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TopicEnnio Morricone died
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 11:14:44 PM
#44
Damn.

It's amazing what a long run he had. Some many good soundtracks. Ecstasy of the Gold in particular has had incredible staying power. He lived long enough to score classic westerns and the tributes to them which came half a century later.

I'm sad to read of his passing. He's most certainly left his mark though.

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TopicMCU: 20 films of male fan service...
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 11:10:47 PM
#18
ohiostate124 posted...
Literally every main male character has done atleast one shirtless scene.

inb4 those are actually for the dudes.

Well, you see, that's male empowerment. You see a shirtless guy and you're supposed to be motivated to get in shape (and maybe grow taller/handsomer). Women in similar positions is pure objectification. :v

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Topicwhy cats wiggle their butt before attacking?
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 10:40:19 PM
#12
Cats be like Ready, Aim, FIRE!

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Topic...I think Miyamoto's stance on stories in games might have merit.
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 10:39:01 PM
#53
The less story you have, the less story you can mess up.

Mario's almost non-existent story already has two marks against it now with the Koopa Kids no longer being Bowser's biological children and with Mario and Peach breaking up as a couple. We now have to worry about shipping in Mario going forward. Is he gonna wind up with Pauline? Rosalina? Will Bowser have a chance with Peach? Who knows?

Before that, there was the issue of whether or not Cranky Kong was the original Donkey Kong. It made sense in the Rare games. In Mario universe crossovers, it doesn't make sense that Mario and Pauline are young while Donkey Kong is geriatric. I guess the issue is resolved though since Rare is no longer a factor and Nintendo's stance has always been that D.K. is Donkey Kong.

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Topic8 year old girl killed near Wendy's Rashad Brooks died at
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 11:02:03 AM
#2
Horribly tragic. I hope they get the guilty party.

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TopicAOC reveals how progressives would have handled the coronavirus pandemic.
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 10:52:09 AM
#13
I think literally any other president or presidential candidate of the 21st century would've encouraged the use of masks. George W. Bush would've said it was our patriotic duty to protect our neighbors and 70% of conservatives would've agreed with him.

Trump is like, "Masks? We don't need no stinkin' masks!"

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TopicThey're nerfing Galsia (knife guy) in Streets of Rage 4, and buffing Axel
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 10:22:32 AM
#17
Blaze still has boobs. That's all that counts. :v

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TopicWhat kind of powers would a skeleton have?
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 10:14:33 AM
#27
the ability to give people boners

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TopicWoman says she would never date a Trump supporter. Would you?
FortuneCookie
07/06/20 10:12:10 AM
#39
Leona Lioness

We're politically compatible. But with a name like that, it'd be a relationship-breaker if she didn't growl and use her nails during sex. <_<

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TopicStudies are saying that protesting doesn't spread covid
FortuneCookie
07/05/20 11:41:33 PM
#32
Now is that people who protest the use of masks as infringing upon their rights, people protesting police brutality, or both parties of protestors?

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TopicMiddle-aged and older ladies that are playable in video games
FortuneCookie
07/05/20 11:34:28 PM
#8
WWF No Mercy had Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young as playable characters.

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TopicGrave for a DEAD DOG in 1902 has been REMOVED cause his name was the N-WORD!!
FortuneCookie
07/05/20 8:14:58 PM
#14
This is disrespectful to the late pet owner who was horribly racist!

<_<

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TopicWhat looks better, the Twin Towers or the One World Trade Center/Freedom Tower
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 11:55:52 PM
#7
The Freedom Tower is the ugliest building I've ever seen.

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TopicMan Happy 2020th Birthday America!!
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 11:21:27 PM
#4
It's July 4th.
It's Saturday.
There's a full moon.



I don't expect to see this combination again in my lifetime.

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TopicDid you do any video gaming to celebrate 4th of July?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 11:17:50 PM
#4
AvantgardeAClue posted...
But I was playing as a British guy so Idk

*stares in American*

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TopicDid you do any video gaming to celebrate 4th of July?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 11:13:04 PM
#1
I popped in WCW/nWo: Revenge on Nintendo 64 and won the US championship with Lex Luger. He was wearing his American flag trunks.



