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TopicWell I fucked a married woman tonight.
Paratroopa1
12/31/18 3:59:03 PM
#139
man monogamy is weird as fuck
TopicBest 5 Seed CBX Day 6
Paratroopa1
12/31/18 3:10:18 PM
#3
I love Spryo the Dargon
TopicDo you like this character? Day 1114: Nick Wilde (Zootopia)
Paratroopa1
12/31/18 4:59:57 AM
#26
malyg posted...
yea he's fine

fine like "sure whatever, he's okay" or fine like "oh yeah, he fine"?
TopicDo you like this character? Day 1114: Nick Wilde (Zootopia)
Paratroopa1
12/31/18 3:26:03 AM
#23
yes
TopicNFL Ladder Contest - Week 17
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 6:25:49 PM
#31
I passed level 7!
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 3:12:13 PM
#100
SmartMuffin posted...
Also my desire for an 8 team playoff is to try take some of subjectivity out of the playoff selection. At the start of the season you know the exact criteria to make it.

P5 Champion
G5 Champion if undefeated
2+ at large


Also this sort of automatic qualifier system is why we had to put up with Big East teams guaranteeing that at least one BCS bowl game would be an irrelevant blowout every single year.

Let's ask Para how he thinks a UW/Alabama or UW/Clemson game would have gone this year LOL

Probably not well but that's never been the point. The point is deciding it on the field
TopicI was dumb enough to think Notre Dame actually had a chance this game.
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 3:08:54 PM
#56
Notre Dame's schedule is actually rated pretty decently, particularly because they schedule very few cupcakes. They had a lot of mediocre teams on their schedule, but you can't just say that Michigan and Syracuse don't count. Michigan's a marquee game and they won it.

(btw navy is AAC, not independent)
TopicNFL Ladder Contest - Week 17
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 2:27:34 AM
#18
Level 7

QB: Patrick Mahomes
RB: Chris Carson
WR: Julio Jones

Level 4: Kansas City 30+
TopicNFL Pick'em Topic Week 17
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 2:24:48 AM
#36
Buffalo Bills
Green Bay Packers
New England Patriots
Carolina Panthers
New York Giants
Atlanta Falcons
Houston Texans
Los Angeles Chargers
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Rams
Minnesota Vikings
Pittsburgh Steelers
Seattle Seahawks
Philadelphia Eagles
Cleveland Browns
Indianapolis Colts
TopicI was dumb enough to think Notre Dame actually had a chance this game.
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 12:30:39 AM
#43
After the 28-0 start, Oklahoma won the game 34-17, so there's that
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 12:25:50 AM
#92
Oh goddamnit Oklahoma covered
Topici just beat super metroid on the snes classic
Paratroopa1
12/30/18 12:25:19 AM
#3
They made a huge mistake when they used the Tetris license for it, now they can never port it to anything because there's no way they're going to get the license back

And it was a stupid name anyway
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/29/18 8:58:36 PM
#90
Alabama -14 (safety pick before game)
Virginia Tech +6
Pittsburgh +4.5
Oregon -2.5
Missouri -9
Northwestern +7
Texas A&M -7

yeah whatever

decided not to pick Stanford or Utah because I don't trust the pac-12
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/29/18 8:56:12 PM
#89
Paratroopa1 posted...
Purdue +3.5
West Virginia +1.5
Washington State -3
Michigan -6
South Carolina -5
Arizona Bowl: Arkansas State -1.5
Notre Dame +12.5

I probably would have taken Auburn -2.5 but I don't like them -3.5

Cougs

Florida sucks

I had to look up Arkansas State AND Nevada's resumes and they both told me nothing. why is this game happening amongst all the other good ones

I have no idea why Clemson is favored by that many points

0 for 7!
TopicSo my daughter might be a sociopath
Paratroopa1
12/29/18 8:24:14 PM
#47
Yeah I agree with the "kids say the darndest things" analysis here

it's likely she doesn't really know what she's saying, I wouldn't be that worried, I don't even think it's necessary to follow up on this really
TopicI picked Felix in 2003
Paratroopa1
12/29/18 8:11:49 PM
#2
well that isn't an embarrassing pick considering it almost paid out
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/29/18 12:49:37 AM
#84
Safety pick: Alabama, whatever the spread is
TopicThree friends and I made Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC predictions
Paratroopa1
12/28/18 11:59:13 PM
#9
Johnbobb posted...
these are all terrible

