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TopicCovid era Taylor swift is the least attractive version
MrMallard
10/12/20 6:50:07 PM
#5
Tenlaar posted...
Taylor Swift of any era would think you're a disgusting person and wouldn't want anything to do with you.


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TopicJodie Whittaker and David Tennant are gonna be in a Doctor Who game!
MrMallard
10/12/20 6:43:37 PM
#4
Bad_Mojo posted...
I really should go back and catch up with Doctor Who. It's not like I didn't enjoy it, it was just a pain in the ass when it seemed like I would get 6 episodes a year

I think the last episode I saw was one of the Christmas specials, I think when Matt Smith switches, or maybe it was with the War Doctor? I can't remember. But Matt Smith was my last Doctor besides the one he changes into the new one

I marathonned the series on the lead-up to series 11. I would say that series 7, the one where Matt Smith goes, is probably Moffat's best season - coming from someone who didn't like a lot of what Moffat did as a showrunner. Peter Capaldi's seasons feel like a bit of an identity crisis imo. No hate for Peter Capaldi himself, his first episode in particular was spectacular - but his character changes so much and is reworked every season, and ultimately his run ended up being my least favorite stretch of the show. Like, series 12 has one of my least favorite episodes of the revival, and even then it's head and shoulders above Capaldi's seasons imo.

I'd recommend starting from the first revival series and making your way through, if you've got the time.


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TopicJodie Whittaker and David Tennant are gonna be in a Doctor Who game!
MrMallard
10/12/20 6:22:19 PM
#1
Not like the Wii/DS games from back in the day, either. Apparently it's a full-scale puzzle exploration game with the Thirteenth and Tenth Doctors. They're making a follow-up to the VR game, and it's gonna be on all platforms. Apparently it'll even be on the Switch, but I'm gonna wait a bit longer before I take that as fact.

I'm pretty excited. Call me a basic bitch, but the Tenth Doctor is one of my favorites and even with the material not being the best throughout Jodie Whittaker's run, I really enjoy her take on the character. These might be my favorite two Doctors, and they're going to be in a fucking console-quality release. I'm so excited.

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TopicRemember when Squeenix were like ''turn-based combat is archaic and unpopular''
MrMallard
10/12/20 6:16:29 PM
#38
I'll have to give DQ11 a fair go when it comes out on Game Pass.

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TopicJust hydroplaned a turn going 80...
MrMallard
10/12/20 5:11:00 PM
#23
Glad you're okay dude, that sounds scary as fuck.

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TopicRemember when Squeenix were like ''turn-based combat is archaic and unpopular''
MrMallard
10/12/20 5:10:22 PM
#33
Tyranthraxus posted...
FF16 looks more like a standard single character action RPG. IDK what the fuck they were going with for FF15 but it didn't work.

FF15 with 7:R's gameplay would have been good. As it stands, I see 15 as a later-stage development on the way to 7:R - like the Wii U of the family.

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TopicLive: President Trump's first MAGA Rally since returning.
MrMallard
10/12/20 5:07:52 PM
#5
Unknown361 posted...
May God smite him


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TopicNon-Americans, who do you want to win the American election?
MrMallard
10/12/20 5:07:05 PM
#12
Biden. We don't need any more simps trying to ride on Trump's coattails and bring his jackassery to other countries, and the sooner he's out of the White House and denounced as a piece of shit, the easier it'll be to shut down these other fatcat fuckwits like Clive Palmer that are actively trying to replicate the formula.

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TopicRemember when Squeenix were like ''turn-based combat is archaic and unpopular''
MrMallard
10/12/20 5:03:21 PM
#29
My understanding is that this was their take back when Final Fantasy XIII was new. For what it's worth, I think they finally hit that mark of quality with FF7:R, and I can only imagine how FF16 is gonna feel if they refine this system further - but it took the entirety of the 2010's for them to get to this point.

There's still room in the world for turn-based combat, though.

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TopicAngry Joe calls TheQuartering a racist
MrMallard
10/12/20 4:55:23 PM
#33
The Quartering is a fuckwit. AngryJoe is a fuckwit too. One is probably bigger than the other one, leaning more towards The Quartering for his "urr this movie critic is virtue signalling!" melty, but either way they're both scumfucks who aren't worth listening to.

