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Why are they firing you? It cant be your sterling work ethic!

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Reis posted...

it's called a pizza

EnvoyOfTheLight posted...

do you think you deserve love

cause you don't

He deserves no love until he embraces the love that is tomato and bocconcini sandwiches m

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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...

Try not being gross, use tomato with mozzarella, and some basil in olive oil.

Now I want a tomato and mozzarella sandwich

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Child, you are a bone

This would be my look of incredulity and outrage, if I was a half painted androgynous tittydemon. Not what Id usually paint, but its for a competition.



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Its loads of fun

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

That amount of moisture can be normal. The vagina is a self-saucing pudding.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Nah, was in a very long relationship with someone from gamefaqs though. Wed met up as friends and hit it off.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

At least one person in this topic, lol

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Child, you are a bone

O_O

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

In other, other news, Ive lost 3kg since two weeks ago when I started walking my daughter to and from school 3 days a week and am back in the office for one.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Doe posted...

Pretty sure my roommate has sex two or three times a week at least. He's bedded women here on school nights. I had be the in between to tell him to stop e stalking our high school classmates. And you know what's the worst, he doesn't work out, he doesn't have a lucrative major, half the time he doesn't shower. But he's drowning in poon while I'm a virgin. I guess it's all about the hustle. Actually he might be something of a nymphomaniac. He clearly bases his self esteem on if he can land girls and the women I know who used to know him, don't like him anymore.

Satyriac for a male

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Child, you are a bone

Thanks for letting us know!

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

NGL, best part of fight club

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Crepes posted...

I dont disagree with what you say man. I think your issue is the way you go around it. You dont exactly make people want to agree with you. Learn how to bring people along with you instead of alienating everyone man. Youll get a lot more success in your attempts to win people over my man.

Well, being notorious for equating LGBT with incest and going for a gotcha around why do you have a problem with incest? will kinda get peoples hackles up.

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This is all kinds of horrific.

People with learning disabilities have been given do not resuscitate orders during the second wave of the pandemic, in spite of widespread condemnation of the practice last year and an urgent investigation by the care watchdog.
Mencap said it had received reports in January from people with learning disabilities that they had been told they would not be resuscitated if they were taken ill with Covid-19.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/13/new-do-not-resuscitate-orders-imposed-on-covid-19-patients-with-learning-difficulties

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

In other news, I am not a clever man.

My daughter was given a sea monkeys kit, which needed bottled water.

I accidentally bought Evian bottled mineral water.

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DravenRainrix posted...

Apparently Kinder Eggs are banned there.
Cause they're dangerous.

In America you can buy a gun and million bullets.
A burger with more calories in than someone needs for a week.
But you can't buy a chocolate egg cause it's dangerous.

To be fair, its because Americans devour chocolate eggs like snakes.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Australian, but probably.
The sort of Mayo that gets put in those sorts of things, or is used in fast food doesnt like me. The good stuff is ok, though, but theres something about the watery stuff that kills me.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Oh boy. This is either a very successful gimmick or a legit manic episode.

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Child, you are a bone

Mayo doesnt agree with me, so not for a very long time

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

OpenlyGator posted...

Just stop obsessing about him. Let his legacy die.

Oops, can't do that. Need those cheap news clicks....

Does that work with cancer? Cause theres an ideological cancer in the Republican Party at the moment

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Child, you are a bone

So you can feel like Mrs. Lithgow

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

I prefer the rumpy pumpy

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Nope. All the nope. I hate murky water

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Child, you are a bone

Acquired illegally from a shady website?

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

teep_ posted...

I've never had lobster

Its somewhat overrated. I used to adore it as a child, but now Im more partial to Moreton Bay bugs. I think theyre slipper lobsters?

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Also, dont order the Lobster Neuberg, its a bit creamier than youd like.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

The23rdMagus posted...

We don't just "chew the fat" in the Palace of Wisdom.

We totally do. The wagging of the chin and the chewing of the fat is a sacred rite, with many traditions involved therein.

There is a certain element of ritual call-and-response. Usually, this is in the form of an outlandish claim, followed by youre pull in me leg, mate!

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Come one, come all. Come together. Bring your friends.

This is a topic to shoot the breeze, chew the fat and for those things that would otherwise annoy everyone else if it has a topic of its own.

Mad props if you get it.

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Child, you are a bone

pikachupwnage posted...

I feel like at some point it should legal to sterilize someone if they keep having kids they cannot possibly support or if they have a history of abusing children.

Forcible sterilisation has *such* a good track record, right?

Maybe youre a bit more optimistic than I am about the gubmint, but Id be a bit worried about the courts or a bureaucrat being given the power to have someone sterilised.

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Child, you are a bone

How long are we talking?

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Well, theyll play a big titty sex doll, but they dont like anything that gives female characters depth or realistic proportions.

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Child, you are a bone

I want this.

Just because

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totalnerdken posted...

I know I'm going to hate asking, but wtf is "the Jewish question"?

Basically, the best way to get rid of Jewish people

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Child, you are a bone

Bomber

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Dark_SilverX posted...

I refuse to believe fake news

What fake news?

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Child, you are a bone

XD it works!

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Child, you are a bone

Wait, Doctor Who is a terminator now?

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Child, you are a bone

Hop103 posted...

The problem isn't gender, it's the extremist politics of who they hire, they need to hire normal people instead of extremists.

Its political correctness gone mad, am I right?

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Child, you are a bone

SquirtleSkwad posted...

Race traitor.

Steady on there, or people will confuse you for a Trump supporter.

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Child, you are a bone

Is this topic a roundabout way of saying I regularly get catfished out of lots of money?

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

AldousIsDead posted...

I don't mind snek. Danger Noodle bugs the crap out of me though. I once worked on a pipeline expansion who's official name was "Danger Noodle to Fat Goblin." Pipeliners...

Who the hell came up with those names?

Danger Noodle I can kinda deal with, but Fat Goblin?

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Hes finally been using the potty, than god. Thats been the case for the last 4 weeks. One of the daycare workers is all weird about a 3 year old boy whos literally just out of nappies sitting down to pee. Really militant and aggressive about it, insinuating that my wife and I were bad parents because we werent teaching him to stand up to pee yet.

They complained on Friday afternoon that when they made him stand up to pee, he managed to get it all over himself, the walls and an educator.

Its like, no shit. Hell learn to pee standing up when he has the attention span to aim, without wanting to look around after 5 seconds.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

My favourite is when some dipshit used Khazar milkers and adds a dash of anti-semitism to the infantilism shitshake.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

BilalPowell posted...

I hope WSB makes monopoly money go up in value. I have like 5 versions. Life money too.

Buy more, buy at absurd prices! What could go wrong?

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone

Maybe the wife will marry Gina.


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Child, you are a bone

AldousIsDead posted...

Oh man, this Chad sure made me feel bad. I'm going to need an extra dose of validation now.

Hes all flexing on the pointdexters like a boss!

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone