Current Events > Write me a funny/sarcastic dating bio. If I use it I'll send you $10

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Facts about me:
62. Persian/British
Love movies
Like weightlifting
Play basketball
Like tennis

I want to make some kind of sarcastic comment like Im a toxic male. Something like that

-I have a picture with my two younger nephews that could easily be mistaken for my kids

If I use it Ill send you $10. Promise

Should be funny and sarcastic

Shouldnt be more then like 500 characters
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Hey girl heyyy... so I'm tall (6'2), fit (weightlift and play bball) and you should watch out for me because I'm a bad influence ;)
Persian/British (Interesting heritage, feel free to ask me about it) gent looking for a meet a lady for a good time. Tell me about yourself and maybe we could get in some trouble together. Would love to go to the movies or out to eat. The last one I saw was Avengers and it was great.
Message me and tell me your favorite movie, song, and color.
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Yes I EAT ASS

Enjoy
All our
time together

And
Soothe
Souls

Facts about me:
62. Persian/British
Love movies
Like weightlifting
Play basketball
Like tennis

I want to make some kind of sarcastic comment like Im a toxic male. Something like that

-I have a picture with my two younger nephews that could easily be mistaken for my kids

If I use it Ill send you $10. Promise

Should be funny and sarcastic

Shouldnt be more then like 500 characters
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Im unattractive, uninteresting, and not very tall. If youre not a rich Instagram model with fake tits and ass injections then swipe left
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I'm the guy who will always be there when you need a friend. I'm also the guy who faces many issues alone, but will do anything to see someone smile
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A little about me:

I like to pet fish. When the Sportsball is on tv I get yelled at sometimes but it's okay since it's my daddy's day off. My favorite gum is yellow flavored. I play a lot of video games like Call of Battlefield and Super Sonic Bros with my uncle Phil. He isn't allowed to be around kids anymore but I just turned 18 so it's okay! I'm also only 5 foot 5 but my grandma got me these sweet boots that make me look 5 foot 7! Sometimes I cry out of my penis and I don't know why, I think I'm allergic to somebody. Last time I had Apple Pie I ate the whole thing all by myself! I really love rock and roll so I grew a badass mullet like it's 1986! Me and my buddy Rob love to go four-wheeling in the mud but since we get so dirty we take off our clothes. I get that tingly feeling in my wiener though so when i told him he didn't wanna do it today for some reason. Oh, and I kinda look like Harry Potter except my belly sticks out so much I can't see my feet.

Pick a date and I'll pick you up on my scooter any day of the week! Just let me ask my Mama first for some cash so we can go play laser tag :P
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A little about me:

I like to pet fish. When the Sportsball is on tv I get yelled at sometimes but it's okay since it's my daddy's day off. My favorite gum is yellow flavored. I play a lot of video games like Call of Battlefield and Super Sonic Bros with my uncle Phil. He isn't allowed to be around kids anymore but I just turned 18 so it's okay! I'm also only 5 foot 5 but my grandma got me these sweet boots that make me look 5 foot 7! Sometimes I cry out of my penis and I don't know why, I think I'm allergic to somebody. Last time I had Apple Pie I ate the whole thing all by myself! I really love rock and roll so I grew a badass mullet like it's 1986! Me and my buddy Rob love to go four-wheeling in the mud but since we get so dirty we take off our clothes. I get that tingly feeling in my wiener though so when i told him he didn't wanna do it today for some reason. Oh, and I kinda look like Harry Potter except my belly sticks out so much I can't see my feet.

Pick a date and I'll pick you up on my scooter any day of the week! Just let me ask my Mama first for some cash so we can go play laser tag :P

Lollllllll. Made me laugh the most, but it's a bit too much and toooooo unrelated..
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I eat cats.
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