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Yeah that looks yum, way better than what I made today.

I used to use a crockpot while I worked, the slow cooking of the sauce with the meats is key I think and a big reason why it didn't taste nearly as good. Also I had 50/50 itallian sausage/ground beef and it really should be 75% ground beef. That and no diced onions/green bell pepper, and no slow cooking with herbs and spices = meh.

I do vaguely remember my general methods in the past, I just don't go through the work anymore and then am surprised it doesn't taste as good.

I used to start off sauteeing the onions, ground beef and itallian sausage (I would use 2 out of 5 itallian sausages broken up to sautee, and then add the other 3 into the sause after browning them to eat seperate (but they flavored the sauce). I would add 1 bell pepper cut in half (which I would give to elizabeth as she liked them stuffed), add the spices (It was a variety, but included bay leaves, oregano, black pepper, red pepper flakes and some others), and the sauce. I would mix it all together and back in the old days I added a decent amount of red wine and let it cook off the alcohol.

Then I would put all that in a crock pot and let it cook on low for 8-10 hours while I went to work. I would let the sauce cool, and put the lasagna together in a pan, letting the noodles rest over night with the sauce so it could absorb the flavor. The next day I would heat the lasagina up at 350 degrees in the over for 20 minutes or so, and then at the end increase the temp to 425 to brown the top of the cheese.

I would let it rest for a good 10-15 minutes before serving and it was scrumptious.

But it's been years since I did all that.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Did you?

I read the book eons ago, but never really watched lost in space. If I had known, I might have.

I only realized now cause i'm watching the new show and it was pretty obvious in the first episode and I was like, no way!

But way!!

It is.

That is a trip.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

FatalAccident posted...

They store it, but you can ask them to delete it. But whos to say they actually will honour that

*Nopes the heck away from it then*

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

They're close, but not THAT close.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Actually, cloning might be possible, and in theory they could use your DNA for it, and if they actually have it on file, it's likely they would in the future perhaps, so......and yeah this sounds crazy, I may actually NOT use such a system (I'll do more research though, they probably don't actually store your DNA...but I wanna be sure.

I don't wanna be cloned.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Blighboy posted...

Goku vs a slightly larger but otherwise identical Goku

Goku enteres the arena ready for a fight after the horribly sad show by maybe batman. Across the arena appears his opponent, wait......that is...........him?

SGoku "hey!! your me!! I always wanted to fight myself"

LGoku "Your a bit smaller than me, but I also have always wanted to fight myself. I'm scheduled to fight Batman next in the Arena and this is the perfect warm up!!!"

SGoku "Batman? Damn, I guess that guy really wasn't him, that was such a dissapointing fight"

LGoku "lets do this, but why go through the motions, lets power up all the way first"

Both Goku's stand in place straining like they are seriously backed up, and slowly raise through the super sayien levels until they reach the max.

Sgoku "Hey won't we destroy this planet if we fight like this?"

Lgoku "oh I didn't think of that, I know lets fight in space!!"

Both goku's blink up out of the arena which is met with a resounding booooooooooo.

In space Sgoku and Lgoku are almost exactly alike, but as the battle continues Sgoku keeps landing more blows and due to being smaller he is hit less often as well. The size difference, instead of giving an advantage to Lgoku, actually works against him, making him an easier target, with no descernable power difference at that point.

Finally both are exhausted, but Sgoku lands a final blow that knockes Lgoku out, sending him flying off into space, slowly to recover over time.

Sgoku "Yes, now I will get to fight the REAL batman"

Sgoku rolled a 17 and Lgoku a 6 it was a huge difference, so I made the size be the major factor here.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

lihlih posted...

Can I nominate another one?

If yes, Eva unit 1(that's the one Shinji rides, right?) Vs. Burning Gundam

Edit: I had no idea Eva was like more than double the height. I change my nomination to Burning Gundam vs. Dai-Guard. Dai-Guard is still taller than Burning Gundam(had no idea Gundams were so f***ing small), but the height difference is much smaller between these 2.

You can, but I know nothing about Gundams so I will need to do some research first. Might be a bit before I post it.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Guybrush wandered into the arena, he was looking for a diamond, a diamond big enough to break a curse. From across they way he heard someone exclaim "Hey there mate, what be ye doing in this Arena? Have you happen to have any Rum on ya?"

Guybrush turned, noticing the skraggling looking man, or at least he was pretty sure it was a man, the obvious eye makeup was confusing.

Guybrush "I'm a pirate, of course I have rum!! I am on a quest though, I must find a diamond to reclaim my lost love. She is currently stuck as a golden statue".

Jack's eyes light up at the mention of gold "Golden statue you say? I could be convinced to help you reclaim you love, for a mite bit of yer rum lets say"

Both are temporarily startled by a roaring sound coming from the edges of the arena "Fight, Fight Fight!!!" screamed the crowds.

Jack "Hey lad, I think they be wanting us to fight. I would rather drink then fight myself though"

Guybrush "Aye, I don't have time to fight, I have to rescue my dear Elaine"

Jack "aaah, this Elaine, she is the girl of the golden color?"

Guybrush moves up to jack, sits down and pulls out a keg of rum (magically fitting in his pocket somehow) along with many other way larger sized items that would normally do so).

Guybrush "Aye, damn undead, witchdoctors and curses. Every time I am happy, they show up to ruin things"

Jack "Undead? Curses? Perhaps yee are my long lost brother, I have had many a run in with them myself."

Jack and Guybrush continue chatting and drinking rum while the crowd boo's and calls for blood, neither paying any attention at all. Eventually they both get up and leave the arena holding each other up as they stumble out, on a quest for a diamond and a golden girl.

