Current Events > NY Mom CANCELS her BABY SHOWER after her Family MOCKS the NAME!! Is it Dumb??

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A unnamed New York woman has CANCELLED her BABY SHOWER after her family and friends began to MOCK her unborn child's name!!

She became the butt of jokes after revealing that she's gonna name her son SQUIRE SEBASTIAN SENATOR and said she was scrapping the shower because of her fakeass family!!

She posted a long post firing against her family after they talked s*** about her unborn child and said "How can you judge an unborn child? What is wrong with you? Yall talking s*** about my unborn baby. They've spread rumours and lies about my child. No, i am not crazy. No, i am not mentally unstable. No, i was not drunk when i named my child. F*** you all. Fake ass family. Y ou won't get to be part of my baby's life and it's all because you had to judge him"

Reddit users continued the mocking however as everyone joked about her poor naming cohices as one user said "This could be the first ever child to run away from home before he's born"

Another said "I'll say the same thing i tell any friend who gets pregnant: before you settle on a name, imagine growing up with it yourself"

She assured her relatives that no matter what kind of abuse she received, there was no way she was going to budge on her son's future name and said "This is the name i was meant to give him. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name. This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success. My baby's name WILL be a revolution. It will push people to question everything."

Do you think the child's name is Dumb?

The Post -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/10/04/7221986-6478121-image-a-26_1544415814145.jpg
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I read title as My Mom and thought it was about TC.
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No one's making fun of the baby, they're making fun of her dumbass idea
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The mom's name is probably Abcde
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Yes, it's very dumb. Idiots need to stop trying to show their creativity or uniqueness through naming their kids stupid shit. It's not something special, anyone can name their kid some dumb crazy shit.
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It's like people name their children dumb shit just to get a rise out of others.

That is a massively embarrassing name, given by a massively embarrassing mom.
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Full Throttle posted...

"How can you judge an unborn child? What is wrong with you? Yall talking s*** about my unborn baby. They've spread rumours and lies about my child. No, i am not crazy. No, i am not mentally unstable. No, i was not drunk when i named my child. F*** you all. Fake ass family. Y ou won't get to be part of my baby's life and it's all because you had to judge him"

she sounds like a totally stable person
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I hope that kid slaps the shit out of their mother when they turn 18.
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The weird thing is Sebastian Squire isn't that weird

Squire Sebastian is dumb af

Full Throttle posted...

No, i am not crazy. No, i am not mentally unstable. No, i was not drunk when i named my child.

No sane person names their child that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rKAv-Rqx4k" data-time="
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That's honestly nowhere near as bad a name as I was expecting when I clicked the topic. Still kinda dumb, but yeah.
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I laughed when I saw that was only his first name
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the kid will be smart enough to start going by sebastion after the kids start bullying him
but this is going to make him resent his mother
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Kids gonna end up going by seabass like every Sebastian on the planet. No way the guys gonna go with that full name in HS
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boxington posted...

I laughed when I saw that was only his first name

All that was just the first name? Fuck
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^ yea, it's from the link in the OP


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@TheDarkCircle posted...

The weird thing is Sebastian Squire isn't that weird

Squire Sebastian is dumb af

This but then also Senator. Its not her last name. Nor the babys fathers last name. Or even his middle name.

Literally just part of his first name
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Lmfao. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name XD
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Even worse for this kid is that mental illness is hereditary.
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I mean...if you want to give a kid a weird name, make it their middle name, so they can ignore it. This wouldn't have blown up if it was "Sebastian Squire Senator".
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I skimmed over it tbh. Lol I would have called her out too. Don't nobody got time to be calling that child by that long ass name
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@DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

I mean...if you want to give a kid a weird name, make it their middle name, so they can ignore it. This wouldn't have blown up if it was "Sebastian Squire Senator".

squire sebastion senator is not a first, middle and last name
its all his first name
we dont know his middle and last name
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Can you even have 3 words as a first name? Hell squire and senator are titles are they not?
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Puglia77 posted...