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TopicRemember when Squeenix were like ''turn-based combat is archaic and unpopular''
MrMallard
10/12/20 1:31:54 PM
#12
NeonOctopus posted...
wut? It's turnbased. 11 just has this weird free roam thing, but you can turn it off and see that it's still strictly turnbased

Alright, good to know.

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TopicRemember when Squeenix were like ''turn-based combat is archaic and unpopular''
MrMallard
10/12/20 1:31:03 PM
#10
Smashingpmkns posted...
Isn't Dragon Quest still turn based but you can move your characters for no reason other than visuals

That might be it. I remember playing the demo and being like "what kind of fresh hell is this?"

Why move around the map when you do all the same JRPG shit in menus? It's like the movement of a tactical RPG with the functionality of a traditional JRPG - the former is basically useless.

My bad on the Dragon Quest example.

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TopicRemember when Squeenix were like ''turn-based combat is archaic and unpopular''
MrMallard
10/12/20 1:22:05 PM
#1
and they basically forced a change in the JRPG industry to more action-oriented gameplay?

Like damn, even Dragon Quest has this weird hybrid fuckin gameplay now.

At least Persona is keeping the turn-based dream alive.

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TopicReminder: Mao was a despot, you'd have to be a real piece of work to support him
MrMallard
10/12/20 1:13:56 PM
#8
coh posted...
inb4 CE's resident tankies

Outside of one weird-ass straggler who specifically quoted Mao's writing and got banned - who came in from the League of Legends board to begin with, rather than being a CE regular - I don't think CE has a far-left to the point of supporting Mao.

The only people I've seen defend or represent Mao Zedong have been a bunch of China shill accounts.

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TopicReminder: Mao was a despot, you'd have to be a real piece of work to support him
MrMallard
10/12/20 1:11:51 PM
#5
Politics posted...
Ever heard of Maoist Rebel News?

I used to skype with that guy back in 2012, he was fucking crazy, literally supported North Korea too

I haven't, actually. The most recent Maoist I've seen was some League of Legends playing dipshit who posted a bunch of Mao's writing on CE and got banned for it.

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TopicReminder: Mao was a despot, you'd have to be a real piece of work to support him
MrMallard
10/12/20 1:06:45 PM
#1
He raped China by destroying centuries of historical sites and suppressing writings he didn't agree with, and he set the stage for the People's Republic which exists today.

If Hell was real, he'd be eating red-hot stones there for eternity. He's a fuckwit who destroyed millions of lives. Fuck Mao Zedong.

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TopicPost memes here 4.0
MrMallard
10/11/20 7:33:50 PM
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TopicPeople are saying this photo will be iconic for 2020 (The Right Wing Attacker)
MrMallard
10/11/20 11:13:22 AM
#8
FursonaNonGrata posted...
The shooter isnt a left winger, he was a private security guard. Dont spread misinformation.

Just goes to show you how divided politics has become.

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TopicStop calling everyone that you don't agree with a Karen.
MrMallard
10/11/20 10:44:48 AM
#16
marthsheretoo posted...
Ok karen


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TopicI have to wait a year for Halloween Kills! @_@
MrMallard
10/11/20 10:37:27 AM
#11
Hexenherz posted...
I don't think I've ever seen a Halloween movie except the Rob Zombie remake

The most recent one is really good. If you can find a way to see it, it's recommended.

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TopicOntly losers post on ce drunj
MrMallard
10/11/20 4:50:11 AM
#5
You're just full of bad gimmick topics today, aren't you

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Topichow do you feel about this guy's take on "white pride"?
MrMallard
10/11/20 4:46:23 AM
#39
TooLateToGoBack posted...
i definitely look at neckbeards on tiktok to inform me on racial issues

When someone's right, they're right. Dude is eloquent as fuck, and he makes some good points.

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TopicDo you like MASH?
MrMallard
10/11/20 4:30:05 AM
#1
Pretty solid show imo, there's a reason it's still airing to this day.

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TopicMy favorite porn star is voting for Trump ._.
MrMallard
10/11/20 3:32:44 AM
#16
Are you spending money on her? If so, I would stop doing that. I would probably stop watching any of her official accounts or feeds or whatever. But there's probably enough reuploads for you to still crank your hog in a way that doesn't monetarily benefit her.