I don't remember the rolls because in this case they didn't matter, the two were meant to be friends, although.....Guybrush better watch out because Jack may have other plans for his Elaine who is made of gold.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Metalsonic66 posted...

Most stores in my area have it, but you may have to check the deli

Yeah I mainly shop at Safeway although I do hit Fred Meyers and Winco now sometimes. None of them have whole milk mozz or have for along time. Safeway used to, but it's been years.

That was a big drop in the taste of my lasagna right there, but yeah my sauce has just......plummeted in taste. I don't know what I'm doing different (or I would change it) but I used to rate it over the best itallian places and somewhere like Olive garden didn't even come close, and now I would almost prefer the olive garden to my sauce (and it's WAY freaking less work).

Not sure what changed, maybe it's partially my taste buds as well.....and I know I don't put in as much effort, but there are other factors as well. I don't get the mix of itallian sausage and ground beef right (like this time there was too much sausage for sure), and I don't think I'm cooking the sauce as long (i literally only cooked it on the stove (the ground beef and sausage) then added the sauce (Prego) and simmered it for the time it took to boil the water and cook the noodles. I used to slow cook the sauce all day with a bell pepper in it to flavor it, I added wine and let that reduce, and I don't remember the spices I used, but I used bay leaves and that was the first thing I stopped using years ago.

Anyway the difference is amazing and it didn't happen over night, I built up an epic sauce over decades, making it since I was in my late teens, and then it started to go downhill about 5 years ago or so, but while it took 25 years or so to master, it seems like it takes only a few for it to fade away.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Metalsonic66 posted...

I wanted to make a lasagna joke, but I couldn't think of one that was cheesy enough

Heh:)

It's hard to find good cheese now adays.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Yeah, I made a smaller pan since I don't eat much anymore (I just used 12 total lasagna noodles). Still only ate about 1/4th of it. Not sure how it will be reheated though.

I can improve the sauce which is the biggest difference here. The cheese also wasn't that great, but that is more because you can't get whole milk mozz anywhere anymore (at least near me). That combination left me with blah sauce and cheese that had no taste. Also the noodles were a bit undercooked because the over I used was different and cooked the cheese on top too fast.

I need to try and find somewhere with better cheese, or honestly i'm just better off going with pizza over trying to make lasagna anymore, especially since I only eat one square at this point.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

I could, but I can't anymore, even 10 years ago when I was younger and in better shape, I already could not do one anymore, now, I would probably kill myself heh.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

I have pictures of my lasgna (made by other people) because it was so good in the past.

Back in the day I would make it for holidays, for friends/staff at work etc and it basically was like a knock out drug because everyone ate so much they couldn't move afterwards.

It was really good.

But I didn't make it much since my wife passed, I had friends/roomates for the first year or so afterwards, so I made it at least a few times and while it went downhill, it was still pretty good.

Now it's been at least a year, and I made it for the first time today. I short cutted on the sauce only a bit, leaving out the sauteed onions and the bell peppers (and I have not used wine in forever), but the result was not even as good as most itallian resteraunts, and certainly not worth the time and effort.

I always cooked by memory, my own recipies developed over time and practice, but if enough time goes by, I just forget. I lost my really good baked potatoe pancakes recipe years ago, I just didn't make it often enough. I never thought my Lasagna would deteriorate so much, it is really sad.

I guess if you don't use it, you lose it, and that includes cooking. No reason to cook large meals only for myself, so I stick to fast easy things to cook, or eat out.

I really should have joined a pot luck club or something, I did think about it, but never could force myself to actually do it. Now I really regret it because it's too late I think, the best dishes I made are lost in the past.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

John Wick was tired, when was this going to stop. The organization had said if he wins this tournament he is out, free and clear, and they won't come after him anymore. He could settle down, get another dog, and retire.....permanently this time.

From what he heard, there were some big hitters in this tournament, but he really had no other option. He had his guns, his knives and was ready to take on anyone.

As John entered the Arena he saw a tall bald man across the way, John recognized him, this was the man known as Agent 47, and he was very dangerous. He was a hitman, but it was said he was enhanced, and more than human.

John didn't really know, but he figured a bullet would shut him up well enough so he ran forward pulling out his guns and shooting towards the agent.

Agent 47 was waiting for this, and also rushed forward pulling out guns and firing at John, a hail of bullets flew between them, and both were hit multiple times.

Both ran out of ammo before getting into close range and instead of reloading holstered their guns and charged at each other. John let out a cry of rage as he unleashed his fury apon the agent, hitting him repeatedly.

The agent meanwhile was calm, he did not seem to even be trying and the blows that did connect seemed to have little effect on him. This just angered John even more.

The agent pummeled John, breaking his jaw, and sending him realing away with blood gushing out of his mouth and nose. Johns eyes narrowed in pain and anger, this man was not human, nothing he did seemed to hurt him.

Fine, John backed up a bit and reloaded his guns, and the agent did the same. Maybe the agent could take more damage, but bullets still hurt him, he could see the wounds.

John started shooting while dodging and rolling around, the agent did likewise, both entered into a form of gunfoo, a martial arts gun dance that was beautiful to observe. Bullets hit and entered each of them repeatedly, until both were barely able to move, just aiming and firing, reloading and firing, until they both ran out of bullets all together.

Each had been shot many times, both had lethal wounds and could barely move. Agent 47 pulled out a knife and started to crawl/slide towards John.

John was already dying, he could barely see, his hearing was gone, and he was loosing blood fast, there was nothing left to him, but he did have one last card to play, as the agent finally approached, John pulled the pin out of a two grenades he had on his belt, pulled himself to a sitting position and at the last fell forward towards the agent, feeling the knife enter his heart just as the grenades exploded beneath them, tearing them both into pieces.

