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TopicEli Roth is directing the Borderlands movie
MrKapowski
02/20/20 3:02:44 PM
#8
Topic$20 million untaxed but you have diarrhea twice a day
MrKapowski
02/20/20 9:37:01 AM
#8
I mean, I basically already do that.

So I'd be getting 20 million to not change a thing. Sounds good.

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TopicWHY @ People that wear CLEAR/TRANSPARENT glasses frame
MrKapowski
02/20/20 7:11:27 AM
#4
More annoying is when people that don't need glasses wear those fucking oversized frames.

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TopicThe perfect girl but Im too sick to come up with an ending.
MrKapowski
02/19/20 10:53:10 PM
#4
The perfect girl, but you can't get hard

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TopicI got the wrong colored wormlight and something just snapped.
MrKapowski
02/19/20 5:27:08 PM
#14
Remember when TC broke character the other day

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TopicDa cute 7 eleven cashier chick complimented me on my new haircut
MrKapowski
02/19/20 9:54:03 AM
#5
TopicIs it WRONG to watch a woman's ass bouncing when you walk BEHIND her??
MrKapowski
02/19/20 9:49:51 AM
#28
Lots of posts ITT getting awfully close to victim blaming

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TopicWhen was the last time you cried?
MrKapowski
02/18/20 3:57:27 PM
#17
I don't remember. If I had to guess, I'd say 20 years ago.

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TopicRemember that movie Sucker Punch
MrKapowski
02/18/20 12:11:21 PM
#11
yusiko posted...
its trailers were amazing
the movie itself sucked

Yep

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Topic14 year old deliberately runs over cop.
MrKapowski
02/17/20 11:49:03 PM
#41
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Its a fucking kid. At worst he should get two years probation.

14 is not "a kid"

https://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/ teen-gets-life-without-parole-for-crime-spree-killing-of/ article_eb63e49a-01cd-5d1a-8397-b294c95499f0.html

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TopicMy daughter taught me an important life lesson the other day
MrKapowski
02/17/20 11:41:48 PM
#4
I like to say silly shit when we're talking just to see what she'll say.

Not exactly leading, but I like to see if she'll catch the bad arguments or whatever and beat them.

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TopicMy daughter taught me an important life lesson the other day
MrKapowski
02/17/20 11:36:17 PM
#1
We were talking about the origins of Valentine's Day, and I said it was a made up holiday so Hallmark could sell cards.

She disagreed and had my wife google it. Of course it comes back with the Roman's or whatever it was, idk.

So I blow it off because I'm not really taking the conversation seriously, and she gets angry and tells me "Its evolution, Daddy. Duh!"

I ask what evolution has to do with Valentines Day, and she says "Things change over time. And google says that it wasn't made up by Hallmark, so you're wrong."



I guess the lesson is, never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line

Nah jk, never argue with a 7 year old, jokingly or not


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TopicHas a flamethrower ever been worth using in a video game?
MrKapowski
02/17/20 11:24:31 PM
#71
In FO76 you can put a flame barrel on plasma guns. I got one with the Furious prefix, which is stacking dmg as long as you don't miss. Its OP as fuck.

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TopicWho moderates the moderators?
MrKapowski
02/17/20 6:10:52 PM
#9
"We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing"

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TopicWomen don't like skinny guys.
MrKapowski
02/14/20 9:24:17 PM
#9
TopicWomen don't like skinny guys.
MrKapowski
02/14/20 5:51:26 PM
#5
TheCodeisBosco posted...
Pidgeotto haircut

Lmao what is that

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TopicPerson: its wrong to bang someone under 18.
MrKapowski
02/12/20 3:56:01 PM
#6
TopicBless you, guy who realized he was doing 30 in a 40 mph single lane road and
MrKapowski
02/12/20 10:46:03 AM
#27
I dunno, I rarely speed because I'm punctual and I give myself extra time for travel, but when someone gets in my way its fucking infuriating.

Like this morning.

I have to get on a 4 lane highway to get my kiddo to school, but after the highway is a 4 or 5 mile stretch of single lane. The speed limit is 65. This dude pulls out in front of me after I've already reached the speed limit. He could see me because I could see him. Even had my headlights on. It was close enough that I had to stomp the brakes to avoid hitting him. He then proceeds to go 45 mph the entire duration of the 65 zone, when the speed limit dropped to 50 he went down to 30. I couldn't pass because of oncoming traffic.