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TopicThat moment in BotW when you first realize how big Hyrule is
MrMallard
10/11/20 3:28:44 AM
#17
Legit, if you want to see Breath of the Wild done poorly, check out Yonder: the Cloud Catcher Chronicles or whatever. I picked it up because I was digging an open world experience and I was done with Zelda, and... it's not good. It's an impressive indie effort, but I really didn't like it.

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TopicThat moment in BotW when you first realize how big Hyrule is
MrMallard
10/11/20 3:24:28 AM
#13
refmon posted...
It's literally empty

imo, the point of the game is to get lost in nature. It's like sitting in the grass and watching the clouds go by - that serenity is the point of the game.

I like Hyrule Warriors a lot because of how busy it is, and I like BotW because of how quiet and peaceful it is. Fair enough if you're not into what BotW was going for, but I love what it was going for and I think it nailed it.

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Topichow do you feel about this guy's take on "white pride"?
MrMallard
10/11/20 3:18:58 AM
#35
teepan95 posted...
Do it. I'm being 100% serious, dude. He makes good points on why white pride is not okay

That was a good video. I appreciate the @.

Someone else in this thread summed up my main concern about this video, that it was going to be a racist pretending not to be racist. Considering the fuckwits that other users post about on CE, in the vein of Ben "a wet pussy is a symptom of a health problem" Shapiro and Jordan "eating plants in my all-meat diet gave me hellish hallucinations" Peterson, I didn't have high hopes for this video.

But yeah, this guy hit the nail on the head. Good video.

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TopicStop calling everyone that you don't agree with a Karen.
MrMallard
10/11/20 12:45:04 AM
#7
marthsheretoo posted...
Ok karen


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Topichow do you feel about this guy's take on "white pride"?
MrMallard
10/11/20 12:39:36 AM
#2
lol, not gonna watch that

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TopicPOV You're at a party but WAP starts playing so you leave and drive home
MrMallard
10/11/20 12:30:09 AM
#11
VipaGTS posted...
imagine no longer wanting to socialize just because a song you don't like will be playing for 4 minutes.


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TopicGender reveal parties are broke, gender conceal parties are woke!
MrMallard
10/11/20 12:23:13 AM
#17
Bumping this topic in commemoration of #8 getting banned

#poggers

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TopicIf you like Guilty Gear, they just announced two characters for Strive.
MrMallard
10/11/20 12:18:34 AM
#12
I can't believe there's a Guilty Gear character named Kum.

Anyway, despite how unlikely it is, I hope they add A.B.A or Bridget.

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Topicare you into suicide?
MrMallard
10/10/20 4:00:16 AM
#20
There's nothing that turns me on more than killing myself

I think it's pretty clear that I'm joking, but I'm gonna say it anyway so I don't get modded

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Topicguy used blackface and fake beard to kill his baby's mom
MrMallard
10/10/20 3:49:59 AM
#9
XxKrebsxX posted...
Either way.

It's Texas and this fits the bill for premeditated murder. He's getting executed.

Christ, we can only hope.

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TopicGender reveal parties are broke, gender conceal parties are woke!
MrMallard
10/10/20 2:08:30 AM
#16
cjsdowg posted...
I hope this is fake. If you don't want to have a reveal party then don't have party. Don't have a party saying that you are not having a party .



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Topicare the straights okay
MrMallard
10/10/20 1:47:03 AM
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TopicGender reveal parties are broke, gender conceal parties are woke!
MrMallard
10/10/20 1:42:17 AM
#14
Lysandear posted...
im sorry i missed millennial class so i dont really know what most emojis mean contextually



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TopicGender reveal parties are broke, gender conceal parties are woke!
MrMallard
10/10/20 1:19:37 AM
#12
Lysandear posted...
so real question: why are people so susceptible to fads and shit? why dont they just not care?

Abiz_ posted...
Status and look at me.

BobLoblaw_ posted...
What happened to the fucking idiot that shit California on fire with his?



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TopicGender reveal parties are broke, gender conceal parties are woke!
MrMallard
10/09/20 4:46:08 PM
#1

Will you be taking part in the newest gender craze?

