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TopicHas anyone been kick in groin by hot woman before?
ClarkDuke
02/08/21 4:09:15 AM
#15
LeetCheet posted...
Yeah, we've tried twice.
I think it's mostly because neither of us are not very experienced in this though.

I've tried asking her about earlier experiences but apparently she doesn't remember much from them.

Seems kinda odd in my opinion. I mean, you'd think you would remember things like the first time doing certain things.
perhaps, but you both have stage fright, put on some porn and the magic will happen, ok?

personally, i've found doing the helicopter works for me every time, ok?

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Topichow do i convince my wife to love me....
ClarkDuke
02/08/21 4:02:26 AM
#9
get her pregnant, i hear that's what a lot of men do to save an unsuccessful relationship, ok?

or one of the men can get her pregnant and you both can raise the baby together, but once it goes to college you're screwed, ok?

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TopicDo you think Donald J Trump has pedophilic thoughts?
ClarkDuke
02/08/21 3:56:58 AM
#4
do pedophiles pay young russian girls to pee on them in their hotel rooms, if so then yes, he most certainly is, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/08/21 3:51:38 AM
#60
Topiclast night my mom called to say my dad dropped his iphone in the toilet, ok?
ClarkDuke
02/08/21 3:49:52 AM
#10
i can assure you this is indeed true, but i do appreciate the wordplay, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/08/21 12:17:37 AM
#58
i am sincerely perplexed as to why he felt the need to threaten me out of the blue, ok?

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Topiclast night my mom called to say my dad dropped his iphone in the toilet, ok?
ClarkDuke
02/07/21 11:57:48 PM
#6
wwinterj25 posted...
Yes. It's a S8, ok?
those weren't bad phones, the battery is still running strong?

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Topiclast night my mom called to say my dad dropped his iphone in the toilet, ok?
ClarkDuke
02/07/21 11:47:57 PM
#3
wwinterj25 posted...
I've no issue having a shitty phone, ok?
is it waterproof?

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TopicHas anyone been kick in groin by hot woman before?
ClarkDuke
02/07/21 5:20:50 AM
#13
FrozenBananas posted...
wtf, isnt that the one who wont have sex with you either?
wait, i thought she would, but he couldn't stay hard, ok?

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TopicSo Eloquent
ClarkDuke
02/07/21 5:19:09 AM
#25
Sarcasthma posted...
zebatov agrees with dumb man
its as if they were made for each other, ok?

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TopicHow do you make friends?
ClarkDuke
02/07/21 5:04:02 AM
#3
TopicI refuse to see a therapist or go to group therapy of any sort.
ClarkDuke
02/07/21 5:02:16 AM
#21
i have a therapist, it's actually more masculine to admit you need help, ok?

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Topiclast night my mom called to say my dad dropped his iphone in the toilet, ok?
ClarkDuke
02/07/21 4:45:20 AM
#1
apparently he had just finished, as per usual he stood to turn around and flush. but as luck would have it, his phone slipped from his shirt pocket into the toilet bowl, ok?

unsurprisingly she mentioned he was initially upset, but she convinced him this is a perfect excuse to get a new phone. personally it sounds like shitty way to loose a phone, ok?

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TopicWhat STUFFED ANIMAL did you have as a KID???
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 6:45:48 PM
#6
i had a bear, but my mom donated him without letting me know, ok?

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TopicDo you know how to cook?
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 6:31:03 PM
#32
yes, and i would make pizza, in fact some here have told me i might be good enough to go professional, ok?

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TopicDo you think you could fight a swan
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 6:21:20 PM
#13
Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 6:19:17 PM
#56
Pikazard1 posted...
you have no idea just how much of my life, and things that occurred in it, I regret.

but I probably wont regret blocking you if you dont stop
well i'm sorry to hear you feel that way, but you aren't alone in that feeling and the threat of blocking me seems very bizarre, ok?

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TopicIs free public college doable
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 6:08:20 PM
#42
TopicI have daddy issues
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 6:03:19 PM
#32
Jen0125 posted...
Wonderful I'll get started tonight
let me be the first to say, mozel toff, ok?

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TopicI have a plastic surgery consultation on Monday
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 6:01:24 PM
#40
Sarcasthma posted...
Sunny: You shouldn't care so much about your physical appearance.

Also Sunny: Your tits are flat.
theres always hypocrisy with sunny, and i am not surprised in the least he's trying to make jen's topic all about himself, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 5:55:40 PM
#54
Pikazard1 posted...
ok, now you really misunderstood. in fact, Im really regretting posting in here.

not everything has to have a sexual euphemism
you should never regret sharing, but sex is a normal human behavior and nothing to be ashamed of, ok?

