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TopicWelp, the game's over
MrKapowski
01/22/20 10:29:14 PM
#10
pikachupwnage posted...
If she ever has a suspicious black notebook and local crimials are dying mysteriously....she is the culprit.

Potato chips are also a red flag.

She has a black journal

Its filled with hand drawn cats

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TopicWelp, the game's over
MrKapowski
01/22/20 10:27:58 PM
#9
Lairen posted...
Wow! This is cool! Tell me more!

She taught herself to read by her 2nd birthday.



LastTomorrow posted...
So... what are you going to do? Force her to go high school and then college. Even if she might be bored don't force her to college or she'll be come an Itachi.

Not gonna force anything on her, besides attending school. For all her brilliance, she's fairly stunted emotionally and she's struggled with anxiety and depression. So we think its important for her to spend alot of time with her age group. Maybe when she's older she can skip ahead.

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TopicWelp, the game's over
MrKapowski
01/22/20 9:48:07 PM
#1
My wife and I had a running bet on when our kiddo's new school would figure out she's not a typical 6 year old.

Last week she took a reading/vocabulary placement test. We got the results today:

________ test performance is better than that of an average 12th grader after the 5th month of the school year.

_________ would be best served by instructional materials prepared at the eleventh grade level.

Followed by lots of all caps bolded excitement from the teacher lol


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TopicI miss when Halo was really popular.
MrKapowski
01/22/20 3:35:23 PM
#4
TopicIf you could cure someone's cancer by touching them, would you tell anyone?
MrKapowski
01/22/20 2:18:52 PM
#23
Tenlaar posted...
I would travel and secretly cure people while only charging the rich in order to fund my travels.

Until I had built up enough followers, at least...


Alteres posted...
Find a rich desperate person.

Charge on completion of cure, assuming it is instant. Threaten that I can give as well as take away, and that if I die the power keeping his cancer gone will vanish.

Through him create a network of the mega-rich that are in my debt and desperate to keep me alive.

????

Profit.

Some combination of these two.

I'd probably make a point of visiting every St Jude location and high fiving every patient, too.

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TopicGoogle Florida Man and your birthday and post the results
MrKapowski
01/22/20 2:15:18 PM
#17
Florida Man with large neck in viral mugshot arrested

Florida Man with 16 previous felonies accused of killing another man on Thanksgiving Day

Florida Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

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TopicC/D: Hayao Miyazaki Makes The Only Good Anime
MrKapowski
01/21/20 11:06:54 AM
#14
D

There is no such thing as a good anime

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TopicI really hope the 2020s KILLS the 2010s trend of young man Beards/Mustache
MrKapowski
01/19/20 9:50:39 AM
#9
Seems like TC is jealous he can't grow a nice bushy beard

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TopicHardees is excellent road trip food
MrKapowski
01/19/20 9:43:14 AM
#2
TopicYour topic has been deleted
MrKapowski
01/16/20 8:22:15 AM
#5
TopicI haven't seen the guy pretending to be a PUA engineer on CE in a while
MrKapowski
01/15/20 6:07:45 PM
#7
He has 2 accounts iirc, the NoUL7 one and like ScofieldReturns I think

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TopicI just rejected a hella cute hipanic chick
MrKapowski
01/12/20 9:53:37 PM
#21
TopicThe weather today has been crazy
MrKapowski
01/11/20 11:49:05 AM
#20
The amount of snow we've got is overwhelming.

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TopicXbox Series X to launch without any exclusive games
MrKapowski
01/11/20 9:01:53 AM
#113
Btw, for the guy talking about having to buy peripherals every time a console launches, MS has said that all existing Xbox One peripherals will work with the SeX.

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TopicQuick question about Borderlands 2 and 3 (unmarked spoilers for both games))
MrKapowski
01/11/20 7:57:14 AM
#2
Pretty sure since Jack controlled the New U stuff, he just turned it off for Roland.

Why he didn't do the same for any of the playable characters and just end the fight is beyond me. Bad writing tbh. Both Roland's and Maya's deaths were grade A bullshit.

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TopicThe weather today has been crazy
MrKapowski
01/11/20 12:46:49 AM
#13
Man, I just want some fucking snow. Sick of brown winters.

