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| Topic | Would you volunteer to be a vaccine trial tester? |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 6:06:57 PM #2 | Given this country's history, not sure I'd trust that. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | That tenessee man who hoarded all that sanitizer has settled with the tennesee |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 5:51:42 PM #27 | AFrench2 posted... Yeah, totally. I'm sorry that you thought this post was clever. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | That tenessee man who hoarded all that sanitizer has settled with the tennesee |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 5:34:29 PM #13 | CedarPointcp posted... i thought the tennessee guy had sold very little of it before he got caught. So at least he didn't make any money. The main guy that everybody read about. Yeah true, at least he got burned. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | That tenessee man who hoarded all that sanitizer has settled with the tennesee |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 5:31:39 PM #9 | Lebronwon posted... Nope it doesn't. He and several other people made massive profits before they got caught. Which probably covers the losses. IIRC one guy not one in OP made 75k profit or something like that before he got caught. And he had already sold most of what he had. There really is no justice in the world --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | You know that toddler youve seen throwing a huge fit |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 5:30:16 PM #5 | In fairness it can legit be difficult to breath in those masks, especially in hot areas. But also in fairness, yeah people need to suck it up. It's not about you, it's about humanity. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Decline in deodorant, razor sales shows lockdown is lowering grooming standards |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 5:28:07 PM #3 | I get not shaving but man, fucking shower people. Deodorant is also not in short supply as far as I know. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | That tenessee man who hoarded all that sanitizer has settled with the tennesee |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 5:26:53 PM #6 | CedarPointcp posted... well he did lose that thousands of dollars he spent on sanitizer Does that include anything he sold before he got caught? He needs to absolutely come out in the red for his bullshit. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | C/D Your first Anime you saw was Animatrix |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 4:58:34 PM #31 | Frogles posted... d it was sailor moon --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Work. "masks are mandatory" |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:46:03 PM #29 | If they can't afford PPE, they can't afford me. Don't risk yourself for rich assholes who are safely tucked away in a mansion. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Remember impeachment? |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:22:50 PM #4 | Yeeeep --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | 10 million, but you have to experience a random mortal kombat fatality. |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:22:22 PM #5 | You'd go insane long before the 10 years. No deal. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | $1,000,000 but you have to fight Mike Tyson in his prime |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:17:51 PM #49 | Chump: Yeah I can handle Tyson no problem. *Bell Rings* Chump: Huh? Where did he go? I don't even see Tyson! Is he that ad- actually where did the ring go? God: You've been dead for 10 minutes. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | $1,000,000 but you have to fight Mike Tyson in his prime |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:12:54 PM #43 | I'd rather not pay for my own funeral that way. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | US covid-19 death toll approaches 50k far faster than expected |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 2:49:04 PM #82 | They really should just auto ban people trolling over the virus. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Oh god @ this Fox News article |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 1:48:40 PM #8 | Do they emphasize how Biden must be stopped while "secretly" wishing Osama succeed the first part? Or are they showing rare restraint? --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | US covid-19 death toll approaches 50k far faster than expected |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 1:32:40 PM #61 | The same people going 'Its just the flu" are the same people who never get a flu shot anyway, so their words hold even less meaning. They don't care about the death rate, they probably go to work with the flu because it's "not that bad". --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | This is what you have been groomed to become all your life by the higher ups |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 1:29:22 PM #4 | They've done a pretty shitty job then. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Assuming COVID is managed/over by the election, does it help Trump or Biden? |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 1:10:00 PM #33 | Overall it hurts him I think. His supporters were already going to vote for him again. They made that decision on 2016, they didn't need further convincing. The undecided people will see all of the avoidable death Trump failed to stop and turn against him. ....Of course part of it also depends on which states get hit the worse. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Han shooting Greedo. |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 1:06:10 PM #28 | Greedo shooting first just makes everything worse. Han shooting first makes him stand out from the inexperienced boyscout Luke is, and Greedo at worst just looks like someone who sorely underestimated their hit. Greedo shooting first makes them look like a complete dumbass for missing point blank, fails to make Han stand out, and overall makes the scenario pointless. "Oh bad guy miss good guy, good guy is s perfect shot" we get that enough from Stormtroopers. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | ITT: Boomer humor |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 6:07:13 AM #8 | [Insert Minion picture next to non sequitur quote here] --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Would you take a Coronavirus vaccine if it worked perfectly but made you bald? |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 6:04:01 AM #2 | I'll miss my curly hair, but yeah. I'll just have to start hitting the gym more to pull off that bald look well. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | [Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin. |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 5:45:16 AM #42 | PIG_B0SS posted... What should I do? dun wanna die alone :'( Improve yourself. Doesn't have to be major. It can be something like exercising more, or learning a new skill. Something that answers the "Why?" in a girl's "Why should I date you?" --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | [Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin. |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:49:40 AM #36 | GameboyTroy posted... You can't tell someone to go for ugly girls specifically, EVER. That's just a really uncomfortable situation. That's a different kind of suffering. Nah. If he doesn't like ugly girls, he can do something about it. Like I said, no pretty girl is just going to fall in his lap. The other alternative is, as stated, dying alone. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | [Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin. |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:27:05 AM #34 | Sorry bro, but you gotta do something. This ain't anime, hot girls aren't just gonna hop on that D with no effort. Do something with yourself or accept the reality of dying alone. Protip: If you're alive, it's not too late to do something to better yourself. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | [Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin. |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:19:34 AM #31 | If you can't come up with a reason for a girl to date you, then what right do you have to shun ugly girls? What are you plans on making yourself more desirable? --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | [Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin. |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 3:13:57 AM #27 | Do something about yourself that makes you worth marrying. Doesn't matter if you're short or fat or a virgin. All three of those get married all the time. Why should a girl date you TC? --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Why can't us CEMen act normal? |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 2:57:26 AM #8 | The environment around here doesn't encourage normalcy. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Coronavirus Death Toll by Country - First 3 Months |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 2:50:27 AM #30 | Don't let China probably lying about their numbers distract you from the fact that the US had a very high amount of deaths, many of those which could have been avoided if we had actual leadership. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Trump Supporters AND Anti-Vaxxers JOIN FORCES to say GOD decides if we LIVE!! |
| Umbreon 04/23/20 2:43:47 AM #17 | They can die if they want, but I'll be making my own decisions about my survival. I mean, to the extent I can. Nothing I can do if some drunk rear ends me, but I'm not just going to sit there and wait to die in scenarios I have actual power over. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | C/D would you be upset if your gf showed up to your apartment unexpectedly |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 11:48:50 PM #5 | D Why would one be upset to see their girlfriend? --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Covid is now causing blood clotting |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 11:42:44 PM #7 | Bad jokes aside, shit like this is exactly why we shouldn't be reopening non-essential places up early. We need more time to have this thing under control, too many people aren't taking it seriously. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Covid is now causing blood clotting |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 11:37:21 PM #4 | The player probably got that mutation for free.... --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | If Trump loses, will he actually step down without incident? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 11:34:12 PM #44 | Proto_Spark posted... Yeah but like 40% of the world seems to be completely behind him regardless of what he might want to do. Nah. They're all talk. The moment they realize the military isn't on their side, they'll back down. It's like when you see that asshole customer talk shit to the child cashier, but suddenly become very agreeable once the manager that towers over them appears. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | When will it be okay to start lifting lockdowns? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 7:50:04 PM #12 | Depends. The more idiots ignore the medical experts and the more things are opened too early, the later it will take. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Gamestop? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 7:47:54 PM #13 | CloneTheHero posted... good god. That's the appropriate response when the person posting isn't sincere. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | If Trump loses, will he actually step down without incident? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 7:14:34 PM #20 | He'll cry and call foul. Then step down peacefully because he doesn't have the balls to risk his well being on anything. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Do you have a life long crush? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 6:48:11 PM #3 | Sounds like unnecessary torture. Most I've had a crush was for s month or so. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Why is the US so thirsty to reopen soon? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 6:40:31 PM #20 | Place your bets. A) Warned B) Purg'd C) Banned --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | DUDE get in this topic RIGHT NOW |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 6:28:38 PM #18 | Nice --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Why is the US so thirsty to reopen soon? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 6:28:14 PM #3 | We're an arrogant lot. We think we can best anything just because, and that we can do it better than anyone else. But mostly it's just greedy assholes don't like that the pandemic is cutting in their profit margins. The lives of the citizens are of course no concern to the rich. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | Are you wearing a face mask when go out in public for grocery shopping, gas, etc |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 6:09:23 PM #52 | At work I do. I really should when I'm going to the store, but I tend to go when it's late at night and almost no one is around. These things were not designed with beards or glasses in mind, makes things more difficult. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | $1000 fine in Houston for no mask in public. |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 6:06:56 PM #23 | If they're doing this, then they need to provide the entire state with enough masks. Doesn't seem right to get fined if you're an essential worker/going out for food and are literally unable to obtain a mask. Though I do agree that they need to enforce people protecting themselves and others on public. Just... not sure this is the best option. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | ITT: Convince me to vote third party |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 4:14:18 PM #13 | Third party literally couldn't get 5% on Hillary vs Trump in 2016. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | What do you do when they offer you heroin at a job interview? |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 4:11:35 PM #5 | "I'm good, but thank you." This tells your boss that you obey the law, but also tells them you aren't a narc. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
| Topic | 1 million dollars but every girl youve been with learns your search history. |
| Umbreon 04/22/20 2:36:30 PM #15 | Duncanwii posted... You slept with your grade school girlfriends? Oh. Title and first post were a bit different. No, I certainly wasn't having sex that young. So just my last gf. Yeah, easy 1 mil. I doubt she'll be surprised. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. |
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