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Topic | Confession: I accidentally pee on my leg somewhat frequently |
daftpunk_mk5 06/21/20 7:00:13 PM #1 | The way my dong hangs in the toilet, it points right in the gap between seat and bowl. If im not paying attention the stream can go right in between and hit my leg. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Romney Blunder Showdown: Binders vs 47% vs Corporations are people |
daftpunk_mk5 06/14/20 1:08:04 AM #9 | There was literally nothing wrong with binders --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | The Last of Us Part II reviews are coming out |
daftpunk_mk5 06/13/20 10:36:07 AM #134 | AsteriskChamps posted... Buy it, finish it, sell it. Youll barely lose any money, and in the off chance you really like it and want to do new game+ or whatever you can keep it. I could buy it for $60, beat it in a week, take it to gamestop and they'd give me what? $30? --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | The Last of Us Part II reviews are coming out |
daftpunk_mk5 06/13/20 10:32:52 AM #133 | hockeybub89 posted... So you've never paid full price for a singleplayer game? $3 an hour is still too much? I payed full price for RDR 2, for GTA San Andreas, and for GTA Vice City. That's it. $3 an hour is way too much, most I'll pay is $1 an hour and thats still stretching it. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | The Last of Us Part II reviews are coming out |
daftpunk_mk5 06/13/20 7:55:36 AM #130 | so do game rentals exist anymore? Im not paying fucking $60 for a 20 hour game. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | so the new Ratchet and Clank is dead on arrival |
daftpunk_mk5 06/12/20 3:29:30 PM #1 | https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/h7plro/so_sam_maggs_who_wrote_mass_effect_andromeda_and/ fuck me --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Sony PlayStation 5 Reveal Topic Afterthoughts |
daftpunk_mk5 06/11/20 9:19:55 PM #131 | console looks goofy as shit, I really hope the concave sides are meant to improve airflow or have some other functional purpose --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | The Officer who murdered Tamir Rice is still working as an officer |
daftpunk_mk5 06/11/20 8:45:59 PM #6 | He didn't murder anyone --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Is 2020 the worst year in the past 20 years? |
daftpunk_mk5 06/02/20 6:06:51 PM #37 | OrangeCrush980 posted... 9/11 is so overrated. Coronavirus has already beaten it easily No it hasn't when you consider the fallout of the iraq war destabilizing the middle east. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Is 2020 the worst year in the past 20 years? |
daftpunk_mk5 06/02/20 11:48:46 AM #6 | 2001... --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Does last of us get any better spoilers |
daftpunk_mk5 06/02/20 11:33:31 AM #3 | Just met bill. Bit more action but still super janky. Realistically how long till I can finish it if I rush? --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Debit card fraud decimated my bank account last night |
daftpunk_mk5 06/01/20 5:04:04 PM #20 | MC_BatCommander posted... Recommend you get a credit card through your bank. Pay off the balance every month. If there are ever fraudulent charges on the CC there is no actual money removed from your account so it's significantly easier to deal with than debit fraud. Who's going to give this guy a credit card when he only has $800 to his name --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Does last of us get any better spoilers |
daftpunk_mk5 06/01/20 4:58:29 PM #1 | I'm Maybe a third of the way in... at the part where you escaped into the woods with Ellie. People praise this game so much but it's been a chore to play. Gunplay is clunky, game is absurdly stingy with ammo, movement is slow, and rattlers do a bullshit one hit kill. Story is neat but rest of game isn't fun at all so far. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | JoJo Rabbit $9 for prime members (digital), buy it you chumps |
daftpunk_mk5 05/22/20 12:54:58 PM #24 | Lmao $9 for a movie download --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Tried Fallout 76 in the free weekend, it's still fucking terrible |
daftpunk_mk5 05/17/20 9:42:28 AM #1 | Glitchy as hell, runs like absolutely dogshit, the animations are awful and the menu is a nightmare to navigate with keyboard and mouse. And you can even use k+m at all while a controller is connected. If this is the game after a year and a half, I cant imagine what it must have been like on release. Edit: And quest tracking is completely broken in multiplayer. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Your top 10 pornstars: lets go |
daftpunk_mk5 05/16/20 8:20:52 PM #38 | ScazarMeltex posted... Mia Malkova I approve --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Your top 10 pornstars: lets go |
daftpunk_mk5 05/15/20 3:21:36 PM #9 | Suchomimus posted... Found the coomer wtf does that mean --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Your top 10 pornstars: lets go |
daftpunk_mk5 05/15/20 12:48:07 PM #5 | Changed mine slightly. Out with Sara Jaymes, in with Shyla Jennings. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Your top 10 pornstars: lets go |
