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TopicWhat big releases does Nintendo have planned for next year? Do we know?
CookieV3
12/15/19 11:42:54 AM
#9
Bravely Default 2 was just announced. Otherwise yeah the major hitters have been covered already pretty much and Bayo 3 is giving me signs that its in development hell after a full year of silence. A January direct should come out as is the pattern.

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TopicWhats with the Wii U revisionist history?
CookieV3
12/14/19 12:29:56 PM
#14
DeadBankerDream posted...
That's a silly thing to actually believe. Some numbers have fairly obvious meaning in context. Like, people understand what the 64 in Nintendo 64 refers to, what the 98 in Windows 98 refers to, or what the 360 in Xbox 360 refers to.

Nobody has a clue what the One in Xbox One means.
The one means that its an all in one entertainment system according to their initial presentation. The 360 in Xbox 360 is a mystery to me and probably most people who played it since it was just the console to get back then. And besides, not knowing what it means doesnt excuse thinking its actually the first Xbox.

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TopicWhats with the Wii U revisionist history?
CookieV3
12/14/19 12:21:19 PM
#10
Yeah it certainly was a big reason. Very underpowered too but without the whole handheld thing to make up for it like the Switch. Wii owners, the large demographic they had built up, didnt feel it because their Wii wasnt broken/ the confusion and more serious gamers were busy with other options as we know.

People saying the name Xbox One is confusing are just stupid lol. Thats like saying the Xbox 360 was the 360th Xbox model.

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Topic10 billion dollars but you experience all videogame death your characters have d
CookieV3
12/12/19 3:09:48 PM
#63
I would be there for what would feel like years because of how many mistakes I've made. I wouldn't be able to spend any money when I'm too busy being crazy in some padded room about how many times I fell down a pit and broke every bone in my body ALONE.

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TopicIt's been a while since the border wall was talked about, is it even being built
CookieV3
12/12/19 2:58:44 PM
#7
He's gonna need a reelection to even get started on the final project and then it might just be a political tool by a competitor to get it torn down.

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TopicIs life a bitch?
CookieV3
12/12/19 2:54:11 PM
#26
Yeah genetics for sure can play a big part. Even if I trained as hard as I could I could never match Usain Bolt in his prime if even in his retirement because he's got such a gifted body for that. However I can still do my best with what I have and become my best self at something I'm passionate about.
Even if you don't have good legs you can find something else to do. It's like dating. It sucks when you break up with the supposedly perfect woman(in this case, a Hobby) but you have plenty of time and chances to find a new passion.
Basically what I'm saying is, do the best with what you got and improve what you got is the ultimate moral of this topic. Amen.

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TopicThe Smash Ultimate board is a mess.
CookieV3
12/09/19 5:21:59 PM
#5
Yeah I dont like how its all just about the next literally who character and who is going to get in and who deserves to. Rarely is there a topic about the actual game as it is.

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TopicPOLL: If the leaked Star Wars spoilers are true, will you be happy? (SPOILERS)
CookieV3
12/09/19 2:43:37 PM
#38
I don't lose any sleep on Star Wars. I've only seen the original trilogy, Force Awakens and Rogue One and the rest is just casual knowledge on Star Wars from putting on videos in the background. For sure the fanbase will blow up on this just as hard if not harder than the Last Jedi if I think it's stupid.

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TopicPOLL: If the leaked Star Wars spoilers are true, will you be happy? (SPOILERS)
CookieV3
12/09/19 2:08:19 PM
#33
Wewillrocku posted...
he killed children and can't be redeemed. this is by far the dumbest thing about george lucas.
Its not like he was praised for it in universe. Nobody knows it was Anakin who did it and he still died a shell of his former self. He still fries himself. He just did the right thing before he died.
I think that while chosen one plots are normally terrible just on their own, the way it was executed here where it had this twist made up for it.