The mom's name is probably Abcde

Lol I lost it

Yes she is dumb
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My friend works at a hospital and there were 2 (I personally think is hilarious) baby names he was soo embarrassed cause he got wrong:

Name: La-a
He pronounced: La a
How it's supposed to sound: La dasha

Name: Shadynasty
He pronounced: Shady Nasty (I lol'd so bad at that)
How it's supposed to sound: Sha Dynasty
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She could have realized the name was done and chosen something else but NOOO gotta have a meltdown of epic proportions
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TheDarkCircle posted...

The weird thing is Sebastian Squire isn't that weird
Squire Sebastian is dumb af

This. Senator is just stupid, though.
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i hope someone is just trolling and not dumb enough to name a kid that but idk
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Skurvy_1 posted...

Name: Shadynasty
He pronounced: Shady Nasty (I lol'd so bad at that)
How it's supposed to sound: Sha Dynasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns92Z1n2Qxo" data-time="

" . . . is only his first name."

Bitch is fucking crazy.

She argues like people on CE.
"Attacking the name I chose, is somehow attacking the unborn kid!"
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millennial names
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"This isn't even my final name!"
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They are making fun of you dumbass not the baby.
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Skurvy_1 posted...

My friend works at a hospital and there were 2 (I personally think is hilarious) baby names he was soo embarrassed cause he got wrong:

Name: La-a
He pronounced: La a
How it's supposed to sound: La dasha

Name: Shadynasty
He pronounced: Shady Nasty (I lol'd so bad at that)
How it's supposed to sound: Sha Dynasty

Who the fuck puts a dash in a name and PROUNCES THE DASH AS THE WORD DASH?!

What the fuck....
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Skurvy_1 posted...

My friend works at a hospital and there were 2 (I personally think is hilarious) baby names he was soo embarrassed cause he got wrong:

Name: La-a
He pronounced: La a
How it's supposed to sound: La dasha

Name: Shadynasty
He pronounced: Shady Nasty (I lol'd so bad at that)
How it's supposed to sound: Sha Dynasty

One of those is from an old copypasta and the other is from always sunny
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Skurvy_1 posted...

My friend works at a hospital and there were 2 (I personally think is hilarious) baby names he was soo embarrassed cause he got wrong:

Name: La-a
He pronounced: La a
How it's supposed to sound: La dasha

Your friend does not work in a hospital and this is a racist joke that's been making it's way around for years now.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/le-a/
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Skurvy_1 posted...

Name: La-a
He pronounced: La a
How it's supposed to sound: La dasha

humanity has gone too far. it's past the point of stopping

Devil_Katt_II posted...

Skurvy_1 posted...

Name: La-a
He pronounced: La a
How it's supposed to sound: La dasha

humanity has gone too far. it's past the point of stopping

It's a fake story meant to make blacks look dumb. Stop. Just fucking stop.
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It sounds like 3 unrelated words.
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TheCEmanCometh posted...

I read title as My Mom and thought it was about TC.

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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Devil_Katt_II posted...

Skurvy_1 posted...

Name: La-a
He pronounced: La a
How it's supposed to sound: La dasha

humanity has gone too far. it's past the point of stopping

It's a fake story meant to make blacks look dumb. Stop. Just fucking stop.

And super old on top of that
I legit don't understand how there are still people who have not heard of it
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Yeah, the source I found dates it at 2008 . . . now what in 2008 might have caused some anti-black propaganda to start sprouting up . . .

Christ, I'm far from the most pc person on CE and even I recognize this shit a mile away.
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I'm pretty sure I heard of it before that
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LightHawKnight posted...

Can you even have 3 words as a first name? Hell squire and senator are titles are they not?

She could always hyphenate them...

oh **** don't give her ideas
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Squire is weak as shit. It's like naming your kid intern or apprentice.
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The only normal name is the middle one

Dear parents-to-be everywhere:

If you tell multiple people your unborn kid's to-be name, and their first reaction is laughter or obvious bewilderment, choose a different name.

Thanks,

Humanity

It ain't hard. Here:

Henry
Lydia
David
Abigail

Those are the ones we went with. Not difficult, and we had to pick four! You can pick at least one normal name set.
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