Lurker > JimCarrysToe

Heres a cute bunny video to help cheer you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKBNY_5CIAE

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

I just now saw on twitter johnny told me he got suspended again, WALTER! GO EAT THE MODS!

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

CanuckCowboy posted...

Holy shit thats a cool game if it works. Nice.

It does! I'm been playing it all the time now, I just played one of the first videos I watched on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps9e1vqOKtM

You do only get to play 5 songs tho but it refills every 30 minutes or you can watch an ad. Considering buying it so I don't have to deal with that.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

McgeesAlice808 posted...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-xJ-jIJNk
squishy turtle and a baby Joey @JimCarrysToe

o so cute!

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

I just remembered I had this rhythm game beat craft that let's you search up any youtube vid you want for the music and it didn't work when I first tried it but I just now played this on it and it's pretty fun, I'm not too good at the slidey bits tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ

I forgot how much I love goatbed too lol. Had one of their songs on my phone and the game let me play it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkTUIc-qac

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ZBCXoliWQ

Massive improvement I think.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1yolI7O0U

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4HcWgtP5h0

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I dunno about Willy there but I have been to Mexico. Getting drunk down there is dirt cheap.

Make any new dolphin friends there?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Man the ppl tattoo artists meet is crazy, imagine meeting someone who got banned from mexico for fucking a dolphin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AifMCbbZrFY

On a completely unrelated note, @WilliamPorygon have you ever been to mexico? Lol

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

CanuckCowboy posted...

Yeah it has to be a beloved neutral party. Shes perfect. Okay maybe shes not entirely neutral but still.

Walter looks at his watch and it always says time to go. Never not ready.

Definitely not neutral lol, I hope walter beats the crap outa doge!

Also idk how to make an election topic..... I'm just gonna make a poll in it that says
1.Walter
2.Not doge cuz he's an ass sniffer so walter

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN8

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Who wants to watch a guy eat butter for 20 minutes with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZWSjNPiZsg

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Been binging ppl getting their shitty tattoos covered up, man some ppl are just stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qe4fETPSOQ

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Relient_K posted...

Once I took my first shower I never had a bath again. I'd probably enjoy it enough but I have a hard time getting over sitting in a tub that I don't feel like 100000% clean.

Same, also my tub is fuckin small.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Definitely not cow or cat shit, try goat shit? If anyone tells you snake shit it's a scam. Trust me.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Whoooo! One of my fav science channels got their monetization back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnOLaF0RUAQ

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Twen thousand and twoty

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWqv0Z3ErM

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

"I'm willing to sacrifice a little penetration for a bigger hole"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdipblQmgnw

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

CanuckCowboy posted...

Not as much as youd think. I mean i should let him answer but he generally seems underwhelmed.

Raw beef > cooked chicken > everything that exists.

Theyre supposed to be at least 1 year -18 months before they get raw chicken but hell probly lose his shit for that wjen the time comes

Why does he have to wait for raw chicken?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

GregShmedley posted...

He's also a welcher.

I provided proof I stepped on a bug (accidentally) so he would stop posting for 24 hours and he basically melted down and made up all of these rules on how it has to be a video with both visual and verbal proof of it being the user and blah blah blah. He even made a poll about it in a completely random board.

We then had a poll on CE with an agreed upon 24 hour period for the results to come in. A slim majority voted that it wasn't enough proof within that time but then eventually the "enough proof" option won after another couple hours.

This makes me want to step on a bug and see what happens.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Hl WALTER! *tosses walter a fishy* does walter like fish?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Imagine just walking down the street and you see green foam floating around and this guys house looking like it's being consumed by it lol

Skip to 9:00 if the "copy url at current time" didn't work.
https://youtu.be/XXn4fP3CnJg?t=544


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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

*sounds alarm* TC IS DOING AN ILLEGAL!

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

This just happened to my stepdad a few days ago..... conspiracy?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Miserable faileru

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Duncanwii posted...

There are people in the house though. My parents and both my sisters.

Yea so? You have your own room don't you?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Umbreon posted...

Unironically this. Nothing like a good "self love" session to tire yourself out. Put the refractory period to use!

(NyQuil is an alternative I suppose)

I wish that made me sleepy, but it's more like getting out of my comfy bed, running across the street and back real quick, then trying to go to sleep. It just wakes me up. :/


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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Guys this is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQEIrNSPoQE

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el-1R19mUr4

@everyone

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

SiO4 posted...

https://imgur.com/6h5S7eL

https://imgur.com/UASiAMy

THANK YOU! it's not quite "redneck looking real rednecky while shitting" but I didn't specify that. I've saved both of them. Thxlol.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

@Johnny_Nutcase

Why you goin to bed so early?

I posted this last night you soggy breadstick, I ain't goin to bed right now.

So do you have a pic of someone shootin turds and bullets at the same time?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

I still want a pic of someone shitting while holding a gun like theres a ninja hiding in the bathroom somewhere.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

You got chicken pox really late too?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Foppe posted...

I missed him.

Goddamnit, be faster! Heard he's at walmart today GO GET THAT PIC

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Song using a scam email as lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEprCmaSacs

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Excuse me.

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

TeaMilk posted...

Yeah lol

@stone
@Lord_Shadow
@PatrickMahomes
@JimCarrysToe
@BlazinBlue88
@BignutzisBack
@teepan95
@Carlbertomfg

Whoaaaa I completely forgot about this contest lol, voted for u!

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

thank you good night

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

I cannot find a SINGLE FUCKING PICTURE of someone holding a gun while on the toilet, but I did find these.





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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy

Look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtr13I2ZXC8

I feel bad... sort of.

But just why?

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''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy