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Kazi1212 posted...

Did you wake up?

No, she drove me home while we blasted music and sang loudly like idiots despite the fact that neither of us could sing. I kissed her when I took my leave of her, and for a shining moment felt a kind of exhilaration new to me. Like a flood of heat running through me and filling me with a fey energy. I felt like I could do anything, and feel anything, and that a strange world I knew nothing about was opening itself to me. I was practically strutting, and for once felt like I didn't care in the slightest what anyone thought of me.

I once went clothes shopping with a girl. Every time I tried something new on she used it as an excuse to feel me up, with the pretext that she liked the feeling of running her hands over new clothes. I protested that it was unfair, so I made her try on a pair of pants and slowly ran my hands up them from her ankles to her waist. I'm still amazed I was comfortable enough to be so bold instead of withdrawing into my shell and dissociating entirely, my go-to reaction for dealing with all but the most superficial of social situations.

Don't. If they won't accept you for who you are, they're not the kind of people you want to be around anyway. Find people who will love you for who you are.

10/10 Beauty (face)
10/10 Beauty (body)
0/10 Intelligence
0/10 Ambition
5/10 Health
5/10 Hygiene
10/10 Loyalty
0/10 Sex Drive
0/10 Sexual Talent
10/10 Wealth

Rich, gorgeous, and stupid enough to settle for me. Just the way I like em.

We're all running out of things to say. Toppling backwards into silence.

Is the username YourPsychiatrist taken?

She's so dreamy. I get all flustered just reading her posts.

immaWHOOPdatASS posted...

Get a job

I'm leaving for work now tyvm

Error1355 posted...

Don't mass tag people.

Okay, I won't.

Because why not?

Well, have you?

No need to be shy, I'm sure this place is full of poets! Lay it on me.

Ah yes, women have it so rough. As a man, I can only imagine what it's like to feel ridiculed for my appearance. To have self-esteem issues because I'm unattractive, and to feel like I have to spend time and effort every day in a futile attempt to improve my body and give myself some small sliver of worth. Only to realize that it's never enough and I'll never be anything other than a disgusting, worthless piece of shit. Thank god we don't have to bother with any of that nonsense.

What's it like?

n/t

No welching.

DoubleOSnake posted...

MonkeySee posted...

The only reason I go out in public is to stare creepily at pretty women and hope one of them meets my eye at some point. Neither venue would be optimal, because the women at baseball games most likely have boyfriends/husbands, and the women at six flags most likely have kids. So I wouldn't even bother deluding myself into thinking they're interested in me. I'd rather just mope at home by myself and play video games.

is this a serious post? anyway at most real big amusement parks there are lots of women in the 18 y.o. range

Uh. Like 1/3 serious, 2/3 joking, 7/3 maudlin self-flagellation?

The only reason I go out in public is to stare creepily at pretty women and hope one of them meets my eye at some point. Neither venue would be optimal, because the women at baseball games most likely have boyfriends/husbands, and the women at six flags most likely have kids. So I wouldn't even bother deluding myself into thinking they're interested in me. I'd rather just mope at home by myself and play video games.

Yeah, debates are boring. Scripted, predictable answers to predictable questions. It would be way cooler to see candidates appear on various game shows without time to prepare. Just thrown into an episode of Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune or Ninja Warrior or Naked and Afraid or something. That would tell me far more about a candidate than a boring debate would, and it would be a ratings gold mine.

She doesn't want anything to do with me. Why would she?

I'm 28. I would date anybody silly enough to have me. Theoretically, anyway, because nobody has bad enough taste to want me.

FF_Redux posted...

I know I'm just having fun with it

I am better now than before tho

Cool. Singing is fun, and something nearly everyone can do. It's a shame so many people are so paranoid about what others will think. I love hearing people put themselves forward like that. Put your heart and soul into it!

It's too tentative. You sing like you're trying not to wake somebody up. Belt it out and own it, ffs.

You're not a very good singer, but I like your voice. Practice some more and try again in a month.

This sure is a topic on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.

The Riverside Museum. Lol jk what kind of weirdo actually goes to a museum?

JustMyOpinion posted...

So is it Unquestionable or do you guys just write that poetry or whatever it is to each other just because?

I think it's romantic. Maybe a little silly, but what's the harm in being a little silly?

I see. Thanks for keeping me informed.

Some pretty passionate stuff. I enjoy reading your writing.

Nah, never mind. I'm bored of it. I'm reading about heavy heart lamentations.

Leanaunfurled posted...

You have long fingers. Should try and play piano.

I do, actually. Not lately, though, because I didn't have room here to take it with me. Now I have to make do with guitar and harmonica. Alas.

That sounds like a lot of calories to burn in an hour. Were you running like 7+ mph on an incline?

SableWolfAngel posted...

MonkeySee posted...

SableWolfAngel posted...

MonkeySee posted...

SableWolfAngel posted...

MonkeySee posted...

Immanentize the eschaton.

This freaked me out.

Yes, I tend to have that effect on people. :(

Whose alt are you?

We could play a game. I'll send you pictures of various body parts, and you get one guess per body part. Better get it right quickly.

You're probably a Hoth alt.

You're supposed to wait until after the picture to guess, silly. And no, that's quite wrong. You wound me. Here's my left index finger.

SableWolfAngel posted...

MonkeySee posted...

SableWolfAngel posted...

MonkeySee posted...

Immanentize the eschaton.

This freaked me out.

Yes, I tend to have that effect on people. :(

Whose alt are you?

We could play a game. I'll send you pictures of various body parts, and you get one guess per body part. Better get it right quickly.

SableWolfAngel posted...

MonkeySee posted...

Immanentize the eschaton.

This freaked me out.

Yes, I tend to have that effect on people. :(

Immanentize the eschaton.

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Wanna do it?

Yes. It doesn't matter what 'it' is.

34 minutes between the last post of the most recently-posted-in thread and the last post of the 50th-most-recently-posted-in thread. I hate what happened to this place.

SpinKirby posted...

MonkeySee posted...

Are you suggesting that child laborers without internet access are the most insignificant people in the world?

Yep.

In what way am I more significant than your typical child laborer?

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

MonkeySee posted...

Or is this just a veiled way of telling me to kill myself?

I see where this topic is going

The second page?

SpinKirby posted...

Lmao.

You have fucking internet access and a basic education.

Try reincarnating as a child laborer.

I don't understand what this is in reference to. Are you suggesting that child laborers without internet access are the most insignificant people in the world? Or is this just a veiled way of telling me to kill myself?

QassTank posted...

Anything?

Well, I won't answer some personal questions. And I won't give an interesting answer to any question because I'm boring and robotic and I don't have a personality. But sure, anything. Whatever.

LinksLiege posted...

Again - not bragging here. If it were three random people on the street asking me, it wouldn't be a problem. It's a bit different when it's people you have to work with in a really small store. It creates an awkward, uncomfortable atmosphere. (And I'm not lying about that second one being crazy - it's no exaggeration to say she may have been planning some sort of assault against me.)

I'm sorry, I didn't really mean to insult you. I'm just a bit jealous. I would love to have a woman try to assault me. Or acknowledge my existence in literally any other way.

If you listen real closely, you can hear the sound of complete indifference.

Oh my god guys I'm so sick of being attractive. It's so tiring having people constantly be interested in me.

byron posted...

Why

Who

Or don't, if that's easier. It doesn't matter much to me.

I thought you preferred the harem approach. Four guys are better than one, no?