People like that shouldn't be driving, period.

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TopicSay what you want about CNN....dey have some hot pundits
MrKapowski
02/11/20 9:56:29 PM
#4
TC will objectify literally anyone

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TopicWhat truths disturb you?
MrKapowski
02/11/20 2:18:02 PM
#17
malenz posted...
that vegy is actually a cute white redheaded chick tbh



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TopicYou ever think dat anime women are much hotter den women in real life?
MrKapowski
02/11/20 8:39:03 AM
#13
Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/10/20 12:01:30 PM
#369
I was modded for the linking, but not the screen shot @ButteryMales

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Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/10/20 12:00:03 PM
#367
Error1355 posted...
A screenshot of the post, if the post contains a violation, is still posting that violation. So instead of being moderated for linking to a potential violation, you'd be moderated for whatever violation is in that screenshot'd post.

Hmmm

So linking to a thread that was locked for reasons is moddable, but the screenshot of dude saying I give out handjobs is ok because the dude harassing me and telling people I give out handjobs isn't moddable?



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Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/10/20 10:05:28 AM
#338
Error1355 posted...
So MrKapowski I did a quick skim of that topic just to see what was actually done, and people are being moderated and you are also egging them on yourself and engaging in yelling at them back rather than marking the message and moving on. You become part of the problem yourself at this point.

Also, I highly recommend instead of telling people 'ignore/block me if you have a problem with me' that you just go ahead and follow your own advice and block these people yourself as well.


?

My responses boiled down to

Stop harassing me

Stop tagging me

But ok

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Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/10/20 9:30:35 AM
#328
Life Sympathy posted...
Once you mark the message, your part of the process is over. If your marks are not being handled then:
1. You are impatient as fuck. Constantly posting "OMFG WHY STILL UP????!11!!1shift+1" isn't going to make it faster.
2. What you mark isn't actually a violation and are posts you personally dislike (which is what the ignore feature is for).

I guarantee if I posted what these dudes did, I would get modded. Probably before the original msgs that I'm complaining about did, because reasons.

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Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/10/20 9:15:43 AM
#312
MrKapowski posted...
So instead of modding the users harassing me, they just lock the topic.


I noticed Error never addressed this

I'm shocked

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TopicWhich of these Dr. House quotes is the best?
MrKapowski
02/09/20 3:27:59 PM
#30
I liked the episode with the dude that was so smart staying drunk was the only way to make the world tolerable.

I don't remember if there were any snappy one liners in it though.

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TopicHenry Cavill really wants us to think he's one of us
MrKapowski
02/09/20 11:26:41 AM
#18
I feel like alot of y'all took this the wrong way.

I love Henry Cavill.

I'm just salty he hit the genetic lottery and is also a giant nerd. It's easy to forget that pretty famous people are also people.

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TopicHenry Cavill really wants us to think he's one of us
MrKapowski
02/09/20 10:29:35 AM
#1
Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/09/20 10:04:17 AM
#293
So instead of modding the users harassing me, they just lock the topic.



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Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/09/20 9:12:09 AM
#290
Error1355 posted...
...But the account you were complaining about has been suspended since the 4th...

The alt or the one that is still up, in that screenshot I posted?

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Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/09/20 9:05:39 AM
#288
MrResetti posted...
This one made me lol.in particular

Yeah being harassed while the mods do nothing is hilarious

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TopicI don't think the moderation staff does a good job here.
MrKapowski
02/08/20 11:08:36 PM
#5
Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/08/20 8:18:14 PM
#226
I've had two topics bitching about moderating or the lack thereof modded in the past 2 days.

Anything to let the shitposters roam free, I guess.

Meanwhile, posts from 4 days ago like this are still up:



That is the same guy that PMd me to solicit handjobs, and then PMd me on an account named MrKrapowski to say he'd heard I gave out handjobs, and again tried to solicit a handjob.

