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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia
So, 1822.

I Like Toast posted...

2593

If man is still alive in the year 2525, maybe.

Racer X

nemu posted...

Why wouldn't you? Not like you can't let it sit for X days and disinfect it multiple times just to be absolutely sure.

Good luck getting a virus to live through the tanning process.

Doctor Who
Mario
Lego
Red Dwarf
Kunio-kun

Ambiguously-young Joe Biden just seems strange.

Crystal_pony posted...

This would be impossible for a guy as theirs fits over the shaft and head

Now it's just a dare

Crystal_pony posted...

Any attempts to circumvent this

fap?

Stealth game = that's what you're there for
Stealth segment = wtf is this shit?

PiOverlord posted...

Also explains why I feel like parts of my brain are disappearing by the day.

No, that's the amoebas living rent free in your head.

Bad_Mojo posted...

big ass ads and shit

if you're still seeing ads, that's on you.

only in...

wait, Canada?

s0nicfan posted...

An African American museum got in some hot water recently for publishing (then quickly removing) this list of "white" societal standards that included working hard, being on time, and having a family:

Also the flag is on there backwards.

Lebronwon posted...

The cost of her handbag could feed the hungry children in LA. Just saying!,

"posted from my iPhone"

Figure out a way to spin it as abortion hypocrisy.
You'll likely not get a sudden revelation, but the meltdown will be amusing to watch.

Is it even possible to find five random people in Wyoming and Montana?

I may be wrong here, but I think that's Paul McCartney.

Anteaterking posted...

If one of the parties is under the age of 16, then there is a 4 year age gap.

13 and 9 seems to be an obvious issue here.

dj1200 posted...

Don't doctors just report your biological sex since gender is in one's mind? I think I'm doing this right.

You really ask a newborn, so you make an educated guess based on the crotch bits. Even that get ambiguous sometimes.

Extreme_light posted...

It's wild how resilient she has been.

RBG is theoretically immortal, so long as republicans keep getting elected president.

Lukey_Bug posted...

Other. Scottish

A decent argument could be made for Irish and Welsh, as well.

Unless you can see fat sticking out, your tetanus chances are extremely minimal, especially if you've ever had a tetanus shot. Necrotizing fasciitis is more likely.

Woodger posted...

Maybe everyone can just stay home for a month

Without an absurdly unprecedented delivery network for food and other necessities, this is just fantasy.

Not really.
The baby boom was caused mostly by horny soldiers returning from Europe and the Pacific after WW2, combined with the US being one of the few countries that wasn't a smoldering crater at the end of WW2.

It's cheaper than having to actually give a shit about, or even look at, the severe childcare disaster.

Crono99 posted...

In reversal from 2016, McConnell says he would fill a potential Supreme Court vacancy in 2020

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/28/politics/mitch-mcconnell-supreme-court-2020/index.html

Who is at all surprised by this?

Tyranthraxus posted...

See the funny thing about death rates is the more people diseases kill, the less people they kill because there's less people spreading the disease around.

When we see a climbing infection rate, but a flat death rate, it implies that the vulnerable have already been wiped out. That's also really fucking bad.

Extreme_light posted...

If it's true, I can understand it.

Thanks, Woody Allen!

Damn_Underscore posted...

He has some convoluted reasoning that the last time the Senate with a majority party different from that President's approved that president's Supreme Court justice was in the 1800s

The Senate could theoretically stonewall confirmations until SCOTUS is completely vacant.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/coronavirus-deaths-united-states-each-day-2020-n1177936

the hell happened in Illinois?

TheGoldenEel posted...

not that that makes it better but shes beaten it before

Recurrence is usually worse than the first time around.

It's an anti-parasitic and anti-inflammatory, and the former effect is meaningless in this context.
What's the point of going for a malaria drug, instead of some anti-inflammatory steroid or something?

Double-lame-duck confirmation sessions, huh?

ASithLord7 posted...

Ask him about the historicity of the statistics of a certain major 20th century event then get back to us on this

Probably under-reported by about a million or two.

probably died of covid

ASithLord7 posted...

Yeah, no other countries are allowed to complain! Shut up

See?
Isn't freedom great?!

If you don't echo the platitudes I want to hear, you're obviously for the things I don't like.

Squall28 posted...

Do any other citizens bitch and complain as much as US citizens?

That's how you know you're free, or at least nominally so.

Were_Wyrm posted...

Muh states rights

States rights good!
Municipal rights bad!!!

...or something like that.

An enemy flag has no purpose on a military base, other than "look who's ass we kicked!".

[citation needed]

Important part. Important-er part bolded:

The most important thing they do is if you're coughing, sneezing, singing, they contain all of those little droplets of saliva or mucus that come out of your nose and mouth, and keep them right there from spreading to other people, Belcher added.

"Doesn't help me" = "doesn't help" is deeply ingrained into American mentality.

As explained by an old TV intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9z4zPKHbrA

KnightofShikari posted...

i'm surprised it hasn't improved

I'm not.
Token "smart" functionality is all but obligatory, or your "dumb" TV will be ignored in favor of the one next to it on the shelf. Better to toss in maybe $10 of parts, and just half-ass it.