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Topic27 y/o Country Music Star Soars to #1 AFTER he uses the N-WORD!!!
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 5:51:27 PM
#60
ReturnOfFa posted...
If anyone's getting banned, it's on them, not duckbear lol.

I know that what I posted wasn't perfect, but to have someone react like Zeus? Good god. Do you want to chat on the phone and not use extremely insulting sentences?
what did zeus say this time, he's notorious for his off the cuff racist remarks, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 5:34:51 PM
#51
Pikazard1 posted...
I shouldve worded that better, you misunderstood. its been quite a while since I had pierogis, so Ill get them the next time I go shopping
perhaps, but as a food lover i can say you haven't had a great pierogie until it gets your blood rushing, ok?

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TopicI have daddy issues
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 5:28:48 PM
#28
jen, it is finally time for you to have your ex-bf's fathers baby, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/06/21 5:21:31 AM
#49
Aculo posted...
What are you even taking about? Why are you even in this thread, bro? Nothing about this thread has anything to do with you, and yet here you are, ok?

Dude, you talk about peace and breathing and zen, but then you enter every damn topic with people you call trolls just to start shit, ok?

Seriously, nobody called you here, nobody wants you here, nobody threw an @ your way, ok?

Go back to your massive block tantrum corner. That worked best for everyone, ok?
first, let me say you have always been one of the wisest posters to grace these boards and i agree with your summation wholeheartedly. when he blocked everyone the board had a far more peaceful atmosphere of peace and love, ok?

since he unblocked everyone he's been going from one tirade to another, looking for any excuse to fuel his latest tantrum, ok?

one can only pray the majesty of fatherhood will open his mind, freeing him from these unbelievable machinations he spends his free time dwelling on, ok?

CarefreeDude posted...
A married woman I sleep with got pregnant. Thankfully it was my wife
from what you've described in your last topic, you are a lucky man, ok?

Pikazard1 posted...
I have a craving for pierogis now...
you definitely can have a wild and sweaty time stuffing them, one might even call the experience orgasmic, ok?


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TopicIs OguriSama a Japanese school girl?
ClarkDuke
02/04/21 2:39:22 PM
#12
Sarcasthma posted...
Ogurisama is a Bangladeshi streetwalker.
oh my, ok?

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Topicso i made a pizza, there's a pic inside, with no nda funny business, ok?
ClarkDuke
02/04/21 2:27:20 PM
#59
Aculo posted...
This looks fucking delicious, ok?
you are to kind, it's almost as good as the pierogie we stuffed, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...
I'm such a pervert when it comes to pizza.
what you do in the privacy of you own home with pizza is no one else's business, don't let others here shame you, ok?

Revelation34 posted...
Broccoli doesn't belong on pizza.
while i agree, it's the only way sunny will eat his vegetables, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/04/21 2:19:54 PM
#41
wwinterj25 posted...
I'm very open minded and actually enjoy learning about other forms of life, ok?
but you have like many others here, been far more open minded than sunny, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 5:00:24 PM
#39
wwinterj25 posted...
This topic said nothing about your wife Sunny.
sunny has to make everything about himself, and after growing up in hollywood it's become easy to spot a narcissistic personality, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
It really goes to show how narcissistic and self centered he can be. Clark and I were just sharing some very personal things going on in our lives that has absolutely nothing to do with him, and then he tries to make it all about himself. Maybe its his own insecurities in his relationship that drive this type of behavior, but its sad to see someone who is nearly 50 years old act this way.
you've hit the nail on the head, I pray when i'm fifty years old i will be more mature, ok?

most importantly, its unfortunate we cannot share our personal lives here without his judgement, and his overwhelming desire to insinuate himself into our life story, ok?

i can only hope he will one day find peace and security to simply be himself and stop with this bro-style one upping, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 1:28:02 AM
#35
wwinterj25 posted...
It was the same for em when i first talked to him, ok?
we can only help so much, before we have to let him discover he has to help himself first, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 1:07:06 AM
#33
wwinterj25 posted...
I'm not sure why you have a hard time believing this man. Are you going to go on mass blocking claiming posters are telling porkies again?
i've tried befriending him, but he's done nothing but act aggressively towards me and many others here, ok?

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TopicAmerican plans to LIVE until he's 180 YEARS OLD!! Look at what he's Doing!!!
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 12:53:17 AM
#7
Metalsonic66 posted...
You don't have to be dead for that
no, but it helps, ok?

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TopicAre you racist?
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 12:28:50 AM
#49
TopicAmerican plans to LIVE until he's 180 YEARS OLD!! Look at what he's Doing!!!
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 12:25:45 AM
#4
no i don't want to live that long, but i would like to be stuffed and mounted like a bear, ok?

