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Sunhawk posted...

Has anyone ever been so far as to, etc. I think that was it.

I think that was a /vg/ post that someone copied here

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industrializeit posted...

One of them is a trap though fucking piece of shit mother fucker you find secret and the secret is you have to lose a heart container.

That's the second quest and it's leave a heart container or 50 rupees.

There's actually 3 of them total but they're all in the second quest. If you don't have 50 rupees when you enter the room you're forced to choose the heart container.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Anti purge bump

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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darkphoenix181 posted...

He went to church and prayed often.
Just cause he kept his faith separate from the show doesn't make him a secular humanist.
Infact he saw the show as his ministry to God and the whole neighbor thing comes from a parable by Jesus.

He did but he understood that not everyone worshipped the same God and it was still important to reach out to them. He said practically every day on his show, "I like you just the way you are" and that would include even people who weren't Christians.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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JonTaylorThomas posted...

The only important breakable walls are found in dungeons, in the center of one of four walls. This isn't really cryptic, especially when an overworld cave literally tells you to look out for this with bombs.

No he's talking about walls that you can walk through (there's an invisible door)

One of them is a trap though fucking piece of shit mother fucker you find secret and the secret is you have to lose a heart container.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Is that a dude wearing a turkey as a head crab?

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv

Jetblackmoon posted...

Curious what the evidence Subway submitted to make their case. Big difference between 53% and 99%.

Half a sandwich

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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It's the first two books of the Barsoom series crammed into a disjointed movie that doesn't do the books any Justice and causes Disney to lose millions of dollars.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Questionmarktarius posted...

There were no walls to hump in the entire first run.

If you were an idiot kid like I was you probably started out by naming your save file "Zelda"

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Questionmarktarius posted...

"Okay, so do I just hump the wall here?" isn't really something I considered in 1986.

Well a lot of us did because we did it all.

Bomb every wall
Hump every wall
Burn every Bush
Play the whistle on every screen
Bomb every rock
Push every statue
Push every block
Etc

Of course TLoZ isn't nearly as big as Zelda games these days so it wasn't as time consuming as it sounds, but we did it all.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Questionmarktarius posted...

There is no indication whatsoever that you have to press against the wall for two seconds.

Yes there was. You had a dungeon map.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Questionmarktarius posted...

passthrough walls, tho.

Might be hard to understand for you young'uns but when we say we burnt every Bush we mean we burnt literally every fucking Bush that the candle could reach. Passthrough walls are easy to find in comparison.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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ledbowman posted...

Nope nowhere close

What does a screenshot of him getting the shit kicked out of him on cloud City have anything to do with it?

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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ledbowman posted...

And like I said, a lot of the complaints just don't even line up with the movies. "Luke would never have a low point and be tempted by the dark side" except in the beloved ROTJ when he came within an inch of executing his dad

He was never close to executing his dad. He was close to executing the emperor but ironically Darth Vader stopped him.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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A quartet of doctors discovers a secret tunnel

uhh.... Ghostbusters 4 I guess?

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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vigorm0rtis posted...

I'm left to speculate on what this is: an effort to remind people how stupid right wing conspiracy theorists are, or a stupid right wing conspiracy theorist.

It's ROD

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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lil_GoodOlJr_69 posted...

Wasnt the last pope a literal nazi for example

He was part of some kind of Nazi boy scouts thing and he resigned pretty fast anyway.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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karmageddon28 posted...

It's not like her needs a twist.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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LethalAffinity posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k

Okay that was cool as shit

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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I like the guardians.

The rest look like they should not be playing football while Rita Repulsa is on the move.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Shotgunnova posted...

You'd also know the odds.

All of them.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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TheShadowViper posted...

Only Star Wars movie that didn't have a lightsaber duel.

Surely you don't count that joke of a duel in Episode 4 as a real duel.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Shotgunnova posted...

I'd need a way to make it fun. Good thing I already know how...'cause I'm omniscient.

You'd know things you don't want to know though. And you also know that you can't ever un-know or forget those things.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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vigorm0rtis posted...

Again, it's like you can't read. Look up the Victory Stele of Merneptah. The Egyptians cop to kicking Hebrew ass in Egypt. At this point I'm assuming you're avoiding this because you can't refute it.

This is well documented event in which Egyptians attacked, subjugated, and taxed the Hebrews. This may have felt like slavery to them, maybe it was, but it did not happen in Egypt across the other side of Sinai.

vigorm0rtis posted...

The existence of Egyptian Hebrews isn't debated by any historian or archaeologist anywhere.

