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TopicIncels: "I want to have sex with attractive women. But without..."
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 10:07:31 PM
#6
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Actual involuntary celibates: "I wish a girl would look my way. I wish I could connect to her, do things together, talk, basic things, but people rag on me for not doing that, the same people that made my life hell throughout school. And now people expect me to be socially savvy, but I was never given the proper foundations, and somehow it's my fault. I started this race with a broken leg, how is that fair?"

Do you think Olympic gold medalists decided to give up? Why are you giving up? You have to make things happen.
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TopicIncels: "I want to have sex with attractive women. But without..."
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 10:04:57 PM
#3
theAteam posted...
Works for women

So? Who said life was fair? You can either complain or git gud.
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TopicIncels: "I want to have sex with attractive women. But without..."
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 10:02:20 PM
#1
"...putting in any work. Is that so much to ask? All I should have to do is use Tinder to have an attractive woman delivered to my door. I wonder when Mom is bringing me my SpaghettiOs."
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TopicThink about a girl who curved you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 9:03:06 PM
#26
tremain07 posted...
Hey cool black guy, CE is comprised of white and out of the loop twenty somethings going on thirty, we don't get all this new age talk here much.

Fixed for accuracy.
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TopicIs a 5"1 girl too short?
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 8:17:51 PM
#19
The_Scarecrow posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Short girls are hot. Unfortunately, they're more likely than anyone else to demand their guys be over the 6' mark.


I never understood this shit. Ive met midget tier women who say a man has to be at least 62 for him to be date worthy. Its ridiculous.

You guys are really letting these thots get to you.
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TopicThink about a girl who curved you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 8:16:11 PM
#22
Awesome posted...
if a girl likes you you don't need any game.

If she curved you, she didn't like you.
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TopicThink about a girl who curved you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 7:09:30 PM
#20
Albel-Nox posted...
Don't worry, TC.

I knew what curved meant.

Good. Because posts like this make me cringe.

Touch posted...
Uses slang that literally no one uses

"Haha you guys are anti-social!!"

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TopicThink about a girl who curved you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 6:23:13 PM
#7
Laserion posted...
"Curved" ?

When a girl rejects you. Do you guys not get out much?
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TopicReminder that the police have no legal obligation to protect you
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 6:18:44 PM
#2
B-b-but only the police should have guns!
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TopicThink about a girl who curved you.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 6:18:11 PM
#1
If you had more game, she'd be with you right now, wearing a sexy bra and panties set.
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TopicRemember when that black guy was choked to death for allegedly selling cigs?
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 5:41:18 PM
#4
Michael Brown attacked a police officer and got justifiably shot. The guy selling cigarettes got choked to death for no reason. Guess which death people care about more?
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TopicIf a 25 year old man dates a 16 year old girl, is he a creep?
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 5:16:59 PM
#1
If a 25 year old man dates a 16 year old girl, is he a creep? - Results (38 votes)
Yes
89.47% (34 votes)
34
No
10.53% (4 votes)
4
Even if it's technically legal in his state/country?
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TopicWhy is it taboo for men to have standards for a mate
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 5:11:03 PM
#35
Duncanwii posted...
All of you are fucking hypocrites considering everyone calls my gf ugly and basically try to bully me onto breaking up with her. Date who you wanna date....

I don't think you should break up with her because of her looks. I think you should break up with her because she's asexual and you're not. That's a blatant compatibility problem. Are you going to be happy being in a sexless relationship for 20+ years?
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TopicStoners are loners. I'm good.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 4:14:05 PM
#4
Bananana posted...
Id much rather my kid smoke pot than buy a GameFAQS account

This guy took this topic seriously. Everybody laugh.
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TopicStoners are loners. I'm good.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 4:08:21 PM
#1
I was raised right. I won't light.
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TopicWhy is it taboo for men to have standards for a mate
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 4:00:43 PM
#20
JBaLLEN66 posted...
So I need to say ugly?

