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my fighting power is one million

CHM_Punk posted...

I like the way, that thong, thong, thong, thong, thong!

Sisq wishes he was still relevant enough to be hacked

Zikten posted...

ThyCorndog posted...

is she tough like Superman? maybe she needs to use one of those industrial saws

I dont know what Diana does but I know that in the comics they once showed how Clark shaves. He uses a special mirror and shoots his eye lasers and reflects then into his face to cut the hairs. No earth shaver is powerful enough for his beard

Imagine the awkward positioning he'd need to shave his taint

I'm not surprised, their monitoring software was used industry wide

Did your shower thought lead to shower action?

Grandma yelling at the cat ASMR

Could be worse, could be a papercut

Doesn't a lot of sci fi refer to their space forces as a navy? Star Wars and The Expanse immediately come to mind

oh snap

But the monkeys euthanized last year werent used in any daring space missions or even for research instead they were housed at the Ames facility in a joint care arrangement between Nasa and LifeSource BioMedical, a separate drug research entity which leases space at the center and housed the primates.

Stephanie Solis, the chief executive of LifeSource BioMedical, said the primates were given to the laboratory years ago after a sanctuary could not be found for them due to their age and poor health. We agreed to accept the animals, acting as a sanctuary and providing all care at our own cost, until their advanced age and declining health resulted in a decision to humanely euthanize to avoid a poor quality of life, she said.

How much responsibility does this LifeSource BioMedical company bear? Sounds on the face like they were "leased" to them from NASA.

lol

embrace your corporate betters and keep buying Hershey's Kisses like a good little consumer

Average CEman:
https://i.imgur.com/KpkmBqC.jpg

Average CEgal:
https://i.imgur.com/Ba8btKL.jpg

All I Want For Christmas Is You In My Butt

Crono99 posted...

CADE FOSTER posted...

Tiger king isnt getting a pardon lol

Depends on how much he thinks it will trigger the libs

More like how much he contributes to his re-election efforts

It's a bit different since they were literally found guilty. The pardon power does not undo the crime(s), only the criminal liability of the perpetrator(s)

The Blackwater guys killed civilians, full stop

Mr. Trumps pardon list also included four former U.S. service members who were convicted of killing Iraqi civilians while working as contractors in 2007.
One of them, Nicholas Slatten, had been sentenced to life in prison after the Justice Department had gone to great lengths to prosecute him. Mr. Slatten had been a contractor for the controversial company Blackwater and was sentenced for his role in the killing of 17 Iraqi civilians in Nisour Square in Baghdad a massacre that left one of the most lasting stains on the United States of the war.

Fuck this timeline

Or else the next administration will have to deliver a Covid relief package...

Well, they're going to have to either way. Coming from Trump, this feels like a last ditch attempt to add a "victory" to his record.

They used hundred thousand dollar SGI workstations to create the renderings, too

NES4EVER posted...

So the White House is basically the scene in Downfall where Hitler yells at everyone.

You could even keep most of the original dialog and it'd still fit the context

Disclaimer: chicken not included

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (a Marxist organization based in Russia)

It's strictly a CYA policy for retailers, they don't give a shit if you get assaulted, they just don't want to get sued

dameon_reaper posted...

Full Throttle posted...

Missouri jury rejected compelling evidence that she was mentally ill where she was a victim of incest, and raped and forced into child prostitution as they sentenced her to death

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Missouri, 'nuff said

Who am I, Petey Puff mothafuff

Cornhuskers posted...

tremain07 posted...

No sympathy for anyone over the age of 18 who isn't providing for themselves, there's no excuse for that

What about the physically ill and cancer patients?
FFS

They're gonna die anyway, why bother giving them money

big /s

I want one on general principle

https://youtu.be/EU0TUR-o6gE

the drummer is so goddamn high I get a little baked just watching him

Saw this yesterday. Identified hard

A pair of truck nutz

"Are these chickpeas fair trade? No? You disgust me, I'll buy my chickpeas elsewhere."

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Is there a specific reason you guys don't lock doors? Just more effort than it's worth?

I can't say, I work in neither sales nor service. I imagine it's something like that for sales, so that people can feel free to peek inside the vehicle without always having to have the keys handy. Service, no idea. The techs and porters always have the keys handy anyway, so it would make sense to lock the vehicles to deter people from snooping or stealing

that's awesome. one of the techs here has a small RV decked out with Grateful Dead stickers and shit, guarantee it smells like reefer inside

dolomedes posted...

america sucks

If you don't like it you can GIT OUT

... What's that, no other countries are accepting American travelers right now?

Well, if you don't like it, you can STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND DIE OF COVID

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I remember when we'd just go to the dealership and find an unlocked car to smoke in :3

*works at a dealership*
*imagines the look on the sales manager's face when a new stock unit is mysteriously hotboxed*
*imagines the look on the service director's face when a customer's car is mysteriously hotboxed*

heehee

Lost_All_Senses posted...

jon1012 posted...

3 years? Wow

Don't praise me. It's cause Im prescribed opioids and decided it was one or the other. Mixing them would probably murder my insides. It's not that I just don't need a vice :3

Wild Irish Rose will murder the insides of even the most healthy specimens

That was pretty good. I'd love to hear someone sing over the original like a karaoke track

Where do you live? We only got a couple inches here, then it turned to freezing rain and ice.

Sexually promiscuous Shia LaBeouf
Catching the herp from Shia LaBeouf
Covered it with makeuuuuuup
Should've worn a rubber with Shia LaBeouf

I think all the drugs and alcohol messed with your brain

so that now you see the TRUTH

radical rhino posted...

At Putins request Im sure.

... wat

You either pay them and they disappear, or they sell you a garbage fly-by-night warranty that always denies claims