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Topic32 y/o Man WALKED 351 MILES to have SEX with a 14 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!
HornedLion
10/13/19 8:10:18 PM
#2
How do you have two kids within the same year?

Maybe the end of gestation being in Q1, and immediately impregnate her again?

Youre not supposed to have intercourse for 6 weeks after giving birth. Things are 100% down there and youre at increased risk of infections.
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TopicI love ice cream with a swirl of colors.
HornedLion
10/13/19 5:52:13 PM
#6
To me thats all women with stretch marks are... ice cream with swirls of color.
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TopicSo will Gfaqs start banning people for speaking out against China?
HornedLion
10/13/19 5:47:12 PM
#15
Nah, TC.

But just dont protest against something Israel did.
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TopicMartin Scorsese: Marvel movies are not 'cinema'
HornedLion
10/13/19 3:20:54 PM
#53
Aaantlion posted...
Well, they're not "art" in certain senses so, if you view cinema as art, then therefore they wouldn't be cinema.

Bulbasaur posted...
he can talk all the shit he wants when his movies are that critically successful


He's literally won an Oscar, among other awards, for his films so what the fuck are you talking about?


Damn... Bulbasaur made me agree with Zeus. Goddamn grass types.
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Topic2019 is likely the LAST YEAR i'll be posting Dailymail News Topics...
HornedLion
10/13/19 2:26:11 PM
#7
Boo.

Ignore the haters.

Im telling you people right now, if he starts to post but NOT include pics in the topic but instead I have to click an outside link... Im fucking telling you... ima flip shit.
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TopicYou're Tearing Me Apart, PotD!
HornedLion
10/13/19 1:59:49 PM
#3
Oh, hi mark.
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TopicHey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
HornedLion
10/12/19 11:38:48 PM
#1
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Oh My
Mercy

And maybe I seem a bit confused
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
They're callin' again.
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TopicAttention: Fast Food workers
HornedLion
10/12/19 9:30:45 PM
#6
Thank you, guys, for the responses.

I just wanted to make sure they werent adding any secret sauce to my food.
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TopicAttention: Fast Food workers
HornedLion
10/12/19 8:59:51 PM
#1
Ive visited a Burger King a few times near my house when Im too lazy to make something.

And each and every time I go through drive thru, they have me pull around to the parking lot and bring me out the food moments later.

Its not like the Drive thru is busy.

Seems very odd and suspicious. Why would they do this? Its an inconvenience for them to have to walk my food out instead of simply just handing it to me.
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TopicTwo of Giuliani's associates tied to Trump's campaign + Ukraine arrested
HornedLion
10/12/19 1:00:52 PM
#4
Giuliani is gonna flip like pancake during All-You-Can-Eat month at iHop.
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TopicWe really fucked Syria.
HornedLion
10/12/19 12:03:57 PM
#1
They have two choices:

1) Die
2) Turn to Russia for help

If they invite Russia then thats another loss for the U.S. on so many levels.

I dont know about you guys but I am tired of all this winning.
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TopicJust a random thought on this Saturday morning.
HornedLion
10/12/19 10:08:15 AM
#8
Being let go or laid off is very traumatic.

Years ago I worked for a company that absolutely loved me. Despite this they laid me off twice in 3 years. Each time I was laid off it only lasted a month. In hindsight thats not bad, and was a nice little vacation. Except for the fact that when I was laid off I didnt know at the time it would only be for a month. The company didnt know either. They said Id be back as soon as they got a new client for me, which could have taken many months.

Here I am 5 years later and still cant get over the fear I felt during that time. And again, they liked me. So I cant imagine what it must be like for you, TC, that they felt like being dicks about the whole situation.
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TopicWhich locale would you live in?
HornedLion
10/12/19 9:59:09 AM
#22
Id choose Hell over India.
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TopicEnd of a decade. How was yours?
HornedLion
10/11/19 9:33:18 PM
#34
Met my wife early in the decade. Been happily married ever since.

And that is a BAD thing. Its made this last decade absolutely FLY BY.

I remember having 3 TVs in my living room as a bachelor. Im on one playing W@W and my friend is on another doing the same. And on the third we are watching history in the making as Obama wins the presidency.

The movie SuperBad was only like 2 years old, and McLovin was still a hilarious name. I could eat whatever I want and stay in shape.

Nowadays the days go by like hours. And the FPS genre is pretty much dead. Only good thing about now is that Sony is the undisputed king, and all is made right in the gaming kingdom.
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Topicanyone ever notice it gets cold around the same time every year
HornedLion
10/11/19 9:27:57 PM
#5
I want to know why everywhere you look... the visible spectrum... is rainbows.