Fittingly, the final opponent before the champion (Curt Hennig) was the British Bulldog. At first, British Bulldog seemed to overpower Lex Luger. But Luger used strategy and came back fighting. In the end, we saw a British surrender to a Canadian backbreaker on an American holiday.

The championship match itself wasn't nearly as fun or memorable as the fights with British Bulldog and Hollywood Hogan. After I won, I had an instant rematch with Curt Hennig which felt much more organic. The back to back victories solidified Made in the USA Lex Luger as the rightful US Champion.


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TopicSo at this point, how would you end The Simpsons?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 8:44:04 PM
#20
I would have it be a scene by scene remake of the first episode, but with all of the changes in play. Bart's NES is a Playstation 4. Mr. Smithers is white. Ned is super Christian. Apu doesn't speak because he has no voice actor. Homer is less angry and more stupid.

I'd basically treat it like one of those decades-later photo recreations.

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TopicTrump : We delivered victory in Operation Desert Storm in the jungles of Vietnam
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 8:41:54 PM
#14
America's sweeping victory in the jungles of Vietnam wasn't Operation Desert Storm. It was Operation Chuck Norris.



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TopicAmerica!
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 8:03:57 PM
#9
Choco posted...
shouldn't she be fat

She's an anime girl. Fat goes to her chest and only her chest.

(Okay, there's a little left over for her ass.)

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TopicFor video game armor do you go for looks or stats?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 8:02:35 PM
#2
If there's boob armor, that pretty much settles it.

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TopicHappy 4th of July!
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:55:55 PM
#98
Cowthief posted...

Wishing America a happy birthday. Though we're in a row with your president, we acknowledge that it's not most American's fault.
#BFFs4ever



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TopicAmerica!
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:48:29 PM
#5
Lord_Shadow posted...

God Bless American Catgirls

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TopicDenmark's Little Mermaid statue vandalized with 'racist fish' graffiti
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:44:57 PM
#2
They're protesting the Disney movie's use of a racist pun.



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TopicBlack man beats up racist at Taco Bell
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:33:22 PM
#13
Kastrada posted...
I can't wait for the inevitable "They are just words!" crowd who will inexplicably ignore the whole threatening-to-murder part of this video.

"But threats are just words."

>_>

<_<

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TopicBlack man beats up racist at Taco Bell
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:25:45 PM
#3
racist got beat the fuck out

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TopicKaepernick SHOOTS HARD on Independence Day
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:24:47 PM
#21
AsucaHayashi posted...
so uh, am i not allowed to enjoy the movie independence day?

cuz that movie rocks

Movie enjoyment is white supremacist movie enjoyment. Stay Woke.

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TopicEpstein's ex-wife is going to name names
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:15:14 PM
#22
I wonder what her obituary will read. I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.

<_<

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TopicKaepernick SHOOTS HARD on Independence Day
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:14:18 PM
#2
I am equal opportunity.

I ignored Trump's speech.
I'll ignore Kaepernick's as well.

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TopicMichael Jordan and Shaquille O'Neal both had movies in the 90s.
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:13:19 PM
#4
Drug_Smoker posted...
And both won their freedom papers. 90's solved racism.

Keys to freedom: be tall, athletic, charismatic, and marketable.

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TopicMichael Jordan and Shaquille O'Neal both had movies in the 90s.
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 7:07:30 PM
#1
In Shaq's movie, he was a magical slave.

In Jordan's movie, he played an interstellar basketball game where the stipulation was, if he lost, he'd become the alien coach's slave.

<____________<

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TopicNear the end of Alien, why does the Alien.. *Movie from 1979 Spoilers*
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:59:51 PM
#6
rodu_jr posted...
They would go dormant in Aliens

Aliens changed a few things.

In my opinion, for the better.

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TopicEver visited the Statue of Liberty?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:57:49 PM
#11


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TopicNear the end of Alien, why does the Alien.. *Movie from 1979 Spoilers*
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:54:31 PM
#3
According to the script, it's dying.

Earlier in the film, Ash commented on its resilience in a non-native environment. It had also -- in as far as the creature was concerned -- fulfilled its life's purpose by impregnating embryos in some of the other crew members.

