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TopicLasagna or Spaghetti
divot1338
03/23/20 9:20:06 PM
#14
Lasagna is good but I also enjoy spaghetti with meatballs.

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TopicI mean with the craze of crafting games, why the FUCK haven't we got a McGyver
divot1338
03/23/20 7:32:08 PM
#6
E32005 posted...
they were gonna make an sg1 game?
There was an mmo in alpha/beta around when SG:U was on the air. It got canceled.

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TopicYour reaction: Your daughter's boyfriend looks exactly like you did as a teen.
divot1338
03/23/20 7:30:35 PM
#39
UnfairRepresent posted...
Do you know what your parents looked like when they were teenagers?
yes

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TopicI mean with the craze of crafting games, why the FUCK haven't we got a McGyver
divot1338
03/23/20 7:30:19 PM
#4
E32005 posted...
I'd only go for it if RDA voices him. But I'd rather have an SG-1 RPG.
I feel really cheated they canceled the last one.

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TopicI mean with the craze of crafting games, why the FUCK haven't we got a McGyver
divot1338
03/23/20 7:27:00 PM
#2
*duct tapes a copy of Half Life to a paperclip*

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TopicThat's right "ice man" I am dangerous
divot1338
03/23/20 7:19:02 PM
#3
TopicYour reaction: Your daughter's boyfriend looks exactly like you did as a teen.
divot1338
03/23/20 7:16:13 PM
#36
UnfairRepresent posted...
She obviously doesn't realize because she never met you as a teen.

She invites him round to introduce you and when he arrives and eats your food all you can think of is how much he looks like you did.

https://i.imgur.com/cLU4C1A.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
Go back in time and bring my teenage self forward to cause hijinks.

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TopicGangs of Rio De Janeiro are enforcing lockdown
divot1338
03/23/20 6:58:33 PM
#16
Shotgunnova posted...
"You came to the wrong neighborhood," shouted the blood-thirsty cutthroat. "...Because the lockdown curfews must be enforced if we're all to be safe. Please pay attention to the local procedures and stay tuned for further information."
lol


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TopicBill Mitchell: Is there something in italian genes that makes this worse
divot1338
03/23/20 12:22:33 PM
#8
At least hes not disparaging a group thats known for holding a grudge.

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TopicDOW Jones now lower than when Trump took office.
divot1338
03/23/20 12:12:58 PM
#5
Lock him up

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TopicOof I called my boss out in our staff wide zoom meeting and he called me after
divot1338
03/23/20 12:10:13 PM
#11
It does sound like he massively jumped the gun although maybe youre about to become several people and its not your exclusive contract.

But that probably wouldnt be something Id reveal in a company wide meeting.

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TopicStimulus bill fails because GOP wouldn't let Democrats help make it
divot1338
03/23/20 11:30:51 AM
#106
dave_is_slick posted...
Where's Agent 47 when you need him?
I dont know but that bald waiter over there looks scary af.

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TopicCFO: Please show users how to turn on their laptop so they can WFH
divot1338
03/23/20 10:41:48 AM
#5
I gotta imagine there are a few more steps involved in working from home than turn on laptop.

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TopicDid Obama ever single out a Fox reporter for an innocent enough question?
divot1338
03/23/20 10:38:45 AM
#17
So your argument that Obama is more aggressive against the media than Trump is James Rosen, the reporter who they claimed was trying to get a State Department official to leak information on North Korea missile programs.

The same James Rosen that was fired by Fox for sexually harassing people?

Sure sounds legit.

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TopicAirpods are only worn by tools
divot1338
03/23/20 10:13:24 AM
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TopicAirpods are only worn by tools
divot1338
03/23/20 10:04:52 AM
#12
Every time I see someone wearing ear pods Im reminded of the end of the hair gel scene from Theres Something about Mary.

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TopicDonald Trump Jr.: You people truly suck!
divot1338
03/23/20 9:50:12 AM
#61
Google says 10g of caffeine is the fatal dose for most humans.

So it seems like everyone has fallen into the most common trap when talking about dumb shit said by a Trump.

