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TopicShe sits next to you and says "hi"
420TwiZtiD420
05/15/20 3:36:01 PM
#21
I would say hi and then turn to my wife and wait for her to react. It would only get better from that point.

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TopicDo you care if Trump puts his name on the stimulus checks?
420TwiZtiD420
05/15/20 3:34:57 PM
#9
ZTT888returning posted...
I fucking hate his signature.


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TopicI gave in and bought a course on how to be successful with womenz
420TwiZtiD420
05/14/20 12:31:44 PM
#44
Heavy_D_Forever posted...
The best advice you will ever get is find a girl more desperate than you are, and the lower her self esteem is the better.
Prey on the weak? Nonsense

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TopicWhat's the difference between jam and jelly?
420TwiZtiD420
05/13/20 3:53:35 PM
#4
You can't jelly it down someone's throat

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TopicI Am UNABLE To Properly Have Sex. And It's KILLING ME!(Erectile Dysfunction)
420TwiZtiD420
05/12/20 5:02:45 PM
#20
Drumiester posted...
I been there. Porn and too much masturbating are the reasons. Need to quit that shit permanently
@Drumiester with the real advice

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TopicI have to take a crap and I think it's gonna be one of those hard ones.
420TwiZtiD420
05/12/20 3:38:42 PM
#4
Doom_Art posted...
I hate those

It feels like you're shitting out a bunch of rocks
Rocks? What are you eating? Maybe more fiber more water

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TopicHoly fuck I just got a 6 figure job offer, AMA
420TwiZtiD420
05/12/20 3:37:59 PM
#26
CRON posted...
Meanwhile here I am, not able to find anything, at the lowest point in my life. Yay.
@CRON don't give up. We all go through rough patches. What matters is what you do from here. Progress is still progress no matter how long it takes to achieve your goal.

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TopicHold up, Rock Band 4 had a song that REQUIRED you to say [n-word]?
420TwiZtiD420
05/07/20 9:08:44 AM
#15
1234Life posted...
The real question is why is this beached whale famous?
We live in a world where we don't shame people anymore and encourage them to embrace flaws. Therefore, everyone is perfect even if they are in jeopardy of diseases because of certain lifestyles. Enough is never enough, buddy.

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TopicWhat's everyone drinking today?
420TwiZtiD420
05/06/20 3:39:58 PM
#4
Water

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TopicWhy don't they rename whataburger to mustard burger
420TwiZtiD420
05/05/20 1:44:14 PM
#6
MFBKBass5 posted...
Mustard sucks anyways.

gotta get that patty melt. Or the Sweet N Spicy bacon burger with no mustard.

mmmm should I get Whataburger for dinner? So good.
Funny you say no mustard in the sweet and spicy burger. I have had to be a total dick to cashier when ordering one, insisting they withhold the mustard and she stares at me saying it doesn't come with mustard. I asked again, she repeated herself. When the burger comes out, guess what's on it? Mustard! I take it back and she looks confused and bewildered "it's not supposed to have mustard" she exclaims. I asked if she put 'no mustard' and she said she didnt need to because it doesn't come with it.

Needless to say, I dont order that anymore because cashiers are stupid when it comes to making requests.

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TopicWould you pipe Piper Perri?
420TwiZtiD420
05/03/20 10:56:32 PM
#32
Who?

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Topicthe blocking feature has made ce way funnier
420TwiZtiD420
05/01/20 4:52:39 PM
#55
CreepySmile posted...
no
Yes?

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Topicthe blocking feature has made ce way funnier
420TwiZtiD420
05/01/20 3:13:45 PM
#14
CreepySmile posted...
I tend to just block people who use alts to follow me around to harass me since mods don't seem to care about doing anything about harassment
Skin. Make it thicker.

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Topici'm low key jealous of people that actually REALLY like what they do for a livin
420TwiZtiD420
05/01/20 1:37:48 PM
#3
Appreciate what you have and what you've done to get there. Paying attention to the success of celebrities isn't on par with reality.

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TopicI don't get the ytmnd era of just putting random music to unrelated shit
420TwiZtiD420
04/28/20 8:44:35 PM
#21
DoubleDare posted...
https://ps3isnicebut.ytmnd.com/

TC just don't get it.
599 for a console? That's spensive mang

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TopicThe Birds of Prey movie was hilarious BTW. Spoilers
420TwiZtiD420
04/28/20 3:25:38 PM
#13
It was hard to watch. I was glad it was over. My wife on the other hand loved it.

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Topic20 million, but 20 random users here catch da carona.
420TwiZtiD420
04/28/20 3:11:38 PM
#2
Why tf not? Everyone here can sacrifice health for my wealth.

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Topicim gonna be toxically masculine for a sec
420TwiZtiD420
04/27/20 4:34:35 PM
#4
Anybody that judges your masculinity based on the car you drive might themselves have an issue.

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TopicHaha oh shot just had a gay moment with my homeboy..
420TwiZtiD420
04/27/20 4:28:32 PM
#4
Did you go back for seconds?

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TopicThe the perfect girl but she screams out utterly bizarre things during sex.
420TwiZtiD420
04/25/20 11:26:30 AM
#22
BANANA CREAM PiE!

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TopicYour state fully opens today, do you go back to your normal routine?
420TwiZtiD420
04/24/20 12:22:37 PM
#7
Yes. My normal routine is basically quarantine anyway. Work, come home. Rinse and repeat.