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TopicThe weather today has been crazy
MrKapowski
01/10/20 11:58:04 PM
#10
closetkpopfan posted...
Didn't think we had this many Oklahomans on CE. Tulsa here.

I'm close to Tulsa

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TopicThe weather today has been crazy
MrKapowski
01/10/20 9:26:46 PM
#1
Even by Oklahoma standards.

65 with thunderstorms and tornadoes and shit today, all day.

Temp is supposed to drop overnight and turn to freezing rain and then snow, with up to 3 inches tomorrow.


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TopicI want to fuck her
MrKapowski
01/09/20 10:42:59 PM
#4
She's ready...

To get a restraining order and a ccp

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TopicHey, duckbear.
MrKapowski
01/09/20 6:56:17 PM
#7
mrduckbear posted...
i'm spreading the news as usual

Welcher

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Topic"HughesNet is FAST!" "25 Mbps"
MrKapowski
01/09/20 5:59:40 PM
#14
Every morning when I wake up, I get down on my knees and thank God I moved and have real options for ISPs, and not that shit.

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TopicMy ass a lot like IMGTC
MrKapowski
01/06/20 11:38:52 PM
#5
TopicI broke a tooth last night
MrKapowski
01/06/20 12:09:41 PM
#1
On a brownie, of all things.

The same goddamn tooth I've been complaining to my dentist about for a year and a half. The one he keeps waving off because "theres nothing on the xray".

I'm gonna enjoy giving him the "I told you so" look.

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TopicThe printer scene in Office Space is hilarious
MrKapowski
01/05/20 6:14:32 PM
#2
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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TopicPatriots + BRADY are FUCKING DONE
MrKapowski
01/04/20 11:29:56 PM
#29
Fucking Tony Romo

One minute, Tim Bardy is the greatest of all time, after throwing the game losing pick six, the narrative changes to he needs help.

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TopicPS5 will reportedly have full backwards compatibility
MrKapowski
01/04/20 11:28:27 PM
#136
Regardless of which console you play on, you're not a real gamer if you root for the competition to fail.

Healthy competition is better for everyone. I hope Sony puts out a good product to force Microsoft to do the same.

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TopicPS5 will reportedly have full backwards compatibility
MrKapowski
01/03/20 2:30:55 PM
#121
Damn_Underscore posted...
It's sort of not though.

Playstation has a full generation of games that Xbox doesn't have (PS1), and PS2 is basically unanimously agreed to have a better library that the original Xbox. As you go on in the generations, the libraries become more equal (360 is probably better than the PS3 and the PS4 is probably better than the Xbox One, but you could argue either way). But the fact that the Playstation lineup has the PS1 and PS2 means that the Playstation lineup will always be better than the Xbox lineup.

Its 100% an opinion.

I didn't care to play any Sony consoles over the past 20 years, having them all available at once isn't gonna change that. Stop with that disingenuous "unanimous" bullshit, it isn't true.

Son Of Spam posted...
While technically true that is is a matter of opinion, it's hard to argue that Microsoft's full library is better than Sony's. Add up all of the Xbox games and you get over 5,500 games. Add up all of the Playstation home consoles you get over 12,000. Add in the PS Vita and PSP and you can add nearly 3,000 more to Sony's corner.

Meanwhile, people not obsessed with volume stats know that only a small percentage of those games, on either console family, are worth playing.

I guess you could argue that more games means a better chance for better games, but there isn't a single Sony exclusive that does anything for me, soooooo

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TopicPS5 will reportedly have full backwards compatibility
MrKapowski
01/03/20 11:45:40 AM
#107
Garioshi posted...
The full Playstation library absolutely blows the full Xbox library away.

Opinion

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TopicI was best CEuser of da last decade... who will be dis decades best CEuser iyo?
MrKapowski
01/02/20 10:47:48 PM
#14
TopicPS5 will reportedly have full backwards compatibility
MrKapowski
01/02/20 10:12:26 PM
#84
Weird.

When MS started pushing BC, the Sony crowd scoffed at it. When MS announced Scarlett would be full BC, they scoffed some more.

Now that Sony is saying they're doing the same, it's a big deal.

Jesus christ lmao

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TopicBest role of: Sam Rockwell
MrKapowski
01/02/20 3:07:00 PM
#10
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