Stop taking the opinions of dudes from gamefaqs.gamespot.com so seriously. Date who you want to date.
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TopicFortnight is being sued
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 3:47:56 PM
#29
OctilIery posted...
Prestoff posted...
CommonStar posted...
Prestoff posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
eston posted...
Is this the first time he's ever had a problem with someone using it? Because Fortnite certainly isn't the first ones to do it

I think its more along the lines of Epic is selling the dance, in other games such as WoW and Destiny it was free.


Does it cost real money for the dance emotes?

Yes


Oh if so he might have a case then.

It wouldn't be a good case no matter what they charged, you can't copyright a dance move.

I hope he wins, because selling dance moves as DLC in a game is part of what's killing gaming.
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TopicWhy is it taboo for men to have standards for a mate
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 3:44:11 PM
#14
ArchiePeck posted...
It's not. But if you're not having any success on account of your standards, they may be unrealistic in respect of your own "level".

When a reporter asked, How did it feel to fail 1,000 times? Thomas Edison replied, I didnt fail 1,000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1,000 steps.
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TopicFortnight is being sued
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 3:41:57 PM
#24
Fortnite is a massively embarrassing PUBG ripoff.
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TopicWhy is it taboo for men to have standards for a mate
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 3:40:19 PM
#11
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Crimson_Angel posted...
It's not


I was asked what I was looking for in a women and I was called a bigot afterwards and questioned.

By who? Who gives a fuck? Are you going to date a 400 pounder because someone on the Internet told you you should?
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TopicIf only talking to girls was as easy as the opening move to a chess game.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 3:37:08 PM
#12
catboy0_0 posted...
the opening move to talking to a girl is definitely as easy. it's keeping her from checkmating you that's the problem.

If your first move is wrong, it's already over.
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TopicWhat do you think about people over 20 that don't drive?
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 3:34:50 PM
#43
A lot of people are stuck in this situation:

You can't get your license without a car
You can't get a car without a license
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TopicLets start a rate thread.
Orlando_Jordan
12/18/18 12:56:01 AM
#12
I thought you had to be at least 13 years old to use GameFAQs.
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Topic1 million, but you must get kicked in the balls 100 times in a row.
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 11:15:18 PM
#8
Darkfire posted...
That person will have steel toe boots on.

Fuck no. Imagine taking 3 kicks from that. Then you have 97 more to go.
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TopicCE, a stripper gave me her number on Saturday.
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 10:50:22 PM
#18
Tag for updates.
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Topicis it true girls often find you more attractive if you don't respond fast
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 10:14:21 PM
#21
Ryuko_Chan posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Ryuko_Chan posted...
MonkeySee posted...
Ryuko_Chan posted...
I think this girl may have a crush on me ... we almost kissed once when we were hugging wasted out of our minds but she dodged it

she liked me enough to hug me was my point

Imagine thinking this is an achievement.

imagine purchasing a gamefaqs account

Every time I wreck someone, they think this is a good comeback. You l i t e r a l l y are bragging about a really drunk girl giving you a HUG. And she dodged your kiss.
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Topicis it true girls often find you more attractive if you don't respond fast
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 10:04:09 PM
#14
Ryuko_Chan posted...
MonkeySee posted...
Ryuko_Chan posted...
I think this girl may have a crush on me ... we almost kissed once when we were hugging wasted out of our minds but she dodged it

she liked me enough to hug me was my point

Imagine thinking this is an achievement.
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TopicDo you have sympathy for incel Sheldon Russell Bentley?
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 9:06:31 PM
#4
Antifar posted...
Please do not murder the homeless because you can't get laid.

I don't think he intended to murder him. But yes, it's no excuse.
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TopicMods on gamefaqs: Breastmilk is offensive!
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 8:30:26 PM
#5
People talk about sexual acts here, and there's even a sex and sexuality board (for some reason). But breast milk? That's crossing the line!
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TopicDo you have sympathy for incel Sheldon Russell Bentley?
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 8:26:57 PM
#1
He was a security guard who killed a blacked out alcoholic homeless man by stomping on his stomach. He had been an incel for four years. But he also had a difficult upbringing, was frequently heckled by the homeless while on the job, and called "Pee-Wee." Do you have sympathy for him?