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TopicGuy at restaurant: "Why's everyone so happy with what's going on?"
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:51:41 PM
#12
Honestly, if it were that simple, it'd be a great way to get free labor out of somebody.

"I hate this place."
"I'll help you move, place-hater!"
"Okay, fine. If you help me pack, I'll leave."

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TopicPresident Trump: One-Term President?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:47:38 PM
#11
My sister lives in Florida. Florida is considered to be the state which could potentially determine the outcome of this coming election. My sister hates the police, hates Trump, hates racism, and low-key hates America.

But she outright refuses to vote.

She is not alone in this folly either. She and others like her -- not Republicans -- elected Trump. If voting were mandatory, Trump would've lost badly. But he won the apathy vote, the Republican vote, the bigot vote, and the old man yelling at cloud vote. That was enough to get him in office.

Unless Covid-19 kills off the majority of the conservatives who refuse to wear masks, why should this election be any different? It's easier to take a knee at a football game or tell Twitter how much America sucks than it is to take an hour to vote against bigotry and corruption. The people who want bigotry and corruption are more than willing to give an hour of their lives for what they stand for.

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TopicTrump sums up the modern left
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:38:19 PM
#89


Kang: "Anywho, this is your last chance. Turn over the baby now."
Kodos: "Or we will destroy all your leaders in Washington."
Marge: "Oh, you couldn't destroy *every* politician."

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TopicSerious question, what's the most racist place you ever visited?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:27:35 PM
#22
There's a place in Florida called Mt. Dora. It used to be / kinda still is a KKK hangout. You can find stores with confederate flags and yard signs with racial epithets in 2020.

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TopicGuy at restaurant: "Why's everyone so happy with what's going on?"
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:25:21 PM
#10
I thought it was clear I was being facetious. <_<

It's a t-shirt slogan which was re-appropriated for a hat. And then I said, "No. I didn't say that."

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TopicIs it racist if a black woman only dates black men?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:14:56 PM
#5
Preferences are preferences. Anybody who is race-exclusive is limiting themselves unnecessarily though.

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TopicHappy 4th of July!
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:12:15 PM
#86
Not fuck, fuck yeah.



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TopicEver visited the Statue of Liberty?
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:09:28 PM
#6
I went back in 2000. I was able to go up in the head before everything got closed down.

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TopicG.I. Joe was hilariously right wing.
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:08:09 PM
#1
I'm watching an official live stream on YouTube. (That means legal.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JTl6N7ZUjE

Any time there was an anti-war liberal, they were revealed to secretly be a Cobra agent. They also repeatedly complained about the Geneva Convention being too lenient on the baddies.

I guess it has its charm. The show's still all kinds of fun in spite of -- perhaps because of -- the hammy politics. It's not like shows on the other end of the spectrum never try to cram their views down the viewers' throats.

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TopicHappy 4th of July!
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 6:01:59 PM
#84
America, fuck yeah!

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TopicGuy at restaurant: "Why's everyone so happy with what's going on?"
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 5:50:23 PM
#6
How much pizza and what brand of beer?

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TopicGuy at restaurant: "Why's everyone so happy with what's going on?"
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 5:44:19 PM
#3
I wouldn't help someone pack and move. You won't get free service out of me whatever your views on this country. :v

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TopicGuy at restaurant: "Why's everyone so happy with what's going on?"
FortuneCookie
07/04/20 4:13:09 PM
#1
And I said back to him, "If you don't like my Uncle Sam hat, I'll help you pack." :v

No. I didn't say that.

But, seriously, I think a little levity is needed right now. I know I looked like a tool, but I didn't care. That's what holidays are for.

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TopicThere's two types of people. Goku or Superman? Who do you prefer?
FortuneCookie
07/03/20 12:54:00 PM
#2
Superman is a more interesting character.
Goku is stronger.

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TopicRedskins agree review of team's name
FortuneCookie
07/03/20 12:37:15 PM
#12
Romulox28 posted...
They should change the name to just the Skins so people are used to saying the name and its not a huge change, and the logo can be two nude men kissing

Skins would be just as bad since it's still a reference to scalping.

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