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Doom_Art posted...

I already ran my routine this morning tho

Exercise isn't bad tho.

How the hell did she get in?

She used to be pretty...

Tool, October 25 2019 - gets better everytime I see them

MiguelCabrera24 posted...

They'll always be the Florida Marlins in my heart.

Also, you can curse now?

Abso-fucking-lutely you can! Took me a while to get used to it.

Yadoken posted...

Well, let's see if it uploads today...



Rate if you want.

I'm gonna give it an 8 out of 10. More than a handful which is nice and not too huge.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Imagine whatever nation you live in. Now replace it's leader with a drunk orangutan. That primate makes all the decisions for your nation.

Trump cant be accountable for individuals deliberately ignoring orders. That's on the individual.

au_gold posted...

Jeeeeeeeeezus!

Zurkon posted...

That took a turn I wasn't expecting

Divorced when I was 15. Mom moved from Texas to Oregon. It was a big change to say the least.

So on the other side of the world they dial 119 instead of 911?

Mind = blown

Keep on keeping on. I I wasn't listening to it for them in the first place.

6 inches of pain brothah!!!

6 inches of pain brothah!

Boobs are cool and all, butts are more for me.

RickyTheBAWSE posted...

I'm getting more hours of work while many of my friends are unlocking video game trophies and achievements... bitter sweet.

I'm in the same boat however I'm supporting my family so I can't really bitch. Rather make money than default on everything.

EnterTheTekken posted...

If there's anyone who's plugged into international Chinese affairs, it's Byron Callen.

Wrinks?

This thread

Whatever happens happens.

Lorenzo_2003 posted...

Damn, she was reckless.

I wonder what was her excuse.

If it were in the US, she'd have ran out of Toilet Paper already most likely.

Who would have thought

KillerSlaw posted...

They always want 6 inches till you put it in their butt

This is true. I can confirm. Front door is fine. Back door is exit only. Front door is way better. Self lubricating and all that.

Nothing has changed yet. Sucks because I hear all about oil prices dropping so low our industry is in real jeopardy. Taking it one day at a time for the time being. Down in South Texas, fyi.

Still working. Waa pulling 65 hours a week. Just yesterday got my hours cut back to about 45 per week. We'll see how long that lasts...

krazychao5 posted...

man...that's a copious amount of weed you smoke.

Between my wife and I, it's not that bad.

Not illegal unless you stuck your tongue in there for a quick taste. Then that would likely be assault.

The 'es' implies you were there for a substantial period. How long?

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Some days its against the rules, some days it isnt, some users its sometimes allowed and some users its never allowed.

But this is why with a lot of things in life you dont wait until youre out to stock up. You dont wait until your car stops driving before putting gas in it.

This is why I stocked up. As for TP thats another story

Artisan1990 posted...

Huh. Well all I have to say I guess is this Corona bs is making already scarce supplies near impossible to find. And I is a sad panda.

I've been buying an OZ every week since this whole thing started as I had a feeling supply would be limited. Only consume about a qtr a week. In any case, I didnt want to go without.

Edit: watch this get taken down in 3...2...1...

Its amazing. I drink unsweet iced tea every day. Some of you are uncultured.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

When you shower, your hair will run down your body and get tangled around your dick.

Just thought everyone should know.

This is an everyday occurence for me

Tired-Insomniac posted...

I'll probably catch it from my office. No one takes time off when they're sick because they don't get enough PTO to take sick and vacation days, and everyone would rather come in and infect their coworkers so they can have an extra vacation day.

Same situation here at my place of employment. Only difference is if you call in saying you're sick the owner throws a huge fit.

Irony posted...

Does deeding count?

What is this deeding you speak of?

Aaaand... I'm working all day. Clocking 124 hours the last two weeks. Probably going to go home and sleep afterwards. Not too special around here.

Everytime I've been to Houston it rains. No matter the season. Always raining. Everyone bitches about traffic but it was never really that bad. Then again, I wasn't in morning/afternoon traffic so maybe my opinion is invalid.

a-c-a-b posted...

I'll do at least 2 of those things for sure.

I'm gonna say it's the last two.

Drink some water, eat some bacon. Smoke a bowl. Rub one out.

uwnim posted...

I mean, the only people in this topic who are offended have been the ones who were offended that we could possibly take it as being racist.
Everyone else was making jokes or recognizing that it wasnt intended that way.

I assumed this was a smaller portion of the online community. If people on gamefaqs are even bringing it up it's likely other places as well.

Truthfully I didn't go through the whole thread before posting, just saw the OP and commented. Guess I shouldn't have assumed.

uwnim posted...

So are you being offended right now just because you like to be?

I'm not offended i am perplexed how this can cause an uproar.

On the surface its perfectly harmless - for those SJWs this means war. Its charlie fucking brown. People are obsessed with being offended nowadays. Smdh.

Will we ever get a season two of altered carbon?

Mine eyes

Kung Fu Hustle

"What are you staring at? Do you want the number to my tailor?"

No. My wife, on the other hand, channels Austin Powers after being thawed out.

twitterfriends posted...

And in in none of these stories do you seemed to be involved or have a care in a world, you're such a loving and caring brother and cousin that all you do is talk crap about them online instead of being a positive influence lmao

Can't help people that don't want it.

Nothing wrong with observing from a distance.

30

In a world of absolutes, if God exists Satan has to for there to be balance.

Damnit. I only make like 43k a year. I am such a loser.