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TopicSballen posts are worth crap
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 6:24:08 PM
#3
Remember the weird stuff moderators used to write when they upheld your moderation? "Oh, you thought you were contesting to Ceej, did you? _" Like what the hell did that even mean?
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 6:11:54 PM
#35
Ambience posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
worse then preying on an underage girl

She's not though. You're making shit up out of jealousy


electricbugs2 posted...
Legal Canada wide. Our AoC is 16 and was 14 until like 09 or something.

For the record the relationship these people all cry about has been done for almost three years.

So if he's 28 now, and 3 years ago, he dated a 16 year old girl, then he was a 25 year old grown ass man preying on a girl who is still in high school and doesn't know anything about life yet.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 6:08:14 PM
#32
Ambience posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
I think the lower hanging fruit here is him dating a prostitute (he'd refer to her as an escort but she was a prostitute) and almost moving in with her after dating her for a couple weeks.

LOL. I guess when your social life consists of coming to gamefaqs.gamespot.com and posting "Haha! SLAMMING!" and thinking you're cool, you're desperate for anything you can get.

From: A guy who paid for a gamefaqs.gamespot.com account

Even if I did, imagine pretending that's worse then preying on an underage girl, and then dating and trying to move in with a prostitute. That sounds like a recipe for cuckoldry.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 6:04:35 PM
#28
JustMyOpinion posted...
I think the lower hanging fruit here is him dating a prostitute (he'd refer to her as an escort but she was a prostitute) and almost moving in with her after dating her for a couple weeks.

LOL. I guess when your social life consists of coming to gamefaqs.gamespot.com and posting "Haha! SLAMMING!" and thinking you're cool, you're desperate for anything you can get.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 5:58:24 PM
#21
Ambience posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Ambience posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why won't the mods just axe his main? Why does he always get put in purgatory, and then he gets to use an alt, and gets his account back?


Not everyone wants to buy an account like you

From: A guy who dated an underage girl.

So what you're saying is unlike yourself, electricbugs got laid?

Imagine defending a predator.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 5:53:48 PM
#17
electricbugs2 posted...
Ambience posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why won't the mods just axe his main? Why does he always get put in purgatory, and then he gets to use an alt, and gets his account back?


Not everyone wants to buy an account like you

From: A guy who dated an underage girl.
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TopicHow to turn dates into something more sexual/intimate
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 5:53:05 PM
#34
DeroIin posted...
Yeah based on the mixed responses in this topic on top of my horrific experience going for a kiss...guess I'll just wait until the girl initiates. If I never get a kiss, oh well, guess it wasn't meant to be in this lifetime.

What do you have to lose by going for it? If she doesn't kiss you, she wasn't going on a second date with you anyway. If you don't go for a kiss, she may feel like there wasn't a romantic spark.
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TopicHow many partners is your limit?
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 5:36:52 PM
#20
If she's been with a lot of guys, and you have a small one, she's going to long for the big D she used to get, and she's going to cheat on you.
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TopicI think I should go back on the bud.
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 5:34:28 PM
#22
FF_Redux posted...
But it's risky here to get it and stuff.

LOL. Where do you live, Alabama?
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TopicCould you forgive/tolerate a girl who cheats on you?
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 5:31:09 PM
#6
I want to share my black wife with a white Chad. j/k
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 5:05:51 PM
#9
Why won't the mods just axe his main? Why does he always get put in purgatory, and then he gets to use an alt, and gets his account back?
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TopicWhy do feminists pretend women haven't achieved equality?
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 4:45:39 PM
#20
polopili posted...
Feminism is also about abolishing social pressure against men.

LOL, no.
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TopicWhy do feminists pretend women haven't achieved equality?
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 3:45:50 PM
#12
Quicksilver posted...
I would love to let a feminist live my life for a month that way she could get to experience the joys of male privilege in 2018.

Her worldview would be shook.
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TopicWhat would a mass 18+ CE meetup at Sex Island Festival be like iyo?
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 3:45:06 PM
#7
I imagine it would be a bunch of guys in fedoras with small ones, and one transwoman.
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TopicWhy do feminists pretend women haven't achieved equality?
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 3:31:16 PM
#5
shockthemonkey posted...
Why do you only post obvious shittopics?

