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| Topic | Da hot MILF dat moved into my neighborhs vacation home knocked on my door today |
| marthsheretoo 06/20/19 6:41:33 PM #5 | DepreceV2 posted... Is this TCs new gimmick with how he types? I swear he wasnt doing this before and Ive seen a few topics lately where he types like that It's been this way for years, maybe decades --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | [MTG] How the fuck do I keep getting flooded when I only have 20 f'n land?! |
| marthsheretoo 06/20/19 6:17:20 PM #4 | Shit like this is why I don't defend MtG's mana system. Mark Rosewater says it's part of what makes the game great... fuck it. Luck is always gonna be a factor in CCGs but mana screw/flood is way too punishing and unfun. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | So I'm planning on going to a Republican meeting? What should I expect? |
| marthsheretoo 06/20/19 6:07:04 PM #5 | They will suck up to you for being a black person they can point to to prove they aren't racist unless you give them the slightest hint you don't agree with their policies. Then the racism will come out. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Cliches aren't inherently bad. |
| marthsheretoo 06/20/19 5:29:24 PM #6 | Writing is 10% ideas, 90% execution. You can have the most tropey, overdone story ever and absolutely nail it with your writing. Or have a great original story and have it fall flat because you sucked too much for the reader to connect with anything. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What kind of tattoo should I get? |
| marthsheretoo 06/20/19 4:26:10 PM #11 | Get a quote. I suggest: "I am an alpha of the highest caliber" -Me --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | If one religion took over the World and forced it's beliefs into everyone... |
| marthsheretoo 06/20/19 2:36:37 AM #17 | Guide posted... The chill kind of buddhism. Buddhism can be pretty nutty sadly... --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | About to fire up BOTW for the first time. Need some advice |
| marthsheretoo 06/18/19 6:32:58 PM #34 | Do the divine beasts asap, they give you powerful magic. The zora gives an extra life The rito gives an updraft (imo the most useful) The gerudo gives a super strong aoe lightning strike The goron gives an invincible shield. If you want to get strong fast, hunt them down --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Disney ruined star wars. |
| marthsheretoo 06/18/19 6:26:50 PM #58 | s0nicfan posted... Murphiroth posted...Hell Finn is nearly killed from said glancing blow and has to spend some time in a bacta tank. Lmao --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I'm like 75% sure I have BPD |
| marthsheretoo 06/17/19 7:46:56 PM #5 | Watch crazy ex girlfriend. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Aladdin never once wished for a bigger dick in the cartoon or movie |
| marthsheretoo 06/17/19 7:12:27 PM #11 | pegusus123456 posted... marthsheretoo posted...Twisted addresses this plot hole With a throwaway line  Edit: Not sure why the timestamp is starting earlier than it's supposed to but it's only like 20 seconds early. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Aladdin never once wished for a bigger dick in the cartoon or movie |
| marthsheretoo 06/17/19 1:19:12 AM #5 | Twisted addresses this plot hole --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Rate this text conversation I had with a girl out of 10. |
| marthsheretoo 06/17/19 12:28:23 AM #11 | I saw this ages ago somewhere else --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | wtf is throttling my internet |
| marthsheretoo 06/16/19 9:10:26 PM #8 | It's just doing a little autoerotic asphyxiation, don't kinkshame --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Girl I'm seeing can't have sex because she was sexually assaulted |
| marthsheretoo 06/15/19 4:18:06 PM #36 | Maybe see if she's open to non-monogamy? If you want to be with her but gotta satisfy those sexual urges, seeing other people (ethically) could be a decent middle ground. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Man Fan goes crazy after Warriors lost to Raptors and smashes TV and computer. |
| marthsheretoo 06/15/19 12:02:35 AM #4 | Inb4 --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What's the best Barenaked Ladies song? |
| marthsheretoo 06/15/19 12:01:57 AM #18 | My obscure pick is Fun and Games, but there are dozens of valid answers. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | when trump dies, what will you be doing? |
| marthsheretoo 06/13/19 11:33:02 PM #22 | ssj3vegeta2 posted... Hopefully Ivanka Not cool. She just lost her dad and you're going to disappoint her again that soon? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I miss my ex fiancee. |
| marthsheretoo 06/13/19 10:40:24 PM #8 | Pepys Monster posted... marthsheretoo posted...It was a stupid relationship and it died a better death than it deserved. Everything you posted about it --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I miss my ex fiancee. |
| marthsheretoo 06/13/19 10:35:08 PM #5 | It was a stupid relationship and it died a better death than it deserved. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Joe Biden: You've got one job here, keep the guys away from your sister. |
| marthsheretoo 06/13/19 12:10:43 AM #25 | Offworlder1 posted... That is not the kind of man that should be running for president, Trump atleast hits on LEGAL age women, Biden it seems likes under age girls. Uhhh Trump walks into girls-only areas in his underage beauty pageants to ogle their bodies and at least once told an underage girl that maybe he'll be dating her once she's legal. He in no way limits his creepiness to legal women. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | CE help its 90 degrees in my room |
| marthsheretoo 06/12/19 5:07:00 PM #12 | eggcorn posted... TheBlueMonk_ posted...@eggcorn posted...You in California bro? Geez I been dying these last couple of days. I'm on the peninsula Can confirm it feels like Satan's taint --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | CE help its 90 degrees in my room |
| marthsheretoo 06/12/19 4:04:32 AM #7 | TheBlueMonk_ posted... what do i do. i already took off my shirt and have my fan right next to me Man if your fan dies it might shoot up to 97 --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Man people on the west coast have it easy when it comes to TV |
| marthsheretoo 06/08/19 10:55:44 PM #5 | RIP man people died at the room shot up to a 97-97 tie game (spoilers) --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | When someone asks you how many girlfriends you've had, how do you react? |