daftpunk_mk5 05/15/20 12:36:43 PM #1 | Mine: 10 Vienna Black 9 Pepper Kester 8 Shyla Jennings 7 Allie Haze 6 Ariana Marie 5 Raven Riley 4 Adriana Chechik 3 Zoey Monroe 2 Dani Daniels 1 Anya Olsen --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | should i get assassin's creed odyssey |
daftpunk_mk5 05/04/20 1:38:50 PM #24 | Hexenherz posted... It's like any RPG these days - enemies drop weapons and armor, you can find unique weapons and armor in certain set locations, sometimes the Bounty Hunters drop unique (or at least rare) loot, and there are certain armor sets you can find that unlock special perks when you wear multiple pieces. The problem with this is that the gameplay doesnt get more complex in any meaningful way. Sure in any rpg, you get strong as enemies get stronger, but there's usually new mechanics and spells being introduced as the game goes on to keep things fresh and make you feel stronger. In odyssey, yeah there are new moves but its very superficial and doesnt meaningfully change the gameplay. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | hafthor 'the mountain' bjornson about to attempt deadlift world record: live now |
daftpunk_mk5 05/04/20 9:34:40 AM #40 | Balrog0 posted... Man you might be actually right. He seemed super butthurt in the lead up stuff I read So Eddie had pretty valid points early on. The way this started, Thor had been training to attempt the record at World's Strongest Man. When that got canceled due to covid, thor was like "ive been training for it, I'm still gonna do it at home" and Eddie called out that it wasnt going to be in officially sanctioned conditions. But then as it gained attention, it became more official with Magnus being sent to judge, Rogue sponsoring, ESPN broadcasting it, and people there to calibrate the weights. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | hafthor 'the mountain' bjornson about to attempt deadlift world record: live now |
daftpunk_mk5 05/04/20 9:28:24 AM #36 | Monolith1676 posted... So they all abused the same woman? Gah that poor woman. noooo, last guess --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | should i get assassin's creed odyssey |
daftpunk_mk5 05/04/20 9:27:56 AM #18 | I liked it a lot. Game is gorgeous and well acted, some side quests are very well written and there's a ton of different systems to sink into. I loved ship combat and hunting cult members for example. Biggest drawback though is how they handle leveling. Its a very sharp thing in this game, you get destroyed by enemies ~3 levels higher than you and can barely scratch them. Feels like numbers for numbers sake, doesnt actually feel like you get stronger by leveling. Hoping they fix that for Vikings. Btw, play as Kassandra. Much better acted and she's a fox. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | hafthor 'the mountain' bjornson about to attempt deadlift world record: live now |
daftpunk_mk5 05/04/20 9:23:28 AM #34 | Monolith1676 posted... They all abused different women. Nope try again, 2 guesses left --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | hafthor 'the mountain' bjornson about to attempt deadlift world record: live now |
daftpunk_mk5 05/03/20 6:32:32 PM #31 | Monolith1676 posted... Can you do that with Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein? Whats the difference between cosby, weinstein, and hafthor? 3 guesses --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | hafthor 'the mountain' bjornson about to attempt deadlift world record: live now |
daftpunk_mk5 05/02/20 1:02:20 PM #14 | HE DID IT!!! the madlad --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | hafthor 'the mountain' bjornson about to attempt deadlift world record: live now |
daftpunk_mk5 05/02/20 12:33:22 PM #7 | DuranOfForcena posted... and? He was just getting in character for Game of Thrones --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | hafthor 'the mountain' bjornson about to attempt deadlift world record: live now |
daftpunk_mk5 05/02/20 12:19:50 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mng5v3OEzA&feature=emb_title --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Does last of us get better? |
daftpunk_mk5 04/28/20 9:08:23 AM #1 | I've tried 3 times to get into it. So far I'm slightly past where you meet Ellie. Story is interesting but gameplay just isn't doing it for me. I hate the forced stealth and that you can kill an enemy with seemingly endless ammo but they'll only drop one measly bullet if you're lucky. Should I stick with it? --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | My friend who has COVID-19 hasn't responded to messages in a few days... |
daftpunk_mk5 04/26/20 9:25:16 AM #4 | he ded --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Man kingdom hearts really hasn't aged well |
daftpunk_mk5 04/26/20 9:24:55 AM #22 | Wonderland fucking sucks so much --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Man kingdom hearts really hasn't aged well |
daftpunk_mk5 04/24/20 4:37:16 PM #1 | I'm trying to play story so far before I start 3. On first game now. Camera is awfullll. Stuck in Alice in wonderland level now, keep getting lost. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Ark: Survival Evolved any good? |
daftpunk_mk5 03/01/20 4:36:17 PM #6 | I had a blast but i don't know how many people are still playing --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | cute ebony pornstars? |
daftpunk_mk5 02/29/20 9:29:51 AM #31 | Nia Nacci and Kira Noir are exactly what Im looking for --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | cute ebony pornstars? |
