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NES4EVER posted...

Wait. You've lost your shit on me a couple times for really weird reasons. You sure pointing fingers is warranted here?

You ever stop to wonder why they were really weird reasons? You modded me for stupid shit so I just disputed stupid shit. I've never even come close to losing my shit on here.

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SatsuiNoPlatano posted...

A very spot on and complete analysis

Very analytical. We need to move him up to supervisor of the call center floor right away.

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Valjackal posted...

You keep saying that we're losing our shit over and over isn't all of a sudden going to make it true.

Now you might be able to make a case for someone losing their shit when a user said they were "horribly offended" at being called ignorant.

It's ok shhhhhhhh. Gettin a little defensive there little buddy.

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This is some great entertainment. Mods are losing their shit over one person on some other site.

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It's ok I didn't even remember her name. I just had the number.

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Damnit I just found out this chick I met at the bar the other night is a lesbian. Sonnnnn of a BITCH.

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SatsuiNoPlatano posted...

Lmao this is amazing...like, everything I thought was spot on gahdamn

Did the mods get hacked or are they just losing their shit?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

You have a wholeeeeeee buncha mods here provoking inappropriate responses. What's that called again?

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I know it's bullshit. It's been that way for as long as I have been modded. If I called a mod or any user ignorant tonight? BANNED. I REALLY still don't know exactly what that muffin guy did. I'm not even joking. I've heard his name thrown around.

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@PatrickMahomes

Don't engage with them too much they want any reason.

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Is it okay for Alucard to call me ignorant for not knowing what muffinzzororrororz has been busted for in the past?

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Alucard188 posted...

Funny how you don't offer the same courtesy when the user didn't want their picture plastered all over the place, but you and your cronies did anyways.

And who the fuck are you to tell me i'm ignorant for not knowing what some muffin guy did? I really didn't know and you flamed/offended me horribly by calling me ignorant.

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Alucard188 posted...

I like the part where you're being intentionally ignorant about everything that has happened around Muffins in the last eight months, or even in this thread.

I REALLY don't know what he did. I stick to my drinking topics. Couple extra curricular posts but I really don't know what he has done.

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What does Muffin have to do with .....anything? What'd he do?

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He does look like he works in a call center.

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It's nothing new. "Depressed you missed our Christmas sale? Here's some fucking SUVs we couldn't sell.... get your ass down here by Jan 2nd and get a free left over candy cane"

There's a fucking sale for everything.

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Micro USB?

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Right on Mississippi. The only state lower than New Mexico in education.

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House party of which i'm invited right?

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Paper_Okami posted...

i mean it's okay, pretty generic
why do all grunge guys have that voice

Grunge = depression/regret. You wouldn't catch Big Bird opening up the Sesame St show sounding like that.

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Where the fucks everyone tonight?

So when I was drinking and digging around CKY last night I found some other older stuff I forgot about. After revisiting some of it, I found some good shit. Here's a band you MIGHT have heard of. I only know them because my ex used to listen to them and said it reminded her of me. I still don't know why, but acoustic version has a nice sound to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_rnt5_8nLI

Also CKY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP8UFEc_t_U

Coheed and Cambria:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJ27NxYamY

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Paper_Okami posted...

the fuck is a seven mary three

It was an old WW2 code name for a private who clogged a toilet.

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Nothing wrong with Seven Mary Three. They were good for the time. Shit they blow away most new shit these days.

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Whatever happened to the good old days when someone cuts you off in traffic and you settle it in a knock down drag out fist fight all across I-10?

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This guy isn't a cause for alarm at all.

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Gamerguymass posted...

Seems like a good way to get shot.

I'm pretty sure TC is a cop so that would be a big problem. And since TC is a cop I want to see some body cam footage.

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No matter how you slice it the Ravens are going to shut any of the NFC teams down in the SB.

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Airhammy posted...

Newspaper said they escaped during a riot.

Which Marv probably started clogging up the god damn sinks and toilets.

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MonkeyBones23 posted...

It definitely didn't help, but they kind of got screwed by that pass interference not being called or the booth not looking at it for some reason.

Yup. Clear as fucking day PI.

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Heyyyyyyyyy you were Eli Manning too weren't ya? You got the whole QB situation locked up.

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Tired-Insomniac posted...

An R rated Home Alone reboot with adult Macaulay Culkin murdering the wet bandits plz

No it would go the other way.

Kevins wife leaves him in the same house his dead parents left him. All his family is dead after a freak accident. Kevin starts drinking A LOT. But Marv and Harry finally get released from prison and they are hell bent on destruction. Kevin can't do shit because because he's so drunk setting up booby traps drunk, they all backfire on him and Marv and Harry finally get the silver tuna.

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I'd love to see a real sequel.

Kevins wife leaves him and he's home alone at Christmas. Marv and Harry are BACK and this time Kevin will need more than micro machines... In theaters June 21st

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I don't think i've ever eaten a fig.

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Ahhhhh you can't buy booze in your city????? Utah?

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I don't know what I learned here.

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I'm sure it was over something super important like a chicken sandwich.

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There's very very very few people here who need to have children, myself included.

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hyperpowder posted...

Ride like the Wind is dope as fuck

I kinda wanna hear it redone with a little heavy guitar.

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What do you mean by cancel someone?

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Shit no.

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Holllly shit was it fun watching the Patriots lose to the fucking Dolphins today. Giants lost too but it was actually great because the dickhead Cowboys are OUT and I can drink to that.

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What you weren't handing out Toyotas like candy this year? Come onnnn man.

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I hoped they programmed the little pup to crap electrical wiring. The other dogs would think he just has worms and go easy on him for a day or two.

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How was I doin? Still holding up?

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DOGE HAS A GUN EVERYONE DOWN!!!!!

*pours a drink hits the deck*

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Listening to Infiltrate destroy rebuild now. Haven't heard that album in years. Takes me back.

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Vol2tex posted...

I didn't see the topic, but this board throws around the word "creepy" for everything

It's the hot buzzword going around here. There's certainly some occasions where it's perfectly warranted but yeah, it's thrown around a lot.

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Whch CKY riff? I haven't heard those guys in years.

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