There was no winner. John rolled a 10 and the agent a 7, but the agent had a natural advantage as he had super human abilities (genetically enhanced) a faster healing rate and was as skills as John. Meanwhile John had the advantage of being JOHN FREAKING WICK.....but sadly in this case it was only enough to balance the scales and ensure he took his opponent out, not enough to come out alive himself.

As the crowd erupted at the results a bunch of long sad howls could be heard from around the city. John would be missed, if only by the dogs.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Actually I was told to do a DNA test and I could maybe find my fathers side of the family in England that way, along with my sister who was adopted before I was born.

I plan on doing it, just wish I could remember if I commited any serious crimes in my life......I don't think I did....but my memory really sucks now. (this is a joke)

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Zangulus posted...

Steam.

Beat me to it:)

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Because I really want to see it as well, here is a redone battle reversing the rolls for Batman and Goku. This is going to be fun!!:)

Batman was ready, not as ready as he could be given enough time, but he had advanced warning of who he was going to fight and when. There match was in the Arena tomorrow and he had time to prepare. This was going to be a hard fight, but he had defeated Superman, and this was on the same level.

The justice buster was ready to go, but that was just the start, he had a few tricks up his sleeve that he hoped would more than even the battlefield. Finally prepared Bruce left to sign in and prepare for tomorrows battle.

As the gates opened Goku moved into the arena so fast nobody could even see him, it looked like he just materialized. Nobody that is, except batman, his suit was designed to keep track of the Flash even at his fastest speeds, so Goku was easy to keep track of.

Goku looked over at Batman and said "I heard you defeated superman, so have I, this will be a good fight"

Batman replied "I am batman, I am the night, and you will lose this fight"

Goku laughed and rushed towards batman, wanting to try this chump out before powering up, lets see if he can even take a basic punch!! Goku unleashed a few punches at Batman, but his suit absorbed them easily, deflecting the power away.

Meanwhile Batman chucked and released a gas cloud directly in Goku's face. Goku warped back...coughing, but did not seem to feel any ill effects. In fact, he didn't seem to feel anything, no emotions at all. His normal battle rage was missing.

Goku "What was that? What did you do? I don't understand, lets fight!!!"

Batman "We shall fight, but you shall not power up at all, no higher forms today, and because of that, you I shall slay."

Goku was stunned, but did not believe him. Standing still, he struggled to unleash the rage his memories always provided, that allowed him to go Super Sayien, but.....the feelings, the emotion just would not come. He was stuck in his normal form!!

Goku "That was sneaky but I can, and I will, still beat you!!!"

Goku focused his energy and said "Kame....hame........HAAAAA" releasing a ball of power that shot straight at batman. The ball smashed into Batman but his plasma shields deflected the energy to the sides (wiping out a small portion of the audience in the process).

Batman "You'll have to do better than that Goku, I know of your powers and I am prepared for them".

Batman rushed towards Goku, releasing a flurry of red sun powered blows apon him. Goku blocked a few but the strength behind them was equal to that of superman, who he had to power up multiple times to take on, this was too much.

Goku teleported back, catching his breathe, he pulled out some Senzu beans and munched them, feeling better already. Still he had not even scratched this batman and the battle was not going well.

Fine, if power would not work, than maybe speed would. Goku focused and unleashed a flurry of punches teleporting around batman in a flurry, never staying in any place long enough to "CRUUUUUUUNCH".

Blam, Batman simply punched out with his right arm at full power as Goku teleported directly into the spot. Batman must have had a computer algorithm predicting the teleport locations and once it came up with a pattern, Batman was ready. The punch was so strong combined with the speed of Goku that his head dissolved into a spray of molecules, not even blood and his body collapsed on the ground, dead.

Batman stood over his defeated opponent, sad that such a battle had to take place, but Goku was too powerful. Like Superman he could be a threat if he was used by others, and now, the only threat left was him.

The end.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Gonna take a break and make some lasgna, might do more tonight or if not, tomorrow.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Ronald loved attention and this was right up his ally. Walking into the arena he had a machine gun ready and as soon as he saw his hairy opponent across the way, he unleashed his rage with a flood of bullets, tearing up the ground and hitting the figure that was quickly trying to dodge all the bullets multiple times.

The monkey king was bloodied already, and pushed himself up from the floor, wiping blood off his mouth.

Ronald "Would you like fries with that you damn dirty ape?"

The monkey king was angry, who was this clown? He pulled out his pole and extended it, making it large and heavy enough to hit Ronald even from long distance.

Ronald laughed "Hah, your trying to super size me are you? I'm the KING of super size B***. Take this!!"

Ronald raised his hand and the souls of the thousands of people who had died of heart attacks from his food flowed out, dissolving Sun Wukong's pole and flowing over his arm, eating away at it.

As the monkey king screamed in agony, Ronald approached laughing as he did "What do you think we make the burgers out of fool. It's Monkey meat!!!"

With that Ronald let fly a punch that knocked out his opponent, and then in front of the millions watching, used a portable grinder to break him down, and create burger patties out of him.

I think i'll call these impossible burgers, get those vegetarians worshiping at my golden arches as well.

Monkey king 15 Ronald 17.........

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Tom had a fortune riding on this battle so he had to win. Of course, considering all the losers so far also ended up dead, that was motivation as well. As he entered the arena he saw across the way a fairly fat bald dude eating a box of doughnuts.........this should be easy he though.

Tom came prepared, he didn't just sell decorations etc, he was also in the arms business, he pulled out a sniper rifle, got down low and aimed at Simpson. "Take this you over grown ape" Tom said as he pulled the trigger.

