Current Events > Crude oil at $0.85 a barrel

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Awesome 04/20/20 1:54:47 PM #1:	Oh boy --- >_> <cite>Awesome posted [p:937756803] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Oh boy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 04/20/20 1:55:19 PM #2:	What about respectful oil --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:937756831] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>What about respectful oil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 04/20/20 1:55:23 PM #3:	is that a lot --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:937756837] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>is that a lot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 04/20/20 1:55:26 PM #4:	How much is that in gallons of gasoline? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:937756840] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>How much is that in gallons of gasoline?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 04/20/20 1:57:03 PM #5:	They dont have that or tp at my local grocer --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:937756926] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>They dont have that or tp at my local grocer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 04/20/20 1:57:23 PM #6:	BudDupree48 posted... What about respectful oil lol --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:937756939] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>BudDupree48 posted... </cite> <quote>What about respectful oil</quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtyPinky 04/20/20 1:57:25 PM #7:	I picked up some extra virgin olive oil for my mom, it was $18. Did I get ripped off? Is crude oil the slutty version of extra virgin olive oil? <cite>DirtyPinky posted [p:937756942] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>I picked up some extra virgin olive oil for my mom, it was $18. Did I get ripped off? Is crude oil the slutty version of extra virgin olive oil? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/20/20 1:57:29 PM #8:	terrible times! --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:937756947] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>terrible times! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 04/20/20 1:57:45 PM #9:	Is that really what it's going for right now? That doesn't sound good. lol --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:937756966] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Is that really what it's going for right now? That doesn't sound good. lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/20/20 1:58:37 PM #10:	it's not! thought we were actually going to get to 0 for a minute there basically all storage is at capacity so that's a problem --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:937757011] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>it's not! thought we were actually going to get to 0 for a minute there basically all storage is at capacity so that's a problem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 04/20/20 1:58:40 PM #11:	Went negative oh wooooooow --- >_> <cite>Awesome posted [p:937757013] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Went negative oh wooooooow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/20/20 1:59:36 PM #12:	basically everyone at my work is on TEAMs like "fuck it i'm done for the day i'm getting drunk" so i started getting drunk --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:937757058] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>basically everyone at my work is on TEAMs like "fuck it i'm done for the day i'm getting drunk" so i started getting drunk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpenShut 04/20/20 2:00:48 PM #13:	The Trent posted... basically everyone at my work is on TEAMs like "fuck it i'm done for the day i'm getting drunk" so i started getting drunk What do you do for work? Pricing analysis for oil or something? Awesome posted... Went negative oh wooooooow Huh? I don't understand how that can happen. Like the barrel itself is worth more than the oil inside it, lol? <cite>OpenShut posted [p:937757135] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>basically everyone at my work is on TEAMs like "fuck it i'm done for the day i'm getting drunk" so i started getting drunk</quote>What do you do for work? Pricing analysis for oil or something? Awesome posted... </cite> <quote>Went negative oh wooooooow</quote>Huh? I don't understand how that can happen. Like the barrel itself is worth more than the oil inside it, lol? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 04/20/20 2:01:37 PM #14:	DirtyPinky posted... I picked up some extra virgin olive oil for my mom, it was $18. Did I get ripped off? Is crude oil the slutty version of extra virgin olive oil? Yep. Extra virgin olive oil is just made from olives that nobody fucked before stomping them for oils. Crude oil is from olives that have been fucked, but all the penis sheddings and genetic material is processed out before it's sold, so it's really not that big a deal. It's stomped all the same, and the oil is collected from the stomped olives, so if you're comfortable consuming something that's been under a stranger's bare feet, then a bare penis shouldn't be that much different. --- Cluck. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:937757188] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>DirtyPinky posted... </cite> <quote>I picked up some extra virgin olive oil for my mom, it was $18. Did I get ripped off? Is crude oil the slutty version of extra virgin olive oil?