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TopicGot a 2 dollar bill from my bank today
__aCEr__
02/29/20 5:09:26 PM
#4
I thought you meant you got a bill from your bank that was for $2.

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TopicTell me if what I thought earlier today is normal. Or healthy.
__aCEr__
02/29/20 4:23:19 PM
#10
That's definitely a normal Sunhawk thought.

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TopicTrump has literally negotiated with terrorists.
__aCEr__
02/29/20 2:37:13 PM
#5
They all do.

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TopicIt's bad for Bernie Sanders to try to win
__aCEr__
02/29/20 2:35:26 PM
#23
And that's why she'll never be a ninja turtle.

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TopicIt's bad for Bernie Sanders to try to win
__aCEr__
02/29/20 2:27:42 PM
#18
I suppose Fineman thinks he's taking a feminist stance there but "Go easy on them. They're women." is kinda the opposite of that.

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TopicAny tips for a first timer looking for a car?
__aCEr__
02/29/20 2:16:02 PM
#18
Don't buy American.

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TopicIf the Founding Fathers were alive today...
__aCEr__
02/29/20 1:21:01 PM
#5
Don't tread on me.

-Every creature in the Mushroom Kingdom

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TopicFirst US death reported on Washington state.
__aCEr__
02/29/20 1:05:40 PM
#4
That's some impressive healthcare they got there.

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Topicspotify: you're in the top 2% of kanye fans worldwide
__aCEr__
02/29/20 12:11:39 AM
#21
It's gonna take a whole lot more listens to take the title of Top Kanye West Listener from Kanye West.

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Topiceverytime is see people with videogame/movie logo tattoo i just think they
__aCEr__
02/28/20 10:33:20 PM
#5
What about the LotR Black Speech inscription I got around my butthole?

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TopicAre you watching Star Trek Picard ?
__aCEr__
02/28/20 10:27:13 PM
#7
Despite having some interest in seeing it, I'm absolutely not paying for the CBS streaming service and don't care enough to seek out other ways to watch the show.

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TopicGood lord, Julie Kavner's Marge voice is fucking shot!
__aCEr__
02/28/20 10:24:46 PM
#2
I caught an episode of the show from last season and yeah her voice is really really rough these days.

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TopicDisney's Bold $200M Gamble on 'Mulan' and ignoring the American audience
__aCEr__
02/26/20 8:30:29 PM
#20
Are theaters in China even gonna be open when the movie comes out?

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TopicSteven Spielberg NOT directing Indiana Jones 5
__aCEr__
02/26/20 8:21:41 PM
#9
I actually thought Crystal Skull was alright but come on enough is enough for this series.

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TopicChristian man Ricci nude in Prozac Nation
__aCEr__
02/26/20 8:17:09 PM
#2
Was that a Pope?

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TopicHas Ric Flair lived the greatest human life?
__aCEr__
02/26/20 8:10:38 PM
#23
I mean, Ive never seen a guy have his pants pulled down more than Ric Flair. -Sting

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TopicHouston Asterisks player falls on his ass after being booed
__aCEr__
02/26/20 6:38:09 PM
#5
Remember that time the Orioles played a game in a completely empty stadium? Astros management is probably looking into how they could do that for an entire season.

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TopicWhy do political debates get live audiences?
__aCEr__
02/26/20 4:23:46 PM
#2
They don't call it political theater for nothing.

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TopicAlcohol sure isn't fun anymore.
__aCEr__
02/26/20 4:18:52 PM
#16
I drank pretty consistently from 21-31 but then it got to a point when I got drunk where I was rundown for multiple days after. Gave booze up entirely for a year as a challenge to myself and at this point I may be done with alcohol for good as I'm getting more and more health conscience.

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TopicTrump upset at MSNBC/CNN reporting on 'caronavirus'
__aCEr__
02/26/20 2:44:31 PM
#3
"MSDNC" is pretty good.

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TopicPlaystation Plus games for March - Sonic Forces and Shadow of the Colossus
__aCEr__
02/26/20 1:09:56 PM
#11
Is that the Sonic game where you make your fursona?

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TopicI say gorram in real life. Ama
__aCEr__
02/26/20 12:44:12 PM
#11
What about "frak"

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TopicI applied for a job the requires security clearance. They seem pretty strict
__aCEr__
02/26/20 12:29:40 PM
#4
How on earth could they find out if you smoked some weed like 4 years ago? Don't tell them you did drugs, man.