I have not contested that either. They simply weren't around in Egypt before the alleged Exodus to the tune of hundreds of thousands as slaves. That doesn't mean they didn't exist at all.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Shotgunnova posted...

I'll take one Omniscience, please.

This is one of those powers that sounds cool at first and then the more you think about it, you realize it would suck a lot.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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coh posted...

Well there most likely was a huge flood, since other sources besides the Bible mentions one.

A global catastrophic flood is effectively falsified. Flood myths are probably the result of tidal waves or extremely heavy rains / hurricanes.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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vigorm0rtis posted...

You'll note, I never mentioned Moses, and my notion that the Levites drove the migration actually contradicts the notion that Moses led it, even if he did ever exist (no evidence).

The fact that there is was not any changes to pottery of Canaan / Israel / Palestine / whatever you want to call it since you're big on Onomastics makes the leader of the Exodus completely irrelevant because it means that the Exodus simply never happened at all.

vigorm0rtis posted...

As to your pics: fun fact-- the Levites had been absorbed by Egypt, unlike the rest of the tribes, wore Egyptian clothes and took Egyptian names. So posting Hebrew pottery doesn't cut it.

It does cut it if that pottery wasn't anywhere to be found with the Hebrew pottery after the supposed Exodus. But that's not all, there's no Israelite pottery to be found in Egypt predating the Exodus either. They never had an Exodus because they never went there in the first place.

vigorm0rtis posted...

archaeology occasionally fails us.

Can you discredit the archaeological findings of egyptologists and Israel? Just because some people accidentally assembled some wrong dinosaur skeletons once doesn't mean archaeology as a whole is untrustworthy.

This isn't one or two fringe scholars. The vast majority of archaeologists agree that the evidence directly contradicts Exodus happening at all.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Actually Rick Moranis is doing shit again. Mostly theater stuff which is why nobody really knows about it.

His retirement was mostly to spend time with his kids which have long since grown up.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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vigorm0rtis posted...

pottery was indistinguishable from Egyptian, you wouldn't know the difference.

Ah yeah easy mistake to make there's no way professional archaeologists could tell these two apart.

vigorm0rtis posted...

Disregarding onomastics marks you as an amateur at best. Enjoy the cheap seats.

Your argument here is effectively Exodus happened because of Moses.

there's also no evidence Moses existed

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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vigorm0rtis posted...

As to the first

I'm going to say this as bluntly as possible.

This is in the first source.

Which brings us to the final question: Was there a mass Exodus of Jewish slaves out of Egypt? There is no record of any such thing ever happening, and the simple reason is that there is no time in which it could have happened.


vigorm0rtis posted...

As to the second, it just says there was "no great influx." I also noted that the "Exodus" didn't happen in the numbers it boasts-- the Hebrews numbered in the thousands, not hundreds of thousands. Also, doesn't account for the evidence we find using onomastics (another thing you might care to familiarize yourself with).

Again, the second source clearly states that if Jews had lived in Egypt by even the low-ball figure of thousands we'd know through archaeology. There's absolutely no Egyptian influenced pottery to be found in the Canaan region and they didn't drop it on the way there because there's none of it to be found in distance between, either.

Onomastics doesn't mean shit. Pottery is real evidence. Onomastics is just language fuckery and there's lots of reasons why that could have happened besides an Exodus.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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I'll take Wisdom of Solomon from Shazam's power pool.

Nobody is going to be able to find out I have that.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Machete posted...

No. The only thing in the bible that actually really historically happened was when that dude got eaten by a sea monster and survived for several days in spite of lack of oxygen and the fact that he would have been digested. In many parts of the world and for many people, that's called a Tuesday.

I call that dating my ex girlfriend

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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vigorm0rtis posted...

Are... are you even reading your sources?

Yes I am.

You're not, however.

vigorm0rtis posted...

The first article doesn't address the question of the Exodus at all

Which brings us to the final question: Was there a mass Exodus of Jewish slaves out of Egypt? There is no record of any such thing ever happening, and the simple reason is that there is no time in which it could have happened. No Egyptian record contains a single reference to anything in Exodus; and by the time there were enough Jews living in Egypt to constitute an Exodus, the time of the pyramids was long over. And Pharaoh Ramesses can be let off the hook as well: With apologies to Yul Brynner, no documentary or archaeological evidence links any of the Pharaohs bearing this name with plagues or Jewish slaves or edicts to kill babies. Indeed, the earliest, Ramesses I, wasn't even born until more than a thousand years after the Great Pyramid was completed. His grandson, the great Ramesses II, lived even later.

vigorm0rtis posted...