Found the male feminist.
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TopicWhy do feminists pretend women haven't achieved equality?
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 3:25:58 PM
#1
What rights does a man have that a woman doesn't?
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TopicStudy proves that Female-Led films outperformed Male-Led on all budget levels -
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 3:22:14 PM
#9
lmao at the "Bechdel test." Feminists have nothing left to do but scrape the bottom of the barrel. They gained equality 98 years ago when the 19th amendment passed.
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TopicHow to turn dates into something more sexual/intimate
Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 1:43:14 AM
#5
GreatEvilEmpire posted...
Ask her if she wants to kiss.

Don't do this. Just go for it. If she turns away, you weren't getting a second date anyway.
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TopicHow good are your social skills?
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 10:18:43 PM
#1
Are they very basic? Nonexistent? Excellent?
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Topic19 y/o Girl gets DEATH THREATS because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND!! Is She Hot??
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 9:37:53 PM
#20
Spam_n_eggs posted...
So a fit, white, 165 lbs not-short guy ends with a 300lbs land whale.

What does that tell you about the market, CE? What does that tell YOU about the girl youre going to end with? Say you have a small beer belly: then this 300lbs girl is too hot for you!

This guy is either a beta male, or he legitimately has a thing for huge girls.
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TopicThe Chad Tom vs. The Virgin Zuckerberg
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 9:09:25 PM
#1
Tom: Has iconic photo. Is friends with everybody.
Zuckerberg: Has a social media platform for old people. Nobody likes him.
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TopicA boomer's idea of stand up comedy: Insult Millennials
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 5:35:22 PM
#30
clearaflagrantj posted...
Boomers: *have millennial children, raise them*

Also Boomers: "man our kids fucking suck, why are they like this?"

Boomers are the grandparents of Millennials, not parents. WTF?
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TopicA boomer's idea of stand up comedy: Insult Millennials
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 5:31:03 PM
#26
WhinyZach posted...
lmfao the boomer guy was good

I don't blame boomers for thinking millenials are stupid, and annoying. Most millenials would agree.

I think boomers are low-IQ, personally. They get scammed out of thousands by ransomware.
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Topic1 million, or everytime someone shoots a gun nerf bullets come out instead.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 5:16:29 PM
#3
Money
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TopicThe girl you like is average to Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 5:15:40 PM
#1
Just an average girl.
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TopicThe Mandela effect/multiverse theory is fucking stupid.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 5:08:02 PM
#13
The Mandela Effect is real.
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TopicA boomer's idea of stand up comedy: Insult Millennials
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 4:59:28 PM
#23
electricbugs2 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
equivalent to a family member who doesn't know when to shut up

So you.

I have you tagged as "Dated underage girl"
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TopicA boomer's idea of stand up comedy: Insult Millennials
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 4:45:45 PM
#15
Wedge Antilles posted...
Old guy was legit funny. Google history vid made me want to knock myself out.

Imagine thinking some boomer, who is equivalent to a family member who doesn't know when to shut up at Thanksgiving, is legit funny.
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TopicThe "B" is LGBT means there are only two genders.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 4:33:42 PM
#8
bevan306 posted...
I have you tagged as a male feminist

I have YOU tagged as a male feminist.
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TopicThe "B" is LGBT means there are only two genders.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 4:20:46 PM
#1
Bill Nye's "gender is a spectrum" science doesn't hold up.
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TopicHow many large pizzas would we need in order to give 2 to every user on CE?
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 3:31:04 PM
#2
Here's an equation to figure it out.

a(2)

a is the number of CE users.
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TopicSilence speaks volumes.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 3:20:13 PM
#1
When you message a girl and she leaves you on read, that's a big "fuck you." When you make a post on Facebook and no one likes it or replies? That means nobody liked what you posted.
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TopicA boomer's idea of stand up comedy: Insult Millennials
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 3:12:16 PM
#6
Quicksilver posted...
Meanwhile a Millennials idea of stand up comedy:


This is why feminism must be stopped.
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TopicSo i didn't tip the pizza delivery guy last night
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 3:10:48 PM
#30
YookaLaylee posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...

The guy gave me a dirty glare and said "So uh, did you leave a tip online or...?"

I responded with "uh, yeah" and shut the door.

LOL. You didn't even have the balls to say "no." Imagine being afraid of a fucking pizza delivery driver.

Never piss off somebody who handles your food

Imagine living in fear that some pizza delivery guy is going to remember you even though he was 90 minutes late, didn't deserve a tip, and you can order from a competitor next time.

He knows where you live >:)

If he's stupid enough to come looking for trouble over not getting a tip, he'll get trouble.
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TopicA boomer's idea of stand up comedy: Insult Millennials
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 3:05:10 PM
#1


"How many here tonight are under the age of 30? 20 somethings? Let me hear it from the 20 somethings."

(Crowd cheering)

"These are the dumbest people I've met in my life."
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TopicSo i didn't tip the pizza delivery guy last night
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 2:58:45 PM
#18
YookaLaylee posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...

The guy gave me a dirty glare and said "So uh, did you leave a tip online or...?"

I responded with "uh, yeah" and shut the door.

LOL. You didn't even have the balls to say "no." Imagine being afraid of a fucking pizza delivery driver.

Never piss off somebody who handles your food

Imagine living in fear that some pizza delivery guy is going to remember you even though he was 90 minutes late, didn't deserve a tip, and you can order from a competitor next time.
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TopicSo i didn't tip the pizza delivery guy last night
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 2:54:18 PM
#16
Genocet_10-325 posted...

The guy gave me a dirty glare and said "So uh, did you leave a tip online or...?"

I responded with "uh, yeah" and shut the door.

LOL. You didn't even have the balls to say "no." Imagine being afraid of a fucking pizza delivery driver.
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TopicCNN: please do not listen to the climate change deniers we put on TV
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 2:52:41 PM
#134
"Climate change is REAL because of SCIENCE."

"People can be any gender they want to be, including new ones they made up!"
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TopicWhy are there so many creepy bald guys in porn?
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 2:49:06 PM
#2
Also, a lot of women seem like they're coked out.
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TopicSo tired of seeing thots advertise "Bang" energy drink.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 2:46:36 PM
#1
On Instagram, on Youtube, even on Snapchat, thots are advertising this energy drink. Why?
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TopicWay too many hot girls being hired at my new job.
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 2:35:45 AM
#24
electricbugs2 posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
arugula isnt a real name or person

Rekt RAMMED!

ARUGULA!

This guy actually thinks he's cool. lmao
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TopicNY Mom CANCELS her BABY SHOWER after her Family MOCKS the NAME!! Is it Dumb??
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 1:06:35 AM
#7
That is a massively embarrassing name, given by a massively embarrassing mom.
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TopicHaving a small penis is the worst thing in the world
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 1:02:13 AM
#2
LOL at guys with small penises.
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Topicbeing a feminist violates the ToU
Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 12:07:14 AM
#10
Feminists deserve to be modded. They openly oppose Egalitarianism, the idea that all people are equal regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation.
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TopicWay too many hot girls being hired at my new job.
Orlando_Jordan
12/10/18 11:39:05 PM
#15
WinterFestival posted...
You paid for your car using an inheritance, which you have admitted to publicly on multiple occasions. If you dont remember when, perhaps you did not have a clear state of mind when you posted such things.

XFD, electricbugs2 really works at McDonald's and fronts that he earned his car.
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TopicWhy are there so many creepy bald guys in porn?
Orlando_Jordan
12/10/18 11:33:32 PM
#1
Is it because bald guys have bigger Ds?
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TopicWay too many hot girls being hired at my new job.
Orlando_Jordan
12/10/18 11:28:02 PM
#10
We all know you really work fast food, if you work at all.
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TopicWay too many hot girls being hired at my new job.
Orlando_Jordan
12/10/18 11:25:40 PM
#8
How old are they, 16? I heard you like them young.
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TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on feminists?
Orlando_Jordan
12/10/18 10:48:32 PM
#6
Philoktetes posted...
feminists care more about complaining about scantily clad females in videogames than actual issues

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