</quote>Yep. Extra virgin olive oil is just made from olives that nobody fucked before stomping them for oils. Crude oil is from olives that have been fucked, but all the penis sheddings and genetic material is processed out before it's sold, so it's really not that big a deal. It's stomped all the same, and the oil is collected from the stomped olives, so if you're comfortable consuming something that's been under a stranger's bare feet, then a bare penis shouldn't be that much different. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/20/20 2:01:37 PM #15:	i work at an oil company that drills about 100 wells per year in west texas so, like, worse than pricing analysis because we're currently producing our product at a negative --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:937757189] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>i work at an oil company that drills about 100 wells per year in west texas so, like, worse than pricing analysis because we're currently producing our product at a negative </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J03can 04/20/20 2:05:50 PM #16:	Chicken_Butt posted... Yep. Extra virgin olive oil is just made from olives that nobody fucked before stomping them for oils. Crude oil is from olives that have been fucked, but all the penis sheddings and genetic material is processed out before it's sold, so it's really not that big a deal. It's stomped all the same, and the oil is collected from the stomped olives, so if you're comfortable consuming something that's been under a stranger's bare feet, then a bare penis shouldn't be that much different. Lol "penis sheddings" --- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! <cite>J03can posted [p:937757407] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Chicken_Butt posted... </cite> <quote>Yep. Extra virgin olive oil is just made from olives that nobody fucked before stomping them for oils. Crude oil is from olives that have been fucked, but all the penis sheddings and genetic material is processed out before it's sold, so it's really not that big a deal. It's stomped all the same, and the oil is collected from the stomped olives, so if you're comfortable consuming something that's been under a stranger's bare feet, then a bare penis shouldn't be that much different.</quote>Lol "penis sheddings" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420 04/20/20 2:18:51 PM #17:	Awesome posted... Went negative oh wooooooow Job security? I'm fucked --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>420TwiZtiD420 posted [p:937758152] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Awesome posted... </cite> <quote>Went negative oh wooooooow</quote>Job security? I'm fucked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MyTummyHurt 04/20/20 2:26:04 PM #18:	I thought oil was bouncing back? --- My Tummy Hurt <cite>MyTummyHurt posted [p:937758638] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>I thought oil was bouncing back?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TicketOak 04/20/20 2:29:52 PM #19:	MyTummyHurt posted... I thought oil was bouncing back? Back to the ground maybe. --- All Hail the Ticket Oak. All Hail the Ticket Oak. <cite>TicketOak posted [p:937758883] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>MyTummyHurt posted... </cite> <quote>I thought oil was bouncing back?</quote>Back to the ground maybe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 04/20/20 2:31:14 PM #20:	BudDupree48 posted... What about respectful oil Time to buy Lewd Oil. --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:937758961] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>BudDupree48 posted... </cite> <quote>What about respectful oil</quote>Time to buy Lewd Oil. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 04/20/20 2:32:21 PM #21:	Is my 401k gonna crash from this Cause I was strongly considering taking advantage of that no-penalty withdrawal going on right now --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:937759038] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Is my 401k gonna crash from this Cause I was strongly considering taking advantage of that no-penalty withdrawal going on right now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 04/20/20 2:39:59 PM #22:	CapnMuffin posted... Time to buy Lewd Oil. I'm in --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:937759484] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>CapnMuffin posted... </cite> <quote>Time to buy Lewd Oil.</quote> I'm in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Houston 04/20/20 2:43:22 PM #23:	Tired-Insomniac posted... Is my 401k gonna crash from this Cause I was strongly considering taking advantage of that no-penalty withdrawal going on right now No, it shouldn't. It's likely pretty diversified --- "Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Dr Seuss <cite>Houston posted [p:937759686] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted... </cite> <quote>Is my 401k gonna crash from this Cause I was strongly considering taking advantage of that no-penalty withdrawal going on right now</quote> No, it shouldn't. It's likely pretty diversified </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 04/20/20 2:46:56 PM #24:	Does that mean we can stop investing in fucking oil and pick literally any other fuel alternative like a smart country would now? --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:937759882] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Does that mean we can stop investing in fucking oil and pick literally any other fuel alternative like a smart country would now? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 04/20/20 2:47:16 PM #25:	One cent now lol <cite>Trumpo posted [p:937759905] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>One cent now lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/20/20 2:48:31 PM #26:	Dunno what this means --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:937759970] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Dunno what this means </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 04/20/20 2:48:33 PM #27:	where can i go to get paid to take some of this oil? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:937759972] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>where can i go to get paid to take some of this oil? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 04/20/20 2:48:39 PM #28:	Houston posted... No, it shouldn't. It's likely pretty diversified Woo. It's dropped with oil prices before but it's been steadily climbing for like a month now after the big crash. I want it to get a little bit higher before I cash out. --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:937759980] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Houston posted... </cite> <quote>No, it shouldn't. It's likely pretty diversified</quote> Woo. It's dropped with oil prices before but it's been steadily climbing for like a month now after the big crash. I want it to get a little bit higher before I cash out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 04/20/20 2:49:27 PM #29:	Jagr_68 posted... Does that mean we can stop investing in fucking oil and pick literally any other fuel alternative like a smart country would now? Not likely. Just gonna be some companies playing hot potato with the bad futures until the price goes back up and someone makes a nice little profit. It appears to have bottomed out at $-37 and is already coming back up. $-24 now. --- http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com ^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:937760017] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Jagr_68 posted... </cite> <quote>Does that mean we can stop investing in fucking oil and pick literally any other fuel alternative like a smart country would now?</quote>Not likely. Just gonna be some companies playing hot potato with the bad futures until the price goes back up and someone makes a nice little profit. It appears to have bottomed out at $-37 and is already coming back up. $-24 now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 04/20/20 2:49:58 PM #30:	so when do they start distributing it to us for free? --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:937760043] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>so when do they start distributing it to us for free? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/20/20 2:56:25 PM #31:	this is bonkers --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:937760406] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>this is bonkers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 04/20/20 2:58:57 PM #32:	Just put the oil back in the ground. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:937760551] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>Just put the oil back in the ground. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 04/20/20 3:14:04 PM #33:	The Trent posted... i work at an oil company that drills about 100 wells per year in west texas so, like, worse than pricing analysis because we're currently producing our product at a negative Cant they just...stop until stock goes down? --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:937761351] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>i work at an oil company that drills about 100 wells per year in west texas so, like, worse than pricing analysis because we're currently producing our product at a negative</quote> Cant they just...stop until stock goes down? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
puppy 04/20/20 3:18:00 PM #34:	How do I...buy the price of oil? Cause it has GOT to go up sooner or later. --- You look under puppy's message. You find a potion! <cite>puppy posted [p:937761585] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>How do I...buy the price of oil? Cause it has GOT to go up sooner or later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/20/20 3:22:34 PM #35:	pikachupwnage posted... Cant they just...stop until stock goes down? yes and no sometimes when you stop drilling you run into lease problems if you stop producing for too long you start to lose leases drilling and producing are two different things it can easily become a spiral situation my company went from running 5 rigs continuously to now running 1 on an intermittent basis to do the bare minimum to maintain our land leasehold so that future opportunities that we've already paid for don't go away --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:937761858] in Crude oil ... [t:78605606]...</cite> <quote>pikachupwnage posted... </cite> <quote>Cant they just...stop until stock goes down?</quote> yes and no sometimes when you stop drilling you run into lease problems if you stop producing for too long you start to lose leases drilling and producing are two different things it can easily become a spiral situation my company went from running 5 rigs continuously to now running 1 on an intermittent basis to do the bare minimum to maintain our land leasehold so that future opportunities that we've already paid for don't go away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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