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HylianFox
12/28/19 11:02:55 PM
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to the airport! oh, won't someone help me before said person gets on said plane and disappears forever!?

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Cocytus
12/28/19 11:03:49 PM
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Nope, they gone. Was she black?
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The Popo
12/28/19 11:04:01 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/28/19 11:04:47 PM
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I'm drunk so we'd probably disappear forever too if I was stupid enough to drive.

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Cocytus
12/28/19 11:05:50 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm drunk so we'd probably disappear forever too if I was stupid enough to drive.
You gotta put up blocks in advance of drinking, like lock your keys up or something.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/19 11:06:49 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm drunk so we'd probably disappear forever too if I was stupid enough to drive.

Oh Johnny, you sure are a nutcase.

*Live audience laughs*

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Umbreon
12/28/19 11:10:50 PM
#7:


Run through the airport past security out of a desperate last minute attempt to declare your love.

And probably get shot because this is real life and post 9/11

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HylianFox
12/30/19 1:40:01 PM
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thanks a lot you guys, now I'll never ever ever see them again

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obeseexplosive
12/30/19 1:44:56 PM
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Did they leave on a Jefferson airplane
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