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TopicWelp, there's a Sonic the Vaghog porno >____>
__aCEr__
02/25/20 9:41:37 PM
#3
Sonic porn with real people is a nice change of pace.

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TopicI tweaked the fuck outta my back
__aCEr__
02/24/20 11:20:59 PM
#8
Get some Flintstones chewable morphine.

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TopicIs there any episode that better represents Star Trek than 'Measure of a Man'?
__aCEr__
02/24/20 10:40:39 PM
#8
Measure of a Man and Darmok are both really good answers.

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TopicAir Bud and Comet from Full House are the same dog
__aCEr__
02/24/20 8:43:27 PM
#11
That's definitely not the same dog.

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TopicDo you get the Sunday Night Blues? 81% of Americans do.
__aCEr__
02/24/20 8:39:32 PM
#3
I get it when it starts getting late on Saturday nights tbh

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TopicHow do feel about porns where they cover the woman's face with a mask?
__aCEr__
02/24/20 4:13:38 PM
#8
If she's wearing a mask then I'm gonna be stroookin'

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TopicWould you buy an n64 Classic if it was launched?
__aCEr__
02/23/20 11:16:30 PM
#26
No. I really enjoyed the N64 in its time but honestly it's hard to get over how ugly most games from that generation look now.

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TopicSo my doctor says I have bronchitis.
__aCEr__
02/23/20 11:04:15 PM
#16
#cancelParappa

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TopicWe have a sunday evening police chase!
__aCEr__
02/23/20 9:17:04 PM
#35
lol he tripped on his sagging pants

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Topicthe taco bell dog has been dead for 11 years
__aCEr__
02/23/20 8:58:21 PM
#11
Wishbone died in 2001.

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TopicWe have a sunday evening police chase!
__aCEr__
02/23/20 8:56:08 PM
#20
So did this person stab somebody at a funeral?

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TopicWhat are you gonna do with your extra leap year day?
__aCEr__
02/23/20 8:32:33 PM
#8
vote

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TopicTrain conductor fired for sexy photos wins lawsuit
__aCEr__
02/23/20 5:13:57 PM
#5
Damaging their reputation? When was the last time anybody thought about a train company?

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TopicWow. You ever have friends charge you for dinner
__aCEr__
02/23/20 4:21:48 PM
#23
That dude is the worst host ever. Everyone chipping in for the fight is fair but this guy sounds like he's a step away from charging a parking fee.

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TopicSo how much will my family have to pay in taxes if Bernie wins?
__aCEr__
02/23/20 3:04:57 PM
#13
50%?! Good lord that's almost 100%!

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TopicAre Pete and Warren done?
__aCEr__
02/23/20 2:39:47 PM
#11
I imagine they'll stick around until Super Tuesday but campaigns cost so much money per day that I'm not sure they can last even until then. Particularly not Warren.

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TopicPorn star Kimmy Granger got a boob job. Regrets it and admits she is now ruined.
__aCEr__
02/23/20 1:40:33 PM
#6
It's always weird when girls who have been in the industry for a long time decide to do that. Like if you've made it big in an industry that revolves entirely on your looks don't you think people like the way your body looks as it is?

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Topicso after watching parasite, has anyone cooked ram-don yet?
__aCEr__
02/23/20 1:37:05 PM
#6
That movie made me want to go get VOSS water.

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TopicLook at this freaking picture of Sanders that AP used.
__aCEr__
02/23/20 1:31:54 PM
#3
"Crazy man eats invisible corn on the cob."

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TopicGf says she wants to be married to me, but I can't get over some hiccups.
__aCEr__
02/23/20 12:04:43 PM
#22
Well one thing I think you should do is go down to the courthouse and make sure there's a divorce certificate.

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TopicSo the Satanic Leaf Tailed Gecko is the coolest creature ever.
__aCEr__
02/22/20 6:45:38 PM
#2
Well it certainly lives up to its name.

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TopicNo excuse for no Metroid Prime Trilogy for Switch yet.
__aCEr__
02/22/20 4:02:44 PM
#22
They really need to do it. Otherwise they are dooming MP4 to poor sales and that's likely just going to lead Nintendo to believe there is no interest in Metroid and they'll shelve the franchise again.

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TopicYou should be fucking ever 2 hours
__aCEr__
02/22/20 3:20:50 PM
#6
People get smoke breaks so why not poke breaks?

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TopicFriend of mine pronounces the word "aspects" as "ass pecs"
__aCEr__
02/22/20 1:01:53 PM
#4
What is the ideal ass:pecs ratio?

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