I mean Sakurai specifically said the DLC characters wouldn't be people we'd expect

so Geno, another Fire Emblem character and another new-gen Pokemon aren't happening because goddamn those are lazy choices

to be fair it was before Joker was known

I think peoples' DLC predix post-Joker are going to be a lot different
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/28/18 5:02:06 PM
#82
Holy crap Auburn, what the fuck

I had Auburn in my final top 25 and should have listened to my own judgment
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/28/18 12:48:46 AM
#77
Blah, Vandy blew it for me
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/28/18 12:30:18 AM
#75
Purdue +3.5
West Virginia +1.5
Washington State -3
Michigan -6
South Carolina -5
Arizona Bowl: Arkansas State -1.5
Notre Dame +12.5

I probably would have taken Auburn -2.5 but I don't like them -3.5

Cougs

Florida sucks

I had to look up Arkansas State AND Nevada's resumes and they both told me nothing. why is this game happening amongst all the other good ones

I have no idea why Clemson is favored by that many points
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/28/18 12:27:37 AM
#74
Huh, just realized that if Vanderbilt pushes I would still advance because I would be 3-2
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 8:32:05 PM
#63
Everyone picked Minnesota which suggests to me that the +5.5 spread was stupid as fuck. I love betting on college football
TopicCollege Football Ladder Contest 2018: Week 15 and beyond!
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 8:31:20 PM
#62
I see Minnesota's chaos is alive and well

Sometimes play like a borderline NY6 team, sometimes play like Rutgers

today, the former
TopicDude I hate Gamestop
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 8:09:09 PM
#21
Suprak the Stud posted...
Paratroopa1 posted...
I've literally had the opposite experience before where gamestop went to lengths to make sure I got a good case before I could ask


Sounds like you have some awesome Gamestops in your area!

the one I usually go to is nice, I've never felt skeezed out about them at all aside from some times when they try to upsell me on things on too many times but I understand it's just corporate policy
TopicDude I hate Gamestop
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 7:47:38 PM
#17
I've literally had the opposite experience before where gamestop went to lengths to make sure I got a good case before I could ask
TopicDude I hate Gamestop
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 7:37:57 PM
#13
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

That's less of a gamestop issue and more of a dbag issue though.

It's important to know that every gamestop is different

I've shopped at the gamestops in my area for nearly 20 years and have never had a single irreconcilable issue with them and the staff have always been wonderful, to the extent that gamestop hate seems weird to me (aside from general wariness of overall corporate practices which is always warranted)
TopicPolitics Containment Topic 210: HQ of the War on Christmas
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 7:34:59 PM
#287
Suprak the Stud posted...
Suprak the Stud posted...
LordoftheMorons posted...
Video: https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/1077377540749172737

I mean it doesn't really matter but man, how do you fuck up stuff like this


This is hilarious.

(In his defense, there is a pause before he goes into it being marginal, so it is very likely the child said no. Still love this though.)


https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1078064240341250053?s=21

HOLY SHIT I WAS WRONG.

Luckily the little girl didnt know what marginal was. I didnt even realize this was for the hotline that kids specifically call to check on Santa.

This is like 1000x dumber than I could have ever possibly imagined.

Haha I actually gave him the benefit of the doubt here too what the hell
TopicDude I hate Gamestop
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 7:25:59 PM
#6
Take it back, this is not being an asshole
TopicIn choosing games to play, do you take into account how wholesome the dev is?
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 2:42:43 PM
#26
I would say that when it comes to a very story-driven game in particular, knowing the author's personality and views and feelings about things can absolutely color how the story reads
TopicIn choosing games to play, do you take into account how wholesome the dev is?
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 4:45:14 AM
#11
Uhhh, sort of? Probably won't deliberately avoid a game for having an asshole dev but it is a bit of a strike against it and I can't think of many situations where a jerk dev put out an amazing game anyway, tends to be overlap between dev problems and game problems
Topicif you ever say "weird flex but ok" i will block you immediately
Paratroopa1
12/26/18 4:37:16 AM
#36
weirdly enough, earlier today was the first time I've seen this phrase, but I didn't realize it itself was a phrase because it was used in a response where it seemed like someone was just using words (which in retrospect is why they used the phrase, because it fit in a funny way)
Topictransience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25.
Paratroopa1
12/25/18 2:57:25 PM
#449
I'm sort of sad because I can't really think of 'favorite' matches I have. Aside from Mega Man/Sonic and Mega Man/Charizard/Zero, I can't really think of any matches in contest history that had a result that was particularly awesome for me so I guess the most interesting matches to me are just the ones that were close

