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Topicthis is the fire emblem topic
Sarcasthma
02/22/20 4:52:15 PM
#2
Actually, this is the weenie boys topic.

Which probably explains why I'm here.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNevada Caucus Thread
Sarcasthma
02/22/20 4:24:08 PM
#6
Mead posted...
how do I donate to your campaign
Check with your local sperm bank for more info.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNevada Caucus Thread
Sarcasthma
02/22/20 9:47:03 AM
#2
Nevada Caucus is actually my pornstar name.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topictrolling boomers on facebook
Sarcasthma
02/22/20 9:40:49 AM
#37
BarbaricAvatar posted...
You actually think TC's clever enough for that?!
Don't I?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topictrolling boomers on facebook
Sarcasthma
02/22/20 9:35:24 AM
#35
BarbaricAvatar posted...
If one has to tell people that they're trolling then they're a fucking useless troll.
Unless they were never actually trolling but the whole saying they were trolling part was just a ruse to rile people up.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topiczelda needs a new story.
Sarcasthma
02/22/20 6:27:48 AM
#16
vegeta120688 posted...
Without reading the replies I wonder if any nerds shook their fist at (computer/phone), and started ranting and explaining wind waker, too bad that game was trash
Look at this nerd shaking their fist/computer/phone.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou'd never believe what I found at work today
Sarcasthma
02/20/20 5:30:41 PM
#7
DirtBasedSoap posted...


from gamestops website
TC basically won the lottery.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYo Krazy_Kirby
Sarcasthma
02/17/20 4:01:05 AM
#1
Why are you in purgatory, dude?

What'd you do this time?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre there still ninjas?
Sarcasthma
02/15/20 11:58:02 PM
#5
Yeah. Turns out the real ninjas were in our hearts all along.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBrits build Plasma Rocket Engine that will get to Mars in 1/2 time...
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 8:10:21 PM
#5
darcandkharg31 posted...
Imagine if a big Solar flare just happened out of nowhere like in Knowing and we all died, could happen.
I'd bend over and let it go up my butt.

Everyone would treat me like a hero, but in reality I just did it for the sexual thrill.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicrc exposed me to this and you have to see it too
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 8:07:58 PM
#4
omg rc your voice is so beautiful

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topici'm having crab legs delivered to me from the grocery store
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 7:45:54 PM
#2
Your sig still makes me laugh to this day.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou've got a lotta nerve...
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 5:44:19 PM
#10
ParanoidObsessive posted...
If you unraveled all of the nerves in the average human body and strung them end to end, you could reach the moon.
And also it'd probably be really gross.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat the fuck did I just read?
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 5:18:00 PM
#26
Because you always post these kinds of things and expose us to sides of ourselves that we didn't want to know about.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat the fuck did I just read?
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 5:12:40 PM
#24
Right side says:
A cat with a dirty mouth!

Left side says:
Forced penetration

Bottom says:
A cat with sex holes!

My mind says:
Delta why

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is OguriSama?
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 4:52:43 PM
#13
:'D

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is OguriSama?
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 4:49:24 PM
#10
I think we just soul-bonded or some shit.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is OguriSama?
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 4:48:39 PM
#8
Holy shit, what are the odds.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is OguriSama?
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 4:48:15 PM
#6
A miserable little pile of Simpsons quotes.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy wife was on tv this morning.
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 3:46:05 PM
#21
SunWuKung420 posted...
Those are some delicious-looking pieroigiees.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPredict the RT score day 3 : Sonic
Sarcasthma
02/14/20 3:19:59 AM
#17
You should include the results from the other topics in this series.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicReally wish Netflix would remove the censors for cursing
Sarcasthma
02/13/20 5:43:23 PM
#7
inb4 this topic gets closed and TC runs off like always

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWarning about the PokeBank update
Sarcasthma
02/13/20 12:55:11 AM
#2
Did you send them an email?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRate this white girl: Elyse Willems
Sarcasthma
02/12/20 11:41:51 PM
#19
SunWuKung420 posted...
That's a women, not a girl.
Actually, thats just one woman.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHello everyone
Sarcasthma
02/12/20 5:43:08 PM
#9
trodi_911 posted...
Muffinzorz, is that you?
I hope not. That guy was pretty annoying (and really obsessed with Error for some reason).