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TopicWomen only want the 666.
420TwiZtiD420
04/23/20 4:41:04 PM
#8
Scotty_Rogers posted...
6 inches is acceptable?
Of course it is. Don't kid yourself.

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Topicadd "anal" to the title of a song you like
420TwiZtiD420
04/23/20 10:00:19 AM
#73
Anal Prison Sex

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TopicJoe Exotic's fallacy about porn.
420TwiZtiD420
04/22/20 2:02:33 PM
#6
Turbam posted...
Lmao at self inserting while watching porn
You don't put fingers in yourself, easy there turby

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TopicWhat are the best type of blinds?
420TwiZtiD420
04/22/20 12:45:57 PM
#5
Pepys Monster posted...
As in shutters?
Shutters are probably the most efficient at keeping the light out/helping cut down energy bill as far as cooling your place goes. They do make wooden blinds(same style as "regular" blinds only the blinds themselves are wooden as opposed to flimsy plastic) that are a little more pricey however offer similar benefit as shutters.

If you're on a budget, most dollar stores carry super cheap blinds. If you've got a few dollars to spend on them, check out Home Depot or even Amazon.

Also, if you're ordering online the most important thing to do is MEASURE YOUR WINDOWS!!!! You don't want to spend the money, wait on shipping, pull them out of the box only to find out they are too big or even worse, too small.

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TopicPost losing your virginity, whats the longest dry spell youve gone through
420TwiZtiD420
04/22/20 8:56:41 AM
#5
After we had our daughter, it was about 7 months.

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TopicNot gonna lie though, I wouldn't mind Kim Jong Un's sister to step on me
420TwiZtiD420
04/21/20 4:46:33 PM
#15
She probably got that guacamole snatch

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TopicSo can they not tell people to bathe more?
420TwiZtiD420
04/21/20 3:18:33 PM
#12
Chicken posted...
people arent touching stuff with their buttcheeks.
If I can't touch it with my bare cheeks, I don't even bother.

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TopicFuck it...i'm voting for Biden.
420TwiZtiD420
04/21/20 12:45:40 PM
#12
Talk2DaHand posted...


That's Mexican Biden
How anyone can say this guy isn't a creep blows my mind. All the inappropriate touching, kissing, smelling - he needs to be called out for being a weirdo and kicked to the curb.

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TopicWhy would a girl reject da above poster iyo?
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 3:51:50 PM
#21
Too dull

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TopicAre you working from home?
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 3:44:57 PM
#11
Been working the same hours as before the pandemic. Essential worker and all that jazz.

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TopicWhy would a girl reject da above poster iyo?
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 3:44:14 PM
#17
Yes, without a doubt.

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TopicHow much would you charge someone to be pregnant and give birth for them?
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 3:43:41 PM
#3
Surrogates can make up to like 30k for carrying a fetus. So I'd say I'd want atleast twice that much.

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TopicLil Wayne getting exposed by a 50 year old groupie
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 3:10:52 PM
#15
Just wasted an hour I'll never get back. Oops. Why did I even bother?

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TopicLOL my wife ex is whining about paying her bills
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 2:28:50 PM
#16
Her parents are OGs for making that offer. Sounds like my in-laws - they always talk me up to everyone while downplaying their own daughter.

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TopicCrude oil at $0.85 a barrel
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 2:18:51 PM
#17
Awesome posted...
Went negative oh wooooooow
Job security? I'm fucked

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TopicToday is 420. Who's celebrating?
420TwiZtiD420
04/20/20 1:41:41 PM
#14
Yup, celebrating in the sober-sense until 5. I miss 4:20 on 4/20 and that's a shame.

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Topic"It's not an insult if it's the truth!"
420TwiZtiD420
04/17/20 8:47:51 AM
#13
Veggeta_EDGE posted...
Do we know each other?

@420TwiZtiD420
I doubt it

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TopicHow did you quit alcohol?
420TwiZtiD420
04/16/20 3:01:47 PM
#45
I just stopped cold turkey. I do consume THC daily, that is the way to go.

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TopicThis was my parked car this morning...
420TwiZtiD420
04/16/20 10:19:28 AM
#63
stone posted...
What's ironic is his name has 420 in it.. and not just once, TWICE!
We both burn but alcohol is terrible. Look at how many people die every year. Marijuana is like a butterknife next to a machete compared to alcohol.

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TopicDo you live with your mom?
420TwiZtiD420
04/16/20 9:41:47 AM
#2
No but Dad lives with me.

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Topic"It's not an insult if it's the truth!"
420TwiZtiD420
04/16/20 9:40:32 AM
#10
If you didn't troll every board people wouldn't attack you.

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TopicThis was my parked car this morning...
420TwiZtiD420
04/14/20 5:14:20 PM
#52
Squall28 posted...
I hate how ingrained into our culture alcohol is.
That makes two of us. Wife recently started drinking and I absolutely loathe it.

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TopicC/D: Tiger King is massively overrated
420TwiZtiD420
04/14/20 1:27:56 PM
#2
Here Kitty-Kitty...

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TopicAnyone clap any good cheeks lately?
420TwiZtiD420
04/13/20 1:52:36 PM
#2
With any luck tonight is the night

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TopicSo who here with Direct Deposit receive there Stimulus check?
420TwiZtiD420
04/13/20 10:00:02 AM
#60
I got it this morning.

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TopicI just had sex, and it felt so good!
420TwiZtiD420
04/10/20 9:52:35 AM
#12
Who was bigger?
TopicMy butthole is on fire
420TwiZtiD420
04/09/20 3:29:50 PM
#8
Does it taste spicy?
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