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TopicA vegan and a marine walk into a bar
slacker03150
10/12/19 10:46:09 AM
#3
The Marine. They ask for a veterans discount before the menu. The vegan looks at the menu first and then complains there is no vegan section.

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TopicI have to get up for a funeral in 4 and a half hours
slacker03150
10/12/19 2:14:06 AM
#3
I'm wearing a dark silver shirt under a black vest and black suit. I don't have a black tie, so I will be wearing a dark blue and silver tie with a silver tie clip my mom got from my grandpa when he died.

No harbour around, so I should be safe there, but my grandma lost so much weight at the end that the sewer thing might be a problem. I will have to keep an eye out.

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TopicI have to get up for a funeral in 4 and a half hours
slacker03150
10/12/19 1:53:26 AM
#1
But I can't sleep. I am a pallbearer in it, so I should at least get a short nap in. Any ideas?

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TopicI want you to say "im a sexy widdle baby"
slacker03150
10/11/19 2:28:18 PM
#2
I'm a sexy widdle baby.

Now what?

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TopicH-Games Top 10 List
slacker03150
10/11/19 12:25:08 PM
#22
I have never played it, but I like the song so this one gets my vote



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TopicWho would you choose?
slacker03150
10/09/19 8:47:11 AM
#2
Sorry Minimus, but it looks like PotD wants the unicorn.

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TopicAsk me anything
slacker03150
10/08/19 7:43:39 PM
#41
Why cant I type a post on gamefaqs using my Chromebook?

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TopicWho would you choose?
slacker03150
10/08/19 7:28:18 PM
#1
If you had to pick? - Results (2 votes)
Minimus
50% (1 vote)
1
Skye
50% (1 vote)
1


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TopicI'm at Abominable
slacker03150
10/07/19 6:39:33 PM
#5
MICHALECOLE posted...
Im 98% sure I will never see that movie
You won't miss anything if you don't.

Mad_Max posted...
I might take my kids to that but Ill prob wait for redbox
It is probably the worst of the 3 yeti movies. It is not especially bad, but very boring.

WizardofHoth posted...
I saw it yesterday when I was out of town for the weekend.

Not bad of a Yeti animated movie. Nice to see some chinese or japanese culture in the movie and a nice violin music moment. But the movie was a bit too much like E.T.
I can see the E.T. comparison.

The movie got a bit better towards the end, but if I remember more than the general plot by tomorrow I will be surprised.

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TopicIt's been a year and a half since I got sober
slacker03150
10/07/19 6:17:04 PM
#16
I still remember the topics. Time sure flies. Congrats on it.

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TopicI'm at Abominable
slacker03150
10/07/19 5:12:31 PM
#1
I'm the only one in the theatre. I had a coupon so I got a large drink and a ticket for $2.

Anyone else see this movie yet?

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TopicWould you ever SUE a family member who OWES YOU MONEY???
slacker03150
10/05/19 4:51:16 PM
#4
My dad always told me, if you give money to a relative, you are not getting it back. It has held strong so far. So I don't give money I can't afford to lose.

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TopicIf you had to would you rather be a middle school teacher or work in retail?
slacker03150
10/05/19 12:12:16 PM
#16
If I can choose the store, retail. If I can't choose the store, gym teacher.

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TopicFavorite Joker?
slacker03150
10/04/19 12:26:26 PM
#15
No john dimaggio joker?

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TopicTrump suggested shooting migrants in the legs; building gator moat at border
slacker03150
10/02/19 9:59:47 AM
#2
Why a gator moat and not a hippopotamus moat.

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TopicWell I am 30 today
slacker03150
09/29/19 4:32:12 PM
#2
Happy birthday. Any plans?

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TopicAmanda Bynes makes a RARE PUBLIC Appearance!! Is She Hot Again???
slacker03150
09/29/19 7:04:50 AM
#9
Is the new all that still running? Can she make an appearance as ask Ashley?

Dear Ashley, we haven't heard your wonderful advice in many years, how are you doing?

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Topic2 billion dollars, but
slacker03150
09/28/19 6:47:22 PM
#1
You have to make a well recieved live action Sonic the hedgehog movie that both fans of the series and non fans agree is good. Well received in this case will be having over 70% on rotten tomatoes.

