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TopicI had the weirdest fucking dream last night.
HornedLion
10/11/20 7:59:29 AM
#2
Wasnt this a Will Smith movie with Gene Hackman?

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TopicWhat do you think of the presidential erection?
HornedLion
10/11/20 7:04:15 AM
#13
Doesnt matter who you vote for. Were still going to get shafted.

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TopicHow does a trans FTM have alimony payments when married to a woman?
HornedLion
10/11/20 7:02:45 AM
#4
Ive never fully understood alimony at all.

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Topictinder babe was smooching with my brother
HornedLion
10/10/20 11:58:53 PM
#8
OhhhJa posted...
Arent you supposedly married?

So is Trump.

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TopicWhich of these girls do you find hottest?
HornedLion
10/10/20 5:33:57 PM
#12
I cant find a spark with any of them.

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Topictinder babe was smooching with my brother
HornedLion
10/10/20 5:32:41 PM
#2
Tinder fucking sucks.

Ive had better luck on adult friend finder.

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TopicLa tengo legit dura again! Ugh!
HornedLion
10/10/20 5:31:58 PM
#2
Somebody translate this please.

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TopicA deconstructed burrito...
HornedLion
10/09/20 4:54:03 PM
#6
WhiskeyDisk posted...
I'd tell you but Big Burrito had me sign an NDA so I wouldn't...spill the beans.

Genius

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TopicI draw on my whiteboard every Friday
HornedLion
10/09/20 12:21:57 PM
#4


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TopicWhite TRAMP says she's PROUD to HATE BLACK PEOPLE and shows her SWASTIKA TAT!!!
HornedLion
10/09/20 1:17:02 AM
#3
Shes got a redneck Amy Winehouse charm to her.

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TopicMy daughter is trying my patience today.
HornedLion
10/08/20 5:05:01 PM
#1
We are out at the mall and she refuses to hold my hand. Shes only 4.

She walks slower than me and whenever I am a certain distance from her(about 10ft) she plops down on the floor. This is EXACTLY like maybe Sherry would in Resident Evil 2 and/or I think Ashley did it in RE4. AND... she wont get back up until I walk back to her and am right besides her.

I am kidding you not and no she has never seen me play either one of those games before.

I knew only a gaming board would understand this and if you think this game mechanic is annoying ingame, in real life its WAY worse.

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TopicBeen a while, post a pic of you, and ill rate ya
HornedLion
10/06/20 2:26:57 PM
#370
KogaSteelfang posted...
Figured I needed to take a new pic anyway instead of reposting the same old ones repeatedly. Just nabbed this one a few minutes ago.


https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIl2eWOVM20FS7FpmwzWd4-YZzg65Dg_M


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TopicBeen a while, post a pic of you, and ill rate ya
HornedLion
10/05/20 8:24:21 PM
#346
Clench281 posted...
Pretend my face pic is here

5/5

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TopicSoo uhhh, Joe Biden's a total creeper
HornedLion
10/05/20 7:48:32 PM
#3
I think the extent to which the right spends talking about pedophiles is alarming.


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TopicBipolar question?
HornedLion
10/02/20 10:04:52 PM
#4
Lokarin posted...
That's more DID or Schizoid related.

Bipolar is more like you're happy as a clam one day and the next you throw your roommate out because the MURDERED YOUR GARDEN!!!! MIIIIIIIKE!!!!!!!

Okay DID and schizoid were good reads but idk.

Context: Me and some friends were talking to another social worker friend of ours. One of my friends was explaining that when they cheated on their GF they were walking towards the girls home but couldnt stop. It was like they were along for the ride. And then they woke up half way through sex and left in regret.

Our social worker friend said that that sounds like hes bipolar. But Ive never heard of that before. Ive heard of high sex drive in those people but never the waking up to something they didnt realize was happening.

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TopicThis Topic is 100% Pure Butter.
HornedLion
10/02/20 9:55:05 PM
#7
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Y'all have an unhealthy obsession with Zeus. Just sayin'.