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRate this white girl: Elyse Willems
Sarcasthma
02/12/20 5:38:34 PM
#8
Elbows arent pointy enough 8/10

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGoogle Maps is fucking stupid (Dublin Donuts topic)
Sarcasthma
02/12/20 5:31:54 PM
#4
PK_Spam posted...
I was angry while making this topic tbh
Ive heard anger is a very Irish emotion.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGoogle Maps is fucking stupid (Dublin Donuts topic)
Sarcasthma
02/12/20 5:30:06 PM
#2
So does Dublin Donuts sell Irish donuts, and if so, what exactly is an Irish donut?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often to you burn what you're trying to cook?
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 10:18:08 PM
#27
Hmmmmmm...

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often to you burn what you're trying to cook?
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 10:16:50 PM
#25
FrozenBananas posted...
Oh my god this place is filled with liars I cant believe it hahahah
Which poll choice did you go with?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often to you burn what you're trying to cook?
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 10:15:57 PM
#24
LinkPizza posted...
the joke didn't not...
Ah! A double negative!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often to you burn what you're trying to cook?
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 10:10:16 PM
#20
LinkPizza posted...
I'm still a baller on a budget. But most pans come in groups of more than one. I mean, you can buy only one. But you can get more for you buck if you buy a set...
Look at Mr. Didntgetthejoke over here.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often to you burn what you're trying to cook?
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 10:08:58 PM
#18
SunWuKung420 posted...
Pfft, I have 3 pans and a cast iron baking dish!
Youre a cast iron baking dish.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often to you burn what you're trying to cook?
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 10:06:06 PM
#16
LinkPizza posted...
What if you used two different pans?
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often to you burn what you're trying to cook?
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 10:01:54 PM
#14
I did the opposite and undercooked some rice while making paella once.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy parents are bitching to me about picking me up at the airport
Sarcasthma
02/11/20 8:34:23 PM
#18
SunWuKung420 posted...
It's almost as if there is something big about your life that you should tell them and just maybe they'll stop acting like they can treat you like a child.

They treat him like a child because he hasnt come out to them?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNice, look what my mom got me as a pre-valentines day gift
Sarcasthma
02/08/20 10:39:55 AM
#3
Well my mom got me a new dad, so HA.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe Fantastic Four gain a new member with each post
Sarcasthma
02/08/20 6:49:56 AM
#21
Smarkil posted...
I'm...not certain some of you know what alliteration is
Zeus!

Edit: Although I've heard some people argue that alliterations include repeated sounds at the end of words.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPepperoni pizza
Sarcasthma
02/08/20 12:33:15 AM
#7
Revelation34 posted...
Wherever it upsets the vegan the most.
What an epic troll!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat's a good cologne?
Sarcasthma
02/08/20 12:29:30 AM
#2
Axe

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe Fantastic Four gain a new member with each post
Sarcasthma
02/07/20 10:07:54 PM
#13
The Centennial Seventeen

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes this site have a dark mode?
Sarcasthma
02/05/20 3:23:53 AM
#27
dragon504 posted...
The best kind of towering, over children.
Its pretty empowering.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes this site have a dark mode?
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 5:51:01 PM
#23
dragon504 posted...
Do you tend to tower over people a lot?
Yeah, but only because I teach at elementary and junior high schools. There wasnt much towering back when I taught high schoolers.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes this site have a dark mode?
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 5:11:36 PM
#18
dragon504 posted...
@Sarcasthma

How tall are you, and how does that affect you in ole Japanland?
Im 174cm tall, so I dont have to worry about hitting my head on anything (except when Im inside really old buildings like castles).

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes this site have a dark mode?
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 4:40:35 PM
#14
DirtBasedSoap posted...
did you seriously just assume all soaps are related? thats really fucked up, man. @Sarcasthma
I heckin swear it was an accident.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTokyo must be an AWFUL place to live
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 12:30:30 PM
#7
miki_sauvester posted...
It's a fun place to live if you're an eventer.
An eventer? Like someone who likes attending events?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIf you could have a childhood video game remade, what would you like?
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 8:58:55 AM
#40
Golden Sun for sure

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes this site have a dark mode?
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 6:55:36 AM
#5
Anyways, click "Change Colors" near the bottom of this page.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes this site have a dark mode?
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 6:54:29 AM
#4
Oh shit, was I accidentally being racist? My b. :p

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes this site have a dark mode?
Sarcasthma
02/04/20 6:45:43 AM
#2
@DirtBasedSoap

Are you guys family?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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