If you don't, you die. Do you take the money?

Edit: you don't get the full amount until you make the movie, but you can take out a loan against it to pay for the movie.

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TopicNaruto fans, what was your favorite match in the Chunin Exams?
slacker03150
09/27/19 4:15:20 PM
#18
Konohamaru vs naruto

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TopicRemember when we did the PotD Book Club?
slacker03150
09/25/19 9:18:11 PM
#6
I didn't take part in it, but I remember the topics.

Zareth posted...
Movie night was better.
I remember watching the pipi longstocking movie. The what should I do today song was stuck in my head for days after.

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TopicToby is a kitty
slacker03150
09/23/19 8:43:06 PM
#1
He goes purr purr purr as I pet his tum tum.

But he is making my lap hot. He hasn't moved in 3 episodes of the Ouran host club.

Would you like me to scratch his ears, tum, chin, back, or toe beans for you?

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TopicYour username is now your real name
slacker03150
09/22/19 7:23:10 AM
#7
I'm never getting a job again.

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TopicWhite Man who's 4% Black says he DESERVES to have ALL BENEFITS as Black People!
slacker03150
09/21/19 11:33:51 AM
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TopicThe Sandy Hook Promise "Back to School Essentials"
slacker03150
09/18/19 8:07:35 PM
#38
I was expecting that to end in a sales pitch for a back to school sale at Walmart.

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TopicRandom comics
slacker03150
09/17/19 11:08:41 PM
#35
http://explosm.net/rcg/zokbwcrdn

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TopicRepublican proposes giving Homeless People BUS TICKETS to SOLVE Homelessness!!!
slacker03150
09/16/19 1:05:57 PM
#21
I wouldn't mind this in theory. As someone else mentioned, there may be homeless Americans who just need help going somewhere else. So if this was something the state did to help homeless people find jobs and shelter in cheaper areas I would approve. But seems like a waste of money to just move people randomly out and hope for the best.

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TopicChefs of PotD, please help
slacker03150
09/14/19 10:27:34 PM
#6
Lokarin posted...
oof, that sounds like my mom's friend who has celiac's but also can't eat most other things either.

Main thing she buys is quinoa.

...

no raw vegetables sounds weird, since there's so many different kinds of vegetable... is it perhaps from an intestinal surgery and can't process cellulose any more?
No surgery that I know of, but she has a few different diseases and her systems have been acting up. She went to the doctor a month or two ago and got an updated list of things she can't eat. She knew she couldn't eat gluten, but she had thought she was just lactose intolerant, but it turns out she can't do dairy at all.

hypnox posted...
I can tell you now, get her a rice cooker.

would also suggest looking into simple pan grilled flank steak, and to be honest,that isn't that restrictive of a diet. But a rice cooker will help.
She mentioned that she can have white rice, but not brown rice, so I think she does have one. She has been doing a lot of chicken and steak. I think she is looking for some new ideas to branch out a bit.
SunWuKung420 posted...
No wheat, no dairy, no tomatoes, cook all veggies, no beans or peanuts.

Is she on an allergen identifier diet?
I think they already had the allergens identified. She had a bunch of papers from the doctor about what to and not to eat, but that list is the simplified form.

I think she was looking for some dessert and snack type foods as well. She is supposed to have some little snacks throughout the day. Off the top of my head I was thinking maybe a modified ohenry bar recipe with almond butter and some dark dairy free chocolate for the frosting. And replacing the butter with Earth balance. But I'm not sure how that would turn out.

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TopicChefs of PotD, please help
slacker03150
09/14/19 9:25:24 PM
#1
My aunt just got a list of things she can no longer eat from her doctor and is looking for recipes. Any chance you have something that fits?

Gluten free, dairy free, no acid based food, no raw vegtables, no legumes, no sea food, no chocolate because there is too much dairy in most chocolate.

Oh and probably doesn't matter for recipes but no carbonated drinks and no alcohol.

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TopicDoes PotD prefer Raven(Teen Titans) or Zone-Tan?
slacker03150
09/13/19 6:34:13 PM
#12
What about
https://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/large/CN0572.jpg

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TopicAre one-piece swimsuits hot?
slacker03150
09/13/19 2:24:59 PM
#12
You might think so, there is more fabric and it holds tighter to the body, but the material is soft and breathable. They are quite comfortable.