*Ping!* the bullet bounded off homers skull and........shattered the donut in his hand!!!!!!

Homer simpson stood up, and growled "Who.........Who broke my donut!!!?!!!!"

Tom shivered a bit, maybe this wasn't going to be so easy, but, he did come prepared.

Tom pulled out a box of glazed donuts with sprinkles on top, quickly hiding the sniper rifle and ran up to Homer.

Tom "Here you go sir, I happen to have a spare box of donuts lying around you can have for just $299,999,999 dolars, which you can pay back over time with a huge interest rate!!!.

Homer looked at the donuts and drooled "Mmmmmmm super expensive forbidden donuts......".

Homer took the box of donuts agreeing to the terms and started munching down on them.

Tom "Muahahaha!! Those are poisoned donuts, you will be paralyzed in a second and then slowly die in extreme..........."

Tom stared in awe as homer, instead of becoming paralyzed continued to eat the donuts until they were all gone.

Homer "More?"

Tom shook in his boots, that was enough poison to take out a couple elephants (how do you think he got the elephants to work for him).

Homer meanwhile started rummaging through Tom's bag, looking for more donuts, but all he found was a large lump of moldable plastic and a trigger?

Homer asked "I wonder what this does?"

Tom looked down, his eyes getting very wide and exclaimed "No, don't touch tha"

Homer pulled the trigger and the plastic explosives went off creating a huge explosion.

Tom was shredded and splattered around the Arena, but homer was just slightly singed, and still hungry wandered off in search of other things to eat.

Tom rolled a 15 and homer a 17 but it doesn't matter, you can't kill homer.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Matt did not know how he got into this. Jimmy invited him to some dumb party and when he didn't show, the next morning he woke up in the waiting room for these tournaments. Damn Kimmle, always getting the last word. Walking into the arena was intimidating, he was an actor, not a fighter.

Across the arena from him was this large robot...wait.....cyborg?.......metalic something. It looked dangerous.

Mat called out "How you doin?"

Robocop replied "Give up and I will end you quickly. Your assistance would be appreciated".

Robocop then aimed it's gun directly at Mat and fired......but.....the gun jammed!!

This had never happened before, in fact, he also never missed, Murphy was confused, but proceeded to stomp
towards Mat

Mat screamed like a little girl and started to run away, and while he might not be as fast in a straight line, he seemed to be able to stay ahead of Robocop as long as he followed the outside of the Arena.

Robocop "Stop running or I will shoot you"

Matt was getting winded and had no idea what to do, but he saw something on the side of the arena, it was a kiosk!!!

Running up to it, he saw that it contained a variety of weapons, all of which cost exactly one dollar!!

Mat saw a large rocket launcher and exclaimed "I'll buy that for a dollar" and preceded to do so.

Luckily for mat it was one of those new fangled already loaded and ready to shoot rocket launchers, so he just turned around, aimed at Robocop and fired.

Boom, Direct hit, Robocop went flying back and crashed into the wall, on arm hung loose with sparks flying out of it, but his other arm was still fine. His metal mask also was dislodged and you could see Murphy's singed fance grimcing at the light.

Murphy "You will pay for that"

Murphy lifted up his arm that still worked and a gun was suddenly in it, he aimed and fired, and this time the bullets flew true, pounding into Matt, starting in his chest and working up to his head, leaving nothing but a bloody mess behind.

Robocop slowly gained his feet, but his right arm fell to the ground. He bent, picked i up and trudged out of the arena. That Kimmel better hold up his part of the bargain and introduce him to Jennifer, murphy was sure they would be good friends.

Matt rolled a 10 and Robo a 5 btw

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Yugi Moto entered the arena ready for a hard fight. He knew this was for keeps, the last few fights had been lethal and fast. He was ready for anything.

Across the arena from him was a cute golden retriever, just sitting there with it's tongue hanging out.

Yugi was cautious, this was probably a shape shifter or alien dog, he approached slowly.

Air bud let out a bark and it's tail started to wag. It looked up at Yuki with big loving eyes as if begging to be petted.

Yugi could not resist, he rushed forward bent down and started to pet Buddy on the head.

Buddy's tail wagged a mile a minute and it started to lick Yugi's face. The battle was over and both of them won. They were friends now forever.

Both were disqualified from the tournament for not killing each other, but neither cared, they had found a friend for life.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Bruce was heading back to the mansion after quickly visiting a friend in town. Suddenly a short spikey haired dude appeared in front of him.

Goku "Hi, your batman!! I heard you beat superman and I enjoyed my fight with him a ton, too bad about his sun. Anyway lets fight!!!"

Bruce was very surprised and responded "I am not Batman, who told you that?"

Goku "Look, I was almost fooled by your extremely low power levels, but I know it's you. Power up so we can fight!!"

Bruce "Again, I am not Batman!!"

Goku "Fine, I'll just force you to power up".

Goku in non-powered up form, throws his weakest possible punch at Batman, and literally knocks his head off.

Goku "Whoops......maybe he wasn't Batman after all? My bad"

Goku teleports away looking for someone who can give him a real challenge, and also for something they call frozen yogurt, it sounds intriguing.

Batman might have had some chance if he had any luck or opportunity to research Goku (at least using the suit he used to fight superman for instance), but due to extremely bad timing and chance, he was actually caught with no gadgets at all, and wiped out without any real chance to defend himself. So ends the legacy of the bat.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Just a heads up lol...........I just rolled for the batman vs goku fight.

Batman rolled a 1 and Goku rolled a 13.

I kinda wish it had been the reverse.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

The start of the tournament is finally here. The largest crowds as always show up to watch Liu Kang, the winner of all previous tournaments. This time he will fight a new opponent, one that has not been seen before, the Immortal Iron Fist!!

