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| Topic | Melania Trump criticised for wearing colonial-style hat during Kenyan safari |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 12:32:55 PM #122 | To be fair, they'd have criticized her regardless of what she'd worn. No protection from the sun? She's an idiot. Protective gear which originated with white people? She's an oppressor. Protective gear which originated with people of color? She's appropriating culture. |
| Topic | Your reaction: only minorities get mutant powers in MCU's X-Men. |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 12:28:01 PM #1 | White male heroes still heroes still exist, but nature only selects women and people of color for the next stage of evolution. |
| Topic | Do you prefer nice tits or a nice ass? |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 12:02:55 PM #2 | tits! |
| Topic | The power of unlimited teleportation, but in order to gain it you must. |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 12:02:38 PM #8 | 365 random teleportations? Statistically speaking, that's a guaranteed death sentence. |
| Topic | There's the Nobel Prize for Peace, but Alfred Nobel had 90 arms factories. |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 12:00:40 PM #12 | Doe posted... Tropicalwood posted...Alfred Nobel created the Nobel Prize because he didn't want to be remembered as the man who invented dynamite. Dayum. |
| Topic | The perfect girl, but she prefers The Legend of Korra |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 11:57:23 AM #7 | I don't know. There's a good chance she could leave me for another woman. <_< |
| Topic | The only way to stop people kinkshaming you |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 11:56:45 AM #6 | UnfairRepresent posted... And here I felt guilty about reading stories where guys get their penises shrunk. :v |
| Topic | You're just thinking about how much you want to **** 2B, aren't you? |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 10:10:55 AM #5 | I'm a breast man and I'm not typically into goths, so no. |
| Topic | the furry community is second only to incels in awfulness |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 9:22:01 AM #30 | Thompson posted... Would furries be accepted/tolerated in an alt-right society? Considering 60% of furry content is male on male, I don't know. |
| Topic | the furry community is second only to incels in awfulness |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 12:07:27 AM #27 | teepan95 posted... Ehhhh Oh, here we go. |
| Topic | The lesbian sex scene with Charlize Theron/Sofia Boutella in Atomic Blonde... |
| FortuneCookie 10/07/18 12:06:18 AM #12 | <3 Sofia |
| Topic | ITT: Great water levels in video games |
| FortuneCookie 10/06/18 10:46:20 PM #21 | Gafemage posted... Dire, Dire Docks (Super Mario 64) Jolly Roger Bay was better. DDD is just kinda empty and is a sure sign that SM64 was rushed to meet the holiday demand. |
| Topic | ''Hundred year old demon who looks 12? You're just justifying pedophilia.'' |
| FortuneCookie 10/06/18 10:45:23 PM #12 | Tyranthraxus posted... How do you feel about barely legal porn where 18+ year old girls are specifically made to look underage? Got me there. A consenting adult is a consenting adult. |
| Topic | ''Hundred year old demon who looks 12? You're just justifying pedophilia.'' |
| FortuneCookie 10/06/18 10:34:27 PM #3 | I do. The texts in quotations are paraphrasing my own personal opinions. Besides, a lot of people have the "your weird kink is sick, my weird kink is just weird" mentality. :v |
| Topic | ''Hundred year old demon who looks 12? You're just justifying pedophilia.'' |
| FortuneCookie 10/06/18 10:31:32 PM #1 | ''Magical talking pony? It's not bestiality because she has the mind of a human adult.'' I hate being a hypocrite. Lolicons gross the fuck out of me. I don't care how many zeroes you add to the end of a vampire loli's canonical age. But you give me a female like the ones in 101 Dalmatians or Lion King and I'm all about that totally-not-bestial attraction to a potential consenting adult. |
| Topic | Your reaction: Your favorite video game character is killed off unexpectedly. |
| FortuneCookie 10/06/18 10:08:14 PM #2 | "Jeez. Nintendo's response to the Bowsette meme was pretty extreme." |
| Topic | How many girlfriends have looked into your eyes in THAT way, as if to say... |
| FortuneCookie 10/06/18 9:11:48 AM #2 | Expected "hurry, boy, she's waiting there for you." |
| Topic | The guy who wrote Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is writing SW: Episode IX. |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 11:59:33 PM #19 | Lathissamus posted... FortuneCookie posted...Lathissamus posted...FortuneCookie posted...Fallen Kingdom was a lot better than the first Jurassic World. I have hopes. JPIII exists. |
| Topic | You ever realize Rosalina floats? |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 11:03:20 PM #5 | "How does she float?" "brb, I'm gonna go grab some cash from this floating block with a question mark on it." |
| Topic | The guy who wrote Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is writing SW: Episode IX. |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 11:02:28 PM #16 | Lathissamus posted... FortuneCookie posted...Fallen Kingdom was a lot better than the first Jurassic World. I have hopes. Did the little girl ruin the second movie for you or do you legitimately feel the first one was better? |
| Topic | The guy who wrote Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is writing SW: Episode IX. |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 10:15:02 PM #13 | Fallen Kingdom was a lot better than the first Jurassic World. I have hopes. |
| Topic | Will you be subscribing to Disney's streaming service? |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 10:09:19 PM #15 | Do I really want the folks at Disney knowing how many times I rewind the Nala bedroom eyes scene? |
| Topic | The girl I had sex with today said my butt is big and very firm. |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 9:33:24 PM #18 | Christian RULES posted... Before you guys start posting, let's get this out of the way Booooring |
