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TopicBang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00
Mad_Max
10/17/19 8:58:55 PM
#54
RedPixel posted...
This board is so fucked. The mods are so fucked.

I made a topic called "A vegan and a Marine are in a bar-- who tells you what they are first?" and I get modded for trolling, and meanwhile this shit is allowed to stay up?

Cry more
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TopicI'm texting Chris D'Elia
Mad_Max
10/17/19 7:57:26 PM
#2
That guy is hilarious
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TopicValley of The Geeks
Mad_Max
10/17/19 5:46:26 PM
#351
I'm with PO on Meaning>LoB>HG.
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TopicPaul Dano signs on to play Riddler opposite Pattinson's Batman
Mad_Max
10/17/19 2:45:12 PM
#1
TopicITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 3
Mad_Max
10/17/19 12:14:51 PM
#11
lively pubic lice
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TopicCNN... the fakest of the fake news.
Mad_Max
10/17/19 12:08:27 PM
#10
HornedLion posted...
George Carlin spoke about this years ago.

Its just... how do we get out of this Matrix.

In order for them(the elite) to keep their hold... they will eventually have to censor the internet.


Jen0125 posted...
Where's the link? Cant imagine you potentially misrepresenting what they said in any way.

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TopicRed Dead Redemption 2 coming to PC on November 5th.
Mad_Max
10/17/19 10:30:40 AM
#12
PC trailer is predictably gorgeous:


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TopicOcarina of Time.
Mad_Max
10/17/19 9:52:46 AM
#2
Ocarina of Time.
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TopicBang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00
Mad_Max
10/17/19 9:25:25 AM
#44
Trialia posted...
incest but necromancy - sick!)

Hell yeah totally sick

ywtJPT8
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TopicAre you unionized at your work?
Mad_Max
10/17/19 9:22:09 AM
#4
I'm being onionized at my work.
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Topicimagine actually donating to Wikipedia
Mad_Max
10/16/19 1:00:41 PM
#2
Imagine caring how other people spend their own money
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TopicEnough is enough
Mad_Max
10/16/19 12:35:54 PM
#2
Try swapping seats with them
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TopicOh shit i'm going to Fallingwater this weekend
Mad_Max
10/16/19 12:33:36 PM
#2
My foster mom is an architect and she loves Frank Lloyd Wright. I've never been there but she has books on the place, seen a lot of photos. Hope you have a good time!

Also just heard this band for the first time you might dig them:

https://lazerwulf.bandcamp.com/
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TopicBang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00
Mad_Max
10/16/19 11:47:09 AM
#10
I'd let my dad bang me for a cool mil. We're practically strangers, it'd be like having sex with some random dude.
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TopicI'm training a new truck driver at my job and holy fuck is it agonizing
Mad_Max
10/16/19 9:20:52 AM
#1
Mind you, this is someone who has "graduated" tractor trailer school and is fully licensed.

Passing by the entrance to Lowe's a half mile before we have to get onto a highway, which is clearly visible further up the road: "Is this the entrance to the highway?" Oh, you mean that parking lot there?

On said highway, quickly shifts into 10th gear, should be in 8th at best. Engine is overworked. I say "Don't rush through the gears, ride them out a bit more before shifting. Watch your RPMs." Get them to downshift to 7th. We're now going 30mph in a 65mph zone. Remind them to use their hazards, that communicating with the traffic around you is equally as important as safely handling the vehicle. Have to tell them when it's okay to shift out of 7th, they say "Should I put it into 10th?"

Remind them they need to mind their trailer off-tracking when making turns, to take turns wider, to think of turning the trailer not just the tractor. They turn like they're driving a car and run over a curb with the trailer.

Have had to come to a dead stop going up hill on 3 separate occasions because they missed a gear and couldn't find it... then they proceed to burn my clutch up in efforts to avoid rolling backward downhill

It's only 9AM and I'm ready for this day to be over
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TopicSwapping aeroplane seats: Do you do it?
Mad_Max
10/16/19 8:28:40 AM
#20
I don't usually travel with the tools necessary to remove a seat from an airplane, so no.
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TopicWould you marry an artificial being?
Mad_Max
10/16/19 6:31:04 AM
#2
Nah. Might bang one, though.

Here's what I want to know: would boning a robot count as cheating if you're already involved with someone?
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TopicWitcher series 85% off
Mad_Max
10/16/19 5:54:53 AM
#3
Why would anyone want 15% of a game?
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TopicITT: Bad video game jokes
Mad_Max
10/15/19 4:37:30 PM
#2
What material is Mario's overalls made of?

(to the tune of the Underground Theme)
Denim Denim Denim

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TopicWho was that vore guy?
Mad_Max
10/15/19 12:26:57 PM
#15
lol
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
Mad_Max
10/15/19 12:22:06 PM
#13
So cannibalism?
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
Mad_Max
10/15/19 12:16:37 PM
#11
wtf is vore
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Topici have a food product that, according to the internet, does not exist.
Mad_Max
10/15/19 12:15:46 PM
#12
Cacciato posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
It's because it isn't really food. You did buy it at Wal-Mart.