Both opponents enter the area, and the crowd becomes totally silent.

Danny is ready for this battle, he has studied his opponent, and his predecessor has donated his chi to help make him powerful enough to compete.

Focusing on his Chi, Danny runs towards Lui Kang feeling his fist start to glow and strength flow through his entire body. Danny does a flying kick towards Lui Kang, but just before contact, Lui dissapears in a puff of fire, and danny connects with nothing.

He turns around quickly, but Lui is nowhere near him, he seems to be studying Danny, and this causes Iron fist to feel a chill in his heart. Something is not right here, something feels........wrong. Danny feels a tug in his chest, like his power is being pulled out of him, it's strong, but with the gained chi, he is able to resist it, but he knows he must end this fight quickly.

Rushing forward Iron fist lets loose a flurry of attacks at Lui Kang, his hand glowing with power, his strikes should be almost unstoppable, but Lui Kang just dodges the attacks, not even bothering to block. Lui Kang grabs his nunchucks and in a quick strike hits Iron fist on the head briefly stunning him.

When Iron fist recovers, Lui Kang is gone again, but this time he re-appears from the side and does a cartwheel kicked followed by windmill punches to Iron fists face and body. Even with his added stamina and endurance Iron fist is gravely hurt by this assult, but he pulls on his inner strength focusing his Chi and just as Lui is about to hit him again, unleashes a massive punch, not where Lui is, but where Lui will be.

The hit connects as there is no way to dodge a blow that is aimed at the future, and Lui Kang flies across the arena, slamming into the wall. Lui Kang slowly stands and glares across the arena at Iron fist.

Danny feels the pull again, stronger this time, and while he mostly resists, he can feel some of his Chi being siphoned off. Across the arena Lui creates a large fireball that he sends towards Iron fist, running behind it as well.

Iron fist attempts to dodge the fireball, but it seems to seek his Chi and follow him, there is no escape, at the last second he focuses his chi on defense and blocks as much of his body as he can with his fist. It is not enough, Iron fist receives serious burns across his whole body and his clothes are in tatters. Following up the blast Lui Kang appears wielding two chains, which he wraps around Iron fist.

Danny can not resist the drain now, he feels all his extra Chi flowing away, but there is a hole, and opening in his chi where he accepted the extra, and through that hole, Lui Kang drains all of Danny's Chi as well, leaving a withered husk lying on the floor.

Lui kang raises up and transforms into a dragon, flying out of the arena, another victory added to his many.

Lui Kang rolled an 8.....pretty bad and could have made a difference....but Iron fist rolled a 3, which even though only 5 lower is still REALLY low, so the odds/random factors were strongly against him. In addition on research while danny can heal faster with his chi, can enhance his strength endurance etc, most of those are natural abilities of Lui Kang (who is undead and doesn't even actually need to heal). Lui Kang can teleport, transform, turn into fire, take over people, age people etc etc. It would have been hard to figure out how to make Iron fist win to be honest.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

lihlih posted...

Solid Snake vs. Jason Bourne

Jason entered the Arena ready for anything, this was it, he was finally gonna get a chance to be on Jimmy Kimmle, all he had to do was win this fight. The arena was barren just dust and debree from previous battles laying around, oh....and one lone cardboard box??

Jason was a master of using random items as lethal weapons, so whatever was in that cardboard box could be very useful indeed. As he approached the box, he noticed something strange, smoke was coming out from inside the box!! Maybe it was an explosive?

Jason kept his distance pulled out a gun and fired into the cardboard box repeatedly. A strange exclamation mark appeared over the box out of nowhere and from inside the box a large man exploded out, with a cig in his lips, he coughed a few times (seeming to shrug off the bullets like they were nothing) and said "Hey I was just taking a smoke break!!!"

This was his opponent? This guy who failed so badly at stealth he took a cig break while in a cardboard box? Jason laughed and pulled out a pair of knives while running towards snake.

Snake shrugged, tossed his cig, and didn't even bother pulling a weapon. When Jason got close snake blocked both attacks with such force he dislocated both of Jason's arms and then Snake leaned forward and whispered in Jason's ear "I got a message from Kimmel for you". Snake ignored Jasons feeble kick, barely even noticing it.

Snake kicked out Jason's right knee causing him to crumble to the ground in pain, no longer able to support his own weight.

Snake "Kimmel apologizes, but he says he won't have time for you on the show tonight", Snake stomped down on Jason's other knee as he writhed in agony on the ground. Snake "or for that matter any other night".

Snake turned and started to walk away but, casually, tossed a knife up into the air as he did, that landed deep in Jason's guts, causing an extremely slow and painful death as the audience watched and cheered.

Snake pulled out his phone, dialed Kimmel and said "It's done" and left.

Snake 18, Jason 4

Minor reasoning

I did research on both (I have watched the first few Jason movies, and I played a few MEtal gear games as well).

Snake was mentioned to have superior strength able to take insanely strong blows and keep going, and be able to trade blows/fight with super powered enemies. Both were very capable in combat but Snake had superior strength, speed and durability. In addition, he rolled WAY better, with a huge distance between them in both power and chance/luck roll, it all went Snake's way. Sorry the first one wasn't a closer fight.

I gotta go get some food so I'll do another when I get back:)


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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Here are the rules. You decide who fights. Post 2 characters (heroes, villians, politicians you name it) that have somewhat equal power levels. They don't need to be exact because of random chance/fate, but it will be dull if you do something like Twiggy from Buck rogers vs Superman.

I will then roll a 20 sided dice for each character, this determines luck and opportunity for them, and can have a drastic effect. The effect is larger the bigger the difference between them, and magnified greatly for rolls of 1 and 20.

