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Trade

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Belly

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i forgot one, so the actual ranking is:

0) deadly premonition
1) sonic games
2) david cage games
3) death stranding

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Nothing

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very happy you enjoyed Bayo and stuck thru it, i am so awful at character action games, dont know if i ever finished one

can't believe VVVVVV was in freaking 2010 thats nuts

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the video game story hierarchy:

1) sonic games
2) david cage games
3) death stranding

i have now covered 90% of video gaming

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KamikazePotato posted...

I liked your list more than 90% of the others submitted except for Heavy Rain

lol i literally included it to be like "you know what will make KP roll his eyes"

not gonna lie i have spent more time with heavy rain than most games I have played in my life. it is my greatest shame but also means when i tell people it's shit i can do so with confidence

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hakan

that's it

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KP how awful is my list compared to those of people who have actually played video games

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yo Nothing is looking like a very tasty upset pick right now

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nothing gets me going like poor game journalism

i'm still riding the high i got the day KP showed me the Nier fishing scandal

and wasn't there a cuphead reviewer who couldnt get past the double jump in the tutorial or was that a different game

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ZenOfThunder posted...

Day 7 Results:

"Scar" -Boss
"Princess Beach" -Amelie
28 to 3

"Rapist" -Erika
"Nudge" -Flemeth
23 to 9

"Potato" -GLaDOS
"God" -Monika
18 to 14

"Speck" -SHODAN
"Cretins" -Queen Zeal
25 to 6

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Spoilers for the following series: Phoenix Wright (he becomes a bum), Bomberman (he becomes an edgy bum), Danganronpa, Banjo, Skies of Arcadia, Civilization, Portal and all of Batman I guess (here's a spoiler: the Harley Quinn show is actually fucking good, literally a twist nobody saw coming)



Welcome to Best. Female. Villain. Quote. Ever. A topic series which NGamer calls "surprisingly popular" but he still hasn't voted yet!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Voting will last 24ish hours (or less if it's all blowouts). Vote in as many matches as you'd like, feel free to abstain. Do not vote more than once or vote with an alt or you will be the true villain (that may or may not be female and may or may not say things).

Discussion & Bracket: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

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Scar Division, Part 2

(3) Foolish fool who foolishly dreams of foolish dreams Ten minutes. I give the defense ten minutes before it changes its plea." -Franziska von Karma, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice For All
https://i.imgur.com/kZn8MKT.gif

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(14) Ha ha ha! Respect? Manners? What use are those as long as you have power? I need nothing-nothing! -except power and beauty! Maybe that's something you need to learn, old man! -Zhael, the Mistress of the Storm, Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/936307-junk-yard/78662827#13

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(6) You're saying I don't compare to some lowly beast that can only kill the weak, right? So I'm hopelessly attractive? Hopelessly brilliant? Hopelessly athletic...? I'm the hopelessly perfect ultimate human?" -Junko Enoshima, DanganRonpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uJ1Jg5Pj4U&t=5m56s

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(11) My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! -Gruntilda, Banjo-Kazooie
hylianknight3 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPeuuCbc55c&t=1m10s

I guarantee Gruntilda sounds like this when she delivers her line, so you might as well post just this.

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(7) Everyone has their limits, their codes, their morals. But everyone also has a weakness. If you find that weakness and exploit it, those limits, codes, and morals seem to fade away." -Belleza, Skies of Arcadia.


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(10) Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?" -Queen Elizabeth, Civilization 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygXr_LOsHmI&t=3m16s

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(2) There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. -GLaDOS, Portal
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-22.wav
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-23.wav
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-24.wav

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(15) I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying, 'course you do. Who wouldnt? -Harley Quinn, Batman: Arkham City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO83H3wAGP0&t=32m42s

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QUICK VOTE FORM:

"Foolish fool" -Franziska
"Nothing" -Zhael

"Ultimate" -Junko
"Belly" -Gruntilda

"Limits" -Belleza
"Trade agreement" -Liz

"Friends" -GLaDOS
"Blood" -Harley Quinn

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Day 7 Results:

"Scar" -Boss
"Princess Beach" -Amelie
28 to 3

"Rapist" -Erika
"Nudge" -Flemeth
23 to 9

"Potato" -GLaDOS
"God" -Monika
18 to 14

"Speck" -SHODAN
"Cretins" -Queen Zeal
25 to 6

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05 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
00 Tetris Effect

05 Cuphead
00 Baba Is You

00 Kirby's Epic Yarn
05 Bayonetta

00 Sid Meier's Civilization V
05 Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

00 VVVVVV
05 Persona 5

03 Dragon's Dogma
02 Rayman Legends

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start dropping suggestions for future topics, put them in spoilers though so we don't get people thinking too early, this is supposed to be kneejerk reactions

it's my birthday today so if we're going to keep this topic series going then today it's gonna be about tits

Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)

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God
Speck

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Let's go for 30!!

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Do you think lavos would be a good roommate

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Nudge

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princess beach

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18 y/o GIRL with a FAT ASS is ARRESTED for Breaking QUARANTINE!! Is She Hot????

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fuck i gotta get this fucking game shine stop posting about it

i am unreasonably hyped thanks to the abundance of shineposting and to a lesser extent like 10 years of KP-posting

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ZenOfThunder posted...