| marthsheretoo 06/08/19 5:19:15 AM #3 | Takes a few seconds of mental arithmetic --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | $10 or you get dick-o-vision >_> |
| marthsheretoo 06/07/19 11:50:44 AM #21 | Dick-o-vision means your "you're just saying that because you have a small penis" rebuttals land successfully 100% of the time. Actually, does this power work over the internet? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Best D&D moment you've had? Try and keep them short, please |
| marthsheretoo 06/06/19 7:59:13 PM #4 | Created broken magic item specialized to raid mottlegrasp's orchard DM resorted to teleporting entire orchard away DM decided he wanted to remove the item (didnt realize how broken it was when he let me make it) and so had mottlegrasp offer me five +2 fruits for it (one per party member). It should be noted that he ambushed me to make this deal, so the DM took me away from the group to do this bit. So I did this big show of trying to figure out which stat each party member would appreciate most. Finally worked it out (five different stats... not a coincidence). He gives them to me and teleports away with the item... and I eat all five fruits immediately. Rejoin the main group and tell them mottlegrasp stole the magic item. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Damn how sick would it be to have been born into money |
| marthsheretoo 06/06/19 7:51:26 PM #42 | LostForest posted... Kraidette posted...TwoDoorPunkCab posted...imagine not having to work and every day of your life is yours to do what you want I can't speak for him but I did it by marrying into wealth. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Liberal: "I care about this problem" |
| marthsheretoo 06/06/19 3:09:36 PM #158 | Bossdog421 posted... Conservative - We need to take care of this serious problem Well yeah, because this is your typical conservative's "serious problem" https://www.essence.com/news/white-woman-gun-black-couple-picnic/ --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | When was the last time you successfully seduced someone? |
| marthsheretoo 06/04/19 9:36:16 PM #8 | Depends on what criteria you're using I guess --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | ce makes guacamole 1 ingredient at a time |
| marthsheretoo 06/04/19 9:33:35 PM #14 | Santorum --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | $500,000 or unlimited sex with whoever/whenever |
| marthsheretoo 06/04/19 6:02:23 PM #32 | Three words. Limitless. Chad. Dick. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Let's make an abortion simulator video game |
| marthsheretoo 06/03/19 6:57:28 PM #6 | deupd_u posted... _Matchabuu_ posted...backwards ass laws being passed all over the US Go pose with your knife, skinnylegs --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | How would you prevent your gf from cheating on you? |
| marthsheretoo 06/01/19 10:28:49 PM #7 | Destroy her sense of self-worth until she believes she's incapable of being loved and any guy trying to get in there is just messing with her. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Ted Cruz And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Team Up To Ban Lawmakers From Lobbying |
| marthsheretoo 06/01/19 3:28:36 AM #9 | Comforting to know that no matter the end product, Cocaine Mitch will never let it come to a vote --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Sony/Microsoft = Same console every time with better graphics or whatever. |
| marthsheretoo 06/01/19 12:03:11 AM #34 | Zack_Attackv1 posted... Nintendo has balls of titanium alloy. The same shit they make their consoles and handhelds out of. They're indestructible. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What comes to mind when you see the words "Peak CE" |
| marthsheretoo 05/31/19 11:44:19 PM #6 | The Juan movie poster thread --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Man when in Ocarina of Time was Link killed creating an alt timeline? (spoilers) |
| marthsheretoo 05/31/19 6:35:38 PM #25 | The only explanation that makes sense for the triple timeline is that each of the three triforce holders got to make their own, incompatible wishes all at the same time and the only way the Triforce could satisfy all three was by splitting the timeline three different ways --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | My thoughts on Aladdin coming from the biggest Aladdin fan on thr planet *spoile |
| marthsheretoo 05/28/19 6:59:42 PM #10 | I can't watch Aladdin anymore because Twisted pretty much supplanted it in my head. Aladdin is just some horndog thief and Jafar is the only guy who actually wants to figure out a solution to Agrabah's problems. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | .999 =/= 1, but .999... = 1 |
| marthsheretoo 05/28/19 5:05:55 PM #17 | 5x5=24.999... --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | How is Westworld S2? |
| marthsheretoo 05/27/19 3:32:20 PM #15 | S2 was watchable but S1 was magic. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I saw a homeless black man assault two people today :< |
| marthsheretoo 05/27/19 1:27:06 AM #2 | Why he gotta be black --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Flat chested women - would you even date one? |
| marthsheretoo 05/25/19 11:45:33 PM #14 | I'm a boob guy but I've dated some amazing flat women. Other good qualities are more than enough to make it worthwhile. Besides, these days, monogamy is a deal breaker, so if this woman was good for me, she wouldn't be an obstacle to finding great boobies elsewhere. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What are your achomlishments? |
| marthsheretoo 05/24/19 5:29:38 AM #7 | MabusIncarnate posted... Ohhh haaha haha ha haha HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! So I guess that's a "none". --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | You wake up tomorrow to find that you've been elected King of Earth. |
| marthsheretoo 05/24/19 5:29:06 AM #15 | "All creatures are now considered elves in addition to their other creature types." MtG has a rule that says laws supercede all rules text. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Write me a funny/sarcastic dating bio. If I use it I'll send you $10 |
| marthsheretoo 05/22/19 11:30:57 PM #5 | Facts about me: 62. Persian/British Love movies Like weightlifting Play basketball Like tennis I want to make some kind of sarcastic comment like Im a toxic male. Something like that -I have a picture with my two younger nephews that could easily be mistaken for my kids If I use it Ill send you $10. Promise Should be funny and sarcastic Shouldnt be more then like 500 characters --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
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