29 AM
#7
Corvettes suck.

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TopicMy work is trying to deny my time off for my honeymoon.
divot1338
05/02/21 9:50:34 AM
#6
RadiantJoyrock posted...
despite saying before they could
End of discussion. Make them pay you for it with your flex time.

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TopicWoman burns down house after fight with her boyfriend.
divot1338
05/02/21 9:24:54 AM
#16
cuh posted...
What book was she reading
Bonfire of the Vanities.

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TopicWhat pickup line would you use on dis white chick?
divot1338
05/02/21 12:19:17 AM
#19
I walk up, stare into her boobies, and then get a noticeable erection.

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Topic19 y/o DAD Shoots Dead Man AFTER he Walks Away..but he claims STAND YOUR GROUND!
divot1338
05/02/21 12:17:42 AM
#23
Its not really standing your ground when you flee the scene of the murder. Sort of screams Im guilty.

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TopicWould you rather be short with a big PP or tall with a small PP
divot1338
05/02/21 12:06:02 AM
#11
Short dick, huge circumference.

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TopicShe sits by you and says ''Ugly, you'll be my first fuck after covid lockdown''
divot1338
05/02/21 12:05:26 AM
#8
ssj3vegeta posted...
She also shows you her johnson
Nice.

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TopicSo we're all agreed on the tier list of sexiest female body parts?
divot1338
05/02/21 12:04:22 AM
#5
Neck waddle

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Topic19 y/o DAD Shoots Dead Man AFTER he Walks Away..but he claims STAND YOUR GROUND!
divot1338
05/02/21 12:02:09 AM
#21
Somehow during that story it changed from a Nissan Versa to a Sentra.

How upset Id be if somehow tore off my door handle would depend on which type of car I owned.

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TopicCapital G Gamers are furious about a change to AI Dungeon
divot1338
05/01/21 11:51:41 PM
#22
I4NRulez posted...
We once conscripted an orphan boy in our session.

He became my favorite NPC :')
That orphans name was dragonbait.

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