In the above example a Twiggy that rolls an 18 vs a superman that rolls a 4, would probably have just found this strange glowing green rock that negates most of supermans powers and weaken him significantly. In the case of a 20 by twiggy and a 1 by superman, twiggy will actually be wielding a laser gun that is powered by kryptonite. So anyone can win a fight, but outside of extreme luck, if a character is greatly stronger, they will win.

I will create and write a battle based on the dice roles and research I do into the characters. I will show the dice rolls at the end of the battle as well. When possible I will attempt to add humor as well:)

So who will fight? Who will reign supreme!! Let the PoTD Epic Character Battles START!!!!!

Perhaps if there is enough contestants we can have battle offs eventually for an ultimate champion:)

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

I was watching it but got distracted by the witcher and the originals lol

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Epic fictional battles of Hiiiiiiiiistoooooory!!!!!

The Witcher VS Tha MAndalorian....who will win, who will reign supreme!!!??

The Mandalorians ship lands in the middle of a swamp. This is where they took baby yoda, and he will hunt them down and retrieve him. He lets his ramp down and stomps into the swamp. He has a blaster, his new flamethrower and a jet back to use, but this is a backwater planet, he shouldn't need more than his blaster.

Heading into the swamp the mandalorian senses something and turns, shooting a strange creature with huge eyes that was charging him. Bah, no threat at all, now to find where they took the baby. He heads towards smoke he sees in the distance when out of the trees to the right steps a tall white haired man.

Geralt "Why did you shoot the Faun? It was just hungry, if you had fed it, it would have left you alone"

Mandalorian "It attacked me, I killed it, that is what I do. I am looking for thieves who stole something from me, get out of my way or die"

Geralt "Hmmmm"

Mandalorian pulls out his blaster and shoots at the foot of Geralt.

Geralt "Stop!"

Mandalorian laughs and shoots again this time winging Geralt on the arm, he falls on his back in reaction.

The Mandalorian continues on his way, figuring the fight is over. Geralt pulls out a vial and drinks from it, then unshealths his sword and rushes at the Mandalorians back.

The Mandalorian whirls and gets ready to shoot, he is way faster than most and there is plenty of distance, but Geralt has seen the blaster in action twice now and unleasesh a shockwave that knocks the blaster out of the Mandalorians hand and sends him flying in the process.

Geralt rushes forward ready to end the Mandalorian with his sword, and is just about to when the Mandalorian uses his jetpack to push himself away, and then pulls out his flamethrower, aiming it at Geralt and unleashing a flood of flame in his direction.

Geralt holds his arm out in front of him and creates a protective barrier, the fire splits around him, causing him no harm as he continues forward towards the Mandalorian. He is obscured by the flame, so the Mandalorian has no warning when a large swords swings out and chops right below his helmet, severing his head from the rest of his body.

Geralt looks at the corpse and mutters "Hmmmm" before walking away into the forst.

Baby Yoda is brought to a group of mages which use his unique biology to start creating new Witchers again.

The end.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Yeah, I'm revising my original decision for Geralt winning as well, I don't know how much more powerfull he gets, but he gets more powerful and magic is not real, but still better than science (magic is not real is a quote from the tv show btw).

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

wwinterj25 posted...

The show is based on the books and needless to say a witcher knows how to use signs already. Upgrading signs is just part of The Witcher 3's game mechanics. The two sorceress(Yen and Triss) and different in the books/show too. They do eventually become powerful but they are not THAT powerful. Ciri is more powerful.

Well from the show Yen at least could take the Mandalorian pretty easy I would say, and if the Witcher ever reaches that level of power or close, he could as well.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Her mom was getting a bit of sausage and needed red gone for a bit.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Cruddy_horse posted...

Is the Mandalorian just going to teleport into his ship in the middle of a fight then?

What the fuck are you on about.

No clue, I havn't played the games or read the book, but I have a friend who does and he says the witcher gets super strong (guessing by the end of the witcher 3), and that there are 2 witches that are really powerful as well (both are in the show in fact).

No clue if him getting stronger (which kinda makes sense in a video game where you get stronger as you play) would make him better than the mandalorian.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Woot thanks!!


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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Safeway is open till 5 pm, and arby's is till like 6pm, but i'm too lazy to go out so i'm just gonna have spegettios and meatballs for dinner while watching the end of the witcher and playing octopath traveler.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

I just started playing Octo on my PC:) It's fun!!


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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

It is perfect for when a group of flies are swarming. Someone must have thought of it.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Interesting, it seems like there are alternative methods of gaining abilities, and I have even found one way to use challenge now, but....it seems like the hunter girl can do the same thing as the knight.

Minor spoilers (but not story spoilers at all).

On further review it appears like while there are 8 characters, two characters share each ability (even if they are called something different).

I am not sure if the thiefs counterpart (the merchant) can also open harder chests though. Both can obtain the items from people (Although perhaps the merchant has to actually buy them?).

The hunter and Knight both can challenge NPCs, which I guess does have uses.

So far what I know is

Thief or Merchant
Hunter or Knight

That leaves 2 more pairings.

Pretty sure It's Dancer and Cleric

Which leaves alchemist or scholar as the last 2.

So if you want all 4 abilities, you need to choose one character from each pairing (from what I understand right now).

Some of those are easy for me.

I'm enjoying thief alot, and even if merchant is as good, I'm not giving up on him (he's my main anyway)
I didn't like knight at all (not just because of his ability) so hunter is the obvious choice there.

That leaves me with trying to decide between alchemist and scholar, but I think I pretty much wanna go scholar tbh.

And then I need to decide between Dancer (who was ok, good buffer at least), and Cleric (who would probably really help my party stay alive).

