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TopicITT I post thick women
lww99
07/01/19 3:07:14 PM
#202
TopicI think she's ready
lww99
07/01/19 2:05:20 PM
#9
For some reason, that did nothing for me.

After seeing porn stars make dicks disappear in half a second, this seems like amateur hour
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TopicCircumcision is one of those I used to be absolutely sure of my entire life
lww99
07/01/19 11:50:39 AM
#22
stone posted...
lww99 posted...
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
-foreskin provides stimulation and lubrication
-you can clean it in a shower
-if you have phimosis, it can be treated with medication
-of course you'll have less chance of penile cancer if you cut off a part of your penis
-a urinary tract infection is treatable


Cheese isnt lube

Dick cheese is only a problem if you don't shower/bathe regularly.


Is there an actual lube, or are we just talking about Smegma?
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TopicCircumcision is one of those I used to be absolutely sure of my entire life
lww99
07/01/19 10:52:20 AM
#19
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
-foreskin provides stimulation and lubrication
-you can clean it in a shower
-if you have phimosis, it can be treated with medication
-of course you'll have less chance of penile cancer if you cut off a part of your penis
-a urinary tract infection is treatable


Cheese isnt lube
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TopicMy coworker got me a Dundie!!
lww99
07/01/19 8:52:55 AM
#3
Just that I like to shoot my bow in my backyard lol
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TopicMy coworker got me a Dundie!!
lww99
07/01/19 8:43:27 AM
#1
TopicI'm falling for a 16 year old girl
lww99
07/01/19 7:01:08 AM
#91
So youre double her age, and want to know if its okay to date her.

Let me think about that.

...actually, havent I seen this topic before?
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TopicI have to put a chair in front of my fridge to keep it closed now
lww99
06/30/19 2:40:20 PM
#6
Lost_All_Senses posted...
lww99 posted...
Maybe hook a bungee cord around the door handle, and take it around the back of the fridge? Might be something back there to hook on to.


My chair is inches away from the fridge anyway.


Im not really understanding your set up. Got a pic? Maybe a front and side angle.
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TopicI have to put a chair in front of my fridge to keep it closed now
lww99
06/30/19 2:37:31 PM
#2
Maybe hook a bungee cord around the door handle, and take it around the back of the fridge? Might be something back there to hook on to.
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TopicIm getting a puppy in 2 weeks :) gimme tips :D
lww99
06/30/19 2:36:14 PM
#10
We put a bell on our back door, that our puppy can ring when she has to go outside. That made potty training way easier.

We just said lets go potty outside right by the back door, rang the bell, and then went out. Same thing if she had an accident in the house.

She caught on in a couple weeks.
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TopicDo you have a passport?
lww99
06/28/19 2:23:54 PM
#7
TopicSekiro is fun but holy fuck i'm bad at it.
lww99
06/27/19 4:09:35 PM
#7
First game in a very long time that I couldnt beat.

Got stuck on Genichiro for weeks, and decided it was best if I just stopped
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TopicI was warned ask me anything
lww99
06/27/19 2:25:54 PM
#11
TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 2:03:11 PM
#34
kingdrake2 posted...
there was one other reason.... because watermelon is a racist trademark.


I just like fruit . Watermelon is especially refreshing
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 12:29:38 PM
#28
Parappa09 posted...
Hairistotle posted...
aT lEaSt wE HaVe cHipoTLe heRe

Maybe I'll get some for lunch

pls get chipotle and give it a review

lww99 posted...
I used to work right across the street from one. I went every single day lmao. I put on like 30lbs in a couple months, which is unheard of for me. I have a really hard time putting on any weight.

You ever try Moes?

same as me bro, i struggle to put on weight. i'm thinking of bulking next month, eating tons of avocado, meats, quinoa and other stuff so i'm not stick think

never heard of moes. what is it?


Very similar to Chipotle. I think their meat is a bit better quality, you get free chips, and theres never a line to order food. Check em out sometime!

As far as the weight gain goes... I was trying these Serious Mass shakes I got from Amazon. Think the bag was like $50, but each shake was 1000 calories and v tasty. Maybe something like that would help.



No sharing with da pupper, shes at home rn anyway
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TopicHow should I go about asking out my coworker?
lww99
06/27/19 12:08:48 PM
#4
IF youre set on making a move... maybe try to get a group of people from work to go out. I wouldnt ask her exclusively. If it doesnt go your way, things are going to get reallllly awkward.
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TopicHow should I go about asking out my coworker?
lww99
06/27/19 12:06:49 PM
#2
Pepys Monster posted...
Any advice?