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TopicRepublican lawmaker calls for removal of higher education to 'save America'
slacker03150
09/12/19 6:11:48 PM
#46
Noop_Noop posted...
so... its only possible to teach feelings and opinions and there are no facts? or its not possible to teach ONLY the facts and leave your students to form their own opinions?

No I'm saying facts are political.

The civil war was about slavery.
Even under a right wing study Medicare for all is estimated to save us 2 trillion dollars in ten years.
Giving homeless people free housing saves about $20,000 a year.
The Earth is not flat and is billions of years old.
There were no wmds in Iraq.
Stem cell research saves lives.
Comprehensive sex ed lowers teen pregnancy rates and there are less abortions.
Climate change is going to be an expensive problem.

Noop_Noop posted...
would your preference be a teacher who can't keep their own dumb fuck opinions out of their lectures, or a teacher who is focused on conveying as much factual information as possible

While I would prefer kids come to the conclusion on their own, I am fully behind teachers telling any imaginary kids I will never have that slavery is wrong, the Holocaust was a bad thing, and that there is nothing wrong with being LGBT.
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TopicRepublican lawmaker calls for removal of higher education to 'save America'
slacker03150
09/12/19 5:10:03 PM
#42
Noop_Noop posted...
the confederates and the union went to war in fuck trump
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the fuck trump
the relative major of A minor is fuck trump
when silvia plath wrote this dumb poem about a cats lips she was talking about fuck trump

The Confederates and union went to war because of slavery - oh no that's political it was states rights, no that's political, um they went to war just because, don't look into it.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. The Bible doesn't mention cells, stop making things political! And while we're at it don't teach sex Ed in science, that's for the parents to talk about.

Music you can teach without being political, but music history?

English? Huck Finn? No too political. To kill a mocking bird? Too political. Harry Potter? It spreads other religions, stop trying to bring politics into school!
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TopicJudge who set BROCK TURNER Free is Hired and FIRED in 24 HOURS after OUTRAGE!!!
slacker03150
09/11/19 9:15:13 PM
#3
If it counts, he definitely should not have a job teaching or influencing a younger generation.
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TopicDo you take medication daily?
slacker03150
09/09/19 3:08:26 PM
#18
The doctor gave me some I should be taking everyday, but I haven't taken them in a while. I don't need them. I can do just fine without them.
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TopicStraight up now tell me are ya really gonna love me forever?
slacker03150
09/04/19 1:33:53 PM
#5
Here in the Garden
Let's play a game
I'll show you how it's done
Here in the Garden
Stand very still
This'll be so much fun
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TopicSo much perfume, it is actually burning my nose.
slacker03150
09/04/19 7:36:08 AM
#1
Would it be rude to just get up and move to another table?
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TopicTeen goes blind after existing on Pringles, white bread and French fries
slacker03150
09/03/19 7:35:54 PM
#6
People keep focusing on the diet, but its really just a case of regular old bible deficiency.

The kid is committing the sin of Onan and laughing in the face of God.
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TopicThinking on it, the Lion King canon is weird now. *Spoilers*
slacker03150
09/03/19 7:17:09 PM
#1
It started out with ghosts and magic kung fu monkeys, and now Simba has a son that can lift mountains, create thunderstorms, part the ocean, and create and control tornados by roaring.
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TopicVote for the next President of the United States
slacker03150
09/01/19 9:03:57 PM
#7
Warren Buffett or Bill Gates would probably be ok. From what I know if them they seem like decent people. Warren Buffett even supports a single payer health Care system which is better than most of the democrats running right now.

Bill Nye and Neil Degrassi Tyson would be ok. It would be nice to have a president who cared about science and education.
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Topicwhat is your biggest problem right now?
slacker03150
09/01/19 12:51:33 PM
#9
No money, hate my job, hate where I live, no dreams or aspirations, and debt.

