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TopicLet's get some Dad Jokes going
mustachedmystic
05/30/20 5:43:20 PM
#3
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots.

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Topicwhat are your limited edition consoles or games?
mustachedmystic
05/30/20 3:00:02 PM
#13
I have a blue Days of Play slim PS4 from 2018.

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TopicWWE Smackdown has a very unique opening *Spoiler*
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 8:26:30 PM
#8
Whenever I turn this crap on, I remember why I stopped liking it. That Shamus(sp?) dude, gotta be literally the whitest sob in the world.

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TopicBored, so I'm watching Smackdown
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 8:04:23 PM
#1
Oh my god! There was a traffic accident outside the WWE Performance Center!

Seriously though LOL at those fake ass cops.

OMG! Jeff Hardy has just been arrested!

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TopicWtf Missouri cops
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 7:51:27 PM
#5
CADE FOSTER posted...
its missouri why are you shocked

Is there any state where you would be shocked?

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TopicYou ever just think, "Curse Sir Walter Raleigh"?
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 6:16:16 PM
#3
Expert, texpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you. Ho ho ho, he he he, hah hah hah.

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TopicWhat president loved having sex
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 6:12:19 PM
#13
Zikten posted...
jfk

He fucked Marilyn Monroe, who wouldn't love that?

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TopicOUTRAGE after a CONSERVATIVE Teacher did THIS over George Floyd in the MEDIA!!
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 6:07:17 PM
#17
How someone who wrote that whatever the fuck it is supposed to be above that picture is allowed to be a teacher, it really disheartens me.

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TopicWtf wish why is the first ad for me a horse cock dildo?
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 6:04:24 PM
#8
You say you don't like it big and equine, but the internet begs to differ.

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TopicMy theater is reopening with Wrath of Khan this weekend.
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 5:32:42 PM
#4
The scene where Khan put the larva thing in Checkov's ear always creeped me out.

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TopicI never got to finish Primal.
mustachedmystic
05/29/20 7:37:51 AM
#3
I assumed you were talking about Far Cry.

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TopicIs "Next Time I Fall" by Peter Cetera THE most 80's song of all time?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:51:49 PM
#12
kriztov1 posted...
I'd like to make the case for Wang Chung.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

The flickering faces of the musicians in that video reminds me of the static faces on the baddies in N64 Goldeneye for some reason.

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TopicIs "Next Time I Fall" by Peter Cetera THE most 80's song of all time?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:48:43 PM
#11
Nina - 99 Red Balloons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0M5hr_un38

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TopicIs "Next Time I Fall" by Peter Cetera THE most 80's song of all time?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:39:19 PM
#9
Wham - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

George Michael - I Want Your Sex(Vegy's theme)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7oQD-a4

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TopicIs "Next Time I Fall" by Peter Cetera THE most 80's song of all time?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:30:39 PM
#6
Hymen posted...
Cars by Gary numan. It's so 80s that it wasn't even from the 80s

That's a good one. And for future reference, these topics demand links

Gary Numann - Cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3JzxlatUs

Here's another good one that's technically not '80s.

Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ


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TopicIs "Next Time I Fall" by Peter Cetera THE most 80's song of all time?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:21:12 PM
#4
I gotta say that is pretty '80's, I don't know how I don't remember it. But I gotta call, and raise Joe Jackson.

Steppin' Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt2dxx9yg

Edit: The germophobe in me can't help but be disgusted when he picks a rose off the sidewalk, and puts it in his mouth, ewww!

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TopicI dont get adults who unironically enjoy over the top action BS
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:17:45 PM
#11
Lemme guess TC, you read Tolstoy, and debate philosophy with your high brow buddies while sipping cognac from a 100 dollar snifter.

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Topicwtf, my cat just started licking the litter tray scoop
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 7:59:23 PM
#3
She might have a mineral deficiency.

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TopicCould mail in ballots take away some people's ability to vote who they want?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 6:30:32 PM
#3
RedWhiteBlue posted...
I've wondered this, too. It would favor conservatism.

I can't imagine that it would confer them that much of an advantage, otherwise they wouldn't oppose it so.

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TopicSylvia Browne, a psychic, "predicted" COVID-19 in 2008
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 1:08:59 PM
#44
DeadBankerDream posted...
Of course it happened because the American military is spastic and dum.

No, I think they are open to explore any possible advantage over the enemy. And, of course they never pass up a chance to waste hundreds of millions of the taxpayers money.

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TopicSylvia Browne, a psychic, "predicted" COVID-19 in 2008
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 1:05:04 PM
#41
DuranOfForcena posted...
the only truth is that it existed and was discontinued because it provided absolutely nothing of value

Most likely, but If their experiments did pan out, they would most likely pretend to shut the program down, in order to give the impression that they didn't find anything.

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TopicSylvia Browne, a psychic, "predicted" COVID-19 in 2008
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 1:01:00 PM
#38
DeadBankerDream posted...
Imagine believing in something called "Project Star Gate"

You really don't think the military would study psychic phenomenon during the height of the cold war, when they were desperate to find any advantage over Russia that they could? What you gotta remember is the Soviets were very good at covering up their own incompetence.

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TopicSylvia Browne, a psychic, "predicted" COVID-19 in 2008
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 12:55:37 PM
#33
My God, she predicted a viral pandemic roughly 100 years after the last one? No wonder Montel kept having her on his show.

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TopicJoe Biden gets EVISCERATED by his future VP pick Kamala Harris!
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:23:42 AM
#20
Politics posted...
Mondale had some woman has his VP pick back in the 80s.

'84, Geraldine Ferraro.

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TopicWhat are you supposed to do when you see an officer killing someone innocent?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:17:55 AM
#4
Are you bored of posting pics. of hot chicks dat are ready to fuck? Da only logical thing to do would be pull out your phone and get video of da racist cops.

