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TopicWorld: Social Distancing!
__aCEr__
03/21/20 6:43:31 PM
#5
No see he's sterilizing her butthole with the alcohol.

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TopicI just got a $730 bill for a cat scan my doctor had me get.
__aCEr__
03/21/20 3:34:47 PM
#5
It really is unacceptable that you have no idea the cost of treatments and procedures until the bill arrives.

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TopicI've said this before, but why is the Death Star called the 'Death Star'?
__aCEr__
03/21/20 2:59:11 PM
#7
Have you seen the guy who was the Emperor's enforcer? They weren't putting up a benevolent front. The entire point of the Empire was to make everyone in the galaxy terrified of them.

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TopicAre you looking forward to all the upcoming movies about pandemics?
__aCEr__
03/21/20 1:19:52 PM
#3
I think I've seen enough of this movie.

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TopicTrump mellowed out today
__aCEr__
03/21/20 1:17:50 PM
#4
Just wait until he gets questions.

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TopicWould you consider a girl dancing/grinding on another guy cheating?
__aCEr__
03/21/20 10:30:36 AM
#8
Not cheating but not appropriate.

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TopicNascar replacing canceled racing with virtual racing
__aCEr__
03/21/20 9:43:22 AM
#6
The NBA was going to do this but then they realized even they don't have enough money for all the microtransactions in 2K20.

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TopicHunter Biden's Foreign Visits Cost Taxpayers Nearly $200,000
__aCEr__
03/21/20 9:35:09 AM
#12
Could you hurry up and get banned, please?

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TopicDid you have this Batman action figure growing up?
__aCEr__
03/19/20 8:23:51 PM
#9
No. I think all of my Batman toys were from Batman Returns.

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TopicWhere the FUCK is my $1000
__aCEr__
03/18/20 6:36:18 PM
#3
You have to wait until they print out new $1000 bills with Trump's face on them.

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TopicSenate Passes Coronavirus Emergency Aid
__aCEr__
03/18/20 6:04:05 PM
#12
That moment when Lindsey Graham isn't the worst senator in South Carolina.

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TopicJames Cameron's 'Avatar' Sequels Halt Production in New Zealand
__aCEr__
03/18/20 5:48:47 PM
#12
And just think there's supposed to be 3 more of these fucking things after this one.

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Topicwhy does every corporation feel the need to send me COVID emails?
__aCEr__
03/18/20 5:26:12 PM
#25
I buy a cabin filter from Advance Auto Parts that one time and they feel like they need to let me know about their coronavirus response.

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TopicRate this maiden's titanic ass.
__aCEr__
03/18/20 4:49:37 PM
#14
Well I know at least one guy is gonna get to hit that.

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TopicReturning something through Amazon for the first time.
__aCEr__
03/18/20 12:57:49 PM
#9
As long as you return it by whatever return date they show for the order it doesn't matter what the product's condition is and they'll refund the full amount.

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TopicMeet Marvel Comics newest heroes...Snowflake and Safespace!
__aCEr__
03/17/20 9:06:22 PM
#43
Creating force-fields but only when you're protecting others is just barely a step up from being invisible but only when people aren't looking at you. In fact that whole team is like the Mystery Men.

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TopicDid you buy stocks yet during this downturn?
__aCEr__
03/17/20 8:49:11 PM
#17
Boeing has had an abysmal 12 months but seeing as how it's just them and Airbus who make just about all of the commercial aircraft in the world they will surely bounce back somewhere down the line.

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TopicAmazon hiring 100,000 people
__aCEr__
03/16/20 8:59:01 PM
#10
Bring MORE people together in small work areas. Excellent leadership, Bezos.

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TopicCovid in Spanish is Kobe ... is this a coincidence or something more?
__aCEr__
03/14/20 5:55:17 PM
#9
TC looking for a Jewish conspiracy and stumbled on this.

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Topic"Cough or sneeze into the inside of your elbow"
__aCEr__
03/14/20 5:40:04 PM
#10
Sneeze up so the germs fall back into your nose.

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TopicWas Super Mario Bros 2 the most bullshit ending of all video gaming? (spoilers)
__aCEr__
03/14/20 5:31:39 PM
#4
Bro it's the first sentence in the manual.

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TopicTrump: Google is making a testing website; Google: Wait, what?
__aCEr__
03/14/20 2:56:42 PM
#2
Hey Google, solve pandemic

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TopicMan, the Ace Ventura movies are so bad.
__aCEr__
03/14/20 2:44:41 PM
#38
I always thought the second one was way funnier than the first.

