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| Topic | Unofficial "Only Deed to Furry Art" November - Official Topic |
| FortuneCookie 11/01/18 8:57:02 PM #7 | By the way, you should call this Novemfur |
| Topic | Unofficial "Only Deed to Furry Art" November - Official Topic |
| FortuneCookie 11/01/18 8:56:48 PM #6 | I'd be up for it, but I'm afraid it's a bit too late for me. I've deeded thrice today and only two out of the three times could it be considered furry. |
| Topic | C/D You've already failed No-Deed November |
| FortuneCookie 11/01/18 3:58:46 PM #6 | I've thrice failed already. |
| Topic | lol why is Ken out of all the street fighter characters in the new Smash game. |
| FortuneCookie 11/01/18 12:19:22 PM #25 | I'd love to see Peach versus Chun-Li. ...in a giant bowl of whipped topping. ...ending in a draw when they decide to make love instead of war. <_<; |
| Topic | No-Nut November? |
| FortuneCookie 11/01/18 12:17:15 PM #4 | I'm about three times too late for that. All of them were belated Halloween fantasies too. :v |
| Topic | Federal employee gets computers infected after viewing 9,000 pages of porn. |
| FortuneCookie 11/01/18 12:05:23 AM #15 | I for one welcome our Russian dominatrix overlords. |
| Topic | Adult cynicism kinda ruins Hocus Pocus. |
| FortuneCookie 10/31/18 10:40:38 PM #4 | :< |
| Topic | Adult cynicism kinda ruins Hocus Pocus. |
| FortuneCookie 10/31/18 10:19:56 PM #1 | Thackery Binks has spent 300 years as a cat; unable to die until the Sanderson Sisters' curse is lifted. At some point, the dude definitely fucked some lady cats. Imagine if you couldn't die, couldn't age, and were trapped with a raging teenage male libido. How long could you hold out? He probably remained chaste for decades on end out of respect for his own humanity. But after a century, the he probably said "Screw it, I'm a cat. I've been a cat far, far longer than I was ever human" and gave into his urges. There are probably descendants of Thackery running around all over the place. |
| Topic | Lesbian porn stars cancel shoots with black woman since they dont do interracial |
| FortuneCookie 10/29/18 9:34:13 PM #26 | Interracial lesbians is the best kind. :< |
| Topic | Why was Civil War a Captain America movie and not Avengers? |
| FortuneCookie 10/28/18 3:54:46 PM #34 | MARKINGRAM22 posted... Raikuro posted...FortuneCookie posted...Raikuro posted...cuz Cap is too boring to have a movie all to himself Yeah, the nerve. I thought Captain America was supposed to be a one man stand-up comedy routine. <_< |
| Topic | C/D furries,lolis, and japanese idol culture are for degenerates |
| FortuneCookie 10/28/18 11:07:00 AM #11 | I suppose I'm a bit of a degenerate. I believe that, as long as they possess adult human intelligence and give consent, it's okay. I wouldn't touch a real canine or lioness in a sexual manner. Yet Balto's Jenna and Lion King's Nala have been a part of more fantasies of mine than perhaps any other fictional characters. That's pretty far end furry, I know. (I'm into the normal kind too.) But the defining factor is consent from a mental equal. And fictional animals, not real ones, meet that criteria. |
| Topic | *is mummified alive* *comes back 2,000 years later* *continues wearing bandages* |
| FortuneCookie 10/28/18 11:02:35 AM #6 | SweetieBelle462 posted... That series Mummies Alive was entertaining Oh, it totally was. The girl mummy and that mummy who had one arm. And the villain had a talking snake. That show was it, man. It rocked my childhood. |
| Topic | *is mummified alive* *comes back 2,000 years later* *continues wearing bandages* |
| FortuneCookie 10/28/18 10:47:18 AM #1 | At least the guy in the 1932 movie changed his clothes. Every other mummy treats their rags like a keepsake. This would be like a prisoner continuing to wear their prison clothes after release. <_< |
| Topic | Why was Civil War a Captain America movie and not Avengers? |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 9:57:48 PM #19 | Raikuro posted... FortuneCookie posted...Raikuro posted...cuz Cap is too boring to have a movie all to himself Falcon and Bucky don't count. They're Cap's supporting characters. |
| Topic | why is it racist if i don't find women with darker skin attractive? |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 9:52:05 PM #12 | You may or may not be racist. The important part is that not liking black women means you have incredibly poor taste in women. :v |
| Topic | Why was Civil War a Captain America movie and not Avengers? |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 8:28:02 PM #8 | Raikuro posted... cuz Cap is too boring to have a movie all to himself Winter Soldier says hi |
| Topic | Why was Civil War a Captain America movie and not Avengers? |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 8:24:01 PM #4 |  |
| Topic | Humiliated woman loses over 140 pounds after failing to fit in an airplane seat. |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 8:22:03 PM #10 | I'm not giving credit to some asshole who made her feel bad. Most good things come in response to bad things. That doesn't mean we need credit people who bring misery into the world for how people respond to their asinine behavior. |
| Topic | Post you're waifu ITT and I'll grade you |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 8:14:09 PM #76 | Turbam posted... Nice coat, good breed, good girl :) |
| Topic | Humiliated woman loses over 140 pounds after failing to fit in an airplane seat. |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 1:43:34 PM #2 | Good for her. That is an impressive transformation. |
| Topic | LMAO @ "both sides" |
| FortuneCookie 10/27/18 1:19:46 PM #2 | Trolls reaching for that low hanging fruit. |
| Topic | I keep thinking these RDR2 topics are about R2D2. |
| FortuneCookie 10/26/18 11:23:34 PM #10 | same |