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TopicPOLL: If the leaked Star Wars spoilers are true, will you be happy? (SPOILERS)
CookieV3
12/09/19 1:39:17 PM
#26
One of the coolest things about Anakin was how he redeemed himself and fulfilled the prophecy even after years of doing the wrong thing and transforming into a monster. This doesnt even make sense. If sidious can predict Anakins turn then why cant he predict being killed by Rey?

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TopicScenario: You, your wife, and your adult daughter are eating dinner >_>
CookieV3
12/02/19 6:19:16 PM
#32
stone posted...
CookieV3 posted...
EverDownward posted...
Send the steak back because it's FUCKING RAW

Well Done is the opposite of raw.

It's still a bit red inside.. That's raw! The only red you should see on a steak is the ketchup.

Oh I forgot about the fockin red in the steak.
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TopicScenario: You, your wife, and your adult daughter are eating dinner >_>
CookieV3
12/02/19 2:43:39 PM
#21
EverDownward posted...
Send the steak back because it's FUCKING RAW

Well Done is the opposite of raw.
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TopicScenario: You, your wife, and your adult daughter are eating dinner >_>
CookieV3
12/02/19 9:58:01 AM
#12
I'm eating burnt steak with ketchup and my daughter comes out as Moana Bigjugs to ruin any appetite I could've possibly had. This is horrible.
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Topic"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" Corny, or hard?
CookieV3
11/26/19 9:56:25 AM
#3
It's hard on its own. Only reason it felt corny was because of the dialogue and voice acting before.
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TopicScenario: Your friend gets you a board game instead of the red Mega Man
CookieV3
11/25/19 2:54:48 PM
#9
Duncanwii posted...
What the heck is a red mega man?

it's mega man but red you buffoon
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TopicName things that give you an anti-boner
CookieV3
11/25/19 2:52:17 PM
#22
pixie cuts
giant lips
facial piercings
big tattoos
anorexia
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TopicWould you rather have a 2 inch penis or a penis that continuo grows 1 ft a month
CookieV3
11/23/19 2:08:40 PM
#8
2 inches. Just claim to be celibate. I imagine having a dick that big would not only be very hard to hide, but also detrimental to your health similar to what people with record breaking long nails deal with. Youd only be good for those weird monster cock porn videos.
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TopicYou're Immortal but you'll be 10-years old forever
CookieV3
11/22/19 3:12:40 PM
#13
You'd be so limited as a 10 year old. You wouldn't be allowed to drive, have sex, pursue any jobs you'd want. You'll eventually be recognized for your ability to not age if you don't keep moving. And then there's the typical argument against Immortality. You'd eventually spend a very VERY long time in space just floating. At best you'd get caught in the gravitational pull of another planet where maybe an advanced society will come investigate and rescue you. Eventually even that won't be a possibility. You could also get trapped under something like a building and not be able to die. Maybe the rubble is too heavy for your little boy body?
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TopicGoogle promotes "gender neutral" controller as Stadia selling point
CookieV3
11/22/19 11:59:02 AM
#20
The Wii Remote is clearly an intimidating masculine controller and that was a big reason why that system failed as we know.
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TopicIs good online important to you in a fighting game?
CookieV3
11/21/19 11:04:34 AM
#7
My friends can't come over all the time and CPUs are unlike humans so yes I'd like a good online with my fighting game.
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TopicMoshi Monsters is Shutting down
CookieV3
11/21/19 7:28:01 AM
#10
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ahhhh
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TopicFuck people that like spicy/hot foods
CookieV3
11/20/19 10:40:29 AM
#11
You just jealous. I don't do it to show off anyway. I do it because I like the feeling.
I don't like it when it's just spice and no taste though, that's just not fun
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TopicI hate the way Chi Chi was written in the Dragon Ball series
CookieV3
11/20/19 10:36:09 AM
#41
Chi Chi at the end of original Dragon Ball was cute. Now she's the main reason why Goten is probably gonna grow up a wimp smh. (I give Gohan a pass since fighting for fighting's sake wasn't in his nature).
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TopicNo Nut November Club
CookieV3
11/20/19 8:51:26 AM
#176
I failed a few days back. Im lying to say that Im still in and getting the money but Im putting it towards charity since obviously I dont deserve it now. I just dont wanna hear them make fun of me after all that talk if I dont have to lol.
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TopicWhich franchise has more good games, Sonic or Mega Man?
CookieV3
11/19/19 2:54:03 PM
#10
Mega Man for sure. After the Classic series, the quality of Sonic's games are brought into question and are either of mixed opinion or bad in the fanbase.
Mega Man tends not to take as many risks unless they're making a new spin off series and as such playing it safe has lead to consistently great games, even if it does become tiring to long time fans marathoning(Which I think is a big reason why 4 and beyond don't stack up to Mega Man 2 for many people despite that game being rough around the edges). Mega Man has only three really bad games(X6, X7, Mega Man and Bass) in its long history, while Sonic can be a trainwreck half the time.
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TopicHypothetical: You have the power to become giant. What do you do?
CookieV3
11/16/19 9:38:30 PM
#4
Become giant
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TopicNo Nut November Club
CookieV3
11/16/19 10:34:48 AM
#160
codey posted...
No nut November is weird. Obviously, there's nothing weird about not nutting. It's an exercise in self control. That's really respectful. The weird part is the communal aspect. The weird part is making it an event with a bunch of other anonymous people. Not nutting for a month with a bunch of other dudes just feels like a bizarre sexual practice, especially since you know that at midnight when December 1st hits a bunch of dudes are going to collectively make a mess on their stomachs.

