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Day 1 Final Results:

"Heart" -GLaDOS
"Echidnas" -Rouge the Bat
22 to 4

"Hero" -Sniper Wolf
"Pop Quiz" -Bad Girl
14 to 12

"Carmen Sandiego" -Carmen Sandiego
"Ointment" -Flemeth
18 to 8

"Liberator" -Yunalesca
"Washed Up" -Tron Bonne
16 to 10

top seeds advance but we had some decent matches, Yunalesca and Carmen ended up pulling away after the first half of the votes were cast. the 8/9 match was very close, meaning i am an expert at seeing and should be in charge of all future contests

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Spoilers for the following series: Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, Banjo-Kazooie, Final Fantasy VIII, No More Heroes, Persona 5, Doki Doki Literature Club and the entirety of the Olympics



Welcome to Best. Female. Villain. Quote. Ever. A topic series which Zen's Girlfriend calls "the reason Anita Sarkeesian continues to exist."

Voting will last 24ish hours (less if it's all blowouts), vote in as many matches as you'd like, feel free to abstain. Do not vote more than once or vote with an alt or you will be the true villain (that may or may not be female and may or may not say things).

Discussion & Bracket: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

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Heart Division, Round 1 Part 2

(3) I raised you, and loved you. I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There's nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life." -The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndcY57Tijo&t=3h35m25s
(14) That's a large thing you have there. But I don't like it when men play rough. -Ada Wong, Resident Evil 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRRoRSxkjXg&t=24m46s
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(6) Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!" -Gruntilda, Banjo-Kazooie
hylianknight3 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPeuuCbc55c&t=1m10s

I guarantee Gruntilda sounds like this when she delivers her line, so you might as well post just this.

(11) Kursed SeeDs! Swarming like lokusts across generations." -Ultimecia, Final Fantasy VIII
(Not voiced)
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(7) Oh, weve always been fucked up, as you say. We just wear nicer clothes. -Sylvia Kristel, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWMjzA0NN8&t=1h2m38s
(10) Dying to uphold justice sounds virtuous, but the ones left behind have to clean up the mess!" -Shadow Sae, Persona 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH1aF5lnpic&t=57s
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(2) Just Monika. -Monika, Doki Doki Literature Club
(Not voiced)
(15) When I'm in the finals, people get into fights over stadium tickets. As they should! I saw a single empty seat during the semis, and it made me so angry! And guess what? That seat was MINE! Larry bought it for me! Did he think I was going to lose or something? Ooooo! It makes me SO DANG MAD! -Wendy O. Koopa, Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games
(Not voiced)

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QUICK VOTE FORM:

"My Life" -Boss
"Large thing" -Ada

"Rhyme" -Gruntilda
"Kursed" -Ultimecia

"Clothes" -Sylvia
"Justice" -Sae

"Monika" -Monika
"Dang Mad" -Wendy

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Day 1 Final Results:

"Heart" -GLaDOS
"Echidnas" -Rouge the Bat
22 to 4

"Hero" -Sniper Wolf
"Pop Quiz" -Bad Girl
14 to 12

"Carmen Sandiego" -Carmen Sandiego
"Ointment" -Flemeth
18 to 8

"Liberator" -Yunalesca
"Washed Up" -Tron Bonne
16 to 10

top seeds advance but we had some decent matches, Yunalesca and Carmen ended up pulling away after the first half of the votes were cast. the 8/9 match was very close, meaning i am an expert at seeing and should be in charge of all future contests

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@Whiskey_Nick should be on there

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Match 2 is still kinda close, so keeping this open until like... 8

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"Washed Up" -Tron Bonne

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5char

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"Carmen Sandiego" -Carmen Sandiego

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Menji posted...

It seems friendly.

When I go to my sliding door, it stares at me and keeps meowing.

D:

wrap that shit in a blanket and get it to like... a no-kill animal shelter

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i do not often scream about dragon age inquisition at 11pm on work calls

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there should have been a sidequest where Link needs to get something off a high shelf and he puts on the giants mask to get it

literally just a second use for it, even a gag

but yeah to your point there would need to be like an entire game based around a mechanic of getting THAT big whenever you want

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User Gall proving himself to be BFVQEMVP

next contest will be bonne's contest

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i never posted this but my girlfriend was in the room when we were recording the episode I was on and she made this status near the end of it

she never realized how deep into this i am

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"Pop Quiz" -Bad Girl

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what is a "traditional" game

is it pong

is fire emblem just pong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1NuN_bCXjk

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my votes shall be the bumps

"Echidnas" -Rouge the Bat

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What do you think of the giants mask

I always thought it was so lame how limited it was

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I didn't wanna pile on to dying light but like

Dying light
Game of the decade

Pick one

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I am waiting for the novelty of "haha we are finally doing female villain quotes!!!! Eat it allen" to wear off

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will carmen sandiego be able to overcome the power of ointment

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78706435

"to vote in your next match, use the element that brings life" -Kitana, Mortal Kombat

and then liu kang poured a bucket of water on his computer. his vote was never counted

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Spoilers for the following series: Portal, Sonic the Hedgehog (the 3D ones), Metal Gear Solid, No More Heroes, Carmen Sandiego, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy X (not 2) and Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (someone please try to actually spoil this one)



Welcome to Best. Female. Villain. Quote. Ever. A topic which Zen's Girlfriend calls "a disgusting tribute to misogyny."

Voting will last 24ish hours (less if it's all blowouts), vote in as many matches as you'd like, feel free to abstain. Do not vote more than once or vote with an alt or you will be the true villain (that may or may not be female and may or may not say things).

Discussion & Bracket: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

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(alternatively, watch all these videos at full length and make a tiktok of you reacting to the quotes. this will count as a vote)

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Heart Division, Round 1 Part 1

(1) "Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart." -GLaDOS, Portal
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_escape_02_entry-00.wav
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_escape_02_entry-01.wav
(16) Fine then, just take them! They stink like echidnas do." -Rouge the Bat, Sonic Adventure 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMjeyZJrJpw&t=23m5s
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(8) "Okay, hero... Set me free. -Sniper Wolf, Metal Gear Solid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeYbHWQrM9A&t=2h22m20s
(9) "Pop quiz: Why am I such an angry bitch?" -Bad Girl, No More Heroes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JUj0UA7Rwo&t=1h43s
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(5) Remember, Carmen Sandiego is never far away, but always out of reach. -Carmen Sandiego, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcy8dK5vKwE#t=2h21m48s
(12) "I am the fly in the ointment, I am a whisper in the shadows; I am also an old, old woman." -Flemeth, Dragon Age II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0OZKZMCc6E&t=3m26s
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(4) "Poor creature. You would throw away hope. Well... I will free you before you can drown in your sorrow. It is better for you to die in hope than to live in despair. Let me be your liberator." -Yunalesca, Final Fantasy X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_LREjt4HJU&t=3m58s
(13) I need a new assistant. Looking for some work? I doubt there's much available for washed-up fighters! -Tron Bonne, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
hylianknight3 posted...

Since Tron Bonnes quote is not voiced and I can find no screenshot of the text, just imagine she is saying it:

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QUICK VOTE FORM:
"Heart" -GLaDOS
"Echidnas" -Rouge the Bat

"Hero" -Sniper Wolf
"Pop Quiz" -Bad Girl

"Carmen Sandiego" -Carmen Sandiego
"Ointment" -Flemeth

"Liberator" -Yunalesca
"Washed Up" -Tron Bonne

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all our brave entrants, who will win the mystery prize and why will it be a favorites bracket and not any of the serious ones

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"the bracket making period has ended, join us tomorrow at... sometime for the first match of round 1" -zenofthunder, now a lady that just hates scooby doo

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"remember to get those brackets in or i'll throw you in the fuckin' bin" -Gruntilda, probably

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+3 Sonic Mania
+2 Deus Ex: Human Revolution
+1 Judgment
-1 Yoshi's Crafted World
-2 The Talos Principle
-3 Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep


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+3 Fallout: New Vegas
+2 The Stanley Parable
+1 The Outer Worlds
-1 Tekken 7
-2 Dead Space 2
-3 Forza Horizon 4


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2 hours left

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hylianknight3 posted...

Wow, I did not know that! Maybe you are the true trivia master!

its true



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that was a 16 seed for the longest time, I think the elf quote got bumped out when I eventually had to move Succubus's Fuck you to a 16 seed spot because too much actual good stuff was getting nommed

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*cough*

SONIC ADVENTURE 2

*cough*

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i also have a sonic game on my list

the hedgehog will dominate

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i sent my somehow 100% serious list

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thank you for reminding me of this, I gotta make a list

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

a reminder that Best Female Villain Quote is a thing and that there will be a prize (which I haven't figured out yet, will most likely relate to the winning quote)

brackets due at 9:48PM EST

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

a reminder that Best Female Villain Quote is a thing and that there will be a prize (which I haven't figured out yet, will most likely relate to the winning quote)

brackets due at 9:48PM EST

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

a reminder that Best Female Villain Quote is a thing and that there will be a prize (which I haven't figured out yet, will most likely relate to the winning quote)

brackets due at 9:48PM EST

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78700292

a reminder that Best Female Villain Quote is a thing and that there will be a prize (which I haven't figured out yet, will most likely relate to the winning quote)

brackets due at 9:48PM EST

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Thanks to Gall's tireless efforts we now have clips for all quotes voiced in english!

I have updated the DVD titty board with the Youtube URLs starting at post 6:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/289697-candy-girl-vol1-goku-futsuu-no-choukyoushi/78700164#6

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i like my some lip and her stick so i am good without the english version

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a huge shoutout to @Gall for PMing me youtube links for the top half of the bracket, unsolicited. literally the hero we need.

"Gall is my favorite user on the site" -Sarah Kerrigan, StarCraft: Ghost (never released but I'm sure it's in there)

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this thread is making me realize how fast time is going by, i saw DOOMguy and Darksoulsman over the big 2016 header and I was like "no fucking way, he made a mistake"

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bracket

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i have given up on finding videos it is too tedious

also less than 24 hours to get in those brackets

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pokemon oras kinda blows

it's still pokemon though which means it's good on a very basic level. like SwSH has proven, even if they try their hardest (or don't try at all) Game Freak cannot make a truly bad pokemon game as long as the formula is there

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+3 Katawa Shoujo
+2 Prey (2017)
+1 Dishonored
-1 Dying Light
-2 Heroes of the Storm
-3 Final Fantasy XIII


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+3 Life is Strange
+2 NieR: Automata
+1 Horizon Zero Dawn
-1 Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
-2 Overwatch
-3 Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of DANA

i'm still salty

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just finished it

no complaints

i clapped when it happened

you know what it is

https://i.imgur.com/IWFJgWl.gif

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