DirtBasedSoap posted...
the fact that Satan worshipping child molesters run this planet

If they are child molesters they are not very good at following the Satanic Bible. It's the Catholic Bible that is okay with alter boys, the Satanic one is against it.
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TopicI want Hopp to pounce on me
slacker03150
08/31/19 10:36:20 PM
#4
OmegaM posted...
I thought you were talking about Judy Hopps.

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TopicHas anyone here heard of Jetstream tv?
slacker03150
08/30/19 12:46:25 PM
#1
My dad wants to cut his cable for it, but it looks really fishy to me.
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TopicI'll give a prize to the first person who can prove to me that magic isn't real.
slacker03150
08/29/19 11:16:30 AM
#26
Magic is real. We just call it science instead. Instead of using toads and magic wands, we use metal and electricity.
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TopicKansas Man who DISMEMBERED a 16 y/o Girl is BEGGING Trump for CLEMENCY!!!
slacker03150
08/29/19 11:11:16 AM
#27
Far-Queue posted...
slacker03150 posted...
death penalty should be aloud.
Death by cannon volley it is, then.

Not loud enough, what do you have with missiles?

Lol woops.
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TopicKansas Man who DISMEMBERED a 16 y/o Girl is BEGGING Trump for CLEMENCY!!!
slacker03150
08/29/19 8:27:50 AM
#21
So they know for sure they have the right guy

He has raped an underaged minor and committed multiple murders

He is unrepentant about them

His defense is that his life is fucked up so he couldn't help it

This is like the poster child of why the death penalty should be aloud.
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TopicIt's cool how everyone in America just drives gigantic pickup trucks now
slacker03150
08/27/19 9:43:37 PM
#12
I've got a Smart, but other cars I looked at were the Mini, an Audi, or a VW Bug.
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TopicWhen is there not a need for a fox taser?
slacker03150
08/25/19 3:24:16 PM
#1
Brought to you by Fox-Away. Keep those foxes away with Fox-Away!
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TopicI think I might be at a tipping point with work
slacker03150
08/20/19 11:30:29 PM
#16
mooreandrew58 posted...
Just incase it wasnt obvious I was making a username joke. Otherwise I would have just said quit slacking.

I figured, but still not in a great mood and started to vent instead of leaving it at the first sentence.

One of my friends got with the HR manager and gave him a heads up. It sounds like they are willing to offer me leave, but I have to go in and talk to them tomorrow morning to set it up.if I can I will probably work through tomorrow to make sure I don't leave anything undone that needs to be done and then take off for 2 weeks.
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TopicName a series and I'll look at it's Rule34, if it has one.
slacker03150
08/20/19 9:49:28 PM
#31
King of the Hill and only of Hank Hill. 3 Hank hills in threesome all screaming bwahh.
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TopicI think I might be at a tipping point with work
slacker03150
08/20/19 9:02:48 PM
#14
mooreandrew58 posted...
Maybe stop being a slacker and do what he asked.

I wish I could be a slacker at work. There are 7 people in my department. The department supervisor who is currently out for 3 months but doesn't know how to do the job when she is in. Myself as the most experienced person in the department. 2 co-workers who know what they are doing 95% of the time but forward anything complicated to or requiring supervisor input to me because my supervisor doesn't know how to fix it. 3 new employees I have to train. 1 has severe learning disabilities and only got the job because of nepotism, 1 that just shows up for a paycheck, but doesn't do any work and actively complains about having to do more than show up, and 1 that was hired to work with computers even though she said in the interview she doesn't know anything about computers.

So that leaves my work, my supervisors work, the complicated work of 2 of my co-workers, the training, the supervision, and often the redoing of work of 3 new people and because I am trained in every department and have access to every departments programs, I also get to fix the major screw ups and cross department errors, because God forbid I point out that a manager should be handling those as the only reason I have access to those systems is because of my experience and not because my actual station allows it.

wolfy42 posted...
Come to the dark side.........

Sounds fun, is there popcorn?

Greenfox111 posted...
yikes brother

Ya not my proudest moment, but I needed to put it down in words and all of my friends were still at work.

GanonsSpirit posted...
Most employees are at the tipping point when they bring out the bill.

Only if the service was good.

SkynyrdRocker posted...
I have anger issues and even I've never flown off the handle that bad

Ya this is new for me. I'm trying to reflect on what I did and how I let it build up this much.
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