daftpunk_mk5 02/28/20 6:05:27 AM #27 | LookANinja posted... Kira noir... sometimes I like --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | cute ebony pornstars? |
daftpunk_mk5 02/27/20 2:54:07 PM #1 | Like, softer features, no oversized booties, bit lighter skin. Anyone fit the bill? --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Wolfenstein Youngblood is genuinely a terrible game |
daftpunk_mk5 02/17/20 3:16:07 PM #1 | It got a lot of criticism for the SJWism, cringe dialogue, and terrible writing. Yes, all of that is indeed the case. But it sucks from a gameplay standpoint too. Wolfenstein 2 at least had amazing gunplay in the rare parts you were actually in a shootout and not in a submarine with a bunch of stereotypes but Youngblood added forced RPG elements that ruin the gameplay. Leveling up for new abilities and buying weapon upgrades is great, but giving enemies levels too and making some unkillable if you aren't a high enough level is just poor design. Gonna uninstall this game now. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | lmaooo karma is real, get fucked biden |
daftpunk_mk5 02/11/20 9:55:23 PM #10 | Solar_Crimson posted... The spineless Republicans were never going to convict Trump anyway. An impeachment absolutely should not be a partisan thing. If half the country disagrees that the alleged offense even counts as wrongdoing, something is seriously wrong with the case. No other impeachment in history was this partisan. That said, now that Trump is cleared for asking for the investigation, I absolutely hope they go right back to investigating Biden and take it all the way. It's fucking absurd that Dems are more worked up about Trump investigating wrongdoing than the are about the actual alleged wrongdoing. It's like Clinton emails all over again: massive dump of emails showing Clinton's systematic corruption, interference in the primaries, quid pro quo for contributors, illegal dealings in office. How do the dems respond? "This is unacceptable, we have to find out who was responsible for bringing this to public knowledge". And they proceed to continue to operate business as usual buy taking a massive bribe to let Bloomberg into the debates. This shit is why Trump is gonna win a second term. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Well Warren bombing, good thing I didn't fill in my California ballot yet |
daftpunk_mk5 02/11/20 9:46:34 PM #18 | Only dem I'd consider is Booty Pete --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | lmaooo karma is real, get fucked biden |
daftpunk_mk5 02/11/20 9:33:41 PM #5 | MrResetti posted... * There's a bullet option now Nope > conveys temporal relation --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | I don't really care for Post Malone's music, but Circles is actually a good song |
daftpunk_mk5 02/11/20 9:30:56 PM #10 | Jackie Chan is a good song --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | lmaooo karma is real, get fucked biden |
daftpunk_mk5 02/11/20 9:30:22 PM #1 | >Trump asks Ukraine to investigate Biden and son's corrupt business dealings after they had prosecutor removed for investigating them >Dems cry foul and impeach Trump >Dems fail to convict Trump but succeed in bringing wide national attention to Biden corruption >Biden, favored Dem establishment candidate, drops to 5th place >Trump has record turnout to rallies and caucus Don't bite off more than you can chew --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Honestly pretty fucked up JLo didn't bring Pitbull to the halftime show |
daftpunk_mk5 02/02/20 9:19:48 PM #7 | Who was the dude Shakira brought? --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | I didn't realize Gamestop differentiates between the Switch models for trade-ins |
daftpunk_mk5 01/31/20 3:03:28 PM #2 | Meanwhile bozos on my local buy and sell facebook page are asking $300+ for the old model. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Scientist may have found the appendix's purpose |
daftpunk_mk5 01/31/20 3:02:08 PM #6 | >> updated 10/5/2007 4:39:39 PM ET --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | McConnell Now Likely Has Votes To Block Witnesses; Trial Could End Soon |
daftpunk_mk5 01/31/20 2:58:52 PM #25 | Good. You cant bring a case to trial and then after the trial starts say "oh wait we have more witnesses we want to call". Whole thing is a complete joke. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Nancy Pelosi needs to come back at Mitch McConnell after the impeachment trial |
daftpunk_mk5 01/31/20 2:57:35 PM #5 | Pelosi needs to resign after the trial. She's a fucking disgrace. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Certain Sanders supporters urge him to reject Joe Rogan endorsement |
daftpunk_mk5 01/28/20 11:10:54 AM #5 | Antifar posted... The people cited in that article are not Sanders supporters. Regardless of if I agree about your assessment of him, the kind of people that care about the stuff (the young social Justice crowd) don't actually vote in primaries. I'd argue starting to court Trump folders for the general is much more important. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
Topic | Certain Sanders supporters urge him to reject Joe Rogan endorsement |
daftpunk_mk5 01/26/20 4:42:12 PM #4 | Bimp --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
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