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Cardiologist told me my heart pumping action has decreased to 50%. My question is, is that the same thing as ejection fraction?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

She's as cute as a bug in a rug!

And as for that statue, oh my god Becky! That thing is nightmare inducing.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

SauI_Goodman posted...

Prostitution is not legal here. You have to drive about an hour west to a little town called pahrump. Sting operations are alivr and well in vegas.

Pahrump, eh?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Is that the one where the dying teenagers fall in love?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

I'm teetering on the edge of germaphobia, so body wash all day, every day.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't prostitution illegal in Vegas, and Reno?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Slavery wasn't abolished in the British Empire until 1834. For some reason, I thought it was earlier.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

One thing some of y'all probably don't consider is that not long ago, Las Vegas, Atlantic City, and certain Indian reservations were the only places in the country where casino style gambling was legal.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

NeonOctopus posted...

Besides that loser cashier in the McDowell's? >_>

It's probably been at least 25 years since I've seen it, wasn't that Louie Anderson?


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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

I can't speak for what happened in Australia, but the national polls in America predict who is going to get more votes, not who is gonna win the Electoral College. The polls were right, Clinton got more votes than Trump.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Let him keep on demanding. I'll demand the universe makes me a trillionaire, and lets see which one of us gets what we want first.

sktgamer_13dude posted...

I'm starting to think that Trump only wants to hear what he wants to hear and gets very, very upset when he hears things that go against his world view.

The man has surrounded himself with spineless yes men his entire adult life, he can't handle it when someone isn't kissing his ass, telling him how great he is.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

I know it's fun to be all like "Republicans are dumb, hurr durr"(I often do it myself). But the reality is that systematic racism is real, and he knows it, The President knows it, they all know it. They just act like they don't, because that's what their base wants to hear from them.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

I'm going to my cardiologists office for an echo cardiogram. I'm looking forward to good news. *knocks on wood*

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Back in the day, I loved Real Stories of The Highway Patrol. Cheesy reenactments often involving drunken rednecks with shotguns is much more entertaining than watching a cop pull over a black man and spending half an hour figuring out what to charge him with.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

I expected a little more.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

voldothegr8 posted...

I thought the show was dead for years already

This, I assumed it was cancelled when it went off FOX. It was a boring show anyways.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Smallville posted...

but do you think all 7.8 billion are capable of that? the space, thing?

Of course not, not with current tech.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

CableZL posted...

I would need to understand exactly what "defunding the police" even means before I make a decision on whether I'm for or against it.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

There are 7.8 billion people, and 3 of them are in space, orbiting the planet in a tin can only 117 years after the first powered flight. I don't know how anyone can call that failure.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

ssj3vegeta posted...

i can't see my forehead >:(

Yeah. . . um. . . I guess that would get me down.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

I was wrong, fuck life.

What's wrong? Couldn't find any chicks you wanna fuck on da net?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

At first, I didn't notice that Jared looking dude waving out the window.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Damn_Underscore posted...

she doesn't need a toy ;)

As thirsty as she comes across here, I peg her for having an epic collection.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

It is truly amazing how stupid that man is.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

I had no idea that was a thing.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Irony posted...

Theoretically

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Why does she word it like that? Does she think the porn companies are gonna get together and be like "we really need her, we'd better change!".

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

I like pie, but not as much as The Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKsT7msbuBY

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Scent free zone?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

UnfairRepresent posted...

It's a Christian thing.

Most Americans are Christian.

I don't think you guys are getting this.

Dude, they get it. For some reason, people love to act like fucking idiots around here.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

That's like asking, what's colder, the vacuum of interstellar space, or Alaska?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Christian RULES posted...

I see what you did there. You cut out the rest of my post after the first three words so it appears I look like a dummy. Lmaooo clever boy

I'm not gonna waste my good stuff on a Trumpeter.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

which we apparently drink anyways

Just a couple of months into their development, little humans begin peeing freely into the amniotic fluid that surrounds them in the womb. Then, foreshadowing all the gross stuff that babies do once theyre born, theyll consume that urine as they swallow the amniotic fluid. Every last one of us has spent several months drinking our own pee.

Well then, assuming you got that from somewhere, and didn't make that up, I'll coincide that I was wrong.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Christian RULES posted...

I can't understand

We know.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

ok Ill give you no pooping, but Im pretty sure they pee

That would contaminate the amniotic fluid.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

let me ask you this: do you think babies in the womb go 9 months without peeing or pooping?

Yes, they don't eat thus no poop, and waste filtered through their kidneys leave through the umbilical cord, thus no urine.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Just started watching DS9. Glad they did the "someone frames Odo for murder" plot in the second episode. I don't like that shit in my Trek.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

AirFresh posted...

The Sopranos for sure.

Binged the entire series in about a month, great show.
ScionTC_07 posted...

The Wire

First season was great, but the second couldn't hold my attention.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Whenever I hear the name Sbarro, I think of 2 things. The mall down the street, and the time a suicide bomb went off near one in Israel during the Second Intifada.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

ThisGuyAreSick posted...

Trump doesn't fit my bill. Neither does Biden.

Stop attempting to pull progressives towards the right when we're the ones trying to tell you that you're too fucking conservative

Biden wants to shoot me in the leg btw

You have two choices, Biden, or Trump. And if you don't vote, you are choosing Trump.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Hoping for HL3 is kinda like hoping for flying cars, or racial equality.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Damn_Underscore posted...

There are more elections than just the Presidential election. Missiouri has a bunch https://www.ballotpedia.org/Missouri_elections,_2020

Hence the portion of my comment in parenthesis.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

They should go back to their own country.

You first, my friend.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Definitely

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

Who'd have thunk, if you wade into a crowd of thousands of people all bunched up together during a pandemic, that you might get sick?

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is

It's pointless(presidential race wise) as I live in Missouri, Trump will probably win the state by at least 7 points. But I'll vote Biden nevertheless.

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; But mama, that's where the fun is