I'm pretty contrarian I guess
Topican announcement
Paratroopa1
12/25/18 1:03:08 AM
#14
Best of luck.
TopicSo what is your personal Game of the Year?
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 7:54:08 PM
#12
Celeste unless Slay the Spire counts

honorable mention to Deltarune chapter 1
TopicNFL Discussion Topic - Week 16 - More Saturday Games
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 4:04:48 PM
#78
DoomTheGyarados posted...
Going to defend mayfield here. Jackson apparently sucked given record before vs after.

Or the second half of the browns schedule was just easier
Topictransience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25.
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 4:01:21 PM
#439
I would have snuck Frog/Master Chief into the lower reaches of the top 75 just because the crazy closeness of the match makes it feel "canonical" in a way even if it didn't really have future impact
TopicFavorite Fire Emblem Game
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 3:41:34 PM
#30
I've always liked Sacred Stones and never really understood the hate
Topictransience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25.
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 3:36:35 PM
#436
Also I think Ansem/CATS was like really lowkey an important match because it taught me that a character like CATS was not literally incapable of winning a match. It was kind of eye opening
Topictransience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25.
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 3:34:30 PM
#435
SMB3/LoZ is important because it was the first ever user-submitted match pic and the SMB3 pic was mine so I had the first ever user match pic

I've never had another one since
TopicSave My Smash Bro: Day 76 (RULE CHANGE) [smsb] [24/7]
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 6:38:00 AM
#31
fox
Topicso I made a mock Best [Fictional] Game Ever bracket
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 4:51:59 AM
#30
Fix-It Felix actually isn't fictional, they made real arcade cabinets of it
TopicSave My Smash Bro: Day 75 (RULE CHANGE) [smsb] [24/7]
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 4:35:06 AM
#54
dog
TopicNFL Ladder Contest - Week 16
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 4:20:46 AM
#43
I did not notice gurley not playing
TopicPolitics Containment Topic 210: HQ of the War on Christmas
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 3:48:36 AM
#224
VintageGin posted...
I have to say, I find it weird how much of a right wing talking point it is that California is some sort of shithole. The bizarre part is that people actually buy into it, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised by people buying into literally anything at this point.

it's not "weird," it's a ridiculous exaggeration, people do these all the time in order to advance their agenda

California sort of is buckling under its own weight a bit and also it's always on fire but yeah
TopicSave My Smash Bro: Day 75 (RULE CHANGE) [smsb] [24/7]
Paratroopa1
12/24/18 3:25:44 AM
#38
dog
TopicSave My Smash Bro: Day 73 (RULE CHANGE) [smsb] [24/7]
Paratroopa1
12/23/18 10:47:40 PM
#52
fox
TopicSave My Smash Bro: Day 73 (RULE CHANGE) [smsb] [24/7]
Paratroopa1
12/23/18 9:43:06 PM
#26
dog
Topictransience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25.
Paratroopa1
12/23/18 9:30:30 PM
#376
Kotetsu534 posted...
I can definitely see the importance in Mario/Samus proving that even (or especially?) between elites sometimes the poll has a life of its own completely separate from the natural strength of the characters. That sometimes you need to step back and think - faced with these two, or these four, who's the site really picking?

People always say stuff like this but I still don't understand why the answer isn't Samus
Topic"You have earned the Birthday (Bronze) Badge 17 times"
Paratroopa1
12/23/18 8:06:11 PM
#1
Am I supposed to feel good about that

Why can't you just say "your account is 17 years old" like a normal person, gamefaqs
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