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TopicCNN Thinks Trump Will Resign
HornedLion
10/11/19 2:35:19 PM
#98
jramirez23 posted...
HornedLion posted...
He CANT resign.

Let me give you an analogy. Trump is Brad from Resident Evil, is unarmed, and in a house with a licker(the Democrats and their impeachment inquiry). In about 8hrs the Stars team will come and save him. Those 8hrs being the end of his term in 2024 if he survives the licker.

If he WILLINGLY leaves the house before Stars arrive... the Nemesis(DA of NYC) is ANXIOUSLY waiting for him outside. Im talking about the DA already has him dead to rights, and irl theyre salivating at the mouth to get their hands on him.

Holy crap. The way the monster was running toward Jill at the end! Anyway, your analogy was confusing because I didnt understand the DA of NYC part. Why do they have him dead again?


Because Michael Cohen, Trumps former lawyer, has spilled all the beans to the DA of the southern district of NY. As a matter of fact, Cohen met with them again a few weeks ago while serving his sentence.

Michael Cohen has cooperated fully with them. Remember, he knows where the bodies are buried so to speak.

If Trump wasnt president he would already be in jail. AND even if he resigns and Pence becomes president he cannot be pardoned for Trumps crimes on a state level. NY state to be exact.

So again, he cannot and will not resign. Lol. If he had just not run for president he couldve finished off his life like any other rich fuck. But now look at this fucking mess hes made for himself.
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TopicSupreme Court is FIERCELY DIVIDED whether EMPLOYERS can FIRE GAY PEOPLE!!!
HornedLion
10/10/19 10:02:43 AM
#57
This is BS.

If being gay is just who you are: Then getting fired for that personal trait, especially since it does not interfere with your work performance, is illegal.

If being gay is a mental issue, which it is not but certain haters of the LBGT community like to say it is: Then firing them for a medical issue that, again, does not interfere with their work performance is also illegal!

Im not gay but I love working with them. I love making HR inappropriate jokes, and they do too. For example, the other day he said something like, I hate going to Jesses(a restaurant) their portions are too small. And I was like, Size queen. We had a good laugh and the day went by faster because of it.
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TopicCNN Thinks Trump Will Resign
HornedLion
10/07/19 10:23:48 AM
#4
hypnox posted...
I honestly can not think of a single instance where that man would resign other than someone giving him A LOT of money under the table.


He CANT resign.

Let me give you an analogy. Trump is Brad from Resident Evil, is unarmed, and in a house with a licker(the Democrats and their impeachment inquiry). In about 8hrs the Stars team will come and save him. Those 8hrs being the end of his term in 2024 if he survives the licker.

If he WILLINGLY leaves the house before Stars arrive... the Nemesis(DA of NYC) is ANXIOUSLY waiting for him outside. Im talking about the DA already has him dead to rights, and irl theyre salivating at the mouth to get their hands on him.


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TopicCNN Thinks Trump Will Resign
HornedLion
10/07/19 10:16:35 AM
#3
CNN? The news station that takes childish shots at Bernie Sanders, and are completely in the pockets of big pharma?

That second one is unfair cause ALL major news networks are in the pocket of big pharma.
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Topic21 y/o Kid gets 10 DAYS JAIL because he OVERSLEPT and missed JURY DUTY!!!
HornedLion
10/07/19 1:32:33 AM
#2
This shouldve been one of those simple, Listen, Im giving you a warning. If you dont get in trouble with the law for the next 6 months, this will be removed from your record.
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TopicDid you see Joker yet? Thoughts?
HornedLion
10/06/19 7:02:11 PM
#24
Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
2WdgHQu

Nah.


Wow theyre all...

Glasses wearing dudes!

Now I know why Waldo was always so hard to find. He had malicious plans.
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TopicHas Batwoman always been lesbian?
HornedLion
10/06/19 7:00:34 PM
#3
The Batman series celebrated its 80th anniversary last week.

I dont think there were lesbians in the 1940s.
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TopicWhen you think of your early internet days, what images or videos come to mind.
HornedLion
10/06/19 6:17:19 PM
#8
AOL chat and...

a/s/l?
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TopicI was prescribed chantix to help quit smoking
HornedLion
10/06/19 6:16:23 PM
#20
MICHALECOLE posted...
HornedLion posted...
Ray Liotta is proud of you, TC.

Ray liotta can afford it real easy I bet


Idk. I mean, one minute youre on Godfellas and the next minute youre making a Chantix commercial.
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TopicI was prescribed chantix to help quit smoking
HornedLion
10/06/19 5:59:26 PM
#18
Ray Liotta is proud of you, TC.
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TopicSecond Whistleblower possibly three on Trump
HornedLion
10/06/19 4:33:16 PM
#7
Rome wasnt built in a day.

Nixon also wasnt impeached in a day.
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TopicFavorite Loony Toon character
HornedLion
10/06/19 4:19:53 PM
#25
Taz with Slowpoke Rodriguez in second place.


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TopicI wish places served steak and eggs.
HornedLion
10/06/19 4:06:44 PM
#5
Is this a yoke?
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TopicDoes your theater have a no singles policy?
HornedLion
10/06/19 1:32:19 AM
#32
My theater just had, No bags! Signs. Thats all.
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Topic17 y/o Christian HOMESCHOOLED Girl is BANNED from her DANCE for Wearing THIS!!!
HornedLion
10/06/19 1:03:30 AM
#3
That third picture.
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TopicUniv of Kansas APOLOGIZES for this EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE EVENT!! Are u offended???
HornedLion
10/06/19 12:56:02 AM
#5
Those shorts dont even get me semi-excited.

Maybe if they were booty shorts but as they are in the pictures... nope.
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TopicJoker was amazing
HornedLion
10/05/19 11:00:36 PM
#29
Mead posted...
Wanded posted...
jramirez23 posted...
The first thing I ever heard of that movie is that it got a standing ovation. So why is almost every article arguing about how its shallow and a trigger for violent people?

The same reason dave chappels special got something like 20 from critics and mainstream sites then 99 from the audience

leftist media and sjws


That was so nuts. Like if his comedy isnt your thing then ok I can understand that. But to me that special was funny as hell and for it to be at a freaking 0% for a while on RT was just absolute bananaland shit


Michael Jackson has been dead for 10 years and he just picked up two new cases!

On topic: I totally agree, Jen. The portrayal of Thomas Wayne is what I would imagine, realistically, hed be like.

I think everyone can relate to Arthur on some level. And it might have been Joachims greatest performance... and that says A LOT.

For me, though, the part that broke me was him reading the records and finding out what had happened to him as a child at the hand of his moms BF. That had me truly feeling for the character as if he was real.

I... kinda wanna watch it again.
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TopicJoker audiences around the world WALK OUT after its glorification of INCELS!!!
HornedLion
10/05/19 10:52:58 PM
#8
While watching the movie there were many scenes which made me unhappy.

With that said... it was the best $9 I ever spent, and I think Joachim Phoenixs Joker makes Heath Ledgers look like a fucking... joke.

Seriously, opinions and all but if you dont appreciate this movie on ALL its levels then idk what to tell you. It was perfection imo.
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TopicThis is the 24 y/o MARINE who claims Elizabeth Warren paid him for BONDAGE SEX!
HornedLion
10/05/19 10:19:18 PM
#33
Aaantlion posted...
HornedLion posted...
Oh. This must be one of those crisis actors I keep hearing the right talk about.


This must be one of Poe's Law examples I keep hearing about.


Why did you bump up my old ass topic on the new Batman?

Youre coming on too strong. I like shy girls.
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TopicThis is the 24 y/o MARINE who claims Elizabeth Warren paid him for BONDAGE SEX!
HornedLion
10/05/19 8:20:09 PM
#31
Oh. This must be one of those crisis actors I keep hearing the right talk about.
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TopicHow do you spend a long night out with friends without...
HornedLion
10/05/19 7:34:53 PM
#2
We use to do it all the time with my friends and fellow elders back in Utah.
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TopicNutty woman at AOC town hall urges people to eat babies to fight climate change.
HornedLion
10/05/19 7:31:27 PM
#92
Its not about the Democrats, Republicans, or whether or not you like AOC.

Its about a country full of people who have grown up with Hollywood and the trash YouTube fake pranks, and yet some still say this actor is legit.

Its the dumbest, cringiest acting ever. The shirt is a dead giveaway, and the way she turns around to look for approval while boosting the sound of her voice had a cringe-tacular chill run down my spine. Cant imagine how embarrassed she mustve felt, no matter how much they paid her.
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TopicTeacher OFFENDS Kids by comparing CONFEDERATE Flag to WHITE TRASH and INCEST!!!
HornedLion
10/05/19 2:53:49 PM
#21
Phantom_Nook posted...
Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
That flag does not stand for racism.

It stands for a failed country that seceded because they wanted to own black people as property. Sounds racist to me.


Pretty much.

They seceded and lost. Theres another loser flag you see along side the confederate flag too. The Nazi flag. Again, historys losers.