He was the lead antagonist, of one of the greatest franchises of what many say was greatest console generation ever.

Im actually surprised more people arent talking about him.

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TopicBipolar question?
HornedLion
10/02/20 9:48:59 PM
#1
Does being bipolar cause you to see yourself doing something but unable to stop... or waking up doing something you werent consciously wanting to do?

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TopicBeloved thespian Rick Moranis punched in head in unprovoked attack
HornedLion
10/02/20 7:16:43 PM
#12



Smug bastard.

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TopicBeloved thespian Rick Moranis punched in head in unprovoked attack
HornedLion
10/02/20 3:25:01 PM
#8
IronBornCorps posted...
who tf punches Rick Moranis?!



Edit: I think its appropriate to post a pic of your tag, Far.



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TopicHas anyone here ever gotten plastic surgery
HornedLion
09/30/20 6:31:56 PM
#10
I got Penuma.

Took me from 1 to 3.5!!!!!

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/30/20 8:35:56 AM
#31
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
you could always use tinder for threesomes. ive joined a few couples i met on it

Funny, she actually brought this up as an olive branch.

But Im okay.

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/29/20 11:11:43 PM
#27
So I decided to drop the app. Not because Im convinced that its fake af or designed to just eat your cash but...

because its time I stopped being a hypocrite. I cannot be upset at someone for doing to me what I did to them first. Especially since theyre feeling so guilty and remorseful.

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TopicThe guy from Some More News is impossibly handsome
HornedLion
09/29/20 1:56:19 PM
#2
That dude is whack. But what would I know?

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TopicCamp Anawanna
HornedLion
09/29/20 7:31:02 AM
#2
And when we think about you...

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/27/20 11:00:21 PM
#25
Smarkil posted...
Oh dont worry friend. I dont think any of us were convinced otherwise.

Im glad youre still my friend, tho.

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/27/20 9:38:29 PM
#23
Smarkil posted...
Man I wish I could have so little concern for my SO that I immediately just go out and fuck other people when we had a fight

I never said I was a good guy.

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/27/20 5:35:04 PM
#19
wwinterj25 posted...
Sounds woof. Perhaps they think dog pics give folks boners.

Maybe guys prefer dogs over cats?

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/27/20 2:47:16 PM
#17
Another thing I noticed is that ALL these chicks have one random ass dog pic in there. Now, its not uncommon to have pets. But I havent seen a single cat. And, if I went off this board, that is EXTREMELY odd.


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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/27/20 11:09:04 AM
#15
wwinterj25 posted...
Indeed they are.

Either you are or you are not and even then why are you looking elsewhere so quickly? How is your kid/kids taking this?

We are. And she knows of what Im doing. Its the only shot we have. It really is.

Its the tonic that I need. Due to her actions she has to choose between my heart and body. She can no longer have both. Sad. It really is. I see the remorse in her. But... let it be known, the fact that she is even given an option, when all others before her would instantly lose it all, is testament to how much I care about her.

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/26/20 9:43:23 PM
#8
Revelation34 posted...
I thought you said you're married with kids.

Yeah... about that.

Its really personal but... lets say were on a break/probationary period. I love her, I really do. But she keeps making the same mistake and either we take a break and come back after a few months or we end it now. Gonna leave it at that but since that may be too vague for PotD Ill say this issue involved the destruction of my work PC.

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TopicAttention: LarryFrigginLarry or whatever
HornedLion
09/26/20 7:10:59 PM
#1
Im on tinder hear and I gotta say... this shit seem fake to you? 99% of the chicks are 6-10s, and 80% of them have real careers. This isnt an accurate picture of the general population.

Imagine if theyre all fake and dudes are all paying for these stupid features on the app for fucking nothing!

Maybe I just suck and dont have what it takes. Teach me, please!

@LaggnFragnLarry

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TopicRon Paul hospitalized after what appears to be a stroke on live stream event.
HornedLion
09/25/20 6:42:33 PM
#21
Mead posted...
Damn that is sad


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TopicAttention: Jen
HornedLion
09/24/20 7:18:29 PM
#1
I dont want kids either.

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TopicI want to fuck her.
HornedLion
09/23/20 7:21:48 PM
#5
These I want to fuck her topics never disappoint.

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TopicI feel a little bad for this lone Trump supporter.
HornedLion
09/23/20 6:43:06 PM
#2


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TopicRoad Warrior Animal has passed away.
HornedLion
09/23/20 5:09:03 PM
#7
*reads topic title*

What animal in the Road Warrior lived until 2020? Mustve been a tortoise.

*enters topic*

Ooooooh.

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Topic"What is the Biggest Threat to American democracy?"...asks Twitter...
HornedLion
09/22/20 6:38:52 PM
#14
Biggest threat: Corporate lobbyists


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TopicSo does being infected by botflies count as male pregnancy?
HornedLion
09/22/20 6:23:44 PM
#10
Wtf is happening to PotD?

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TopicSecured the Xbox Series X preorder!
HornedLion
09/22/20 5:36:15 PM
#2
I was under the impression PotD was the unofficial pc board.

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TopicShout out to Best Buy
HornedLion
09/22/20 3:41:27 PM
#12
You actually went out and got a XBox!?

Whats next? You voting Trump?

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TopicRepublicans HAS the VOTES to Confirm Supreme Court Nominee BEFORE the Election!
HornedLion
09/22/20 2:40:31 PM
#40
BeerOnTap posted...
Amy Coney Barrett! This is who I wanted last time around instead of Kavanaugh. My body is ready!

We all know you didnt know who she was before this week so drop it.

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TopicTrump Supporter ATTACKS a 13 y/o Girl with a POLE following the DEATH of RBG!!!
HornedLion
09/22/20 1:55:20 PM
#21
Ogurisama posted...
If someone flips the bird at you, you flip the bird back, not assault their kid

Exactly. And he flipped them off first. So they reciprocated and he couldnt handle it. Wtf.

They can dish it out but cant take it.

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TopicOpinions on Linkin Park
HornedLion
09/22/20 1:51:24 PM
#17
I have literally ran hundreds of miles listening to them.

Even til this day theyre one of my favorite artists to jog/run to.

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TopicJen's IronBornCorps Lounge
HornedLion
09/22/20 1:15:24 PM
#109
Pikachu_Vought posted...
Lol

https://youtu.be/7PmEtJX3Els

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TopicJen's IronBornCorps Lounge
HornedLion
09/22/20 12:44:23 PM
#107
Can we get an update on PMs?

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TopicTrump Supporter ATTACKS a 13 y/o Girl with a POLE following the DEATH of RBG!!!
HornedLion
09/22/20 10:14:44 AM
#14
Far-Queue posted...
Bet you dollars to doughnuts if some 6'+ dude flipped him the bird he would've avoided eye contact and kept his cowardly mouth shut.

189.65% true!

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TopicTrump Supporter ATTACKS a 13 y/o Girl with a POLE following the DEATH of RBG!!!
HornedLion
09/22/20 12:11:25 AM
#10
I am shocked at the number of mentally unstable individuals in this country.

Maybe if healthcare was more accessible they could get the help they need.

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Topicfeels like i havent had sex since the 90s
HornedLion
09/21/20 6:14:20 PM
#5
Go get some!

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TopicJen's IronBornCorps Lounge
HornedLion
09/21/20 6:13:40 PM
#37
Everything I knew about GameFAQS was wrong.

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TopicJen's IronBornCorps Lounge
HornedLion
09/21/20 5:59:39 PM
#31
Metalsonic66 posted...
My Smash Main is Pikachu and my OW Main is Sombra

Link was my main on Melee.

This is me after seeing what they did to Link in future smash titles:

https://youtu.be/3sIYe74sczE

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