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TopicHas anyone seen Trump's latest ad about Biden.
jpenny2
07/09/20 9:53:56 PM
#4
You have selected REGICIDE. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press ONE.

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TopicLogic that only exists in video games
jpenny2
07/09/20 6:58:58 PM
#41
Find iron armor on an enemy you just killed.
Hey, it fits perfectly!

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TopicLogic that only exists in video games
jpenny2
07/09/20 6:45:30 PM
#27
-Slam opponent's head into the pavement with multiple spinning piledrivers and he's still standing, showing no signs of injury.
-Opponent knocked unconscious by a weak jab.


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TopicTrump Health Secretary Says US Healthcare Workers Don't Get Covid-19
jpenny2
07/08/20 11:53:40 AM
#2
When has there ever been an infectious disease that didn't affect healthcare workers?

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
07/08/20 9:30:13 AM
#146
It's always funny to see Phil try to act as if his reviews are thoughtful and somehow better than other reviews that say the same thing. His desperation to look intelligent and enlightened is pathetic. This is a guy who calls any game fucking terrible as soon as it gets difficult, a guy who complains if games aren't specifically tailored to his needs as a streamer. Imagine a food critic hating most food and not understanding how to work a fork--that's Phil.

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TopicI guess that "irregardless" is officially a word
jpenny2
07/07/20 10:21:28 PM
#8
It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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TopicYou're all aware there is a digimon called Coronamon
jpenny2
07/07/20 10:17:14 PM
#4
#canceldigimon

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Topichave you ever seen a CE user have a melt down?
jpenny2
07/07/20 10:15:16 PM
#33
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Look at this melty in progress.

Jk
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TopicWould you be able to kick da ass of an average man if you had to?
jpenny2
07/07/20 10:11:48 PM
#4
The average man's ass is unkickable.

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TopicAfter seeing myself in a web cam, I really feel like I need facial surgery
jpenny2
07/07/20 8:49:29 PM
#3
Are you saying you ain't got no alibi?

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Topichave you ever seen a CE user have a melt down?
jpenny2
07/07/20 8:47:51 PM
#8
Has any CE user actually ever had a meltdown?

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TopicDarksydephil or LowTierGod
jpenny2
07/07/20 8:44:07 PM
#6
They're both terrible, but I think LTG is a worse human being overall.

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TopicDONALD: Corrupt Joe and the DEMOCRATS don't want to open schools in the Fall
jpenny2
07/07/20 12:37:40 PM
#25
He wants those kids in school so they're too busy to vote for Biden.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
07/06/20 7:18:31 PM
#140
NinjaPirateDood posted...
Even on his best day, he's still miserable.
So true. The vest is literally the best thing to happen to him in years, and he has quickly come to despise it.

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TopicAnyone watch Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix?
jpenny2
07/06/20 10:05:56 AM
#2
I might give it a try if I run out of things to watch.

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TopicThe President, on Nascar
jpenny2
07/06/20 10:04:09 AM
#36
No matter how often I see shit like this (which is basically every day at this point), a small part of me is still amazed that people elected this man and continue to support him. This will never be normal to me.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
07/06/20 1:22:53 AM
#137
Slayer_22 posted...
How the hell does Phil still get views?

Like, legitimate question. How is he still getting views and how do people legitimately like him?
He generally doesn't get much in the way of views, and even many of his most loyal viewers seem to watch him at least partly for the drama. In my opinion, the percentage of people who legitimately like him and enjoy his content for the actual gameplay is minuscule. If it wasn't for the small group of whales who inexplicably provide a large chunk of his income no matter how lazy his content is, he would be homeless.

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TopicI rewatched I Am Legend and realized Will surived 3 years with a dog. (Spoilers)
jpenny2
07/05/20 7:01:52 PM
#11
I like the stuff with the dog better. In my opinion, the first half of the movie is pretty good. Once the rage zombies start attacking, things go downhill.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
07/05/20 1:17:57 PM
#134
Nazanir posted...
I found it hilarious that Phil got upset because people see the vest as Phil's biggest accomplishment.

Thing is, Phil hasn't accomolished anything in his life, unless you count the negative as an accomplishment.
He's literally jealous of the attention the vest is getting. It's no different than anything else chat talks about that inevitably leads to Phil getting pissed that chat isn't talking about him. He hates that his chat has this power over him, yet he has to keep pushing the streak because it is guaranteed money for zero effort. If the money stops, he's going to jettison the vest as fast as possible.

This is Phil's definition of success. He's bringing in tons of money every day that he streams, with a consistency he hasn't seen since his YouTube days, yet he's still absolutely miserable.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
07/04/20 7:31:34 PM
#130
The streak is at 164, yet he still has to beg like crazy to keep it going. It's not about his fans liking his content or wanting to see the vest. It's about him whining about the tip goal until one of his whales comes along and tosses him 20 or 30 dollars.

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TopicTrump: China PURPOSEFULLY made Coronavirus to kill americans!!!
jpenny2
07/04/20 2:09:52 PM
#5
It's bad when you see a topic title like that and immediately wonder if he might actually have tweeted it.

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TopicAre you fat?
jpenny2
07/03/20 9:51:37 PM
#14
The pavement cracks when I fall down.
I've got more chins than Chinatown.