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TopicHilary Swank Admits a Trans Actor Should Have Played Her Role in Boys Don't Cry
MrMallard
10/08/20 4:54:54 PM
#14
Poop2 posted...
i dont think many existed in hollywood 20 years ago

Which is Hillary Swank's basic point to begin with:

Today, though, Swank speaks very candidly about being cast as a trans man over two decades ago. I mean, trans people werent really walking around in the world saying, Hey, Im trans, Swank recently told Variety.

And again - this is as close as Hillary Swank gets to saying what TC titled this thread:

Twenty one years later, not only are trans people having their lives and living, thankfully, [although] we still have a long way to go in their safety and and their inclusivity, but we now have a bunch of trans actors who would obviously be a lot more right for the role and have the opportunity to actually audition for the role.

She's saying "trans people weren't as open in the world back when I was in this movie, but nowadays with the progress they've made and the visibility they've gotten, there would be plenty more trans people who would be more suited for the role." TC embellished what she said to attract the usual chuds.

The basic point I want to make is this - maybe it's better not to take the bait on headlines that are being peddled by a user who thinks Tom Hanks moved to Greece because he's a pedophile.

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TopicSay one day Trump decided to identify as a woman
MrMallard
10/08/20 4:40:18 PM
#14
Man or woman, Trump is a piece of shit and I would hate him regardless of the form he chose to present as.

Donna Trump would be just as worthy of contempt and vitriol as her male counterpart.

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TopicHilary Swank Admits a Trans Actor Should Have Played Her Role in Boys Don't Cry
MrMallard
10/08/20 4:33:38 PM
#9
FortuneCookie posted...
This is about as hindsight as it gets. Nobody in 1999 would've thought to have included an actual trans actor. To be fair though, nobody in the 1950s would've thought to have included an Egyptian Cleopatra. So there's that.

Lebronwon posted...
Today, though, Swank speaks very candidly about being cast as a trans man over two decades ago. I mean, trans people werent really walking around in the world saying, Hey, Im trans, Swank recently told Variety. Twenty one years later, not only are trans people having their lives and living, thankfully, [although] we still have a long way to go in their safety and and their inclusivity, but we now have a bunch of trans actors who would obviously be a lot more right for the role and have the opportunity to actually audition for the role.

Emphasis on the "now", as in "present day".

Tl;dr - TC clickbaited you, she acknowledges that times have changed moreso than outright saying "a trans person should have played that role", read the excerpt he posted before you post.

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TopicCNET layoffs happening
MrMallard
10/08/20 3:25:45 PM
#19
TheGoldenEel posted...
Laying off just the people that *dont* get notified by a letter is unbelievably shitty

This might be misinformation. What if someone isn't adequately notified about the circumstances, and thus doesn't realise they've been laid off because they were never fucking told? The absence of notice shouldn't be used as notice itself.

Without a letter of termination for every person who's laid off, or at least a company-wide announcement of departments getting axed, there will be people who fall through the cracks and don't realise that they've been fired. I feel like there has to be a law dictating how employees are notified of layoffs or mass firings.

Either worker's rights in America are genuinely that eroded, and companies can give people notice by not giving them any notice at all, or this is a troll job from someone who can barely wipe their own ass.

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TopicToddler dies in hot car after father refused to let officers break window,
MrMallard
10/08/20 3:05:45 PM
#5
That's not even a toddler though, that's an infant. A guy left his 1 year old infant in a hot car and wouldn't let the police smash a window to get her out alive.

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TopicDescribe a video game in the worst way
MrMallard
10/08/20 8:39:41 AM
#28
Not the whole game, just the part I've played:

A bunch of burglars beat up a child rapist

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TopicSteven Seagal is a washed up scumbag
MrMallard
10/08/20 8:37:36 AM
#1
Steven Seagal: Bruce Lee had natural talent but he didn't refine his skill, I actually knew him back in the day and I beat him in a fight because I'm such a badass.

Also Steven Seagal: *fights a Judo master who's 19 years his senior in the prime of his life, gets choked out so hard he pissed and shat himself*

Also he killed someone's dog on his cop show.

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TopicEric Trump: My dad literally saved Christianity
MrMallard
10/08/20 8:03:21 AM
#23
Yeah, Trump saved Christianity by spraying peaceful protestors with a water cannon so he could stand in front of a church he doesn't go to for a photo op. Might as well start bottling his blood and selling it to the church, since he's the closest figure to Jesus we've seen in a long time.

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