I could do the first chapter of each of them (Except the knight and the merchant) just to get a feel for both before choosing my final party.

I have noticed so far, that ....it appears like each choice has had a slightly "better" version. If the merchant can't unlock the same chests as the theif, he just flat out seems better (also if you have to pay for stuff with purchase....that is also a negative). The thief also has hp steal and sp steal which is pretty extremely useful.

Meanwhile the hunter has her animal companion AND can capture monsters (and use them in the field) while all the knight can do is start fights with NPCs (which the hunter can do as well). Not sure who is better in combat mind you, but I like the hunters utility much more.

I'm guessing between scholar and alchemist, that the alchemist has more utility, being able to combine items etc for stronger effects etc, so even though I prefer the idea of a black mage, I might go alchemist just for the bonus effects.

Finally you have dancer and cleric....I'm guessing the dancer has more buff duration utilities etc, while the cleric is better at healing. I'll check out the cleric with this play through (since I saw the dancer already) and make a decision after playing her for a bit.

From what I understand you can take a sub-class later, but I don't think you get the sub-classes special abilities (steal, guide, allure etc) but I could be wrong. If you do get the specials that opens up a ton of options, if you don't, then it makes sense to take the characters with the best abilities and then sub class into something else with more offensive/defensive/healing powers etc.

Oh well back to playing.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

TerranceC posted...

I mean honestly, almost across the board when theyve actually done demographics of gay population.

While more women identify as LBGTQ than man, that is due to a huge difference in bisexuality reported. 5 percent vs 2 percent. For years male homosexuality has been more prominent in number than female, and that says a lot given how males are mocked and scorned in the US for being gay while women are far less.

Bisexuality in males is more often likely to get your labeled as a closet case while bisexuality in women is pretty much encouraged by society.

So yeah, strange idea there. The evidence suggest that even women dont believe women are more fun.

I admit my perspective may be biased:)

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Yeah, I'm doing/adding the hunter right now in fact:)

Gameplay mechanics are interesting, it's kinda like final fantasy (old school) but with a few extra mechanics added in.

First enemies have weaknesses and you can break them by attacking with a weakness (which basically removes most of their defenses it seems from other forms of attack), it also stuns them for a turn, so it's really useful to determine enemies weaknesses.

Second you have BP (battle points?), you start off with 1 and gain one every round that you don't use any BP, and they power up your attacks (giving you extra normal attacks per BP (up to 3 additional spent), or boosting abilities etc. It can boost your chance to steal for instance, or the damage you do with hp steal attacks (which makes you heal more) etc. It's effective to wait to use abilities that use SP till after you have some BP stored.

The thief for instance has two early abilities that make him pretty much able to go on forever solo, he gets hp steal (which is a full heal so far against anything (with enough hp) at full BP, and he gets SP heal as well (which is only 5% of total damage, but again, pretty much a full sp heal with full BP that way. If your fighting random stuff you can pretty much just alternate finishing off the last enemy with SP heal or HP heal attacks and remain at full all the time.

Each character though plays a bit differently. The dancer has basically magic attacks or buffs (and her support abilities make her buffs last longer etc)...she also can charm NPC's in town and summon them x number of times (they all do different things). It's probably a REALLY strong ability later on honestly, and it's easy to use.

The thief as mentioned can steal, but his abilities make him a great tank pretty much, he also dodges a freakton of attacks, and his stealing ability from NPCs gets you extra max health, speed, crit chance, evasion etc right from the start (and i'm sure it'll continue to roll in as the game progresses). You also get a ton of EQ and money.

Not really sure on the hunter yet, but it looks like she has an animal companion, I'll have to see how she plays a bit more, but if so, that in combo with Prim could be really good longterm (I may switch out the cleric char for Prim after trying her....cause I can see Prim being really useful in a full party with her buffs and NPCs).

The knight was VERY straight forward and had the stupidest by far outside of combat ability, he could duel people, but didn't get crap for it from what I saw (other then a tiny bit of exp), perhaps it gets better later. Meanwhile in combat he sucked hard as well, Prim was pretty much better in every way. I didn't play him long enough to get the ability that lets you attack random enemies 5-10 times or something like that, it probably would have made him very good against individual targets and boss fights. Still, he doesn't seem very fun or original at all.

Still going to try out all the others, Prims story initially was.......depressing? but I could enjoy watching it unfold after the painful start, and her ability to grab new NPCs throughout the game, and especially prep for major encounters that way, would add alot (even just that early merchant that gives everyone SP all the time (to full) could allow the whole party to have unending MP (and there is probably one for BP bonuses as well eventually).

Loving the thief though heh. I admit I'm cheating and reloading if he fails at stealing but only for important stuff like nuts pretty much. I know I can fail 4 times etc, but I mean, he has his pride after all (whole point of his story it seems lol).

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Really enjoying the game even if I'm just starting out. I played at first as the dancer (man that is kinda a not for kids story jeez), and then grabbed the knight right after her, but I didn't really like either of em, and I wanted the thief (and wanted to have him all the time) so I restarted as him.

He is so fun lol!!! So glad I restarted as him, I like his story so far alot more as well (man the dancers was kinda depressing, I was like, let me control her please, I don't wanna be behaving like this!!).

The thief though just steals EVERYTHING lolz, it was awesome, also his abilities rock, I love his hp steal ability, I just save up 3 blasts and it's heals him to full. 3 save ups gives you a 100% chance to steal from enemies as well (Even if none of em have had jack worth it yet).

He rocks in battle and seriously rocks out of it as well (the dancers outside battle of summoning an npc was kinda cool as well, but I like the thieves ability better by far (and I don't see what the freaking use was of the knights ability AT ALL...who cares if you can freaking duel people, you don't even get a rewards for it!!).