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TopicBut I poop from there Charlie Brown...
jpenny2
07/03/20 6:04:32 PM
#31
She's dead, wrapped in plastic, Charlie Brown.

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TopicThe President, on [unclear]
jpenny2
07/03/20 5:24:01 PM
#3
You take the long
You take the now
You take them both and there you have
The facts of life
The facts of life

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TopicYour username is now a video game title. What's its ESRB rating and genre?
jpenny2
07/03/20 1:16:37 PM
#13
J-pop themed mobile game where you travel the world and solve puzzles to collect coins. Rated E. Not as good as the first jpenny game.

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TopicMan Macy's getting attacked hard for July 4th fireworks
jpenny2
07/03/20 12:00:46 PM
#7
RIP Man Macy

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TopicGOP vs. Reality
jpenny2
07/02/20 5:53:01 PM
#2
Gotta slow that testing down.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
07/02/20 9:34:01 AM
#123
Nazanir posted...
He then started to reminisce about the old Youtube days, even gave a "tour". Then shat on Youtubr saying that the new UI would be their undoing.
I tuned in for a few minutes of his stream and that's what I saw. Absolute boring garbage.

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TopicThis has gotta be the shittiest presidential election ever
jpenny2
07/01/20 10:26:41 PM
#16
Biden's entire platform is that he's not Trump.

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TopicDid you see this Trump tweet?
jpenny2
06/30/20 11:46:53 PM
#6
In terms of making sense, that's above average for him.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
06/30/20 12:00:44 PM
#117
I will never believe that his fans are worse than he is. The worst DSP fan would be some whale who gives Phil thousands of dollars despite knowing Phil is a terrible person who will waste that money. That's bad, but at least that whale isn't lying, manipulating, and scamming in order to make a living off the backs of others, many of whom are vulnerable and extremely naive.

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TopicDid Trump hear "White Power" in his retweet?
jpenny2
06/29/20 11:26:36 PM
#7
He thought it was a fat acceptance movement and they were saying "Wide Power."

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TopicTrump says Black Americans should learn HISTORY or they will go back to SLAVERY.
jpenny2
06/29/20 10:35:38 PM
#14
Without those statues, people are going to forget that slavery is bad.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
06/29/20 7:51:45 PM
#115
You can tell he's grown tired of the vest. I think he understands that chat is basically tossing him money and yelling, "Dance, monkey!"

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
06/29/20 7:09:24 PM
#113
He wants people to tip sooner rather than later so that there won't be drama and he can avoid people freaking out and talking about the vest streak in chat. He mocked the people doing this and said that it is overwhelming. That's the condensed version of what he actually said on stream.

Putting on a vest to get $100 is too much effort for him, and he hates that his viewers have power over him. It's not enough that he gets $200 a day to do fuck all. No, he needs to get that money on his terms. He's legitimately annoyed that his fans are excited about the vest.

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TopicDo you take afternoon naps?
jpenny2
06/29/20 12:20:09 AM
#11
No. Unless I'm sick, I can't sleep during the day.

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TopicNo censoring, no fact-checking. Let's make a Parler account!
jpenny2
06/28/20 7:57:03 PM
#11
If there's no fact-checking, why do you have to verify your account?

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
06/28/20 7:15:18 PM
#106
Nazanir posted...
He then mocked DrDisrespect for wearing a wig and sunglasses.
Phil will literally put on a vest and glasses for money, but that's somehow different. It's probably his viewers' fault.

I've said it before: If he were playing a character, it would be genius. It would be a scathing parody of everything wrong with greedy, entitled e-beggars who have no self-awareness whatsoever, treat their supporters like shit, and are completely out of touch with the world. Instead, it's all real, which makes for an absolute garbage-tier human being.

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TopicPSA: If a sequel doesn't live up to your expectations, that's on the first one*
jpenny2
06/28/20 12:06:11 PM
#5
It's the Land Before Time's fault that all the sequels are terrible.

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TopicPolice officer brutally assaults four men because he thought they were stealing.
jpenny2
06/27/20 6:50:21 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/s6OAh7W_-ZA


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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
06/27/20 6:08:33 PM
#101
Nazanir posted...
Every single time after reaching a new low and believing he can't sink any lower he keeps smashing those expectations.
If his fans were smart (lol), they would call his bluff. Hold off on tips until the end of the stream and force him to either go overtime (which means more content for them) or end the streak. Phil says he can't keep going overtime, but I think he understands that ending the streak means losing a guaranteed $200 in tips a day, because I don't think the streak will start up again. So we would see which of his attributes is stronger: greed or laziness.

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TopicDSPGaming General XV: I don't understand this title. Must be a detractor meme.
jpenny2
06/27/20 4:42:12 PM
#98
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1276736635825053696

"I appreciate the money, but could you give it to me sooner so that I don't have to put in any more effort than necessary."

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TopicWhat's the most traumatic thing that ever happened to you?
jpenny2
06/26/20 10:14:38 PM
#6
I lost four friends in a car accident a couple years after high school.

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TopicCaption this pic
jpenny2
06/26/20 7:54:14 PM
#9
That wasn't a fart.

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