Also, the other article just argues that the Exodus isn't a literal account

It does more than that. It tells you what most likely happened.

However, the archeological conclusions are not based primarily on the absence of Sinai evidence. Rather, they are based upon the study of settlement patterns in Israel itself. Surveys of ancient settlements--pottery remains and so forth--make it clear that there simply was no great influx of people around the time of the Exodus (given variously as between 1500-1200 BCE). Therefore, not the wandering, but the arrival alerts us to the fact that the biblical Exodus is not a literal depiction. In Israel at that time, there was no sudden change in the kind or the volume of pottery being made. (If people suddenly arrived after hundreds of years in Egypt, their cups and dishes would look very different from native Canaanites'.) There was no population explosion. Most archeologists conclude that the Israelites lived largely in Canaan over generations, instead of leaving and then immigrating back to Canaan.


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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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vigorm0rtis posted...

Wrong. It happened, or at least we're pretty sure it did, but not in the numbers or in the place the Bible says. Onomastics indicate a migration of the Hebrews at about the same time it was recorded as happening in the Victory Stele of Pharaoh Merneptah. Also, probably not fleeing the Egyptians, rather the Levites bullied the shit out of the other tribes and drove them on a forced march to where they could force them to worship Yahweh without Egyptian influence.

Here's factual info that explains not only did it not happen but it couldn't have happened.

https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4191

And here's a religious source admitting it never happened either.

https://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/judaism/2004/12/did-the-exodus-really-happen.aspx

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Touch posted...

Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is a really nice guy and a philanthropist but he's not really the same as the others I mentioned.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

That's why I cant watch the biopic with Tom Hanks. I know I'll cry.

I watched it and almost cried several times.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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The Bible isn't a historical document as much as people want it to be.

Forgetting all the flood nonsense and angels blowing shit up nonsense for a minute.

There's no evidence Exodus ever happened. Any of it. Like not even if you squint while drunk.

There's astoundingly little evidence David ever existed.

There's no evidence Peter existed besides the Catholic Church saying he started their organization.

While there's evidence Jesus existed there's no evidence to support his Divinity or any miracles and was most likely a violent rebel leader and not the peaceful hippie you read about.

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*sighs unzips*

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Abiz_ posted...

James Corden was pretty good in Doctor who. I expect Cats to be pretty trash though, but why are you pointing him out?

Most of his Hollywood career is filled with extreme mediocrity. This is his first movie where he shares significant roles with huge Oscar/Grammy winning stars and it's going to be a massive bomb. They will undoubtedly blame him for it.

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Taylor Swift, Jennifer Hudson, Ian McKellen, AND Idris Elba.

Press F for James Cordin's career it will not survive this.

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pokedude900 posted...

Everyone should send feedback tickets demanding this be reverted. We were able to get rid of the off-topic flair for the single day that that was a thing.

I don't think the off-topic flair should have been removed it should have just been filtered out by default on every board. Like you should have had to manually turn it on every time you wanted to see it.

In general I'd like to see less board division and better flair filtering. Like, instead of having separate boards for Pokemon versions + yet another for trading, just have it all in one board filtered by flair. Making flairing posts mandatory and don't default "General" as the selected flair.

The off topic flair basically made it so that every board automatically had a social equivalent.

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Broseph_Stalin posted...

You think if I got a million dollars I'd hire a landscaper and do nothing else with the money? Think for a second. A million dollars spent is a million dollars spent.

It's like you woke up one day and realized if you didn't have to spend money on something you could spend it on another thing, and absolutely no one involved with public policy has ever thought about this before.

This is why millionaires are millionaires and you are not.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Damn_Underscore posted...

It's pretty cool when you have a final perfect fun and then can talk about a history of those best runs, but in reality speedrunning is just tedious grinding. It's awful to watch and I can't imagine how anyone could have fun doing it.

You should see the new speedrunning update on SMM2 it's fucking fun as hell. I got 19.994 on the first course putting me in the top bracket but I'm trying to go for faster.

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is this real?

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Broseph_Stalin posted...

one guy spending a million dollars and 10,000 people spending a million dollars... both spend a million dollars.

no one is making money in this scenario, you're just shifting money around. the government has to spend a massive amount of money in order to bail out college graduates. you are not the first person to think of "If I didn't spend on x, I could spend on y".

The one guy doesn't spend a million dollars. That's the point. He spends some. He spends more than I do on my landscaper, but not a million dollars.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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