I don't know what my party composition is going to end up being but I'm thinking I will probably add the hunter next, then the cleric and finally the scholar, which will give me a full composition for breaking (Elemental + physical + healing + hunter stuff lol).

I may at least at first pass on the dancer/knights stories, cause I don't care for em much and I don't want them in my party, but we'll see. I prob wanna hit all the towns anyway (i'll do a grand loup) to steal everything with my thiefy hehe. He steals nuts that give perm attribute boosts!!!).

Glad I got this game on sale:)

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

I predict dating may become less common in the future as the following happens.

More video games and especially virtual reality games and entertainment become available.

That starts to mix more with more advanced adult toys for both genders that allow you to really simulate sex with virtual partners (both live and computer generated).

People become more isolated and easily entertained at home, and also work from home more (or don't work as many jobs are automated), which makes it less likely for them to meet others, and more likely for them to become hermits that rarely go out.

Lack of physical exercise due to not doing menial labor and easy ways of entertainment lead to more people becoming out of shape, diabetic etc and having less of a sex drive.

A bunch of other factors such as more girls realizing that girls in general are more fun, and less risky over all in a relationship.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

It's been awhile but basically she thrives on music or sound and can convert it into light or lasers etc. She was also supposedly smoking hot and of course loved to dance.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

I based it on either anakin or vader, since his control over the force increased over time supposedly (so he may have had more as vader), but anakin was more whole and nimble and wasn't surrounded by a tin can.

As far as the force being able to do anything, it would have no reason, no universal balance being needed etc, so it wouldn't happen. Basically anakin has no chance at all, and even 10 jedi would easily be destroyed.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

I don't know enough about the witchers powers other than what I have seen in the TV show, but I hear he gets WAY more powerful and is like one of 3 prime powers eventually or something.

With what I have seen though the mandalorian could take 3 witchers easily without the help of baby yoda.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

If we are actually talking about magneto at his most powerful, he was able to affect just about anything by altering the magnetic field of molecules if I remember right.

Future tech is actually weaker vs magneto though since metals are used more often in such a case.

He does have weaknesses though, and a very strong dark jedi that was able to channel a ton of force (to create a huge lightning storm) could possibly take him out from a significant distance, especially if Mags didn't know it was possible etc.

The speed of lightning is extremely fast, so, in theory if you could shoot an extreme amount of force lightnign at magneto, without him being aware or having something to instantly block it with, that might work.

Still 99/100 times i'd vote for Magneto against any jedi/sith....and 100/100 vs anakin or vader because both have significant weaknesses. Anakin barely had the ability to use most dark side powers at all, especially force lightning that would give him any sort of chance, and vader was basically a walking tin can for mags to crush, the only chance either would have would be taking Mags totally by surprise.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

RoboXgp89 posted...

girls like me i just don't care

don't have the money for it

Silly excuse, unless your in the middle of nowhere there are at least 5+ massage parlors where you can get laid for around $100-$140 or so, and you can have someone come to your home (hotel room etc) for around $150-$200.

Anyone can afford to get laid at those prices, at least once in their life.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

GameLord113 posted...

No prep time. They enter knowing they are going to battle but dont know who the opponent is till they see them.

Fight 1:

Magneto floats in on one side of the Arena, Vader walks in on the other. They are about half a football field apart to start. Magneto senses the metal surrounding Vader and crumples it like a tin can with his mind. Vader barely senses danger before he is recycled.

Fight 2:

Magneto floats in on one side of the Arena, Anakin struts in on the other side with his lightsaber drawn. Magneto doesn't sense too much metal on his opponent, but noticed the lightsaber is made out of metal. Magneto tries to wrest the light saber from Anikin's grasp but anikin uses the force to resist!!! Anakin starts running towards magnito ready to give him a lightsaber enema, but Magnito gets bored and just crumples the lightsaber into tiny small metal pieces and then sends those repeatedly through anikins skull.

After the fight in both cases Magneto looks up at the crowds watching the battle, including many powerful jedi from both the light and dark side, very powerful mandalorian's, and bounty hunters of other types, a few Hutt's etc, and because they interupted his vacation, he takes all the metals in their guns, body armor (mandalorion suits includes) and creates a giant metal whirlwind that shreds everyone in the arena around him, wipeing out the most powerful people in the star wars galaxy instantly. He then turns around and heads back for his morning tea and to play some chess with an old friend.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

First sales tax is paid by the consumer (us), not the companies, although you could say they collect it from us and then pass it along. Now sometimes you will see specials where they state "They will pay the sales tax for you" but in such cases they are just giving you a discount equal to what the sales tax would have been (and in fact reducing the sales tax in the process since it's based on the total amount sold..so less of a discount in fact).

MEanwhile there have been loopholes and significant tax cuts on the wealthy since Reagan, and presidents on both sides have had many chances to get rid of them, or reduce them at least. Even just as recently as Obama, he had both control of the house/senate and was president for a year. He could have wiped them all out, in fact there was absolutely nothing stopping him (at least Clinton etc didn't have as much power and would have had to fight for it....but he didn't even try either).

So you can vote Dem or you can vote Rep, it doesn't matter because in my entire life of 30+ years of voting, it's never made a damn difference at all. Everyone that gets in that position is bought by the corporations and rich, and that is just the way it works.

Even if we did get a Bernie etc into office, it's highly likely that the corps would just focus hard on preventing a majority in the house or senate so they could just block anything that way. Money is power, and people with money are not going to support laws that take money away from them, so yeah, I don't see the loopholes and tax cuts for the wealthy going anywhere soon.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."

Go back in time and make a dazzler series with Jessica Alba.

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."