Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

FUCKERS. Nothin within 10 miles of me.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Before. So if she says no you have a whole new year to start over. And it gives you a little more time to get hammered and puke your guts out in disgust.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Where the hell did you get cinnamon coke? @NotSoObvious ? I dunno how that would go with rum but i'm a little curious now.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

HAHAHA "but she is a little unfortunate looking"

To me in my mind that's worse than ugly.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Doge is too old anymore anyway. Walter is young and able to take down any obstacles. Except piss..... he get's pissed on a lot, but he's working on it.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I never even thought about it. I better get my affairs in order!

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

You explain to me how Walter is bad. Go ahead.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

We can get Walter an account you don't worry about that little fella.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Sounds like you're scared of Walter.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

We got a new year coming up we need a new mayor.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'd love to see a vote for new mayor. Doge vs Walter.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Fucking lunatic people. I expected this to be in in the US though.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Walter has money riding on that shit.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

LordRazziel posted...

High desert sounds nice. You still get a bit of winter. The summers may be super hot, but at least it's a dry heat.

That's what I got. I wish it would rain more but i'll take it.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Sit em down in your office and explain how things aren't going as swimmingly as you had hoped. Then bust out some charts and graphs explaining the whole downward spiral.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

There's way too many fucking missions for me to go through to gold. Not even close to interested in doing that.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'm drunk so we'd probably disappear forever too if I was stupid enough to drive.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB-yuG3KFeA

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Speaking of pissing on animals whatever happened to @The_Doge ? Is he still draggin ass around here?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

HAHA mannnnn that made my night right there.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

butthole666 posted...

Tonights set was good now im sitting in my car drinking to avoid talking to anybody

You may have already covered this but what kinda music do you guys play?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Ohhh I love spicy cajun trail mix. None of that m&m and raisins bullshit. Just peanuts and these little crispy fucking things... I could eat those all day.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Damn i've avoided getting sick this year. I know it's gotta show up at some point soon.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I knew it. Wen't out drinking tionight. SURE as as shit "JOHNNNY!!"

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Irony posted...

Just buy beer

Yeah the idea is fun but honestly i'm not a patient guy.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Supernatural posted...

Nah I just looked at my horrorscope and saw your face.

Hahaha gotem

I may have saw that coming if I read my whore scope this morning.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'd say it gets better. I still get carded but when people find out you're 30 they're like "ohhh geez he's almost done, better not ask him to help me move anything heavy"

And you can shit your pants all over the place and people will understand because you're 30.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Always when someone else is driving. I just bring in a bottle of rum and get a coke. Dump half of the coke out down the aisles and pour in the rum.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Supernatural posted...

Like the purpose of them?

They can tell you the future.

Are you a capricorn??

No. You probably assumed I was but that's why Whore scopes are wrong.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

So where are you going with horoscopes?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

The moon controls the tides because of physics. Not because it's in its horoscope.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Ohhhh that's the song you were talking about. I never knew one word of it other than it's just the I Dream of Genie theme.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

My favorite was the Nosebleed one. I can't find any good clips of it on Youtube but there was just blood and hilarity all over that episode.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

WAS the hippie teacher's guitar.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

butthole666 posted...

First show new band tonight. Have never played bass in a band and am nervous as hell but venue has free beers for bands B^]

If the crowds not feelin it just give em one of these and you're like on your way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ND-9DYUhM

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Can't forget @JimCarrysToe

We'd have a big liquor and ketchup party.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I thought about getting Pokemon. I never play the Switch so maybe that could give it some life.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Bout to play some more RDR2 tonight. I had to work today... well I wouldn't call it work I just sat around fucking around on the web all day. Same thing tomorrow and hopefully I can get off Saturday. The week after next i'm taking completely off since all my friends and family will be long gone out of the state.

Love em to death but short bursts.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Hexenherz posted...

I could just move on and start RDR2 I guess.

I was playing that last night and today. They have a winter event going and it's snowing all over the desert.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Ohhh he ain't small.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I got drunk.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I just assume the worst for all future games. If i'm wrong then it's a pleasant surprise and I'm never upset about it.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Once I found out how terrible Boeing really is with QA, I try to avoid all of their aircraft.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

CanuckCowboy posted...

So full its hard to get drunk. >_>

Yeah man I noticed that happens on Thanksgiving too for sure.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Ohhh yeahhhhh SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

BRB... Moving to Spain to whack the festive shit log.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

And that's what Christmas is all about. Destroying relationships and throwing up all morning.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
Home Alone/2

Can't really pick a winner out of those so I make it a point to watch all them Christmas Eve/Christmas day.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Merrrrrry Christmas friends. Today is a total recovery day. I've been boozing it up quite a bit since some friends got to town last weekend. Already watched A Christmas Story. Just need Home Alone and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and the day is complete.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office