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TopicCan someone school me on Trumps reelection chances?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:14:15 AM
#4
It all comes down to whether or not Democratic, and centrist voters show up, and vote for Biden. If enough of them stay home, or vote 3'rd party, Trump will win.

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TopicAre scientists full of shit?
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:07:52 AM
#3
It all depends on how much fiber they eat, and how often they visit the bathroom.

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TopicEvolution can be a tough concept to understand, but I think I figured it out.
mustachedmystic
05/28/20 8:06:25 AM
#3
If an organism develops a trait that makes it harder for it to successfully reproduce, the genes that cause that trait become less and less common until they no longer exist.

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Topic"You can always put on more layers!"
mustachedmystic
05/27/20 8:01:10 PM
#41
I can deal with the heat, and the cold. But, I'd rather be outside on a hot/humid day then a cold/windy one.

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TopicBest black sitcom of the 90's
mustachedmystic
05/27/20 5:53:48 PM
#34
boxington posted...
should replace either Keenan and Kel or Hangin With Mr. Cooper for The Wayans Brothers (RIP to Pops)

It's almost as if people forgot that hangin' with my man is such a high.

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TopicWhat movie trilogies did you watch in theater!
mustachedmystic
05/26/20 8:00:06 PM
#24
Kisai posted...
QUESTION MARKS GO AT THE END OF A QUESTION! There.

I'm wondering if xe used the wrong punctuation on purpose!

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TopicAmazon pitching scripted segments to local news outlets
mustachedmystic
05/26/20 7:50:05 PM
#23
008Zulu posted...
America is a Republic, not a Democracy.

Now, I'm imagining you nodding your head, and thinking to yourself "wow, this is such a great point I'm making here" as you clicked the "post new message" button.

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TopicThe True Face of COVID-19 (Warning: May Not Be 100% Safe)
mustachedmystic
05/26/20 7:46:23 PM
#7
That picture triggered my Trypophobia.

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TopicYR: Biden's first act as President is to publically execute Trump.
mustachedmystic
05/26/20 7:43:00 PM
#35
This topic is a stupid hypothetical. Because unlike Trump, Biden wouldn't try to do something that even a brain dead hampster born in 1950's Russia would know is unconstitutional.

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TopicFavorite 'cultural phenomenon' show?
mustachedmystic
05/26/20 6:24:06 PM
#13
I voted lost, mainly because I'm streaming it atm.

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TopicWhy is the comedy aspect of video games ignored?
mustachedmystic
05/26/20 6:19:04 PM
#34
I got some pretty good laughs from the voice acting in Just Cause 2. I would wonder if they made it that bad on purpose.

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TopicStargirl
mustachedmystic
05/26/20 6:17:01 PM
#16
I saw the ad for the first episode and laughed when she said "I finally know who I am". Finally? You're 15.

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TopicSome baby chick fell out a nest near me >_>
mustachedmystic
05/25/20 8:26:05 PM
#9
Most birds don't have a sense of smell, iirc the only exceptions are carrion eaters.

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TopicVideos show large crowds ignoring social distancing at Lake of the Ozarks party
mustachedmystic
05/25/20 8:21:18 PM
#105
This board is so damn predictable. There are probably examples of idiots doing the same thing in every state.

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Topictrump claiming 2020 will be "the most rigged election of all time"
mustachedmystic
05/25/20 7:48:03 PM
#79
Christian RULES posted...
When Trump wins on November 3rd, it will go down in as the most heroic accomplishment in American history. Look at all the odds stacked against Trump. It will finally put an end to the war against Dems.

I gotta hand it to you man, this post is DiffEq quality.

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TopicWhich side has more to lose regarding souring USA-China relations?
mustachedmystic
05/25/20 6:17:33 PM
#20
Dark_SilverX posted...
US need China to make everything

There are plenty of low income countries to make our Iphones and our shoes. There aren't many first world nations with 320 million people for China to make stuff for.

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Topicthe smashing pumpkins
mustachedmystic
05/25/20 2:40:13 PM
#51
UnicornWizard posted...
Small Wonder?

Yup, that was it. I also remember people would say Marilyn Manson was the nerdy best friend on The Wonder Years.

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TopicFavorite Power Ranger
mustachedmystic
05/24/20 8:42:08 PM
#4
it was a stupid show,(yeah, I said it). So I'm gonna pretend the poll is hottest Power Ranger. That's why I picked Pink Ranger, the only valid option.

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Topicthe smashing pumpkins
mustachedmystic
05/24/20 8:22:30 PM
#10
I remember before the internet was a thing, and people would say the main guy(forget his name) played Jamie in that sitcom about the little robot girl. For the love of god, why can't I think of the name of that damn show? I'm getting to old for this shit!

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TopicMan, five weeks after getting covid-19, and I'm still feeling the effects
mustachedmystic
05/24/20 7:52:12 PM
#25
Sad_Face posted...
I have heart complications so I know I'd be among the 1%. Not the 1% I'm aiming to be.

I too have heart complications, but I don't think they are the kind that would make me more succeptable severe complications from the virus, at least that's the impression I got when I asked the nurse practitioner at my cardiologists office.

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TopicSballen said if this topic reaches 500 I can become a new mod
mustachedmystic
05/24/20 6:32:18 PM
#11
So you don't wanna be a mod? He just messaged you out of nowhere, and said, "get a topic to 500 posts, and I'll make a mod out of you"?

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TopicJust found a huge silverfish in one of the guest rooms
mustachedmystic
05/24/20 6:30:33 PM
#10
Tyranthraxus posted...
No. They eat other bugs. They're like really long stretched out spiders.

Really? I've always heard people go on about how awful they are, so I'd always kill them on sight. I don't do the same with spiders.

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