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TopicFrozen 2 is coming to Disney+ early now
__aCEr__
03/14/20 2:43:00 PM
#6
Watch it now before we all die!

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TopicBreath of the Wild question (SPOILERS)
__aCEr__
03/14/20 2:34:57 PM
#13
I think I beat 3 of the divine beasts before I finally went and got the Master Sword.

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TopicTRUMP takes test for Covid-19 (coronavirus). Awaiting results!
__aCEr__
03/14/20 2:22:39 PM
#5
You are NOT a carrier!

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TopicHuman Garbage upset Amazon is preventing him from price gauging hand sanitizer
__aCEr__
03/14/20 1:12:21 PM
#24
Maybe there's a hand sanitizer shortage because tigerslash has been drinking it all.

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TopicGojira friend to all children.
__aCEr__
03/14/20 1:09:18 PM
#6
Isn't that Gamera?

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TopicMan has 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer and face masks and no place to sell it.
__aCEr__
03/14/20 1:02:44 PM
#11
Now he could atone for his douchebaggery by donating the stuff but it's all likely just gonna sit in a garage.

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TopicSo lemme get this straight
__aCEr__
03/13/20 11:18:06 PM
#6
The SBA is offering disaster loans.

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TopicLMAO! Not a single case of COVID-19 in West Virginia.
__aCEr__
03/13/20 9:08:32 PM
#8
See you fill the lungs with coal and then there's no room left for the virus to get in!

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TopicAndrew Gillum caught with a gay escort who was ODing in Florida Motel
__aCEr__
03/13/20 8:45:58 PM
#24
Stomping on the meth is a time-honored tradition at some weddings.

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TopicMore people died in car accidents in 2 days than Corona killed since January.
__aCEr__
03/13/20 8:42:25 PM
#11
Are you Neil DeGrasse Tyson?

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TopicWWE Smackdown will have no crowd tomorrow
__aCEr__
03/13/20 8:12:07 PM
#23
I know wrestling is hammy and ridiculous but this looks like some crazy people broke into a warehouse to perform their fan-fiction.

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TopicI kinda feel bad for Trump supporters
__aCEr__
03/13/20 7:51:07 PM
#12
Dude, come on.

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TopicSo when is all this going to be over?
__aCEr__
03/12/20 9:10:01 PM
#4
Maybe Tuesday.

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Topic'We are flying blind': Lawmakers fume amid lack of coronavirus testing/answers
__aCEr__
03/12/20 12:54:03 PM
#14
This really should be something that costs somebody an election but I guess we'll see.

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TopicTom hanks and wife infected with virus
__aCEr__
03/11/20 9:21:23 PM
#2
Not even Mr. Rogers is safe.

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Topicfirst movie u saw in the theatre alone?
__aCEr__
03/11/20 8:30:00 PM
#14
Do you mean actually alone or just without a guardian there with you?

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TopicLegends Of The Hidden Temple is coming back soon
__aCEr__
03/11/20 8:08:48 PM
#15
Will they still have the monkey statue that so many people had trouble with even though it was only 3 damn pieces?

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TopicGirls who smoke
__aCEr__
03/11/20 7:05:40 PM
#21
Even though I smoked for a number of years, it's a dealbreaker for me now. It's gross and incredibly stupid.

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TopicPlease boycott the new Mulan movie.
__aCEr__
03/11/20 6:54:20 PM
#5
At this point Disney has probably already written it off.

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TopicHarvey Weinstein's pre-verdict speech makes you ill
__aCEr__
03/11/20 6:18:11 PM
#7
I'm worried there is a repeat of the blacklist there was in the 1950's when lots of men like myself, Dalton Trumbo, one of the great examples, did not work, went to jail because people thought they were communists.

This is where I stopped reading. This guy is a real piece of work.

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TopicMarch Madness BBall Tourney to continue WITHOUT FANS
__aCEr__
03/11/20 5:07:45 PM
#2
The squeaking will be deafening.

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TopicI'm coming down with something
__aCEr__
03/11/20 5:04:53 PM
#3
Well don't give it to us.

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TopicMy college switched to online classes for the rest of the semester.
__aCEr__
03/11/20 5:03:01 PM
#5
Online classes but still paying out the ass for the tuition.

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