First verify that the initial statement is in fact correct before deciding if hes lying to you or not.

For reference a cup of covfefe contains 95 mg of caffeine, or 100x less than what he was bitching about.

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TopicStocks are screwed tomorrow...
divot1338
03/23/20 9:44:12 AM
#19
40 days from now the virus will have fully impacted the United states.

Thats a good place to start.

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TopicAnyone use the RobinHood stock app?
divot1338
03/23/20 9:41:43 AM
#7
DemonBuffet posted...
isnt it the best time? Lots of stock down right?
If you invest before the rebound you are losing money.

No one should invest anything for another 40 days at least until the virus has reached peak exposure in the US. You have to assume the market is going to be in constant freefall until then.

If you do somehow deduce when the market has bottomed out then yes, by all means invest.

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TopicStocks are screwed tomorrow...
divot1338
03/22/20 8:14:38 PM
#15
NightMarishPie posted...
Explain it to me like I'm a huge dumbass with stocks (I am). Are they gonna be super low? If so, wouldn't that mean buy?
Buy when they are at the minimum price.

Until then you are just losing money.

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TopicStocks are screwed tomorrow...
divot1338
03/22/20 8:00:29 PM
#5
Storks are screwed.

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Topicdats quite da wedgie
divot1338
03/22/20 4:05:00 PM
#16
SerperiorThanU posted...
Isnt bare ass moddable
There was a second thong under the first.

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TopicAnyone use the RobinHood stock app?
divot1338
03/22/20 3:43:57 PM
#4
This seems like a bad time to start investing.

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TopicA leaked U.S. document predicts 96 million coronavirus cases
divot1338
03/22/20 3:35:58 PM
#12
jstewart01 posted...
Corona can go airborne about 1.8 meters
Until the mucus lands.

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TopicHow do you go from Obama to Trump
divot1338
03/22/20 3:35:12 PM
#39
malenz posted...
the left overplayed their hand and pissed off too much of the silent majority
They are neither silent nor the majority.

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TopicA leaked U.S. document predicts 96 million coronavirus cases
divot1338
03/22/20 3:33:45 PM
#7
Were number one!

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TopicEven isis is telling people to stay home yet yuppies still on they spring break
divot1338
03/22/20 10:30:44 AM
#35
God_Of_Entirety posted...
cornoa is airborne
No it isnt.

You have to get mucus on you.

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TopicDoes anyone love you as much as this girl loves this guy?
divot1338
03/21/20 1:34:35 PM
#16
All dogs are boys. All cats are girls.

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TopicIs there any story in which the "rebels" are the bad guys?
divot1338
03/21/20 1:28:04 PM
#80
Tenlaar posted...
If killing those 99 people was to save a million from a terrorist with a nuke then it would be childish to view it in such a black and white way
No one said it wouldnt be childish. But youre not a good guy when you kill a bunch of innocent people no matter how you rationalize it.

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TopicCoronavirus 9: Cabin Fever
divot1338
03/21/20 1:15:23 PM
#464
6_7__8910 posted...
https://twitter.com/bbcbreaking/status/1241410477504237568?s=21

793. Holy hell
Exponential growth. Assume it will be 1200-1400 next.

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TopicWhat does 8÷2(2+2) = ?
divot1338
03/21/20 12:46:18 PM
#177
Philip027 posted...
This.

82(2+2)
2+2 is done first because parentheses
82(4)
Next is 82 because M+D in PEMDAS is obeyed from left to right (same with A+S)
4(4)
Last is 4*4
16

I think the reason people are coming up with a solution of 1 is because they're forgetting M+D and A+S in PEMDAS are grouped together. You don't multiply first before you do dividing; you do them together from left to right, whichever happens to come first. When they reach the 82(4) step, they do 2*4 first, because they think multiplication steps are supposed to come before division steps, but this is incorrect.
Theyre doing it because nobody uses a after the third grade. Youll notice the OP didnt bother including that bit anywhere but the title.

