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E32005 05/30/20 5:36:41 PM #1: |
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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lincoln002 05/30/20 5:42:24 PM #2: |
Why didn't 19 want to play cards with 20? Because 21.
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mustachedmystic 05/30/20 5:43:20 PM #3: |
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
--- The Parasite has his eye on Rapture, keep your eye on The Parasite! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 05/30/20 5:44:21 PM #4: |
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WaterLink 05/30/20 5:47:54 PM #5: |
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Alucard188 05/30/20 5:49:16 PM #6: |
WaterLink posted...
Fucking loooool --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 05/30/20 5:52:41 PM #7: |
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Vicious_Dios 05/30/20 5:56:39 PM #8: |
Patient - Cancer?
Doctor - Can't, sir. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xenozoa425 05/30/20 5:59:05 PM #9: |
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. --- "Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 05/30/20 6:13:39 PM #10: |
When I hand out number 2 pencils to my students for testing I always say mmmm the box says best pencils in the world. If theyre so great why are they number 2?
--- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 05/30/20 6:28:05 PM #11: |
Dad jokes are the best jokes.
--- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KookyCouture 05/30/20 6:35:47 PM #12: |
I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
--- Drink up me hearties, yo ho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsuyoi3 05/30/20 8:05:50 PM #13: |
Two antennas fell in love and got married.
The wedding was ok. But the reception was incredible! --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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