Yes, it is low key one of the gayest things in the mainstream. I love it
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TopicYou call yourself a gamer, you son of a bitch?
CookieV3
11/14/19 2:39:27 PM
#9
ummmmmmm

Burger?
Sorry I can't think anymore I'm tired
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TopicWhat are your (non-sexual) turnoffs?
CookieV3
11/14/19 11:25:48 AM
#37
Being rude to others, jealousy, manipulation, childish behavior, patronizing.
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TopicTwinkies is being turned into a breakfast cereal
CookieV3
11/14/19 9:51:45 AM
#6
Yeah I'm liking all the new cereals they put out. I get one every now and then and they do taste accurate/good for the most part excluding the sour patch cereal.
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TopicNo Nut November Club
CookieV3
11/14/19 8:29:54 AM
#150
Only two others left in the challenge with me already. The others cracked pretty quickly. I think these two will be tougher nuts to crack but hopefully theyll give in. Would love all the money to myself. Im not having trouble at all.
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TopicThe Legend of Bum-Bo
CookieV3
11/13/19 8:46:25 PM
#4
ToPoPO posted...
Looks like trash from what I've seen, at least aesthetically.

Ayy
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TopicThe guy in the bathroom here is peeing REALLY hard.
CookieV3
11/13/19 10:20:13 AM
#10
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH

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TopicGame Grumps Danny rumoured to be manipulative sleazebag pedophile
CookieV3
11/12/19 9:15:42 AM
#11
Clearly biased anti Game Grumps subreddit.
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TopicNo Nut November Club
CookieV3
11/11/19 9:27:32 AM
#129
I'm doing it as a bet with friends. Whoever wins gets money from the others. I'm going strong and very confident. 7 people in the challenge, two are out already and two others are showing signs of cracking soon. If I win I'm probably sharing the prize with at least one other unfortunately since it would feel personal with only two of us left lol.
One of them edged too much and cracked when his online girlfriend did...something to him.
The other was 'bored' and just decided to fail(yeah right).
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TopicWhere the fuck is Sonic Mania 2?
CookieV3
11/10/19 6:31:18 PM
#11
Sonic team just doesnt want money it seems. Making all the shit choices.
Sonic Mania wouldve been perfect if it was all original zones and could therefore stand on its own more rather than piggybacking on the nostalgia of old ones.
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TopicHow angry does the career game streamer way of life make you?
CookieV3
11/07/19 3:12:58 PM
#85
Sitting on my ass for most of the day is hard to do on my own time. If I'm not playing with a friend I'm taking a break every now and then. I certainly don't envy them.