| Topic | What do you even say to someone who doesn't like Zelda? |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 10:33:35 AM #6 | Muffinz0rz posted... FortuneCookie posted...Sheik was hotter. If I'm gonna go male, it'll be for Link the twink. :v |
| Topic | What do you even say to someone who doesn't like Zelda? |
| FortuneCookie 10/05/18 10:29:54 AM #2 | Malon was hotter. |
| Topic | Who're the Hulk's other main enemies? |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 10:55:20 PM #29 | Darmik posted... I remember one of the first comic books I ever got was a Hulk vs Juggernaut one. Had a hard cover and everything. I had a three-part Venom vs Juggernaut comic. Seems old red head shows up in everybody's comic at some point. |
| Topic | What does Vampirina eat? |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 10:54:34 PM #2 | pussy |
| Topic | Who're the Hulk's other main enemies? |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 8:36:10 PM #7 | He has so few noteworthy bad guys, the Sega/SNES game borrowed Rhino from Spider-Man to give him another boss fight. |
| Topic | What will you do when we finally have the technology you can be with your waifu |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 8:34:18 PM #3 | Mai waifu is a dog.  Does this proposed technology mean the ability to meet with her in a VR world or to genetically engineer a canine to look, think, and speak like her? I mean, as long as she has adult human intelligence, consent is consent. But I'm still a little leery of the latter. |
| Topic | Fetishes you don't have, but you could totally see being sexy. |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 8:06:58 PM #13 | tiny girls -- like magically small I can understand the appeal from a dominant standpoint, but what's the point of having a girl who's too small to penetrate? You could argue that, since magic is already involved, you could shrink your dick to accommodate. But that completely defeats the dominance factor if the symbol of your masculinity is shrunk too. centaurs I'm not gonna lie, I feel things when watching that scene in Fantasia. But it bothers me that the girl's ass is in a different timezone from her boobs and mouth. It's like you can only make love to one end; unless you're a centaur yourself. |
| Topic | This girl is kinda hot |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 7:52:48 PM #30 | *sees rainbow flag with PROUD written on it* she lesbian |
| Topic | New Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Trailer |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 7:49:24 PM #25 | CommonStar posted... This looks good. Sucks that Salem the talking cat won't be in it. interest = lost |
| Topic | tfw there's always a fat cat in your bed |
| FortuneCookie 10/04/18 7:26:36 PM #22 | That is one fat kitty. |
| Topic | NBC: "more and more women are tuning in to gay porn" |
| FortuneCookie 10/03/18 10:38:57 PM #19 | TwinStars posted... My pussy gets wet just thinking about two guys getting it on. Mmm... hawt |
| Topic | When did CE become this infested with commies? |
| FortuneCookie 10/03/18 11:14:21 AM #126 | Comrade Events |
| Topic | Chain Chompette is a thing |
| FortuneCookie 10/03/18 11:01:40 AM #46 | P4wn4g3 posted... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn3t3VwU0AAJRhm.jpg Ooooh, I love black women in chai...n chomp costumes. |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd does Tomb Raider |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 10:40:57 PM #23 | SaithSayer posted... Just running up and pressing a button doesn't feel satisfying. If you're climbing a mountain in a game, it should be more than just holding up. Nah, I'm content to push up to climb. |
| Topic | My coworker in Seattle told me his wife's lovers gave him $200 and 5 cents |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 10:19:56 PM #3 | Too much buildup to too little payoff. |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd does Tomb Raider |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 10:17:49 PM #12 | Yeah. He skipped the first couple games and we straight for the panned ones. |
| Topic | You are allowed any one Pokemon as a pet. |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 10:02:01 PM #19 | I want to say Ditto, but I'm not in the habit of having sex with pets. |
| Topic | *****The 31 Days/31 Horror Movies Challenge 2018 Topic***** |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 9:59:10 PM #8 | I accomplished it last year. I had to cheat this year (missed the first day) because I was on vacation. |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd does Tomb Raider |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 9:55:53 PM #10 | UnfairRepresent posted... But I kinda don't want to watch it as I bet he will ignore everything about it that sucks because he keeps running off cliffs and complaining about that despite that being him fucking up... Like a lot of people do. He said there was one jump (in the dark) which took him half an hour to make. |
| Topic | The guy from Doom is probably going to be in Smash |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 9:49:04 PM #5 | SaithSayer posted... If that's the case then put in Turok.  |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd does Tomb Raider |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 9:39:13 PM #3 | Ouch. |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd does Tomb Raider |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 9:36:15 PM #1 |  I'm surprised there isn't a topic about this already. |
| Topic | What are the chances that Venom is the greatest superhero film of all time? |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 7:39:07 PM #11 | About as likely as Mary Jane Watson and Black Cat coming to life and engaging me in a threesome. :v |
| Topic | Your reaction: All U.S Flags are replaced by French Flags. |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 7:03:12 PM #17 | UnfairRepresent posted... Ok prove me wrong: 1st pic: French girls 2nd pic: greased pig 3rd pic: American girls |
| Topic | Your reaction: All U.S Flags are replaced by French Flags. |
| FortuneCookie 10/02/18 6:45:33 PM #13 | UnfairRepresent posted... FortuneCookie posted...But do all U.S. women become French girls? ;) Guess the French girl? Ooh, I think I'll like this game. Let's play it. :) |
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