Dont shit where you eat, best advice I can give.
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 12:03:24 PM
#21
Shablagoo posted...
Iww99 posted...
Gotcha, yeah if you think of it, let me know!

I cant believe I remembered the brand but here they are, lol:

http://www.proteinproteinprotein.com/

I get them at Target when I see them on sale.

Ive heard good things about Blue Apron, and Hello Fresh. Similar companies I think

My brother and his wife gave me a couple of vouchers to try it out (they subscribe to BA), but I never did because they wanted my credit card information which I thought was shady. But maybe I should go back and do it, it does seem like fun.


Ohh! The P3 things. Ive seen them at Sheetz, but havent tried yet.

Parappa09 posted...
Hairistotle posted...
Parappa09 posted...
points for the fruit but that lunch is a bit depressing >.>

>being english and calling anyone's food depressing

lmao

at least we have a chipotle here. the best ever lunch food


I used to work right across the street from one. I went every single day lmao. I put on like 30lbs in a couple months, which is unheard of for me. I have a really hard time putting on any weight.

You ever try Moes?
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 11:38:43 AM
#13
Shablagoo posted...
lww99 posted...
Shablagoo posted...
Still looks fun though. They make these adult lunchable type things now that have real food in them, theyre not very cost-effective but theyre a nice treat and sometimes they go on sale.


Like the frozen meals or what?

Ive tried a couple different brands. Horumels compleats meals are probably the worst

Not even that complex just like crackers with meat slices and cheese, sometimes a nut like almond. I wish I could remember the brand name.

Ive also heard good stuff about Blue Apron but that is something you have to prepare once the ingredients arrive at your home.


Gotcha, yeah if you think of it, let me know!

Ive heard good things about Blue Apron, and Hello Fresh. Similar companies I think
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 11:14:02 AM
#11
Shablagoo posted...
Still looks fun though. They make these adult lunchable type things now that have real food in them, theyre not very cost-effective but theyre a nice treat and sometimes they go on sale.


Like the frozen meals or what?

Ive tried a couple different brands. Horumels compleats meals are probably the worst
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 11:09:03 AM
#6
Parappa09 posted...
points for the fruit but that lunch is a bit depressing >.>


I know . Part of me is glad Im not allowed to leave for lunch, but I do get sick of eating the same shit every damn day
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 11:07:58 AM
#5
Also, I should have put the cheese on before the pepperoni. Rookie mistake, cheese fell off everywhere
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 11:07:21 AM
#3
I had a PB&J too, but CE thinks my sandwiches are depressing :(

Its good in that context.
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TopicRate my lunch
lww99
06/27/19 11:00:04 AM
#1
TopicDoes it piss you off when your girlfriend / wife looks at another guy?
lww99
06/27/19 10:37:07 AM
#6
What a weird thing to brag about on the internet.

Rypt posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
you don't beat your wife do you


lol nope but she knows she will get cussed out

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TopicI have 3 days to buy myself a new car
lww99
06/27/19 10:31:15 AM
#2
TopicDo your girlfriends have an issue with you liking pictures of girls on IG?
lww99
06/27/19 9:58:42 AM
#36
Its disrespectful if its a selfie or some ho shit.

But if its just a meme, pic of nature or something, etc... its fine
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TopicNioh cinematic experience
lww99
06/26/19 2:34:20 PM
#7
Thats tolerable. I was getting stuck on Sekiro bosses for days or weeks, and would end up ruining the whole day.
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TopicNioh cinematic experience
lww99
06/26/19 12:37:40 PM
#4
I really wanna try Nioh, but I felt so utterly defeated when playing Sekiro.

Never been unable to complete a game, never gotten shit on so hard.
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TopicWhat do you do when you can hear your neighbors go to pound town?
lww99
06/26/19 12:23:04 PM
#3
Nothing really. Maybe shut your window, if its open.

As long as they arent keeping you awake, meh
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TopicNioh cinematic experience
lww99
06/26/19 11:45:21 AM
#2
TopicWomen on dating sites: "420 friendly."
lww99
06/26/19 10:10:54 AM
#25
Fam_Fam posted...
gamer167 posted...
The fact that they smoke marijuana isnt an issue.