The people who give them money choose to because they love to watch them. They have to do commentary, have an entertaining personality on top of it, some may be limited on the games they can play because of their audience. In the case of some, have consistently great gameplay. You'd have to have a lot of endurance, patience, and love for games to be a streamer. It only looks easy on the surface.

It's nowhere near the hardest job but my passion for it would run dry quick if I did it so regularly.
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TopicNo Nut November Club
CookieV3
11/07/19 2:58:25 PM
#86
A month a year won't give you cancer. All of that splooge comes out hard when you're done and free to masturbate. Anyone who says that is just using that as an unneeded excuse to not participate. They probably aren't so health conscious about anything else.
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TopicLookit this dude's silly Spongebob jerk arms
CookieV3
11/07/19 11:45:35 AM
#5
I'm a JERK and everybody loves me!
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Topicmcdonalds have killed their in store experience for ubereats and being cheap
CookieV3
11/06/19 3:38:31 PM
#11
Yeah I tried one of those at a McDonalds in California. We waited a long ass time for a fast food restaurant while like 3 people in line at the same time get their meals after we had ordered ours. Yet half of my family still tried to convince me that this shitty self checkout was better. Better for avoiding people maybe, but not great at the actual food part.
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TopicTerry has more complex inputs than Ryu in Smash
CookieV3
11/06/19 3:32:36 PM
#20
The option is good for those who want it. I cant see how professional players can just do that shit on the spot so well. I struggle to do the hadouken input meanwhile.
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Topicerection was hard as fuck yesterday, never seen it grow so much
CookieV3
11/06/19 3:29:23 PM
#18
LordFarquad1312 posted...
CookieV3 posted...
I think a lot of us will win or at least be counted as a winner because we don't really have a reliable way of telling if somebody nutted or not

Just get a good whiff of their underpants bruh.

Might work. Risky as well, might nut on the spot at the scent. Hmm...
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Topicerection was hard as fuck yesterday, never seen it grow so much
CookieV3
11/06/19 3:03:56 PM
#16
Bullet_Wing posted...
CookieV3 posted...
Nope. I'm doing No Nut November. Normally I wouldn't bother but this time if I win I get money. Of course I could just lie and say I did it but I wanna prove something to myself.
Who the hell would pay for something like that?

It's a challenge me and my friends are doing. Every participant adds money to the prize. I think a lot of us will win or at least be counted as a winner because we don't really have a reliable way of telling if somebody nutted or not besides interrogation(lol) or relying on their guilt to make them tell us. With multiple winners the money would be split between us.
I think it's not very well thought out, but so long as I get my share I'm not objecting.
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Topicerection was hard as fuck yesterday, never seen it grow so much
CookieV3
11/06/19 2:54:34 PM
#14
Bullet_Wing posted...
CookieV3 posted...
Yeah same here. God I miss jerking my peeny until pure bliss and release. You dont know what you have until its gone.
Gone? What happened? Are you that guy who confessed to having an accident with farm equipment?

Nope. I'm doing No Nut November. Normally I wouldn't bother but this time if I win I get money. Of course I could just lie and say I did it but I wanna prove something to myself.
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Topicerection was hard as fuck yesterday, never seen it grow so much
CookieV3
11/06/19 1:13:09 PM
#4
Yeah same here. God I miss jerking my peeny until pure bliss and release. You dont know what you have until its gone.
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TopicHunter shoots deer, it feigns death, then kills the hunter when he gets close
CookieV3
11/01/19 8:51:35 AM
#74
Don't get me wrong, that's tragic for his family but simultaneously that's fucking badass.
evil_zombie11 posted...
davidg4l posted...
Fair next.

Rules of nature.



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TopicC/D: The U.S.A is the greatest country on Earth today
CookieV3
10/31/19 1:13:00 PM
#3
I just think its pretty neat myself
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