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One of my favorite things about the Sami Zayn promos, which are truly the best thing in wrestling today, is that hes been doing them for weeks now and literally no one from the back disagrees enough to interrupt
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One thing I do hope for MitB is that Graves is finally confronted with a Bliss vs Mandy scenario
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So last week Dave is like one thing I hate about WWE promos is when everyone lists off how many times theyve held each title

And then this week EVERYONE DID THAT
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Well, I guess we know the answers to whether Good Brothers and Revival accepted their contracts tonight.

Honestly the Usos came off much worse having to sing and dance their way to the ring

I actually felt nauseous
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Bad news for Impact fans

Lucha Bros are USA/Canada exclusive to AEW once the company launches
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You want so badly to believe in WWE being stupid that youll fall for fake news!
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FWIW I cant find anything about WWE Fresh
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Its funny because its the antithesis of one of their major criticisms

The critics say our product is stale? We will show them how WWE FRESH we are!

And then its main evented by Undertaker
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

It's better than the next Saudi show name.

WWE Fresh

For real?

I am convinced of the rumor that the Saudis have naming creative control now
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Seth better STOMP a lot
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This is the new PPV to replace Backlash

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STOMPING GROUNDS
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All right finally a rooting interest
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Steiner posted...

Yeah I considered making that change oh well. Also of note we have the same match but single fall the day before. Will shingo finally eat a fall in the elimination tag?

I hate to break it to you but NJPW Elimination Tags also count over-the-top-rope
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How do you not have Ishii vs EVIL?
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Steiner posted...

CHAOS (Okada, Ishii, R3K) plus Ibushi vs. LIJ (Naito, EVIL, SANADA, Shingo, BUSHI) - Elimination (Road to Dontaku, 1/5)

Fixed

The IC Title cannot be restored to Pure White if it is technically in CHAOS
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You even forgot Hideo Itami

If the buzz is true about a pseudo-third-hour of SD on FS1, because they feel thats the best way to monetize the third hour of the SD tapings, that would be the logical end point for 205 Live
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Mike Quackenbush is doing a Shakespeare pro wrestling show

Do you love everything about Shakespeare...except for all of those words? Have you ever wished Hamlet would stop complaining and do something about his problems BEFORE ACT FIVE? Are tights simply not masculine enough for you? Then trade in those tights for a big, manly unitard, and step into the Wrestle Factory as the Renaissance Rumble players present: "Shakespeare in the Square(d Circle)!" Join your host, William Shakespeare, as he presents his most famous fight scenes as they were always meant to be seen - with less exposition and more headlocking, powerslamming violence!

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Vlado posted...

So? It's not about need. It's about exploring and building new worlds. You know, being human.

But not living there
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https://twitter.com/rootsports_nw/status/1122022219914211328?s=21

Mariners win on walk-off Fielders Choice
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Actual GOOD Firefly Funhouse shirts that only come in Youth sizes would be kind of clever
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https://shop.wwe.com/bray-wyatt-firefly-funhouse-youth-t-shirt/112073143.html?dwvar_112073143_color=Red#start=1
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https://twitter.com/thevicmacias/status/1121921076487811072?s=21

Yikes
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Looks like someone got sent back down to developmental :-(

https://twitter.com/zachtakes/status/1121945576227135488?s=21
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The plan for Roman this year was him defending the Universal Title against Dean, so not even that worked out
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I think its important to note that this years SD mens WM main wasnt actually finalized until like a month out

What Vince wants now may not be what Vince wants in February
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There is no logical reason he couldnt be Vals son
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Hey there was no indication who would WIN Roman vs Lars
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RaidenGarai posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

Also reading between the lines a bit, it sounds like the tentative WM 36 plan for the top mens SD match is Roman vs undefeated Lars

So they're going to build up Lars for a year as this unbeatable monster just so he can lose to a superman punch and a spear?

See: Lesnar 2017-2018
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Maybe its purely the fact that he had the audacity to come to Vinces roster with a persona Vince didnt create

Maybe Ohno was smart to come back as Kassius Ohno instead of asking to be Chris Hero <_<
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Maybe Vince doesnt remember that
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Like, if Neville ever came back it would be the same treatment I bet
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I mean it kind of is

He was frustrated in the WWE system, so he left for greener pastures, then came back
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(And honestly Im not sure humiliating EC3 really rates as one of the worst things VINCE MCMAHON has ever done)
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Also reading between the lines a bit, it sounds like the tentative WM 36 plan for the top mens SD match is Roman vs undefeated Lars
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

Oh wow, Dave let slip something when talking about WWE people asking for releases that I dont think had been confirmed before

Whats happening with EC3 is in fact punishment from Vince for daring to think that you can leave the WWE system, make a name for yourself without them, then come crawling back when your other options dry up.

Its not negligent misuse, its actual malice

This is actually so absurd.

What the FUCK. Why? For what reason? Why make a man miserable like this? This is among the worst things he's ever done.

I said the reason! So no one else who wants to leave thinks they have a welcome mat waiting for them if things go bad
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(He mentioned it tangentially when talking about whats happening with Harper)
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Oh wow, Dave let slip something when talking about WWE people asking for releases that I dont think had been confirmed before

Whats happening with EC3 is in fact punishment from Vince for daring to think that you can leave the WWE system, make a name for yourself without them, then come crawling back when your other options dry up.

Its not negligent misuse, its actual malice
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The Knicks have marquee games?
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Vlado posted...

New planets to settle on.

Why do we need new planets to settle on? We have enough food here for everyone according to you

Also if there are people on these planets, by YOUR OWN RULES we shouldnt settle therw
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I would cheat
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Vlado posted...

Oh, for fun? Well, sure, whatever. Not nearly as important as space travel.

What is space travel for if not for fun?

What are you hoping to find as you sail the stars?

Is the Bulgarian space program literally based around wind sails in space?
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I think Civil War is closest to the platonic ideal of an MCU film

If you try one, try that

Winter Soldier is just a good movie by any standard
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Vlado posted...

Not going to happen. Space is a far more attainable goal.

But theres nothing in space, at least as far as we can see. Why bother?
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Vlado posted...

What's the point? Why eat meat created in a lab when you can eat real meat?

We dont have enough real meat

And the point of building simulations is the same reason we have video games just more engrossing.
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Wow I didnt realize the Mavs havent won a series since they won the title
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NBA_franchise_post-season_droughts#NBA_Playoffs_series_win_droughts

5th apparently, after those 3 teams and the Pistons
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Is your mind really that limited to think that physical space is the only way for humans to explore?

We can cure disease, we can end hunger, we can understand quantum physics and discover how entanglement really works and why. We can create simulations for people to live in or visit if they choose. We can conquer time itself.

You dont need to go visit Alpha Centauri to make process as a species
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Should sailing the stars be done on a specifically nationalist basis?

Wouldnt want globalism to turn into universalism
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Ok I looked it up and yes it is Charlotte in real-world time

Because the franchise disappeared for 2 years, in NBA time theyre tied with Sacramento and Minnesota
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Its always your pie in the sky endgame for what humanity should be doing.

There are lots of potential frontiers aside from outer space. Yes it should be a goal but its one of many next steps, not the natural next step like crawling to walking
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