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TopicFinally got around to making Iron Fist in WWE again
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 12:22:12 AM
#4
JoanOfArcade posted...
I'd do you Clark
let me say you are too kind, thank you for the confidence boost, ok?

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TopicBest fix for cold hands?
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 12:20:18 AM
#7
grab your balls, that usually warms up my hands, ok?

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TopicBlonde Girl is called a BABY KILLER on TINDER cause she's PRO-CHOICE!! She Hot?
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 12:16:53 AM
#9
Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/03/21 12:05:33 AM
#31
SunWuKung420 posted...
Fake posters
sunny, you're coming across as if you're green with envy, ok?

its bad enough you're quoting a warned user, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 9:13:11 PM
#29
JazzMasterZero posted...
You are absolutely right, like always, Clark. Definitely highlights the selfishness and egotistical behavior a lot of these anti vaxxers project. I know that she wants to get the child vaccinated, but this guy wants complete control over not just her body but also the unborn child who has no say in the matter. Thankfully we already talked this over and going to have the child vaccinated despite him.
it most certainly highlights the pompous attitudes of the average antivaxxer, projecting their faults on others in attempts to disguise their own insecurities by risking the personal safety of others, ok?

the child is fortunate to have you willing to get involved for their personal safety and future overall health, ok?

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TopicFinally got around to making Iron Fist in WWE again
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 8:56:05 PM
#2
being a huge wwe fan, i would prefer to make a character that looks like myself, but i lack the patience to do myself, ok?

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TopicIs OguriSama a Japanese school girl?
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 8:43:49 PM
#3
i've always assumed as much, mainly because ogurisama told me once, ok?

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TopicTurncoat Toddler Trump's Terrible Tedious Tawdry Tantrum: The Trilogy!
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 8:41:01 PM
#346
BlackScythe0 posted...
I only kink shame.
if it's your kink, i can't shame you, ok?

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TopicCop who Killed ASHLI BABBIT will NOT be Charged as she was also in a THREESOME!
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 7:31:07 PM
#24
BlackScythe0 posted...
You're such a traitor Zeus.
he most certainly is, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 7:19:14 PM
#26
JazzMasterZero posted...
Thank you, Clark. I know youre going to be an amazing dad yourself if the child ends up being yours.

I just felt like I had to be there for her even with how stressful the situation was. He was creating a scene while stinking like he just swam in a pool of IPAs. Also think theres some abuse going on at least on the mental side. Very controlling and believes in a lot of anti vaxx and anti mask rhetoric. Going to hang in there though and do what I can for this child.
like you, i will surely try to be the best father i can, ok?

but i am sure it's mine, as her husband has long since been impotent due to alcoholism. sadly our situations being so similar, exemplifies the sad fact that most antivaxxer's neglect their spouses needs over their own addictions, ok?

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TopicTurncoat Toddler Trump's Terrible Tedious Tawdry Tantrum: The Trilogy!
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 7:07:12 PM
#344
Metalsonic66 posted...
Sort of except Hannity's Waifu is Trump
not my cup of tea, but i won't kink shame him, ok?

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TopicTurncoat Toddler Trump's Terrible Tedious Tawdry Tantrum: The Trilogy!
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 6:54:46 PM
#342
Metalsonic66 posted...
Hannity loves MyPillow
is it a waifu pillow?

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TopicDo you believe in Jewish space lasers?
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 6:52:31 PM
#35
BlackScythe0 posted...
I mean if you think of it it's just a natural progression. While the traitor party has moved drastically the right they stop calling themselves left leaning centrists and start calling themselves centrists.
zeus will never admit it, he'll continue kicking and screaming he's a left leaning centrist, ok?

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TopicLaggnFragnLarry is no longer an active member.
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 6:40:05 PM
#39
DukeRaouI posted...
Larry messaged me and wanted to let everyone know that hes doing well and enjoying his time being a sugar baby for his big titty cougar milf. Unfortunately he was placed into purgatory for an additional seven day because even the admin got too turned on from his sexy pic but looks forward to returning next week.
what fantastic news, potd needs more users like larry, ok?

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TopicDo you believe in Jewish space lasers?
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 6:30:59 PM
#32
zeus is a compulsive liar, so of course he believes it, ok?

the real question is, do the mods feel bad letting him post repeated anti-semitic comments on these boards under the guise of his, free speech, ok?

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TopicPost a picture of yourself
ClarkDuke
02/02/21 6:25:37 PM
#98


RCtheWSBC posted...


Posted straight from the phone so it auto-rotated I guess
first let me say what a beautiful looking kitty you have, rc, ok?


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