But you know... AOC is a real fucking traitor, right guys?
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TopicCheerios makes the best flavors
HornedLion
10/05/19 1:01:07 PM
#6
Honey Nut Cheerios May help reduce cholesterol.
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TopicLife advice from PotD. What would you do?
HornedLion
10/02/19 8:41:51 AM
#1
So a few weeks ago at a T intersection with a stop sign, I was crossing the street. I see a van coming but obviously they have to stop because theres a stop sign and Im a pedestrian. I take a step into the road and they took that turn like a bat out of hell.

Instinctively and out of nerves I whacked the living shit out the back of the van and crossed the street. But the lady came out and began her hollering. I told her theres a stop sign there but she said she didnt care. All the while I was recording this. She gave me the usual, Dont let me catch you in the streets again.-crap. I dont know why we have to wait to see each other again for something to happen. Were here right now.

So then today I drop off my son at that same intersection and you know how you have to yield to the school bus? Well guess who is driving by and totally disregards that. And AGAIN I was crossing the street, just that this time they didnt come as close as they did before to hitting the van.

I have their DL number. Dont know if I should let this go or what.
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TopicWhat's the spiciest (hottest) fast food available?
HornedLion
10/01/19 11:49:47 PM
#8
darcandkharg31 posted...
HornedLion posted...
But be warned that when you go in the morning youll be screaming.

Only the weak get the spicy poops.


The weak and those with Hemorrhoids.


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TopicDescribe your penis using a YuGiOh card
HornedLion
10/01/19 10:43:58 PM
#11
Exodia with two Kuribohs.

Or so Ive been told.
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TopicWhat's the spiciest (hottest) fast food available?
HornedLion
10/01/19 10:42:04 PM
#3
I like burger kings spicy chicken sandwich.

Depending on your state the $1 Mcdonalds spicy Chicken sandwich might also be spicy. But be warned that when you go in the morning youll be screaming.
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TopicThese were the RACIST TEXTS that did AMBER GUYGER in and got her CONVICTED!!!
HornedLion
10/01/19 10:39:10 PM
#2
That lady is not white. Shes mixed. You can tell.
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Topic"Not your mom, not your milk."
HornedLion
10/01/19 10:09:11 PM
#1
The funniest phrase that has ever come out of a vegans mouth.
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Topic6 in 10 republicans think Trump didn't mention Biden on Ukraine call
HornedLion
10/01/19 8:10:31 PM
#4
Theyre not stupid. They know.

Theyre just using the old play book they used for the Mueller Report. Deny it, deflect, stonewall, and generally just muddy the water so much so that the buzz dies down.

Right now Giuliani and Pompeo have been subpoenaed and they are saying they aint going. YOU try saying no to a subpoena and see what happens to you. But for members of this corrupt administration its 100% fine.

Oh! And Giuliani just lawyered up. And with who else but one of the prosecutors of the Watergate case.
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TopicPolicewoman that killed man when she entered his apt mistakenly found guilty
HornedLion
10/01/19 6:20:36 PM
#24
Somebody seems a little extra mad today.

Between the announcement of impeachment inquiry and now white women not being able to get away with murder, its been a rough week for some people.
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TopicPolicewoman that killed man when she entered his apt mistakenly found guilty
HornedLion
10/01/19 5:52:29 PM
#9
Mead posted...
Edit: Just realized the title could have been worded better, she was not mistakenly found guilty, lol


For a second I thought Zeus managed to convert you.
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TopicTexas Ranger says Blonde Tramp who KILLED her Black Neighbor is INNOCENT!!!
HornedLion
10/01/19 2:12:04 PM
#35
I'm not defending her gunning down a guy out of fucking idiocy, I'm just not accepting the insane assertion that she premeditated killing her neighbour because why not.


Look. Im not one to jump to conclusion to situations I wasnt able to witness. But... I am 99.99% sure that they had some sort of altercation and/or she didnt like the noise he made upstairs. Idk. All I do know is how a woman looks when she lies, and in my professional experience, she lied.

I say just as sure as I am that George Zimmerman got fucked up by a 16 year old black kid, and he got his ego hurt and shot him.

And as a long time apartment dweller... I have not once gone to the wrong apartment. And Ive gotten home SMASHED and wasted a great many times.
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TopicJurors can now consider STAND YOUR GROUND verdict for AMBER GUYGER!!!
HornedLion
10/01/19 2:03:47 PM
#42
Jen0125 posted...
Let's see what her sentence is.


This. According to the almighty google, a first degree murder conviction in the state of Texas is punishable by 5-99 years.

If she gets the 5 it will be a slap in the face to the family.

That judge aint playing, though.
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