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| Topic | Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town will have same-sex marriage |
| MrMallard 05/03/20 2:36:16 AM #24 | Delirious_Beard posted... unfortunately they ruined her in this remakeI prefer the cutesy art style of the older games, sure - but I can't say I'm surprised. The Story of Seasons games have had that more modern chibi look ever since the Natsume lawsuit ended, and it makes sense to "evolve" the character design to a degree. I would prefer the more simplistic chibi designs from the original games, but look at how chibi character design has been going about since the 3DS in games like Bravely Default. She still looks enough like Elli for me to recognise the character. It's a step down, and I imagine that the stylistic shift is going to be a step down from Friends of Mineral Town on the GBA, but I wouldn't call it "ruined". I thought it was gonna be a trainwreck on are with Titans-era Crash Bandicoot or Skylanders-era Spyro. It's not ideal, but it's not unprecedented with the other games in the series and I feel like they're at least trying to capture the spirit of the character in this new game. idk why she needs puffy shoulders, that's dumb, but that's just kinda how Story of Seasons designs their characters nowadays. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | The Last of us II board has become infested by /pol/. |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 4:50:15 PM #93 | I'm particularly passionate about the whole deal with Alec Holowka because I had just finished Night in the Woods a couple months before his suicide. I liked Night in the Woods a lot, Alec's music was particularly fantastic and his programming was so integral to the Night in the Woods experience that any future NitW projects were cancelled by the IP holders. He was truly talented. I read his sister's statement before I learned about the greater context of what had happened. I read his co-worker's statement discussing how Alec's behavior had made his life really hard. And I saw the reaction to his death mired in the same stupid Gamergate horseshit of "let's harass Zoe Quinn for doing the wrong thing", with none of those people even knowing Alec's name or bringing up his eulogy or anything. They saw a name they recognised as an enemy, they saw that accusations were levelled and someone died, and they decided that this was a deliberate act of malice on her part and that she should be branded a liar and a murderer for it. That's it. They didn't care that someone died, they didn't care enough to even know his name. They only cared about blaming someone for it. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | The Last of us II board has become infested by /pol/. |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 4:18:53 PM #84 | Sad_Face posted... You can twist GamerGate however you want. But remember that Gamer Gate doesn't have blood on their hands, SJW drove a developer to suicide thanks to getting manipulated and whipped into shaming action by Zoe Quinn.That developer was Alec Holowka, programmer and musician for Night in the Woods. The tweet, to my recollection, didn't name names - but it did discuss a relationship in which Zoe felt that she was being pretty heavily abused/gaslit by her partner, and was at one of the lowest points of her life. People connected the dots, using the time period to work out that she was talking about Alec. And then he killed himself when a backlash emerged. Alec Holowka was a difficult person, with a fellow developer describing him as "the driving force behind the worst years of my life" in his obituary to him. When discussing his death, his sister said that he had a lot of demons, and while he had been working on them and going to therapy, there were periods of his life where Alec's influence didn't have a positive effect on those around him. Of course his death was a loss, and she loved him, but in his passing she acknowledged that he had his struggles in life. Alec's sister also specifically said "don't use my brother's death to go and harass people", which literally no-one fucking heeded, and they decided to call Zoe Quinn a murderer. No nuance, no wider discussion of Alec as a person or the effect his behavior had on the people around him - her tweet drove a man to suicide, so she's a murderer. But all this information was available in the wake of Alec's death. His sister denied none of it, and she didn't hold Zoe Quinn accountable for her brother's death. I think there's truth to Zoe's account, even today. The timing and aftermath of it is unfortunate, but I don't think it was posted out of malice either, with intent to harm. Because there's a wider context to consider here. Zoe Quinn was likely in a toxic relationship with Alec Holowka - no-one denies this. When she made her tweets, I doubt she was in contact with Alec, but by virtue of her not including his name she wasn't intending to target and harass him - just discuss an unhealthy relationship. And I doubt anyone could have seen that series of events leading to Alec committing suicide. There was no intent to harass or harm, and Alec's family bore her no ill will in their official statement, even going as far as to say "don't use my brother's death to harass anyone". And it's this nuance that those Gamergate shits have