Why do you say stupid shit like this

Because he likes to think he's better than the lowly riff-raff who shop at Walmart. Basic snobbery
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Topicdo you feel bad for jared leto for joker?
Mad_Max
10/15/19 10:34:42 AM
#4
Honestly I didn't hate the Leto Joker and thought it was an interesting take on the character. Biggest issue I had with the Leto version was cosmetic. His acting was fine imho

I don't feel bad for him. He took a gamble with that role and it didn't pay off. Thems the breaks in Hollywood
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TopicIs satellite radio worth it?
Mad_Max
10/15/19 8:17:15 AM
#10
Can't say whether it would be worth it for you or anyone else, but I listen to it every day. Mostly Howard Stern, sports talk, news, and Willie's Roadhouse.

Being that I drive hundreds of miles in my truck for work, it's awesome being able to listen to the same station uninterrupted
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TopicWhat is your favorite breakfast?
Mad_Max
10/15/19 5:55:54 AM
#3
Second breakfast
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TopicIn general are you a fan of the mcu films?
Mad_Max
10/14/19 5:11:42 PM
#6
I wouldn't say "in general". Maybe in lieutenant.
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TopicHey ladies, want to find out if a guy really likes you?
Mad_Max
10/14/19 4:59:35 PM
#8
MICHALECOLE posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Get a sex change, if they really love you they'll accept you for who you are.

ANOTHER ONE?!

I knew those wigs were yours!
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TopicDo you consider yourself a howard stern fan?
Mad_Max
10/14/19 3:23:59 PM
#12
ParanoidObsessive posted...
I feel like he became pretty much everything he professed to hate in the radio industry 20+ years ago, and stopped being worth listening to even longer ago than that.

He's definitely changed a lot over the years, and intentionally evolved his show away from the whole "shock jock" thing and lost some of his edge as a result

For a while he was using Artie as his conduit for edginess, so he could play it safe and schmooze the A-listers to build the show up. With Artie gone and no one to fill the Jackie chair the show has lost most of its teeth, and I can see where older fans would be nostalgic for "classic Stern", but I still enjoy the show. It's just for different reasons than I used to.

Another interesting development over the years has been the rise in podcasting. If "old school Stern" was someone's thing, there's likely to be a dozen podcasts out there that will sate them. And I think Stern recognizes that and realizes, for better or worse, that he can't please everyone so he might as well make the show he wants, critics and scorned fans be damned
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TopicDo you consider yourself a howard stern fan?
Mad_Max
10/14/19 2:23:57 PM
#8
FrozenBananas posted...
he has his finger on the pulse of pop culture. Or...he used to. Not sure if he still does

Eh... He tries... I think he relies on his staff to keep him as current as possible but if you listen every day you can tell he's out of the loop on some things
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TopicDo you consider yourself a howard stern fan?
Mad_Max
10/14/19 6:03:07 AM
#4
Yeah I listen every week. I miss Artie, and think the show suffers for not having someone there cracking jokes like that, but still enjoy the show for the most part. The puppets they're doing now on the app are great, and his interviews are always phenomenal. Especially enjoy the musical guests. Most of the time it's someone I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to, and I find myself surprised by how good and talented they sound.

I'm enjoying the Michael Rappaport/Brent Hatley "feud". Brent clearly doesn't understand that Rappaport feeds off of his agitation, and his comebacks are grade school level pathetic
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TopicIs apple pie any good?
Mad_Max
10/13/19 8:43:11 PM
#8
CTLM posted...
I like it. But for a really sweet treat, I make the "filling" and just eat that. Just eating the cinnamon and sugar over the apples is delicious

You ever have apple crisp? I prefer it to apple pie.
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TopicIs apple pie any good?
Mad_Max
10/13/19 8:04:41 PM
#3
Depends on who makes it. My mom made incredible apple pie filling but her crust was bland and dry. My grandmother made a decent pie. My wife makes a stellar apple pie, crust and all.
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TopicAnother day, another mass shooting in the US
Mad_Max
10/13/19 7:10:00 PM
#36
Mead posted...
ass shoo

Gesundheit
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Topic10,000$ but you're entire porn history is revealed to everyone in the world
Mad_Max
10/13/19 6:43:17 PM
#2
The porn I watch is pretty tame but $10K is not enough money for me. Nay.
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TopicPoll: Which type of GameFAQs.com posters get on your nerves more:
Mad_Max
10/13/19 3:57:49 PM
#6
HellShark posted...
There is no alt. This is the real deal.

Did you take a 10 year hiatus?
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TopicThe load times on Skyrim for Switch are incredible
Mad_Max
10/13/19 3:34:31 PM
#9
Jen0125 posted...
Incredibly fucking LONG

You know what else is incredibly fucking long?