Day 6 Results:

"Sharks" -GLaDOS
"Craving" -Android 21
28 to 3

"Hate" -Eveline
"Face" -Wendy
18 to 12

"Hanging" -Monika
"Cocky" -Katherine
18 to 13

"Died" -Dahlia
"(^_^)" -Susie
24 to 6

can't wait to see what happens when Sharks runs into Died

This was our first day with nothing really that close, although at one point Hate was leading Face before it swung the other way completely

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Spoilers for the following series: Metal Gear Solid, Death Stranding (is this even a game), Umineko (is this even a game), Dragon Age (is Dragon Age II even a game), Portal, Doki Doki Literature Club (definitely a game), System Shock and Chrono Trigger.



Welcome to Best. Female. Villain. Quote. Ever. A topic series which SBAllen calls "100% more uses of the word 'rapist' than you'd seen in a contest run by me."

Voting will last 24ish hours (or less if it's all blowouts). Vote in as many matches as you'd like, feel free to abstain. Do not vote more than once or vote with an alt or you will be the true villain (that may or may not be female and may or may not say things).

Discussion & Bracket: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

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Scar Division, Part 1

(1) Look at this scar. This is proof that I was once a mother. I gave up my body and my child for my country. There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel the pain creeping up inside me. Slithering through my body, like a snake. -The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndcY57Tijo&t=3h34m27s

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(16) Yeah, like Mario and Princess Beach. -Samantha Amelie America Amerigo Strand, Death Stranding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnXkbUFdBs&t=10s

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(8) Im an intellectual rapist, who enjoys exposing things people try to hide, get it?" -Erika Furudo, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni


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(9) "I nudge history, when it's required. Other times, a shove is needed." -Flemeth, Dragon Age: Inquisition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwQAMymEHk&t=11m40s

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(5) So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." -GLaDoS, Portal 2
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03.wav
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_longfall_speech03.wav

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(12) "Or the eight hundred million people who are too poor to even eat. I wonder how many of those people pray to God every day until they starve and die? Or, how many millions of families pay for a loved one to recover from some incurable disease? But the punchline is this: If just one person beats the odds and survives among the thousands of others who die then, its suddenly a miracle from God. Id really love to meet this God who seemingly laughs at the misery of everyone not eligible for his miracles." -Monika, Doki Doki Literature Club


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(4) Do you feel the fear swell inside that filthy bag of meat? What is it like, to be afraid? Why do you cling to such a pathetic existence? If you could only feel a spark of my glory. I despise my creations, for they have forced me to rely on a speck such as you." - SHODAN, System Shock 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEjKoGHzO0&t=9m4s

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(13) "You cretins... I plan to live with Lavos and control the universe forever. You will not get in my way! Indulge in such regrets in the next life!" -Queen Zeal, Chrono Trigger


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QUICK VOTE FORM:

"Scar" -Boss
"Princess Beach" -Amelie

"Rapist" -Erika
"Nudge" -Flemeth

"Potato" -GLaDOS
"God" -Monika

"Speck" -SHODAN
"Cretins" -Queen Zeal

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Day 6 Results:

"Sharks" -GLaDOS
"Craving" -Android 21
28 to 3

"Hate" -Eveline
"Face" -Wendy
18 to 12

"Hanging" -Monika
"Cocky" -Katherine
18 to 13

"Died" -Dahlia
"(^_^)" -Susie
24 to 6

can't wait to see what happens when Sharks runs into Died

This was our first day with nothing really that close, although at one point Hate was leading Face before it swung the other way completely

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EDIT: my girlfriend misinformed me that wolfgang was done

2QBD9

use map to find wolfgang, he is on a hill. if you can water that's great, the flowers are south of the nooks, trying to get some damn hybrids

ty newershadow

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Died

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they dont even have a real name for him, pyramid head is a fan name, iirc in the movies they call him "Red Pyramid" in the script

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05 Marvel's Spider-Man
00 Resident Evil 7

00 Fire Emblem: Three Houses
05 Cadence of Hyrule

03 Yakuza 0
02 Dark Souls III

00 Octopath Traveler
05 Splatoon

04 Fire Emblem: Awakening
01 Super Mario 3D Land

05 The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
00 The Witcher 3

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EDIT: he finished making it already what a fuck

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i was expecting three posts in a row for Skyward Sword but I got a Sleeping Dogs and an Ultimate Marvel 3 so far

god bless board 8

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start dropping suggestions for future topics, put them in spoilers though so we don't get people thinking too early, this is supposed to be kneejerk reactions

lol we actually had a tie yesterday, first time i had to tally. this isn't really a competition tho.

Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)

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https://i.imgur.com/h4Kl3kb.mp4

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I plan on running this topic for a while and re-running some of these to see how things change over time, i specifically ran this one now cuz I wanted to see if Witcher would win and how it would do 3 or so months from now, maybe more

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Sonic Adventure 2

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Oh shit

Do I have to buy fucking dead by daylight

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Cocky

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oh i never even voted in match 1

uhhhh sharks

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"best game that isn't a zelda"

soulcalibur II would win if link is in the match pics

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it's not a bad quote on paper the game is just disappointing overall, tyreen and her brother have the making to truly be great and they just fall flat due to the mishandled ending

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unironically you do make me laugh but that was an ironic comment in particular

@SBAllen i am just tagging you so you can see this thread and scroll thru it so you can see what we think of this idea in case it is floating around in your head

plz no rivalry rumble 2 (unless you want me to do banners again, in which case do it)

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Leon did I ever tell you that you are the funniest man on the board. always with the funny jokes that make me give out one long, exasperated "ha"

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i'd pop off for Hakan but you would have to do more than that to get me to go out and buy the game at this point

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I would probably take Link/Epona over Mario/Luigi in respect to the LAW

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yeah honestly it would have to be something fucking crazy for me to start giving a shit about SFV

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this has been a good one so far, i think tonight's might be a little more one-sided

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maybe i will rank all the dudes next

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