Story:
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/security-guard-who-kicked-man-to-death-says-he-was-involuntarily-celibate
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TopicShould I get a job as a waiter to help with my social anxiety?
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 12:57:22 PM
#16
What do you actually expect to happen? It wont cure you of social anxiety.
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TopicWhat's the point of this government shutdown?
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 12:52:06 PM
#6
Imagine being against overpaid and underperforming politicians not getting paid. A government shut down is great.
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TopicI saw an attractive blonde with glasses with a nerd.
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 12:21:48 PM
#7
Unite posted...
Either has lots money or is more than 8 inches

Is this post serious? I doubt hes that big, although he may have a good job. He also could work at Walmart for all we know.
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TopicI saw an attractive blonde with glasses with a nerd.
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 12:12:14 PM
#1
Incels have no excuse if some generic nerd who is clearly not Chad can get an attractive blonde white girl.
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TopicHow to turn dates into something more sexual/intimate
Orlando_Jordan
12/17/18 11:28:01 AM
#71
CE at the end of a date: May I PLEASE kiss you?
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TopicDid some YouTuber named Mumkey Jones literally get banned for being an incel?
Orlando_Jordan
12/15/18 1:27:50 AM
#3
-l___________l- posted...
He is not an incel.

Oh, then it sucks he got banned.
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TopicDid some YouTuber named Mumkey Jones literally get banned for being an incel?
Orlando_Jordan
12/15/18 12:07:57 AM
#1
lmao
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TopicI have a confession to make.
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 2:14:09 PM
#9
I also have a great gaming PC.
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TopicI have a confession to make.
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 1:51:04 PM
#1
I have a huge D.
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TopicWhen are we gonna get some good slurs for white people?
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 12:25:37 PM
#13
Dyinglegacy posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
This topic probably won't get shut down either.


It shouldn't be. There aren't any words in the English language that hold the same weight as the N word. A word that has been used against a marginalized group since slavery.

We can't manufacture one, either. We'd literally have to put white people through years of suffering and call them a word over and over for it to even come close.

Or we could just make an offensive meme like that poor little white boy picture.
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TopicWhen are we gonna get some good slurs for white people?
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 12:22:10 PM
#8
eston posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
There are good slurs for whites.

Cracker is not a good slur

The H-word is.
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TopicWhen are we gonna get some good slurs for white people?
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 12:18:16 PM
#2
There are good slurs for whites.
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TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on da #MeToo movement?
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 12:14:08 PM
#11
*Woman regrets threesome from 30+ years ago*

Woman: This guy is a monster! #MeToo
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TopicThe green ranger used green herb.
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 12:07:16 PM
#7
VectorChaos posted...
The average Red Ranger is unfuckable.

The average Pink Ranger gets blasted by limitless Dragonzord dick.

This is true.
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TopicWomen's ideal size is 8"
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 11:38:46 AM
#18
clearaflagrantj posted...
Most girls don't even get off to intercourse, usually requires oral.

Only if youre too small.
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TopicWomen's ideal size is 8"
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 11:18:17 AM
#8
Conflict posted...
It's weird that you even make these topics when you're never going to fuck

Dont project your life onto me. Women love tall black guys.
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TopicWomen's ideal size is 8"
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 11:15:36 AM
#6
I found the guys under 6.
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TopicWomen's ideal size is 8"
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 11:12:18 AM
#1
Anything under 6 cant even get the average woman off.
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TopicThe green ranger used green herb.
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 11:07:07 AM
#6
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i really don't appreciate you making assumptions about people based on their outward appearance. just because someone has long hair doesn't mean that person smokes weed. stop the ignorance.

how would you feel if people leapt to conclusions about you based on how you look?

You act like its a bad thing that he was a cool stoner dude.
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TopicThe green ranger used green herb.
Orlando_Jordan
12/14/18 11:02:19 AM
#1
He had long hair, loved green, and had dank wisdom. Jason was straight edge and a little uptight. Thats why Kimberly preferred Tommy.
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