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ssj3vegeta
05/14/20 10:09:56 PM
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brotrrwinner
05/14/20 10:13:01 PM
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"oh hey, you're here for Nickelback too?"

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Bananana
05/14/20 10:26:42 PM
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Hexenherz
05/14/20 10:32:11 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Her face is ugly

Terrible fashion sense

Wrist band

Goes to concerts

Yeah, she's trash / 10
w t f to all of this how could one person be so wrong and so rude

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Tyrannosaurus
05/14/20 10:33:25 PM
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*you look at her shocked, realizing your beer bottle was exactly where she sat, and she seems unaffected*

Nice

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MagnusDJL
05/14/20 10:35:53 PM
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"Oh hey"
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MabusIncarnate
05/14/20 10:36:33 PM
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"No, just drunk"

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V-E-G-Y-
05/15/20 3:00:56 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Her face is ugly

Terrible fashion sense

Wrist band

Goes to concerts

Yeah, she's trash / 10

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Turbam
05/15/20 3:02:26 PM
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Looks like she has a small butt and ugly feet
Would ignore.

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Kajagogo
05/15/20 3:05:53 PM
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I would smile slightly, and then go back to ignoring her.

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Goes to concerts



You're a the concert too if she sat down next to you.

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uwnim
05/15/20 3:08:43 PM
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What is wrong with going to concerts?

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PIITB415
05/15/20 3:09:20 PM
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"Hey, what are you doing after this? Let's have an after party at mine".

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Panthera
05/15/20 3:18:26 PM
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I would politely tell her that I was saving that seat for an abnormally large leopard I'm friends with and that she should move before he comes back because he gets cranky when people take his seat

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Odoylerules
05/15/20 3:19:02 PM
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Looks like a cam ho
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Kajagogo
05/15/20 3:19:03 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Would be the only one, could very likely be business related for my job. I've been offered to go to edc to do work but I declined.


If you're there for work, why are you sitting down, outside, on a wall?

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Lost_All_Senses
05/15/20 3:20:41 PM
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"Can you believe B2K is actually touring again? Against all odds. Just proves they're the greatest artists that ever existed"

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awezomerobot
05/15/20 3:34:35 PM
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Don't just sit there bust a move!

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420TwiZtiD420
05/15/20 3:36:01 PM
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I would say hi and then turn to my wife and wait for her to react. It would only get better from that point.

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Monolith1676
05/15/20 3:43:29 PM
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I'd offer her a carrot for those bunny teeth.

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XboxLegendary
05/15/20 3:45:26 PM
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"Will you take me as your personal butt-sniffing slave, oh magnificent Goddess?"
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