I predict this post will be deleted because reasons

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TopicThere's something about there being an attractive girl with d cups in a bra
MrKapowski
02/08/20 2:22:22 PM
#15
inloveanddeath0 posted...
@MrKapowski I swear your name was captn kapowski at some point

It was Kpt_Kapowski

I changed it last year

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Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/08/20 11:39:12 AM
#69
ClunkerSlim posted...
Go to Hellhole where maybe two mods read your thread and Error just responds with beep beep or whatever he says.

Yeah they'll tell you that they only mod from the queue, they don't patrol the boards, then they'll mod you in that same topic 2 hours after you post something calling out how shitty Gamefaqs is, then lock your topic when you point out that only took 2 hours while the shit you're complaining about has been up for 3 days and is far worse.

I am this ll close to closing my account and never coming back to this place.

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TopicThere's something about there being an attractive girl with d cups in a bra
MrKapowski
02/08/20 10:48:26 AM
#4
I just have you tagged as "Shut the **** up", because that's what the vast majority of your posts seem to say

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TopicThere's something about there being an attractive girl with d cups in a bra
MrKapowski
02/08/20 10:43:36 AM
#2
Topic'I accept the moderation but...[dispute saying the user deserved it]'
MrKapowski
02/08/20 8:32:53 AM
#13
p-m posted...
The system is broken

Yep

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TopicI've lost about 9 pounds from the flu over this week.
MrKapowski
02/07/20 9:02:28 PM
#7
Gamerguymass posted...
This is basically the only upside to being sick.

Yep

I don't really lose weight anymore, no matter how much I work out or cut from my diet.

But when I get sick, I'll always drop around 10 lbs that I don't gain back.

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TopicWow just saw hot as FUCK Alison Brie doing a full frontal nude ENF scene
MrKapowski
02/07/20 10:50:37 AM
#28
coh posted...
I just mean in like a general sense. Seeing a girl vulnerable like that awakens your masculine instincts, nahmean?

...no. if she needs protection in this scenario, it's from the creep perving on her.

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TopicWow just saw hot as FUCK Alison Brie doing a full frontal nude ENF scene
MrKapowski
02/07/20 10:31:49 AM
#25
coh posted...
ENF is hot. The fact she's embarrassed shows that she's vulnerable and so you want to protect her.

Protect her from who or what

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TopicWow just saw hot as FUCK Alison Brie doing a full frontal nude ENF scene
MrKapowski
02/07/20 9:47:43 AM
#12
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Embarrassed Nude Female

Aka perving on unsuspecting women

What a shocker coming from TC

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TopicBorderlands 1 feels like a totally different franchise
MrKapowski
02/06/20 9:00:09 PM
#45
DrizztLink posted...
He was SO MUCH FUCKING FUN


Ehhhh even after turning off callouts I still couldn't bring myself to enjoy anything about him.

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TopicBorderlands 1 feels like a totally different franchise
MrKapowski
02/06/20 8:40:47 PM
#42
kuwab0 posted...
The problem with 1 and 2 was most of the characters action abilities were useless in higher difficulty levels

Roland - turret sucked for dps, but had other applications that it did really well with

Lilith - completely broken and OP

Mordecai - could stunlock entire groups of enemies, force mass ammo/health drops

Brick - ok, his AS sucked, but he was still the highest dps in BL1 iirc

Axton - turret again kinda sucked for dps, but the slagging nuke shit made up for it

Maya - did not suck, period

Zer0 - I never liked it, but it didn't suck

Sal - even more broken than Lilith

Krieg - I dunno, I didn't spend much time with him because I didn't like him, but I'm pretty sure he had multiple viable endgame builds.

Gaige - probably the worst, or 2nd worst to Brick

...so that's 2 of 10 that legitimately sucked, you sure you played BL1 and 2?

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TopicBorderlands 1 feels like a totally different franchise
MrKapowski
02/06/20 12:01:42 AM
#35
TopicRemember Mila Kunis?
MrKapowski
02/05/20 11:00:20 AM
#12
TopicGordon Ramsay has the best tv shows.
MrKapowski
02/05/20 9:37:10 AM
#10
It's not a buffet. Use the cocktail stick!

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Topicdo you agree, with SCIENCE, that Robert Pattinson is the handsomest guy in the..
MrKapowski
02/05/20 8:25:04 AM
#21
2, 3, and 4 are all better looking imo. And people not even on the list like Chris Hemsworth.

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