always sorely lacked, which is how an unsubstantiated claim of "my indie developer girlfriend fucked a reviewer to get a good score for her game" led to people taking pictures outside of her house and threatening to rape her if she liked sex so much. It's how people jumped straight to "Zoe Quinn wanted Alec Holowka to suffer, and now he's dead, so the heinous, disingenuous bitch murdered him". --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | when did all those ce discords start happening anyway >_> |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:44:33 PM #13 | yeah, it's all for the meme lol but damn, that's a glowing letter of recommendation if I've ever read one --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | when did all those ce discords start happening anyway >_> |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:41:30 PM #9 | Choco posted... shut the fuck upand that's why nobody invites you to their discord server :) --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | How can Democrats even pretend to have the moral high ground right now? |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:37:04 PM #72 | Because "their guy" still meets the standard that Donald Trump met when he was elected president, with the caveat that he hasn't defended white supremacists as "very fine people", and characterised open white supremacy and the protest of such beliefs as an issue where "both sides are bad". I don't like this Biden shit as much as the next guy, but if the right want to bitch about this, they need to realise that they're just reaping what they sowed. When Donald Trump was accused of the same thing, they rallied behind him and insisted that the reports were greatly exaggerated or not true at all. Now the DNC is stopping to the same fucking level - which is disgusting to see when they had a perfectly fine candidate ready to go instead of this buffoon - and now the right wants to talk about alleged sexual assault, about suitability for office. Donald Trump set a precedent for this kind of shit. That's why. This is okay now in the eyes of many --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | when did all those ce discords start happening anyway >_> |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:30:16 PM #4 | I dunno, I was invited to my first one like three years years ago --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | The Last of us II board has become infested by /pol/. |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:24:46 PM #66 | Umbreon posted... Oh yeah, that's true."My girlfriend cheated on me with a game reviewer so her game would get a better score" Posted on multiple sites, removed from most, picked up I think on 4chan. Said game was a free Twine game called Depression Quest, which tried to be an interactive depiction of what living with depression would be like. She didn't stand to profit in any way from fucking a game reviewer, as it was free and pretty niche. This exploded into "ethics in games journalism" over the course of months, because a bunch of rat-faced incels decided that she was worth taking down for this egregious, unproven crime. And when the crowd got big, the energy got redirected towards mainstream game sites for shady review scores and the like. The thing is that the ethics of mainstream game sites was worth discussing, what with the different sponsorship deals going around - full webpage ads for a single game, usually followed up by a decent review score. But then a guy writes a critical review of Max Payne 3, for which Rockstar ordered a full webpage ad for, and that reviewer was fired. If the issue was about "ethics in games journalism", there were cooler heads who were ready to come to the table and discuss the issue. But no, it was steeped in stupid, hot-headed talking points like "Anita Sarkeesian is anti-video game! Zoe Quinn fucked a man for a good score! Feminists are ruining games, and it's only a matter of time before there's nothing left for real, hardcore gamers!" It was window dressing to bitch about women. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town will have same-sex marriage |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:10:06 PM #9 | Yoooooo, time to lesbian-marry Elli --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | The Last of us II board has become infested by /pol/. |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:07:53 PM #61 | Like shit man, people were taking pictures of other people's houses and leaving vague, menacing comments on them. When the anti-Gamergate crowd brought these up as instances of stalking and harrassment, Gamergaters piped up with "they're just pictures people took outside, it's not like they could help these houses being in the way!" That sort of shit really was like Pandora's box. A bunch of impressionable shitheads got radicalised, and they're still kicking around to get ass-blasted whenever something they don't like happens. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | The Last of us II board has become infested by /pol/. |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:02:43 PM #59 | Umbreon posted... People like that shouldn't be called "gamers". People like that give the rest of us a bad name.While I do think that things used to be slightly less toxic, I've heard accounts of how shitty and racist people were behaving about a game like San Andreas when it came out. "I'm meant to relate to a PC, how am I meant to relate to a black man?" sort of shit. I also think "gamer culture" was where terms like "feminazi" kinda took off, at least around the PS3/360 era. But honestly I think the turning point for this sort of toxicity is Gamergate. Nothing's ever really been the same since. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | The Last of us II board has become infested by /pol/. |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 2:17:03 PM #43 | "What is Neil Druckmann's goal in appealing to Anita Sarkeesian?" I tell you what, Gamergate really did send some people spiralling off the deep end. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Why don't the doctors just use three pills of the same color to kill coronavirus |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 2:04:32 PM #4 | Thanks TC, that was the best smile I've had recently. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | I hate how Tinder added the global search feature for everyone now |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 6:14:57 AM #7 | deupd_u posted... My wiener isn't 10,000 miles longThat sounds like a "you" problem, bud --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Troy Baker and Nolan North had a falling out over their Youtube channel. |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 5:12:09 AM #24 | EverDownward posted... This sounds like Game Grumps when Jon was around, except possibly more volatile?"Joel's face looks like someone just told him his daughter died, but he never wanted her anyway" --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | How's your quarantine beard going/hair cut? |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 5:09:44 AM #61 | I had a dream last night that I started to develop an actually decent goatee, but it took a month and a half for the moustache to start growing into the beard. It was not an accurate reflection of reality. My moustache is starting to really bug me, it really is just that wispy blond bum fluff with some extra thickness. I want to keep what I have of the beard, because I like to toy with it, but without the moustache I would look Amish at best or like a hardcore Gamergater at worst. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Cr1tikal CALLS OUT Dunkey HATERS and JOJO fans !!! |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:04:28 AM #17 | I honestly prefer Cr1tikal's older YouTube drama videos. When he was covering "douchetubers" every other video. That was the peak of his content imo. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | April 30th is the day Hitler killed himself! Somebody baked a cake! Yaaaaay!!! |
| MrMallard 05/02/20 3:02:21 AM #70 | Questionmarktarius posted... The greatest thing Hitler accomplished, was killing Hitler.The worst part about that is that we can't even celebrate the man who killed Hitler, because it's fucking Hitler. ngl, I had my timing wrong on this topic - I thought it was still April 30th in America. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | April 30th is the day Hitler killed himself! Somebody baked a cake! Yaaaaay!!! |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 12:48:44 PM #1 | :) --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Trump very find people 2.0 |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 11:52:19 AM #89 | DirkDiggles posted... Armed terrorists stormed the Capitol building in Michigan. Why aren't these people put down or arrested? --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Trump very find people 2.0 |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 10:32:44 AM #65 | Shablagoo posted... I saw the screenshots, some of them at least.Yeah, I'm pretty sure Caution owned that Discord server and allowed that sort of talk. On top of laughing at the n-word and the like. Dude just sort of cultivated that environment, let it thrive under his watchful wing. And of course, he's a part of a subreddit which accepted a user who spammed it with beastiality porn, and which later contained a post "suggesting" the userbase raid a GameFAQs board and "let the beastiality guy loose on it". Even if we discount his weird racist discord, it's clear that this dude keeps some questionable company and gets himself caught up in all sorts of non-ToS mischief when nobody's around to tell him what to do. It makes it so slimy when he comes into political topics and acts like he's arguing for the less shitty side. Ever since his discord dropped, it's been L after L for this guy - like jeez. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Trump very find people 2.0 |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 10:21:01 AM #49 | Doom_Art posted... wait did he really say thatI was in at least one discord chat where he got ousted for his secret discord server. Some dude made his way into the room, screencapped the chat and posted them around. Shit was nuts. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | If Ultimate Warrior lived he'd probably be in office right now |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 10:19:08 AM #2 | Dude could actually throw Donald Trump around if Vince McMahon wasn't at the top of the food chain, licking his nuts. Donald Trump is a jobber, and the Ultimate Warrior would put him in his place! --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Trump very find people 2.0 |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 10:15:22 AM #34 | Man, remember when Caution used to be cool? I do, it was before we found out he had a server dedicated to dropping the n-bomb and comparing minority races to animals. Dude's not worth taking seriously. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Trump very find people 2.0 |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 10:12:11 AM #24 | deupd_u posted... Imagine having a brain that believes these 2 things are related.I mean, a bunch of yahoos besieging a government building shouldn't be seen as more patriotic than a lone, peaceful protest by one person to protest racial persecution by the police. And yet look at the sheer number of people calling for violent revolution over pandemic control measures, being unimpeded by police, compared to the metric fuckton of negative attention and outright derision being levelled at a single man for a show of solidarity to victims of police brutality. It can be argued in the most extreme terms that both of them are attacks on America, where one is an armed militia attacking a government office because they're not allowed to get a haircut - which is currently in effect for understandable reasons, in that hundreds if not thousands of people stand to die if this recent virus goes unimpeded and these non-essential businesses remaining open would only serve to potentially spread the disease to a wider audience - and the other is an athlete taking a stand against an ideological issue, in which he views a disproportionate degree of violence being levelled against minorities by the police - which has historical precedent, and is meaningful to that athlete for his heritage, and which meaningfully affects no-one's way of life negatively. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Scenario: Hot 38 yo Latina mommy banging her daughter's virgin 18 yo girlfriend |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 6:09:53 AM #3 | I tell them that my brother Mitch died of cancer in hopes that they'll pity me and give me attention --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Australian lemonade is basically Sprite |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 4:59:57 AM #7 | boxington posted... damn, you guys don't have raspberry lemonade or mango lemonade?We do have raspberry lemonade, it's that raspberry Schweppes flavoring added to a glass of lemonade. We call it a firetruck. Pancake posted... whoa. what else is different? is that towel the same?Everyone has to wear ceiling harnesses, and if they break, you go falling into the sun. Keith_Valentine posted... Get the dry mixes. Or make it yourself. Guess how..? Fucking lemons, sugar, and water.Nah, I'm good. This is what I grew up with. My only other experiences with lemonade is this glurgey yellow mess that McDonalds puts out at summertime. Making lemonade just isn't as big a part of our culture as it is in American culture. Keith_Valentine posted... Also X-2 is actually a good game.It is a good game. I understand why folks don't like the story, but it's the perfect game for people who like watching numbers go up. It has a similar appeal to FF5, with the job system - perfect for completionists, especially since the game is built with New Game+ in mind. I haven't picked it up in ages tbh, a friend of mine asked if he could borrow a PS3 controller and he hasn't given it back yet. I've been getting by on Switch, with Animal Crossing, Mega Man X1-4, Minecraft and Doom 1 and 2. Also about to get back into A Robot Named Fight, since I finally got a pro controller and I can junk my PowerA wired controller with the wonky calibration. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Australian lemonade is basically Sprite |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 4:46:23 AM #1 | The closest you get to American lemonade is overpriced juice in the overpriced juice aisle at the supermarket. Otherwise, we just drink a Sprite-like beverage. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | I downloaded face app and goddamn I look like a pretty bitch |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 4:39:53 AM #13 | bruh, one of the most gratifying feelings I ever had with Faceapp was when I would load in a selfie and the filter would mistake me for a girl lmao --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | attn people who eat ass and pussy: would you eat this? |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 3:16:26 AM #11 | I eat pussy because it has a purpose, to make another person feel good. I would not eat vaginal bacterial yoghurt, because that purpose is not present. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Scenario: McDonalds tries to muscle into the Chinese food business with McRice |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 1:51:21 AM #8 | R1masher posted... that doesnt sound ChineseAll of their ads talk about providing an authentic Chinese food experience with all the convenience of McDonalds. They use lots of pretty gold lineart to depict Chinese dragons, and at the end of these they shrink down and form the golden arches. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Scenario: McDonalds tries to muscle into the Chinese food business with McRice |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 1:43:31 AM #1 | It comes in three fun flavours: curry rice, with the curry flavoring coming in a packet of shaker spices; Canadian Fusion rice, which is poutine with rice instead of fries; and barbeque rice, where the rice is mixed with a sticky Asian barbeque sauce. All three have about as much volume as a large fries, and they're all $5. Do you give it a try, and if so, which one would you prefer? --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Jesus people, can ya'll just stay home? |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 12:18:17 AM #21 | No, I need to exercise my constitutional right to seize a government building with a gun in my hand! Anything that amounts to less than that is fascism, pure and simple! Take my rights from my cold dead hands! --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | How gamefaqs got me in trouble at school. |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 12:16:15 AM #3 | Yeah, I feel that. Reminds me of the time I got in trouble for browsing GameFAQs at school. The year is 2014. I didn't have an account, I was just looking for answers to questions I had about Fallout 3, (I picked it up the other day). I was curious about this place called "Tenpenny Tower." So I searched it up, and found a something about the quest for Tenpenny Tower, but the link and topic was called, "Tenpenny Tower: Did I F#&% this up?" And, you know, it was a shitty 2008 gamefaqs topic, so I was just reading through and stuff. All of this during English class in 6th grade. And the teacher saw me reading, and was mad. Not because I was slacking off in class, but because the topic had the word "fuck" censored. And she thought I was being corrupted or something. I shit you not, I got a detention, my dad was called, and showed up to the school because they said he had to come in. I thought that shit was hilarious, that they thought I didn't know the word fuck existed in 6th grade. Then when my dad, teacher and I were all in a room, the teacher was like, "Why were you on that website during school?" Like I was on the hub or some shit. And in response, I shit you not, I said something like, "Your class is boring, and Fallout 3 isn't. What's the big deal?" My dad though that was funny and chuckled a bit. Then he had to pretend to be angry. Stupidest shit I've ever gotten in trouble for. But I randomly remembered it. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Boyfriend asks his girlfriend to pay $24 for each night she stays over |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 12:10:19 AM #44 | I'm not clicking on that "-bible" dogshit, they make enough money on regurgitated viral "news". It depends on how much she's staying over. If she's over one or two nights a week, maybe less, then dude needs to let it go. He's getting laid, they're having a good time, they have breakfast together etc. Unless he's really struggling, he shouldn't be hurting that bad. If she's over 4 or more times a week, consistently and without fail, taking showers and stuff - then ask her to move in, or barring that, to kick in some petty cash. If you're one person paying for the resources of 2 people, or even spreading that cost between yourself and a roommate, something's gotta give. Yeah, there's not being financially stable - sometimes you've gotta sacrifice a day or two, because you're getting some companionship out of it. But there's also paying the lion's share of an additional person who's a roommate in everything but name, who's at your place more often than not. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Having Boomers on my FB is cringy but you learn a lot |
| MrMallard 05/01/20 12:00:19 AM #17 | HylianFox posted... But really, is admitting that you ate glue and paint chips as a kid something you'd want people to know?"When I was a kid I done got kicked in the head by a horse! Didn't do me no harm! Coronavirus charged by 5G does more harm to your brain than that, because back in my day we only used natural remedies!" --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Zoomers are gonna grow up with the weirdest view of relationships |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 11:55:26 PM #39 | GuillermoGage posted... @Funkydog I was born in December 1990 which is apparently on the later end of "Millennial" and I hate the idea of everything in the opening topic. I've never used those trashy shitty dating apps where you just look at someone's face and shallowly "left swipe" or "right swipe". --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Zoomers are gonna grow up with the weirdest view of relationships |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 11:52:35 PM #37 | Alternatively, they're gonna look through the "oh but fighting is healthy! you guys aren't fighting? there must be something wrong!" mentality, and get the fuck over shows like Friends and HIMYM and how they depict relationships. I think they're gonna continue the work that millennials started. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Moron parent broadcasts his stupidity by TikToking smashing kids electronics |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 11:49:32 PM #37 | zado19 posted... Shoulda took the... never mind, its probably going to be moddedI think his parents already took a bottle or bourbon to his fetus, hoping it'd be as effective as a baseball bat to the head. Obviously it didn't work, but you can't say that his parents didn't make him who he is. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Having Boomers on my FB is cringy but you learn a lot |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 11:45:33 PM #11 | god I have a bunch of old fuddy-duddies who were bar workers at my favorite pubs on my timeline. They always treated me well, and I have a moderate to decent amount of affection for them, but they're all falling for the same stupid covid-19 misinformation shit and it's so fucking frustrating. Someone just shared this post that's like "we've had the Coronavirus vaccine for 19 years, wake up sheeple!" and it was a bottle of medicine with a scuffed up word ending in "ne", and the words "Coronavirus vaccine" on it. Someone debunked it thankfully, it was a dog vaccine for an entirely different strain of the virus (hence the "ne", not "id" on the bottle). There's also this woman who has a tenuous connection to my family, who's still friends with my mum. This is the kind of crowd she cultivates: she makes an incendiary post about the Catholic church for its high number of pedophiles, her friends list go into damage control and accuse her of being bigoted against religion. She makes a post about Islamic people "not assimilating" or shares a post that's like "back in my day if you didn't step into line, it was the belt if you were young or being run out of town if you were an adult. SHARE if you think we should Bring This Back!" with a picture of a woman in a burqa, and she gets the prerequisite 12 likes and a supportive comment about "the muslims" being too big for their boots. Facebook is a fucking trash heap, and someone should honestly break into one of their server locations and just fucking take to it with a flamethrower. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Child Brutalized by Cop for Smoking |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 4:04:12 PM #280 | remember when darkprince posted a picture of his sleeping wife? --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Post and I will tell you if I hate you |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 3:52:59 PM #90 | Hate away, sister. Hate away. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Tara Reade (Biden's accuser)'s mom calling in to Larry King in 1993 |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 1:45:57 PM #16 | Shablagoo posted... True but there are 5,000 karma-plus accounts on the Politics board peddling the same detritus.It really is a case of extremes when it comes to politics. Most of the time, if an account has 5 karma or 5000, you should probably wait for a more nuanced opinion. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | I'm watching an 8 hour Game Grumps compilation of all their best moments |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 12:58:59 PM #1 | It's Jon and Danny, and it has all the good moments so far. Ross calling his dad to get permission to play a kid's game, Arin's Magic Mike comment, Dennis the Menace, DK's face in Mario Party 2 looking like someone told him his son died but he never really wanted a son anyway... it's all there. I'm 2 hours and 18 minutes in, picking up from last night. https://youtu.be/QRHgeDFNROA --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | God, remember the Juicero? >_> |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 12:19:38 PM #16 | Hexenherz posted... You might also like StopDrop&Retro's videos on kickstarters and indiegogo campaigns - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfhaB5zlW5cIYpgGFmdvUqE3j44eqNB3MI literally just looked through my subs until I found him, but I didn't know where to start looking. He's how I found out about the Juicero. Speaking of Kickstarter scam channels, there's Slope's Game Room. He has a series called Kickscammers where he goes over whatever Kickstarter drama comes up in his research. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Meat plant workers to Trump: Employees aren't going to show up |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 12:13:46 PM #107 | The funny thing about this whole "hero" mentality is that when the people being idolized as heroes actually ask to be compensated fairly for their efforts, people turn on them like dogs for being "opportunistic" and "greedy". Mark my words, people are going to turn on doctors and nurses the second they ask for more hazard pay or better working standards in situations like this. Suddenly the discourse turns into "money, money, money! didn't they get enough when they were fighting coronavirus?" and "if you were a good person, you'd do your job without being a crybaby about it". By equating them to heroes, it's easier to turn on them when they "fall from grace". --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
| Topic | Watching Parks and Rec for the first time. The way they treat Jerry makes me... |
| MrMallard 04/30/20 12:04:57 PM #20 | Doom_Art posted... ...cringe. Like there's not really an element of humor to it. They're just pointlessly mean to the guy.Me too, but the best joke in the show IMO is a Jerry episode in season 2. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 |
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