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TopicWhat's the best sauce to have with chicken nuggets?
divot1338
03/21/20 12:42:30 PM
#30
Im almost afraid to ask but what is
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Yum-Yum Sauce

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TopicPicture
divot1338
03/21/20 12:05:54 PM
#12
MeIon Bread posted...
I thought that was something completely different at first.


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TopicWhat's the best sauce to have with chicken nuggets?
divot1338
03/21/20 12:05:12 PM
#16
ranch

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Topic1,000 checks from the goverment? How will it work?
divot1338
03/21/20 12:04:35 PM
#26
You guys do know that this is a $1000 loan not a $1000 gift, right?

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TopicIs there any story in which the "rebels" are the bad guys?
divot1338
03/21/20 12:01:37 PM
#56
TopicCoronavirus 9: Cabin Fever
divot1338
03/21/20 11:56:24 AM
#437
Hoe posted...
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=21
Cool. Doctor Trump is now prescribing medicine. Were fucked.

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TopicDoes anyone love you as much as this girl loves this guy?
divot1338
03/21/20 10:50:39 AM
#9
My dog definitely loves me more than that cat loves that guy.

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TopicCoronavirus 9: Cabin Fever
divot1338
03/21/20 10:41:20 AM
#408
Resaix posted...
Thanks Trump!
MAIA!

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TopicCoronavirus 9: Cabin Fever
divot1338
03/21/20 10:38:33 AM
#406
Tired-Insomniac posted...
Shit, they're gonna be the new Italy aren't they
No. The United States is the new Italy.

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TopicWhat does 8÷2(2+2) = ?
divot1338
03/21/20 10:36:56 AM
#169
Corrik7 posted...
There isn't any confusion. No parenthesis there means there isn't parenthesis. Simple as that.
But we were told they were implied.

And the plural of parenthesis is parentheses. Anyone who is truly familiar with math would surely know that.

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TopicDreama Walker - Y/N?
divot1338
03/21/20 10:35:17 AM
#52
Her face is unsettling and makes me want to not look at it.

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TopicWhat does 8÷2(2+2) = ?
divot1338
03/21/20 10:31:32 AM
#167
Corrik7 posted...
I like to be redundant for those who can't do simple math in hopes they get what I am saying easier.
If that were the case then where are all the parentheses to clear up the confusion that is caused by mixing and matching division symbols and fractions.

Oh right this is just google math for trollin.

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TopicRachel Maddow urges networks not to air Trump. Says his misinformation will kill
divot1338
03/21/20 10:03:01 AM
#17
UnfairRepresent posted...
Just get him pre-prepared comments or have him present and talking up togetherness and the US while someone else does the big talk.
They did that already. He screwed those up too.

Do you not remember any of the occasions when he was reading from the teleprompter when he sounded like he was hit by a tranquilizer dart?

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TopicNascar replacing canceled racing with virtual racing
divot1338
03/21/20 9:58:34 AM
#8
At least no one will get killed on the last lap by some a-hole.

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TopicWhat does 8÷2(2+2) = ?
divot1338
03/21/20 9:48:38 AM
#150
Rimmer_Dall posted...
I didn't. Did you? I have not made a mistake. You simply don't understand order of operations as well as you think you do. Multiplication and division, having the same priority, are done from left to right, end of story.
I am completely aware of how they work and Ive also seen this dumbass topic or one just like it about a hundred times on CE.

Since I doubt anyone past the third grade has written the sign for division (my phone doesnt even have the symbol for it) then yes this question is posted purely for trolling the masses of morons who have to use google to do math.

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TopicTrump ignored intelligence reports as far back as Jan warning pandemic
divot1338
03/21/20 9:39:41 AM
#56
In November or December the DoD gave him the results of a simulated pandemic originating in China that played out exactly like this did.

No one knew who was in charge of what, everyone ran out of everything, total clusterfuck.

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TopicY'all sad about Kenny Rogers?
divot1338
03/21/20 9:37:05 AM
#4
Kenny Rogers Roasters?

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TopicCheck out this heroic as fuck cate
divot1338
03/21/20 9:31:45 AM
#13
Cat: What are stairs?

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