| Topic | could daredevil read a text? |
| FortuneCookie 10/26/18 9:44:03 PM #8 | DareDevil's power is that he can see. |
| Topic | Post you're waifu ITT and I'll grade you |
| FortuneCookie 10/26/18 9:11:17 PM #67 |  |
| Topic | Was Age of Ultron the last bad MCU movie? |
| FortuneCookie 10/26/18 9:04:01 PM #4 | remove Whedon things get better sounds like it |
| Topic | Attention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you? |
| FortuneCookie 10/26/18 9:03:41 PM #56 | post moar furries |
| Topic | Is Tiamat the only CE original meme? |
| FortuneCookie 10/25/18 8:19:28 PM #27 | Black Pope lseem |
| Topic | Retired US general says war with China likely in 15 years |
| FortuneCookie 10/25/18 9:42:19 AM #27 | I'll be aged out by then. Still, it's a scary thought. Especially since America's obesity epidemic is affected troop quality. Even if we had an army of Rambos and a guaranteed victory, nobody should ever wish for war. |
| Topic | Will Bowsette carry Bowser to victory? |
| FortuneCookie 10/24/18 11:02:07 PM #1 | I think (s)he's got a pretty fair shot of winning this thing. |
| Topic | Always will have this over my sibs: no Mom vagina lips enveloping my face |
| FortuneCookie 10/23/18 12:04:48 AM #13 | That's gross. |
| Topic | The Jurassic World movies are corny, bad, and nonsensical. (Spoilers) |
| FortuneCookie 10/23/18 12:03:28 AM #3 | 1) T.rex played the superhero (and a ninja) when she stealthily took out the raptor that was about to kill Alan in the first movie. 2) T.rex has never eaten a good person. Genaro abandoned the kids in an attempt to save himself. |
| Topic | one of the hottest female video game characters is pretty obscure nowdays |
| FortuneCookie 10/21/18 11:21:35 PM #3 | > large boobs > cute face > choker no_lies_detected.gif |
| Topic | You can have sex with Angie Varona, but... |
| FortuneCookie 10/21/18 10:30:43 PM #2 | Deal. It's not like she's my girlfriend or anything. |
| Topic | If you think about it, the Fairy Oddparents world must be terrifying to live in. |
| FortuneCookie 10/21/18 9:18:01 PM #6 | Fun Fact: In this world's original timeline, women had penises and men had vaginas. Our genitals (and accompanying reproductive systems) were swapped because a kid with fairy godparents thought it would be funny. |
| Topic | It's hilarious how CE goes crazy over Bowsette, but doesn't like actual babes. |
| FortuneCookie 10/21/18 11:00:29 AM #46 | *Googles* Sorry, she doesn't do it for me. To each their own though. |
| Topic | It's hilarious how CE goes crazy over Bowsette, but doesn't like actual babes. |
| FortuneCookie 10/21/18 10:51:10 AM #44 | CyricZ posted... It's lovely how this has devolved into DT complaining about people not being into his kinks. Ooh, what kink? |
| Topic | It's hilarious how CE goes crazy over Bowsette, but doesn't like actual babes. |
| FortuneCookie 10/21/18 10:48:36 AM #42 | The Bowsette meme makes me feel funny. I don't like being attracted to Bowser in any form. And I'm a guy who's into some pretty weird stuff. :< |
| Topic | Remember that 1 ep of Hamtaro where one of the ham-hams watched someone have sex |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 11:22:04 PM #37 | NeonOctopus posted... Then there's another scene where this human guy literally falls in love with the hamster and thinks about the hamster while he's fucking his girlfriend. Nice. |
| Topic | Attention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you? |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 11:21:07 PM #43 | WilliamPorygon posted... The last one is a border collie named Janice Carter (on the left) and her parents and brother, she's a pretty cool character and the guy who commissions her is great at writing good detailed stories to go with his pics, if anyone wants to look more into her pics~ I feel like the stories ruin her a bit. Like, don't they have incestuous offspring by this point? That, and her husband is a fox-shark hybrid. That always irks me. Aren't real animals good enough? |
| Topic | $5 but you have to kiss a dog on the mouth for 20 seconds |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 9:43:48 PM #4 | Jenna (Balto) or Perdita (101 Dalmatians), I'd do it for free. A real dog? No. |
| Topic | Attention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you? |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 8:28:59 PM #39 | Vicious_Dios posted... FortuneCookie posted...UltraDeku posted...@Vicious_Dios posted...Every user's tag in this topic checks out. *is spared* ...for now |
| Topic | Attention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you? |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 8:11:52 PM #36 | UltraDeku posted... @Vicious_Dios posted...Every user's tag in this topic checks out. |
| Topic | Remember that 1 ep of Hamtaro where one of the ham-hams watched someone have sex |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 7:54:52 PM #19 | Reminds me of Lady and the Tramp. She shares a bed with the humans every night, yet they're also expecting a baby. She had to watch them if not outright join in. |
| Topic | Attention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you? |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 7:52:10 PM #33 | WilliamPorygon posted... FortuneCookie posted...<3 mares And I like it when they bat their eyes too. ;) |
| Topic | There's almost no reason to own an Nintendo 64 in this day and age |
| FortuneCookie 10/20/18 7:19:37 PM #5 | I'd post a video with the intro to WWF No Mercy, but the WWE flags them. :v |
| Topic | Attention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you? |
| FortuneCookie 10/19/18 9:04:24 PM #27 | <3 mares |
| Topic | Do you feel old? |
| FortuneCookie 10/18/18 8:51:33 PM #26 | If people would side-eye you for dating an 18 year old, you're old. :v |
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