Statistically the type of girl who puts that in her dating profile being trashy is the issue.

Plus they just looking for some free bud from some desperate ass dude


can you share these statistics please

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TopicGuess her age
lww99
06/25/19 4:36:01 PM
#36
MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah I was gonna say, is it just the pic or do her teeth look awful? Also, after you saying how bad she smelled and her sitting there with her legs wide open in the 2nd pic made me ill thinking about it.


Thats not where the odor was coming from, knew a girl in HS like that though
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TopicGuess her age
lww99
06/25/19 4:21:32 PM
#26
TopicGuess her age
lww99
06/25/19 4:18:46 PM
#23
vocedelmorte posted...
lww99 posted...
25

Is she drink a lot ? Like, every day ?


No, I dont believe so. However she was vacationing in Ireland during this photo, so maybe shes been on a bender.

Shes friends with my fianc. She also suspects her to be using, but not sure.

She came to our house once last year, granted she just got off work, she smelled fucking horrid. Like worse BO than most dudes.
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TopicGuess her age
lww99
06/25/19 4:11:02 PM
#14
TopicGuess her age
lww99
06/25/19 4:05:10 PM
#10
TopicGuess her age
lww99
06/25/19 4:00:44 PM
#1
TopicWould you fuck dis fat chick?
lww99
06/25/19 2:03:49 PM
#7
TopicAs an adult, I snore really fucking loud.
lww99
06/24/19 2:06:58 PM
#4
Na, 60 150lbs.

SSJGrimReaper posted...
you better not wake up oreo pupper with that snoring


She said even the dogs looked annoyed lmfao
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TopicAs an adult, I snore really fucking loud.
lww99
06/24/19 12:04:45 PM
#1
Didnt snore much as a kid. Always got annoyed when my step dad would be sleeping in the basement, and I could hear him on the 2nd floor.

My fianc took a video of me snoring last night, and Im not much better lol. I look like a corpse and sound like an elephant.

I wish I could post but too big for Imgtc
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TopicSelfie Topic: The Hottest One Yet!!
lww99
06/23/19 6:59:57 PM
#292
Is that a yes or no lol.

If yes, we used to be friends on Xbox live
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TopicSelfie Topic: The Hottest One Yet!!
lww99
06/23/19 2:56:06 PM
#289
TopicTrump tweeted this at 3:50PM est
lww99
06/21/19 6:14:39 PM
#16
Let's call him what he is. A traitorous soon-to-be dictator.
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TopicFeelin' real bitter about people with rich parents
lww99
06/21/19 11:03:53 AM
#73
But I dont have 10k for a single bitcoin, nor do I really have extra income to invest in a partial coin.

But I appreciate the info
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TopicFeelin' real bitter about people with rich parents
lww99
06/21/19 9:48:11 AM
#56
TopicFeelin' real bitter about people with rich parents
lww99
06/20/19 1:13:37 PM
#54
^ maybe the old saying is true. It takes a village

Sariana21 posted...
Yeah, I have my own gripe about people with rich parents, especially those who start companies and dont know what theyre doing and betray people. But I cant go into details.

But yeah, RL has been hitting pretty hard lately.


Ugh that sounds like a terrible situation
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TopicFeelin' real bitter about people with rich parents
lww99
06/20/19 12:57:20 PM
#51
Zodd3224 posted...
lww99 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
lww99 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
TC it sounds like you have the American Dream already. House, cars, health. What more do you really need to be happy?

Only worry about what you can control. I learned from one of my bosses as a mantra and seriously it is a mindset good for both professional and personal life.


Idk man, not living basically paycheck to paycheck would do wonders lol.

Id really like to do some traveling, but cant afford, or get that time off of work.

Cant finish college without putting myself 50k in debt, having to switch careers fields. Id have to go while working full time, which I know people do, but would be hard for me with our pets.


I'm in the same situation as you but replace "pets" with "2 kids."


Im sure its harder with kids than pets. We have 5, 2 dogs and 3 cats. Cats would be fine, but I cant just leave my dogs locked up the entire day.

As far as kids go, I want them, but know I cant currently afford them. I wouldnt be able to truly provide, I dont want them to worry about any financial stress.


We couldnt afford them when we started having them. But we made it work. You find things you can live without, lol.


Thats true. Not that we should rely on them, but Im sure our families would help out too.
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