My toenails
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TopicPoll: Which type of GameFAQs.com posters get on your nerves more:
Mad_Max
10/13/19 3:32:28 PM
#3
Damn this is one old ass alt
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Topic2019 is likely the LAST YEAR i'll be posting Dailymail News Topics...
Mad_Max
10/13/19 2:09:26 PM
#2
The mods must be crazy!
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TopicCNN Thinks Trump Will Resign
Mad_Max
10/13/19 2:05:17 PM
#128
Fazeo13 posted...
If Dems had even a shred of decency then Tulsi would be a shoe in to oppose Trump but I have a bad feeling she's going to get Bernie-ed. .I expect Hillary or Biden

Hillary isn't running.

Fazeo13 posted...
he has tried to do what his constituents wanted even though them dems oppose him at every turn.

Trump had a majority in both the House and Senate for TWO years, yet the Dems have been the ones to oppose him at "every" turn?

Fazeo13 posted...
Geez, I swear people can't think for themselves or do the research anymore it's like they're brainwashed

Ironic!
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TopicCNN Thinks Trump Will Resign
Mad_Max
10/13/19 11:05:13 AM
#121
Fazeo13 posted...
Yes but it doesn't mean he's going to get impeached or even get close to getting impeached, what will come of it? it's a gray area.

What is being called for now is an inquiry into impeachment. It's an investigation to see if the President has done anything worthy of impeachment.

Fazeo13 posted...
Geez, I swear people can't think for themselves or do the research anymore it's like they're brainwashed

Ironic!
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TopicCNN Thinks Trump Will Resign
Mad_Max
10/13/19 9:47:41 AM
#114
Here's Fox News for you, since you're hung up on bias.

Straight from the Dumbass-In-Chief himself:



Around 1:40 or so.

Fazeo13 posted...
Geez, I swear people can't think for themselves or do the research anymore it's like they're brainwashed


Ironic!
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TopicCop killed another innocent in their own home..
Mad_Max
10/13/19 8:33:36 AM
#15
The sister at the end of that video :'((((

She's absolutely right. Guy had been a cop a little over a year. Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to patrol certain situations without more comprehensive training. Maybe they should shadow a seasoned veteran officer for a number of years before being allowed to do things on their own.
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TopicWhat games do the various fast food companies have?
Mad_Max
10/12/19 4:46:34 PM
#2
Chick-fil-A has Bible Adventures
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TopicCNN Thinks Trump Will Resign
Mad_Max
10/12/19 2:17:38 PM
#110
Mead posted...
Fazeo13 posted...
3rd hand unsubstantiated nonsense as usual


Like him saying it on live television

Very questionable source

Boom got 'im
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TopicTwo of Giuliani's associates tied to Trump's campaign + Ukraine arrested
Mad_Max
10/12/19 2:12:11 PM
#8
People who love sniffing Trump's jock strap seem to think a couple arrests don't amount to much more than a fishing expedition, but let's not forget that there's a whole slew of indictments being piled up by Trump and his moron cronies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_charges_brought_in_the_Special_Counsel_investigation_(2017%E2%80%932019)
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TopicJust a random thought on this Saturday morning.
Mad_Max
10/12/19 10:40:47 AM
#9
hypnox posted...
Mead posted...
Ever think that maybe you just werent a good fit for the first job? It happens


I agree with this. My work performance is greatly dependent if I like that job or not.

Same. I drove trucks in the Army and wanted to do that when I got out. Got a job at a lumberyard that told me they'd let me use one of their trucks to take the road test. Two years after getting hired I was still on a forklift building lumber orders for other drivers to deliver... I was miserable, and it showed in my performance. Got fired, and my very next job fulfilled the promise to allow me to use their truck for the test. Been happy as a clam since. Love driving truck.

HornedLion posted...
Being let go or laid off is very traumatic.

Years ago I worked for a company that absolutely loved me. Despite this they laid me off twice in 3 years. Each time I was laid off it only lasted a month. In hindsight thats not bad, and was a nice little vacation. Except for the fact that when I was laid off I didnt know at the time it would only be for a month. The company didnt know either. They said Id be back as soon as they got a new client for me, which could have taken many months.

There are plenty of jobs that are seasonal, or dependent on work contracts, where layoffs are part and parcel of the job. Unless they lied to you when you were hired and said they don't lay people off I don't see how that could be traumatic. What you're describing is different from what Judg is describing.
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TopicJust a random thought on this Saturday morning.
Mad_Max
10/12/19 9:36:10 AM
#4
Judgmenl posted...
Mad_Max posted...
Why are you still crying over something that happened 2-3 years ago.


Because once At-Will employment kicks you in the ass it haunts you forever.

Only if you let it.
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TopicJust a random thought on this Saturday morning.
Mad_Max
10/12/19 9:25:37 AM
#2
Why are you still crying over something that happened 2-3 years ago.

Let it go, man. Move on with your life. Your current job appreciates you, why are you hanging on to shit from years ago?
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TopicGetting a new gaming pc tomorrow, pick what game I buy to rest it
Mad_Max
10/12/19 9:08:15 AM
#6
RDR 2 on Nov 5th
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